monty python stoning clip

[EthanNin0]

National Anthem of Iran?

[PeachyKitsune]

If you're already Stoned does that count?

[zionravescene]

They'll stone you when you're trying to be so good

They'll stone you just like they said they would

They'll stone you when you're trying to go home

They'll stone you when you're there all alone

But I would not feel so all alone

EVERYBODY MUST GET STONED!

[the1unknown9]

stop it guysss!! im super cereal!!!

[SwarmingHalo]

I'm warning you! If you say Jehova once more!

[SwarmingHalo]

my favourite and funniest part of the movie hahaha

[ilija666]

blasphemer! xD

[TheXxStormXxx]

It is better in German!

[controlesexism]

"REALLY!"

[Vetuyasha]

I guess "Let those without sin cast the first stone" doesn't apply here. XD

My favourite scene from the movie. ^^

[97brunos]

jehova jehova jehova jehova

[r4ch3l52]

who is the man with chain ???

[r4ch3l52]

Can i ask a question ...? Is a man with a scroll is muslim.?

[Tony2438]

@r4ch3l52 there religion had not been invented yet

[Avatar230594]

(high voice) I thought we (change to deep voice) I though we started

[gladys705]

go to the back

[Avatar230594]

@gladys705 always one

[Gepardenheter]

I am a woman... :)

[ChrisRockindamaking]

Are there any women watching this video today?

[TalksWithDirt]

Just like Iran. How is it that the comedies from the 1970's and 80's are becoming fact today. Airplane! and airport security, Life of Brian and Iran .....

[XGCScrappy]

Say yes.

[zoebell1986]

jehova! jehova! jehova!

[psychotron9]

Officialy voted as the funniest movie of all time !

[lurconis666]

Are there any women here today?

[TheVoiceOfTemptation]

@lurconis666  No No

[elseamo1]

I love this film and Monty Python!

[Jorindevil]

This is just hilarious

[masanf]

Was this video filmed in modern day Iran? Or was it filmed in one of the other majority-Muslim theocratic tyrannies that condones stoning for blasphemy.

[tangyuehao]

And THIS is why stoning was abolished in most countries.

[RivasGuitar]

...always by the elders of the town, hehe

[MrTheBeast]

this movie was boring i fell asleep

[Ornivus]

7 people sayed you know who's name

[denise90ish1]

i honestly dont find this funny ;s and yupp im cristian :D and to me anything that insults god is NOT funny at all i dont care if the whole world thinks im crazy or a hipocrite how most of people call us cristians i would most liketly be a hipocrite if i would say oo this is so funny just to fit in with u people but nope i dont care what u think of me THIS IS NOT FUNNY if u want others to respect u, you should ASLO respect our belives and we will all live hapilly ever after dont u think?

[triovani]

@denise90ish1

Doesn't it strike you as mildly ironic that you're speaking about respecting others believes, when you're assuming that Jahova is the name of "the one true God"?

[denise90ish1]

@triovani well no because it is ;) bye bye

[triovani]

@denise90ish1

I can't counter your bulletproof argumentation. You've convinced me, i'll spend the rest of my life as a.. Muslim? Jew? I'm sorry, i can't remember what your believes were, all religions looks like the same bunch of bullshit to me, the only thing i know they change is the name of their false god.

[denise90ish1]

@triovani just to educate u a lil ;] jews & cristians worship the same and TRUE god his name is YAHWEH and i love him with all my heart ;] muslims worship allah and he is NOT the same TRUE god that jews and cristian worship. i understand your ignorance because you dont belive in anything and i RESPECT that hope i helped i lil bye bye ;]

[123backinyerface]

@denise90ish1

"just to educate u a lil ;] jews & cristians" <---- Oops. I love irony.

[triovani]

@denise90ish1

"jews & cristians worship the same and TRUE god his name is YAHWEH and i love him with all my heart ;]" If his name is Yahweh, why the hell do you get pissed when they mention Jahova? Does god suffer from schizophrenia?

