Animal Fights: Viral Video Film School

[Flamespark32]

1:22-1:28 100% true story.

[purplesodapop]

lol i didn't even realize he was wearing a tie until he took it off

[MasterHandINC]

Xenogears music at 1:16 FTW!!!

[Sei1863]

Are you drunk or high? I can't tell which.

[xyganthaphor]

whoa. you have a lot of lions on you. hahahahha

[pcfresh88]

no one wants to hear you talk you ugly f***

[newgateway1]

@pcfresh88 you can't even type fuck? wow. you must be one cool person

[SadlifeProduction]

holy shit, Jim from the office lost his job

[Univer3eTwist3ers]

WHATS THE THUMPING GERMAN RAVE BEAT AT 2:08!!??

WHATS THE THUMPING GERMAN RAVE BEAT AT 2:08!!??

WHATS THE THUMPING GERMAN RAVE BEAT AT 2:08!!??

WHATS THE THUMPING GERMAN RAVE BEAT AT 2:08!!??

WHATS THE THUMPING GERMAN RAVE BEAT AT 2:08!!??

[happywalrus42]

I WANNA WATCH A BEAR FIGHT FIVE WOLVES~!

[jango421]

idiot

[rbynsayshi]

WOAH, U HAVE A LOT OF.... LIONS..... ON U.

U KNOW THEY'RE NOT EVEN FIGHTING TO SURVIVE?

IS HIS FOR REALZ?

HEY...HEY CAN U PUT THE BLOOD BACK IN THERE FOR ME?

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

U..U WITH THE CAMERA! HELP ME! I HAVE A FAMILY!

haha you're funny.

[Vmbra01]

Can someone please tell me the song at 1:46 ? i would really love you if u tell me! =D

[blue6023]

wish this channel was on cable.

[altret8]

@blue6023 it is. current tv. infomania is the only show i'd recommend on it though.

[badam104172]

Humans have mosquitoes. Elephants have fucking lions. You can't complain anymore.

[BoyLovesErza]

Look at the naked lady poster on his wall LMAO...

[MissElephantastic]

are you drunk? i mean you are awesome, but you look drunk... maybe cause there are so many people out there who are ust... well stupid.

[lambmaster27]

Woah o.0 you have a lot of lions on you.

[skypirate346]

he reminds me of the guy in the comic strip Get Fuzzy

[heartlandvideogame]

whats the song 2:08-2:13?

[Phazon413]

Lol this is hilarious. Well done.

[123WintersAngel123]

It's Pam's husband from the office :)

[Uhthenuh]

Zehbra. Lol.

[acegenerals]

you moved me.....



[mgstockcar]

I wish there wasn't so many commercials

[3vegemite]

Zat was my glowshtick....

[MetalGearSolidOwnz]

What you dont see... is at the end, the 5 wovles pull out laptops and start banking... its call the CIRCLE OF LIFE!

[kell1425]

@MetalGearSolidOwnz no he said that they "watch videos of humans banking"

[kartmadh]

fuck

[camondjson]

is funny the things he does with his hand while he talks

[Fittlegroven]

@heartlandvideogame

Europa by Immediate Music... I think...

[heartlandvideogame]

@Fittlegroven nope wasnt it but cheers for the lead :)

[heartlandvideogame]

whats the song 2:08-213

[AnthonyTorrez]

LMFAO! The dramatic music with the elephants xDD

I love this guyy :)

[djsusp3ctu]

yeah..a huge buffalo

[cantcomeupwith3]

BANKING BANKING BANKING should i keep banking or watch a bear fight 5 wolves.I WANNA WATCH A BEAR FIGHT 5 WOLVES!!!

[kylominylo]

i need to find where the bear fights 5 wolves

[ShaoandZo]

banking banking banking, should i keep banking? or watch a bear fight five wolves?! I WANNA WATCH A BEAR FIGHT FIVE WOLVES!! lol i love this guy

[7thspade]

You changed my life.

[ThePinkHime]

dude i want the mp3 for that thumping german rave beat :D

[flowertrue]

Brett my dear, next time you're drunk like this, come over to my house and we'll fool around

[greatdayforawalk]

This made me laugh so hard that I forgot to feel sorry for the animals

[TheArtofAllArts]

He's looks so stoned in this one..

[clg2323]

Hello, Brett. I am commenting now to share with you that I am truley displeased in your effort to make more videos for my entertainment. I find them somewhat amusing. If you would like, I have collected some topics of that I would like to see in your upcoming lessons. Please contact me for that information.

