Monty Python - Kamikaze Scotsmen

[BorisAtTheNet]

Or like you said, sir, we'll be able to make time, eventually, without to loose sir no.

[AuburnAttack21]

Must not have that much funding if they don't even have the pillows to soften their landing!

[MasterOfFlash92]

@AuburnAttack21 They are kamikaze! they are supposed to die! >_>

[turtleswithbeards]

this is scary, i thought of the toulouse thing long time before i watched this

[KurtG85]

@turtleswithbeards Huh?

[Slazfreska]

@turtleswithbeards Yea haha im a liverpool fc fan and my mum asked on the night of the euro match are they playing Toulouse? i didnt get it i said they playing to win!!!! auahaahau....honest!

[AlinatheDuck]

Were they filming at the castle in Norwich? :O

[MichaelPalinFan2008]

''What makes these young men so keen to kill themselves??''

KAMIKAZE SCOTSMAN: ''The money's good.''

[PtolemeeAlexandrinus]

Your King & Country need you !

Join the Queen's Own McKamikaze Highlanders now !

[47midnight]

here is the method will bring the enemy into a false sense of security by providing them with large quantities of money, a good home and a steady job, LOL

[Soilwar]

3:26 almost! Eric was trying so hard! :D

[Doommaster677]

@Soilwar you mean Michael, but yes, that would take some extreme self-restraint to hold back bursting out into laughter.

[Soilwar]

@Doommaster677: No (I think) I mean Eric. Eric did his very best to make Michael laugh.. almost succesful job. :)

[nafaidni]

The Queen's Own McKamikaze Regiment, lololol

[MomoTheBellyDancer]

I love it how they all scream with the same voice.

[TheMcgreary]

This sketch went from "alright" to "WTF am i watching"

[windson7]

It's funny cuase I have no idea what they're saying.

[Wraithldr13]

3:23 he ALMOST cracked.

[MrPurpleeater]

To lose...in France.

[7beers]

3:24 - 3:27 Palin is about to completely lose it. He bravely manages to hold it back, but that's the closest I can recall to a Python member coming to bursting out laughing!

[kwrkrlz]

@7beers They come even closer in the exploding penguin sketch!

[odizzido]

@7beers haha there is another time I can recall off the top of my head. Here is the youtube video number NfcNDF_GETk and 2:28 is the time you need to see.

[TheTechnoToast]

6:22 he said the time is now 19 fawlty towers

[TheTechnoToast]

1:45 - 1:57 Remind you of that not the nine o'clock news sketch anyone?

[listen2meokidoki]

I just lost 6mins 31 seconds. Talk about no time to lose. Hello hello. Come to think of it, I've been passing time all night until me wife said she reckons it passes well enough by itself.

[Krurnosai]

Keep pressing 8 to make the guy on the right rape the scot

[SoundSurferukII]

Well rediculous but well funny

[killa12779]

Kamikaze Highlanders? they need Connor Macleod.

[HerrJohann72]

What about the Tokyo Airport? What about the state of Itsubishi Kamati Yoto? What about the Emperor? Not Japanese enough for you, eh?

[beaniec9]

"Thats my flannel." hahah I love Mike!

[gjoebeck]

5:51 ???

[DragonSteroids]

@almightyjarve what about the kamikaze bit?

[almightyjarve]

6.22 "The time is now 1942 Hrs" - The only reference to the japanese in the entire sketch.

[superbloonpopper]

@almightyjarve no its not

[Cslangsta]

Who else thought of the Demoman when they saw the title?

[Slazfreska]

@Cslangsta Errr no what ya on about?

[ThePositiveAussie]

Hahahaha!



[blobby1972]

I don't understand KAMIKAZE means devine wind so why are they killing themselves .

[Justowner]

@blobby1972 Because the japanese kamikaze's killed themselves. only.. with air planes...

[GeneralLagspam]

@blobby1972 In WWII the Japanese trained young pilots how to fly planes into ships and important stuff. They usually filled the planes with extra fuel so as the explosion caused when the plane collided with the target would be more destructive. These special pilots were called the Kamikaze.