[denise90ish1]

@triovani i understand your very ignorant comment because you have no clue about god :]  yahweh means jahova in hebrew just like john means juan in spanish :D same name diffrent language.

[triovani]

@denise90ish1

so you'd get offended if i said דזשאַהאָוואַ?

[ellbo2]

@denise90ish1 oh dear...

[alanjames67]

haha such a classic film!

[spectrum99122]

There should be a Monty Python piss take of every major religion. Now wouldn't that cause a stir in our mad world?

[metallicafan003]

This clip starts to get crap after "2:40"

[vigo894]

To all you Puritans out there, this movie does not make fun of God, let alone Jesus. It mocks organized religion, and the people who claim to represent God, yet are complete hypocrites. They preach "Thou shalt not kill", yet stone people to death just for speaking their minds, or saying "that Name". Just like the Spanish Inquisition. and yes I am expecting it.

[the1unknown9]

@vigo894 fail troll is fail

[strickerman101]

@vigo894 fool no body expects the spanish inquisition, our chief weapon is Fear and surprise, I mean our 2 chief weapons are fear, surprise, and an almost fanatical devotion to the pope, i mean i can't do this you do it.

[vindeeznutz]

"I'm sorry, I thought we'd started"

[AlexisCapri]

"ohhh lay off we haven't started yet!"

[mutusorin]

go to the back!! HA HA HA :D

[sadkiedis]

making it worse ? how could I make it worse ?

[kchik07]

"Always one isn't there?" hahaha

[SuperWeng10]

we havent started yet!!

...go to the back

[Joker365]

2:14 - 2:16 Greatest moment in this scene

[fizzgigify]

"go to the back!"

[appledroplarry]

I love the dance.

[GoonerAli]

2010.02.16 = Comment #215 = 5 star. ty. "GOOD SHOT!"

[contrabndsuprman]

ooooo we havent started yet!!!!!

[antsa48]

Are there any women here today? :DD

[efarrall]

oh come everyone, the punishment fitted the crime!

[FlawedUniverse]

fucking jehavoah, what a joke

[Caracalla23]

@FlawedUniverse Stone hiiimm!!!!

[1hrx]

Trying to get out of a stoning via mis-spelling, eh?!

[bored2pieces2]

"SHE DID! SHE DID! ahem I mean he did! he did!" Classic!

[HunterZolomon]

Blasphemer!! Life of Brian will deservedly be remembered as Pythons finest, and the message of the film will be relevant for many generations to come.

[Caracalla23]

@HunterZolomon Probably MORE relevant now than when it was made.

[HunterZolomon]

@Caracalla23 Indeed. Unfortunately, the people who would benefit the most from it will probably not get the message.

[suicidalanima]

Unfortunately it's more certain than probable.

[suicidalanima]

Exactly. And why there isn't a sixth star to rate?!

[aacceeyy]

pure genius.

(Can see why John Cleese got the role of the Headmaster in 'Clockwise' )

and if anyone disagrees.........."Go to the back, "

[hummell9]

Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah.....lol

[hidenfire]

what people do in the privacy of there bedrooms however is an other thing.

[ChillpointNews]

This video has a scary watch ID!

[HeatherRawriee]

"Are there any women here today?"

If my uncle hadn't of quoted me that 2 years ago, I wouldn't be sitting here today laughing my arse off :)

[PersianPaladin]

LOL

[BeligerentPaladin]

@PersianPaladin LOLOL

[SneverusSnapers]

wo zara, I wish my rs techer would show me this...it would be the coolest lesson ever...Life of brain rules...i think i like this film especially because i'm an atheist.

[SneverusSnapers]

2:22

[birdie399]

I like the way the women lower their voices and stone anyone when they hear the word Jehovah!

Still makes me laugh out loud.

Thanks for sharing

[Apollo580]

Jehovah......

[XeonIgnitionStudios]

HE SAID IT! STONE HIM!

[totallyrandompeople2]

i luv life of brian its one of the funniest movies ever

[sharmuta155]

i'm jewish and israeli though an atheist

and this is the best scene ever

[xhyio]

This video is good enough for Jehova!