Hope to Here From You Tomorrow,

Anomynous.

[Millsie18]

@clg2323 Lool?

[peanutsarefun]

that is a....big....buffalo

[oblivionmaster77]

you´re like a funny Jack Sparrow

[hoosierhiver]

Go Nyquil!

[NightsirK]

Why can't everyone watch this show instead of Equals Three (ugh).

WHY CAN'T THEY.

ARRGH.

[FruscianteFan95]

@NightsirK I know its like they are all missing out and when you try to explain to one of them that this is better they are all too emotionally attached to rwj already. Its soooo frustrating... VVFS came BEFORE RWJ!!!

[Farnik01]

Banking banking banking banking...

[monalisasmiles4you]

Brett has a great job. Drinking, hanging out, watching YouTube, and being pretty freaking awesome...that's the life...

[RoyVanNistelrooij]

lion or g-raf: lion; lion or buffalo:lion; lion or zebbra: lion.

[telelap]

you suck,we don't want to hear your stupid comments,we just wanted to watch the videos!

[MrPuccapucca]

@telelap do you realize that THAT"S WHAT YOUTUBE IS FOR?!?!?

And speak for yourself pretty much everyone that watches his videos love them.

[323Felicity]

lion or zeb-ra? LION

[moonasian]

whats the music at 2:08 ?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!??!?!?!

[leyda9651]

oh my gosh at the elephant with the lions on top :( thou the song makes it creeepier lol

[skin9n]

You sound drunk! lolz

[EricEqualsMCSquared]

see you soon Brett

[PurepOis0n123]

GO ELEPHANT! xD

[XBCShadow]

lol you sound sick, and very cranky. your more harsh than normal lol

[ChrissyMontagne]

annoying editing and voice.. FAIL!

[BK412]

A Bull would crush a lion.

[99hesoe]

thumping german ravebeat is awesome :D

[baki3626]

the last 5 seconds when the guy jumps off the boat into the sharks mouth is painfully random.

[khamochan]

Ok, well i just read all the comments hoping to find out the name of the rave song before i posted a comment asking something that's already been asked and answered. But no one has answered so i'm going to ask again, what's the name of the rave song? xD That or could you link the video? Cuz then i could go over there and maybe find the answer =P Please and thank you!~

[Hudzan]

"Uhm..Could you put the blood back in?

I kinda need that"

LOL

[Guanosoft]

i he saing "Milchschnitte"??

[Weisenheimer78]

That's interesting that JoanIsNotTheMaid thought a previous commentor was stoned, because I was thinking Bret was drunk in this one. Drunk or Italian.

[Inthe80sthatwasamutt]

ZAT VAS MY GLOWSTICK!!!

lol

[wwwtonycom]

you suck

[Kazikox]

"Wow you have a lot of lions on you."

I died of laughter.

[CoolScoobydoo]

Dang, them lions were wuppin that elephant's ass.

[rfbrand]

Hahahaha

[evanromance]

interesting ...

[RookieNN]

You, my friend, are BRILLIANT!!! :-D

[eqkimble1890]

I hate it when people say "Jagwire" instead of Jaguar.

[Wavenet08]

Uh, Ass-Clown?

It's "unless YOU'RE retarded", not YOUR.

Pwned \m/ ----- so endeth the lesson.

[Wavenet08]

@Marachuan oh, I get it - ha ha ha ...

Oh wait, no I don't. EPIC HUMOR FAIL.

Now I gotta go hump your mom, choad.

[Marachuan]

@Wavenet08 I wasn't trying to be funny you ass clown.

[eqkimble1890]

Dude, can you call him an ass clown after he already called you an ass clown?

[Marachuan]

@eqkimble1890 lol I didn't re-read everything he said just the latest and its been on going so its not my fault I dont care enough to pay attention.

[PurpleMintSam]

Brett is super adorable

[aangelangel189]

lol he looks like he just rolled out of bed (cutely?) teehee!

[Waihapokopoko]

youre a faggit fuck up :P

[bexter97]

what's the battle of yorktown?

said the dumb blonde!

jkjk

[mishokapil]

@bexter97: the last battle of the US independence war, where american and french forces defeated the brittish. sorry to have kept you waiting ;-)

[Drummer9801]

I want that German rave beat on my ipod

[lamehead101]

same here, do you know what it is?

[Drummer9801]

No i found the video but not the song =/

[moonasian]

@Drummer9801 whats the vid?