[blobby1972]

@GeneralLagspam Whats that got to do with Scotland ? they never mension japan not once or ships its just stupid

[Theblaster125]

@blobby1972 do they really need to mention all that, MP is known for being daft and this sketch is no exception. So what if scotlands involed its just used to do the usual mick takeing and plus you don't need to understand it

[GeneralLagspam]

@blobby1972 Why should they have to mention the Japanese for it to be funny? Part of the point is that they're NOT Japanese and have nothing to do with Japan at all. And as Theblaster125 put it, MP is known for being daft and this sketch is no exception. If you still don't get it, then I'm sorry but you have no sense of humor.

[OffendersProductions]

How do they train? wouldn't they kill themselves while training???

[coreyschannel1995]

@OffendersProductions that's the joke :D bloody genius are those Python lads

[itsaliveish]

@OffendersProductions You are an idiot.

[LightStijn]

@OffendersProductions Lol, you're about the dumbest person on earth.

[OffendersProductions]

@LightStijn :( i get the joke.

im just asking D:

[LightStijn]

@OffendersProductions Well, you shouldn't.

[TheAngelRussie]

@OffendersProductions First time in my life i come across an Englishman who doesn't get English humor!!! Well, that's perhaps because in this sketch, it's Scottish humor)))))

[OffendersProductions]

How do they train????

[enemaclinic]

That's Norwich castle in the background!

[Jacko643]

52 people are kamikaze scotsmen

[TheStapleGunKid]

@grimlockfire

Yeah I get it. These are some of Monty Python's best skits. It just seems that Scotsment always get the harshest treatment from the crew. I didn't say it made the skits bad or anything, it's just something I noticed.

[sondano]

why does this remind me of Lucy?

In the.

Sky........with??

DIAAAAMONDS!

[TheRenegadeHamster]

@sondano Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds wasn't named after LSD. If it was, the Beatles had no reason to deny it, as they had other songs which they freely admitted to having drug references.

[metaguru]

4:30 who narrates the no time toulouse animated segment?

I've narrowed it down to Palin or maybe Gilliam

[cartoonfanatic844]

@metaguru Gilliam, I'd wager. Palin's American/Western accent sounds different [like in the Mr Neutron sketches].

[TheSpartan1077]

@metaguru They're all Gilliam.

[shcnoozlebop]

3:48 and 5:56 my fave parts lol

[TheStapleGunKid]

Is it just me or does it seem the Monty Python guys really hate Scottmen? It seems like they get the harshest treatment out of all the groups they make fun of.

[grimlockfire]

@TheStapleGunKid no what about the scicience fiction sketch all those people turned into scotsmen

[TheStapleGunKid]

@grimlockfire

Exactly my point. That one also harshly makes fun of Scotsmen.

[grimlockfire]

@TheStapleGunKid ooo its all in good fun british and scottish have been poking at each other since they divide the island

[weinerkat]

There isn't an army in the world that could stand before the might of her Majesty's First Kamikazi Highlanders!

[GwresYnKernow]

Anyone notice that he's got to kill himself by lunchtime but the clock says nearly quarter past one and it's daylight? :p

[Neosaintjimmy]

52 people were actually kamikaze irishman.

[pheaktor]

@Neosaintjimmy what a coincidence, 52 people disliked this video

[Edenzmonkz]

is that graham chapmen the last guy whos desperetly trying to kill himself?

[FireEyedMaidOfWar]

Monsieur Cleese has clearly in his countenance what folk does call natural authority! This is way he plays in Monty Python all the key authority figures, which do make the life on our cosy little planet free prosperous and save life Adolf Hitler, the Pope, English officers, Reg (leader of the terrorist organisation People’s Front of Judea), Sir Lancelot the Brave, the right hand of Pontius Pilate, managers or police officers. I think the authority folk should take him for their role model!

[moyadapne]

RSM Urdoch. ha ha

[Bladepaw18]

Is it just me, or is anyone else seeing Cyril Ritchard playing McPherson?

[PleaseGoAway1000]

Bonkers

[Endrey1375]

"We will be able to make time, eventually, without to lose, sir, no."