[viliboy]

I guess you know what follows. BLASPHEMY !!

[metallicafan003]

@xhyio You're gonna get stoned haha

[ell3en]

@xhyio Stone!

[newtland1]

@xhyio blasphemy he said it again

[Mindraker1]

@xhyio Blasphemy!

[TheVoiceOfTemptation]

@xhyio careful, you can be stoned for that.

[ollie0070]

@xhyio <<<<<<<< STONE HIM

[Tony2438]

@xhyio You said Jehovah oops so did I

[0XxZaraxX0]

Haha,

Awesome :]

Our Relgious Education teacher showed us this in class...

So funny ^-^

~ Zara x

[itsablack1]

absolutely brilliant :-) LOL

[liamB2k7]

Good Shot

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

What the fuck does this have to do with Monty Python?

[primaledge]

It IS Monty Python! From a film called The Life of Brian... Their best work IMO

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

This movie is good enough for Jehovah.

*Ducks stone.*

[Kw9mtr]

john cleese is brilliant!!!

[MaggieMadness]

men pretending to be women pretending to be men. I love british humor

[WasItTheNightingale]

jehova ... nigger ... muslim ... ;)

[primaledge]

Yes you are so right... You ignorant racist fuckwit

[primaledge]

You must have very sad, boring lives.

[tommotian]

No, not sad or boring.

I followed the line of reasoning of WasltTheNightingale.

It was a joke, but I realize it wasn't a good one.

I'm sorry and I take back what i posted.

[DraGonflY27z2]

LMAO!!! I love the applauds at the end!

[MrAble2read]

Excellent .. absolutely genius :D

[SeaSerpent50]

Good shot.

[matangaash]

JEHOVA! XD

[ProBubbleStruggler]

Genious! They are men dressed as women dressed as men xD

[Fattaman]

so does that makes them reverse inverse traps?

[kirbsider]

are there any women here today ?

[agonyuncle]

WHO FREW THAT!!!.....LOL

[om3hanga]

can someone please tell me is this movie called "python life of brian"

or "monty python and the holy grail"

[kitkatcutie520]

life of brian

[PollockQT]

LOL: Life of Brian

[PollockQT]

By The Monty Python

[stupidjunk978]

LIFE OF BRIAN

[BlueStarFlower]

This is the Life of Brian

The Holy Grail is set in medieval times . . . and is frickin' awesome!

[Pupdawg9724]

MONTY PYTHON IS PURE GOLD!

[TemplerTempest]

BRILLIANT hahahahaha top quality fun

[PhillsGarage]

Totally fantastic! my favorite clip out of film! love the bit just seconds before this were there selling bags of gravel for the stoning!

[masterofanything]

Are there any women here today?

[LordZentei]

Monty Python is pure win.

"How could it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah!" XD

[Standard999999]

I laughed so hard I had tears coming out of my eyes!! LOL Thanx

[MissRedBike]

I think God has a sense of humor - I'm sure Jesus did after what the Bible says. I love 'Life of Brian' and yes, I'm a christian :)

[EntinludeX]

Don't you have to EXIST to have a sense of humor? When did we establish that bit of magical nonsense?

I'm with the two guards at the end, shaking my head while idiots stone one another in the name of magical authority.

[TwistedImp]

Wow no need to be a douche. Let Christian's believe what they want to believe and you believe what you want to believe.

[roughmaster69]

I am sick of some of you sending me messages telling me i am going to hell for posting this and making fun of Jesus.

For the record you can keep your judgment for yourselves your breaking some rules there but I wont go into that cause hell most of you "Christians" pick and choose which rules you want to follow anyway.

My point is this is funny and if God can't take a joke he would not have created free will and humor. Get over it its funny, go pray for your own soul.

[Fhoniix]

They could at least comment on this page so other people could show them what they think of their opinions :P

[EntinludeX]

Irony is more elusive the more literal people take their magical nonsense.