[VandonBan]

So many people want to know the name of that german rave song

D: please gives us the name of the song

[disturbedshawn]

The one in the advertisement?

[VandonBan]

the one in the video where the moose and bear are fighting

[AliensUFOsProof]

Viral Video ? Wow, Google or YouTube 'The Disclosure Project' ... that should be the most amazing thing on planet Earth !!!

It's one of the 10 wonders of the world that people do not share and study it. Instead it's dog fights?

Weird.

[hellomgatao123]

fucking progressive!!

[mariafoo]

I've just never been interested in these kind of animal attack videos. It's hard to watch,actually.

Since I love life,and all.

[eorgeburns7]

if u hate the attacks then how can u love life because a part of life is death its just nature know war thats something to hate

[mariafoo]

I don't like the part of life that is death but I still love it as a general thing. You can love something and have a tinge of bad. I just don't particularly enjoy watching life get slaughtered by my own decision,so I don'ts. But you do have a point with war.

[mariafoo]

My own decision meaning me clicking on the video.

[eorgeburns7]

yeah i agree i hate it to mabe we can get the gears and stuff to eat tofu lol

[eorgeburns7]

i like it so nah

[AFLoneWolf]

Dude, you look high as a motherfucker in this video.

Sounds like stoner babble too

[naturalhistory]

dude i totally thought that too. haha

[JoanIsNotTheMaid]

You must've been stoned when you watched this... or you're just stupid. Everything he articulated made perfect sense and was pretty witty.

[Caboosemyhero]

i would say that that is a huge buffalo, idk about you guys

[N7i3N]

yeah it is i mean it looks like a huge buffalo could it BE a huge buffalo? like realy huge and stuff

[alexine2007]

What a fuckwit

[Malboras112]

This is the best his video.

[Chrismonchan]

"Wow... you have... a lot of lions on you....."

[euthinizedhope]

Lmao, that almost made me piss myself

[vejleskatermusic]

I don't see either me or yourself BANKING? in my langauge, banking means fighting someone, so literally, those videos are about animals 'banking' eachother?!?

[TheUFCMMA]

Battle at kruger has now been watched 46,000,000 + times!

[ThreeCheersForBryan]

can I have my blood back?

[Heliosx15005]

go elephant!

[1337Cokehead]

Awsome. Great job. You know theres allways some truth in your Viral Video clips.

Video: 5/5.

Sound 5/5.

Rank: 5/5.

[wazmund18]

I hope he makes a video series called "Viral Video Comment School" so he can do a segment on people who rate videos in the comments, when nobody cares.  What do you think people are going to say, "Man, Randomnumbersthatmeannothing+d­rugaddicthead gave this 5/5!! His opinion is sooo important to me!". See his video on hauling, it's a good metaphor for your lack of purpose/intelligence.

Also, *Awesome...there's always*.

[1337Cokehead]

If i was a cokeaine addict, then do you think that i would be stupid enough to post that all over the internet mr/miss wtfisthanjibberish.

I immagine that you are in that position yourself and that you just came out of a bad relationship and is useing me as a way to dump negative feelings and that you are to a high likelyhood a woman.

And you are 18. How do i know im that character in batman dr knowitall and im not kakashi from naruto either.

Dont question my intellect.

[wazmund18]

LOL you are truly great. So first, since you told me to not question your intellect, let me do a quick spell check...let's see...ahh here we are...*cocaine, *imagine, *using, *likelihood. Your grammar is atrocious as well, especially in the second paragraph. Now, to address your guesses about me. Instead of getting out of a relationship, it's quite the contrary. I just got into a great relationship and I couldn't be happier. I just LOVE putting retards in their place.

[wazmund18]

To continue on a little longer, I'm a 19 year old male college sophomore. And finally, to address your last paragraph...WTF?! Lmao man c'mon you gotta hold up better than that. I'm almost positive you're a drug addict now because I'm pretty sure I never mentioned Batman or whoever the fuck you brought up after that. Please reread what I said so that you can see how crazy you truly are.

[MessangerOfTheSuper]

wazmund18, who are you fighting with? is it 1337Cokehead?

which one of you is the troll?

[wazmund18]

I wouldn't say it's so much of a fight, Messenger guy, but more like me shooting down his counter arguments. Initially it was me pointing out the uselessness of rating videos in the comments section without previous qualifications or credibility. To my guess, neither of us are trolls...I'm 99% sure we're both humans...but if you insist one of us must be a troll, then I suppose logically it must be the Coke addict, since I'm staring at my non-troll appendages as I type this...what do you think?