[Endrey1375]

This is becoming too silly

[at2at]

LOLLOLLOLLOL 5:55 was soooo funny

[wotrabbitfish]

bloody waste of a good kilt, *sigh*, more work for poor old angus po'gornie

[joecrowl3y]

omfg..MacKamakazi



[stitch99]

...That was weird, even by Python standards.

[iwanttobeanun]

@stitch99 Don't know if I have a virus or something. Hard to understand if you weren't here for the whole conversation. A lot got erased. Not sure what happened but I typed in one thing and what got posted was something else.

[iwanttobeanun]

Hey my comments r glitching so I erased it. I said "You need more girls on the show" and it somehow got changed to "Show your needs girls" I'm not that stupid. Dunno how it happened, but it's true. They do need girls.

[VzR69]

@iwanttobeanun agreed. I am not a girl.

[tatersalad814]

Kamikaze please.

Yes, would you go through please?

Thank you.

[buckocj3]

50 ppl have time to lose.

[zollek6]

The first part was filmed in Norwich castle mostly and at 0:30 you can see Norwich City Council Tower with the clock :]

[Renwallz]

Random, incoherent, and ridiculous... just some of the reasons why Monty Python are the greatest comedy troupe ever.

[hasjkdhlsjakDHLASJKD]

ned to clean before my girlfriend comes by... NO TIME TO LOSE

[ThomasJAckerman]

@hasjkdhlsjakDHLASJKD Ooh, well spoken!

[Soilwar]

Excuse me please, gotta cook lemon curry before doing some kamikaze training - no time to lose!

[mongthedandies]

Sporran fodder!

[theonlyantony]

@mongthedandies Kilt in the line of duty!

[Soilwar]

the part around 1:48 is priceless

[shadowmare97]

I'm part Scottish and I approve of this video! :D

[wwwtotalitaerde]

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[jaknife99]

Pull his weight?

More like drop his weight.

[BennickGAdeus]

I need to find a way to resurrect these guys' humor. Well, NO TIME TO LOSE! =D

[curryjon]

50 people had no time to lose watching this.

[cheeekinn]

How to play Ullapool Caber Demoman.

[zyllyphic]

by lunchtime? it was quarter past 2 lol. look at the clock

[LinYee]

"The money is good."

[magicstorm1]

Kamikaze Highlander Regiment....

LOL

[JacobBlackisCandy2me]

"a real Scotsman does not wear anything under his kilt." -- My Grandpa (who is scottish).

BTW ... I love Monty Python. ^_^

[Biedrik4]

I love how much the topic can change with Monty Python. We went from kamikaze Scots to wild west post impressionists.

[cheryld01]

I love Eric, he's hilarious. There are so many times that he almost makes one of them laugh or smirk.

[Monaqute]

"No-time Toulouse. The story of the wild and lawless days of the post-Impressionists."

[SilenceOfChaos]

This greatly increased the Scotsmen success in combat, a guy almost broke his back once when 40 Scotsmen kamikaze him.

[tacoshitter]

those monty python cartoons are creep me out.

[nrgianni]

got to be one of the most surreal sketches they've done lulz

[CrimsonToast]

That "No time to lose" bit bore a striking resemblence to a bit on the horse episode of Fawlty Towers.

[MtheGate]

Hm... 42 years? Incidentally, a lot of the Pythons were friendly with Douglas Adams...

[grimlockfire]

@MtheGate ooo i love douglas adams

[JackieChan173]

@MtheGate lol 42 thumbs up on this comment

[liekkis]

pythons have no time to lose coz soon theyre all dead

[alonmerlin]

@liekkis ??? actuly alot of them are alive

[L3P4rk0Ur4L1f3]

@stephanosanio @eternalgreen2012 Successful trolls are successful

[TheBighairyfart]

the director of Monty Python was scottish, this is in norwich as u can guess

[djiniari]

lol they all commit suicide!!!



[puttenham67]

that's not Edinburgh and Edinburgh Castle but Norwich and Norwich Castle, one can even see Norwich City Hall in the background at 0:30. A fine city, most beautiful place ever!