[piethrower91]

...I am appalled that anyone would say such a thing. Obviously, they do not appreciate true comedy. Silly people make you and me succeed in life. Hats off to you sir.

[jamesjnr67]

@roughmaster69 your obviously a member of the judean peoples front...........splitter!

[RyderJonez]

@roughmaster69 What religeon are you?

[daafies2]

@roughmaster69 haha seriously?

[Thebirdienumnum]

@roughmaster69 Thankyou for posting this.

Gave me the biggest laugh I`ve had for ages.

Are there any women here today?

This is classic comedy- go for it!!

All those people who don`t like it - simple , turn off.

[Chloride25]

"always one isnt there"

[tryingtobereal]

Lol,

knowing people I wouldn't be surprised if in the history of stoning this happened before.

[FlavorOfUranus]

i reckon even god himself would find this movie hilarious.

[nxmoparmatt84]

he does have a sense of humor!

[CrStrifey]

Men dressed up as women diguised as men trying not to be discovered as women.

[muscleco]

It always amuses me that Protestants laugh at Catholics for taking the word of Popes and Priests for what to believe, etc.

They believe the Book. They are superior. They don't need Priests... But who says the Book is correct, Billy? Oh, somebody told me.... so I believe them.

It's all MADE UP, people. Blaspheme as much as you like.

[notblondeswede]

And so as a BLASPHEMER! "-wooooo...."

[JiriOrten]

Its funny but in the bible stands the name of God.

And it's Jehova.

[TheRealKuroken]

If it is a sin to utter the name of the Lord, how come almost all christians knows that name? :)

[charlienorway]

where in the Bible is that written?

[OnlyTheTruth]

"Go to the back" is the punishment she received LOL

[Remoniq]

"Lay of we havent started yet!"

[prffsrx]

When a person makes light of Jesus and refuses take God seriously now, they will be unprepared for the reality show in heaven after their own death.

[dustybaboon]

"Christianity:

...the belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree..."

[fuhrerschein2008]

Where is this definition from?

It's the most accurate one I've ever read.

[dustybaboon]

I'm not sure who came up with it. It is accurate though isn't it lol?

[monkeyfied]

Good thing this movie is about "Brian" and not Jesus.

[thepieman2000]

Oh for god's sake stop whining!

[Larryjim862]

are there any women here?

[trippin0nlife]

LMAO... You have commited blasphemy and you are to be stoned to death... thats madness, 2 wrongs never make a right.

WOOT for Monty Python!

[SAsgarters]

This is blasphemy! This is madness!

[grysjay]

lol cleese gets stonned saying jehova

[opstherabbit]

when i am in a crappy mood, i watch this a few times, and feel so much better.

All i said was this meal was good enuff for jehovah...lol

[denice081]

just before this scene buying the rocks.. so funny.. ill have 1 bag of rocks and 2 bags of gravel... a scream

[rring88]

best part of the movie

[rossan88]

jehova jehova jehova LOL

[tijstijs]

she id it , she did it!!.... he! him...

[Novazi74]

Are there any women here?

*shake heads*

[pagman95]

i loved this part wached it yesterday on school for the first time was laughing like lool

[brianwesley28]

"How could it be worse?"  Giggle.

[yamihoole]

"Sorry I thought-we'd started" lol! This was a great scene. Nothing like men acting as women acting as men.

[tonymontana1974]

GOOD SHOT

[Opitzka]

simply brilliant... :D

[crystalflashfire]

LOL!

[cottonwhiskersuk]

LOL Anyone who says "Jehovah" gets executed!

Uh oh...

[BeautifulStrangeMyst]

*throw*

[wmd1]

awesome clip by jehova!

[Baburote]

Men dressed like women dressed like men.

He he he :O)

the best desendent of Marx Brothers - Monty Python and Life of Brien is a true masterpiece.

[roflmao970]

this is the best part of the movie!!! i can't stop laughing!!!

[kissmewhereyoucan76]

As a pot smoker I love the sharia because getting stoned isn´t against the law, it is the law.