[1337Cokehead]

Overuseing fancyass words like that is usualy though as anything simmilar to this such as getting a fancy car that you cant afford. Becuase people like you usualy have a tiny penis.

Psychology, its a fact.

And i can use google as a spell checker to. I was tired as hell when i wrote that. And is not a show of intellegence.

[1337Cokehead]

Grammar is not a test of intellegence. It is a test of knowledge.

[MessangerOfTheSuper]

a troll is somebody who goes on the internet just to start fights with people

[wazmund18]

Ahh, but that's where you've caught your paradox Cokie my friend. Knowledge is the basis of intelligence. Knowledge is the correct retention and analysis of facts from texts or everyday life...while intelligence is the application of these knowns. So when you speak nearly incoherently, clearly you are transitively being unintelligent. That's not to say you're dumb, you may have a near genius IQ, but you're ACTING dumb, my friend.

[wazmund18]

And as for that little bit of "psychology" you busted out on me...getting a fancy car you can't afford has nothing to do with genitals I'm afraid, it's the simple lack of patience that has driven our economy to its current state, and it would be safe to say 2/3 of Americans have that problem. And using "fancy" words is no direct or indirect result of penis size, moreover it's just a sign of being educated, wouldn't you agree?

[wazmund18]

Why unnecessary? I think it's pretty fun. Plus, technically I'm only providing counterarguments, my initial point was that it's stupid to rate videos in the comments. A valid cause, wouldn't you say?

[kgsteelers]

LOL the part at the end was funny as hell. the guy jumped off the boat into the sharks mouth.

[moosemeatman]

how come he looks drunk as shit in this

[xRavioliSumox]

This guy sorta looks like Jim from "The Office".

[MessangerOfTheSuper]

like rain from above to wash away the dirt, "The Super" shall fall upon this earth and wash away this hostile environmet created by the trolls

"The Super" is coming, "The Super" will save us

[gamersfile]

Replace super... with Jizz....

lolz?

[MessangerOfTheSuper]

yes that's funny, but "The Super" is no joke, he's going to punish the trolls

[gamersfile]

ok... that's great?

[1JanosAudron]

yes!

[edge299]

1:22-1:25 he had battle music from xenogears

[WhiteTigerShiro]

Kudos on recognizing a 2-second sound clip from one of the better RPGs out there, but I'll do you one better:

The track (which is actually 1:17-1:20) is called "Fuse", and isn't strictly a battle theme. It's used outside of battles when the characters are under attack, though it isn't uncommon during these parts for the game to seque into a battle while the music continues playing.

[edge299]

woa woa excuse me for settin my fuckin foot down pal i apologize mr. perfectionist, happy with your pathetic proof to make ya feel smart?

[WhiteTigerShiro]

Aww, I'm sorry, did I strike a nerve by out-nerding you? =P

[TheWorldIsMyZoo]

Uhm could you put the blood back in. I need that back.

[Farnik01]

Banking banking banking banking...

[Darby969]

"whoa you have lions on you"

[wangster012]

"woah! u have a lot of lions on You!"

[MrsPoodle78]

God, I hate people.

[micheleanastasia]

Woman with English accent, "The thing is, giraffes are quire high strung, he probably had a heart attack," LOL,

[VandonBan]

OH my gosh

i gotta get the German rave

[thecrazystu]

You are probably right about the battle of yorktown.

[ego235]

Does this guy look like Jim Halpert from the office?

[TekaiGuy]

Yes.

[polypolyman]

there's not video of the battle of yorktown...

[Guntermench]

"could you put the blood back in? i...i need that."

[christinaCRIMESCENE]

"Whoa, you have a lot of lions on you..."

lmfao!

[savannashepherd]

"that's a hug buffalo, that's a hug buffalo,that's a huge buffalo...." HAHA!

[dzozeppo]

wez ty przestan gosciu pierdolić kacapoly bo nudny jestes!!!!!!!!

[Erikjaak]

"I'm going to make tight pants out of you!" :D

[Farnik01]

Banking banking banking banking.....

[willieruf]

LOL

[Wyre94]

why doesnt anyone watch this lol

[Farnik01]

I know... this is funny as hell.

[GoaGreena]

Haha, so true, people love seeing animal fights

[roxy353]

whoah u have a lot of lios on u .. lmaoo