[tfleenor]

Still kills me how Palin about loses it at 3:26 or so.. lol

[kostbill]

@tfleenor LOL indeed. He is just about to lose it!

[EternalGreen2012]

the humor reminds me of family guy a little!

[stephanosanio]

@EternalGreen2012 true lol

[TheAgProv]

Norwich Castle Keep, I notice.... brings back memories of UEA. I wonder if people waiting for buses at Castle Meadow Bus Station (right underneath the keep) on the day were disconcerted by the sight of what looked like a procession of suicidal bagpipers hurling themselves into oblivion from 150 feet up?

[DulBeat]

Lol. "What the hell" just doesn't cut it.

[Soilwar]

Hopefully all the terrorists come up with a kamikaze training camp too.

[XXLDubstep]

Tolouse?

[kbgreen1234]

No TiMe tO lOsE!

[TheZagiello]

Funny Scotsmen

[beskintos]

What drugs were they on when they did this?

I'd really like to know, I need that for a research :)

[Shutup9100]

@beskintos

None actually, though Graham was an alcoholic, it actually interfered with the writing.

[swollower]

@beskintos none

[gombie]

@beskintos

Post-War Britain, that's what they called it.

[dave2806]

@beskintos no drugs , just english . it comes natural ! thank god .

[Fireflyfan329]

@beskintos Every drug.

[AliceInBlotterLand]

@beskintos the good ones

[Asdatale]

@beskintos no time to lose :)

[Momotaicho]

@beskintos None

[thetruesurvive]

@beskintos lsd

[AdamsTeinz]

@beskintos hashish. Like the hashashin.

[sandro135426]

@beskintos

Its England....the only recreational products we use here is fish and chips.....and black pudding.

[HerrVonSpionage]

@beskintos Perhaps acid with a lot of weed. Standard 60's/70's drugs! :)

[moxie96]

@beskintos Don't need drugs to be this hilarious. It's just we don't often see six gifted men of humor get together as a solid tight unit and work so well to make timeless comedy

[TheBubba68]

@moxie96 Oh yeah! The Sheer Genius!!!!!! LMAO! The Pythons are IMMORTAL!

[wayzey]

@moxie96 Who said drugs make things hilarious?  Specific drugs do.

[TheKenTerry]

@moxie96

But..they did drugs.

[pravljicezaotroke]

@moxie96 My words exactly!

[karavalenge]

@beskintos No drugs, just very drunk all the time.

[0wninwhilez0nin]

@beskintos A drug called Monty Python. Be warned; if you take it, your head will explode, and your children will cry over your melted body.

[SUPERMEDIABROTHERS6]

wow that is random

[MrPurpleeater]

You, know, like "to lose", in France.

[stuartlamb69]

This is even funnier when you consider the castle is also in England (Norwich Castle).

[Bastanr]

No-Time Toulouse!

[dharmaseed]

@Bastanr A story of the wild and lawless days of the post-impressionists.

[ZombieGamer63]

Right from the start, you KNOW it's Monty Python...

[beaniec9]

"thats my flannel"

[MichaelMyers239]

NO TIME TO LOSE!!

[OtakuWulf]

49 people are dumb as hell. 1959 people have a sense of humor.

[VashTheWaterbender]

XD Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

[TruperX]

To lose in France. Lol.

[philipkeaveney777]

49 people are fucking idoits or scotish.

[peopleman20]

@philipkeaveney777

Why what a Scottish oerson find this offensive?

[philipkeaveney777]

@peopleman20 Joke man. anyone who presses the dislike button on a monty python video is a fucking idiot. I don't understand watching videos and disliking them. Very sad....

[Psychokitten67]

@philipkeaveney777 What would being Scottish have to do with dislike this, hm? Don't be so bloody ignorant

[TheDonut65]

@philipkeaveney777 I'm scottish, and I find this funny as hell.

[KoolDudester]

i love when he burst through the paper

[johnnywoodbugs]

@KoolDudester fucking awesome lol!

[SarahMH7]

3:34 hahaha