Putting on weight!? ちょっと太ったって！[字幕！Captions!]

[edtomorrow]

TTT!!!

[yuichituba]

Hahahaha, this is still great.

[MasakiHikaru]

I love the opening!

[treasurechip]

hey victor what's the purpose of the "tte" after the chotto futotta?

[pumpfever]

hahaha great video xD

[sistertails]

仲良しなのではないかしら^^;？

[HakuryuVision]

I can't express my jeallousy in words!

Your japanese beats me in every way!

[oregamienainokasugu]

別に不細工じゃないぢゃん

[NichiBeiTrader]

Nicely done! 5****

James" part is perfect!!

[MrFrenchbullbull]

超うけた！このビデオ大好き！

[Gimmeabreakman]

Read Samuraiheartx3's comments. FUNNY!

[tasmandevil0811]

errrm... captions???

[wonderbangbakery]

:O! your japanese skills are so awesome~ i wish i could live there one day~^^ funny vid 5 stars~

[Pinkyfairygodmother]

Oh learned one, is it wise to insult your views? Remember the video in which you ranted on and on about the evils of South Korea. Laugh My Butt Off, LMBO

You are funny Victor. :-)

[SAMURAIHEARTX3]

下手くそな日本語並べて討論的な事しやがって・・・・ププッ。

何かスゲー日本を侮辱されてる気分になるし

特に初めの必要以上に日本を意識しまくったアニメとか。

[garougarou123456]

日本人ってお前みたいな馬鹿ばっかりでしょ？ププ！

空っぽの脳みそ使って何偉そうに言ってんのお前馬鹿ジャン。

日本人早くしねよ。

[SAMURAIHEARTX3]

確かに俺の発言は軽率だったが、そんな低レベルな反論とも呼べな­いような事を言っている奴にどうこう言われる筋合いはないな。お­前はなんだ？日本人なのか？そこまで上手に日本語を扱えれて日本­人が嫌いということは正体は在日決定だな。

[SAMURAIHEARTX3]

てかプロフィール見たけど在日じゃなくて香港人なんだって？３４­歳のいい大人がもっと紳士的な反論をしろよ。そんな小学生みたい­な事言って、逆に自分を苦しめてるって分かる？過去に何があって­日本を嫌いになったかは知らないけど、日本もまだまだ捨てたもん­じゃないと思うよ？

[SAMURAIHEARTX3]

ヤンマガ見てエミリちゃんかわいい～

キモッ

[naughtymachinegun]

god save the japanese porno!!!!

[TheStarvingSoprano]

Victor, this is awesome!

[1matth3w1]

this is by far ur best work then to top it off with another lesson? brillant victor! awsome!

[novanine]

Haha, freaking awesome! Brilliantly done and you even got Mrs. GABM to appear!!

5*s

[Radrey]

lol.. mrs. GABM. hahaha.

[marklethanarkle]

awesome, i want to learn japanese soooooooooo bad!!! imma try out that link you posted.... it better work, XD

[Dino2jp]

HAHAHA　オモローーッ

[benzone50]

so well done guys! loved the script!

[finapon]

cool intro d(-_^)

the chubby thing was the straw that broke the camel's back!!

lol are there really more sheeps than people in new zealand??!

[tomacalin86]

the weird thing is I understand what you say, but when I have to speak it myself I am stuck

[nintaitora]

HAHAHAHAHAH TYPICAL KIWI!!!

[shouwa52]

That was great!

[MicknFumi]

How did you make the intro? Its awesome : )

[Hikosaemon]

Hehe, well, my actual intro was made by Xaklder for me as a spontaneous fan vid - I think Victor's was the same kind of a deal. I just took both our intros, adjusted the framespeed to make it match the music, and cut it up and mixed it - I love how it came out. Glad you like it!

Peace

[MicknFumi]

Yeah man its awesome, well done, I've been meaning to make an intro for a few weeks. I tryed making some electronic music last weekend. Took me about 7 hours to work out Cubase 4 wasn't for me, Mixman kept bugging out, funny it worked before on a much lower spec computer years ago & I didn't have enough samples for Fruity Loops. Found like 1000 drum sounds, but not the one I wanted. By that time it was late Sunday & I decided I'd just stick to the geetah. So well done on the music too ; )

[Hikosaemon]

Haha, I know the thing with drums - it's hard! With the music here, please note that I cheated - it's Creative Commons licensed music I found off Jamendo by Professor Kliq - a genius kid from Chicago who shares his music, although I am starting to learn and make stuff myself too!

Peace

[MicknFumi]

Fruity Loops was user friendly, I just couldn't find the distorted drum sound I had in my head...I think I'll go the same route & just use some obscure music...cheers : )

[krumbine]

Wonderfully executed!!! And I NEVER watch your Japanese lessons, so that's a plus right there ;) what with this one being, I dunno, more accessible?

At any rate, kudos all around!

[Hikosaemon]

Cheers man, I really appreciate it coming from you - I've wanted to try this ever since I discovered your channel, you were the inspiration to use YouTube like this, as a creative outlet as well as a place to vlog. You're an inspiration mate! I already have some more scripts in the works now for similar future deals, some in English and some in Japanese.

Peace

[misokatsu99]

This was wonderful and the kind of colab I like to see! My only complaint is your delivery sounded slightly scripted as I am sure you were. Please do many more like this. Maybe in the future have Elevencolors say more and maybe involve thatjapanesegirl ;)

[Hikosaemon]

Haha, it was my debut all this, and I think VIctor probably doesn't have a lot of experience apologizing to people ;)

And there will be more collabs... oh yes, there WILL be more collabs :D

Peace

Peace

[Radrey]

I think because it seemed a little scripted made way for great comedy. I'm sure like other people. I WANT MORE..lulz.

[NichiBeiTrader]

Yes, had he been proficient in apologizing he would have sprinkled in a もしわけない or two!... regardless, well done!

[hiriumi]

日本語上手だけどやっぱりなんか変だなあ。がんばって。

[Hikosaemon]

まぁ、まだ勉強中ですので、頑張ります。

これからも応援をよろしくお願いします

m(_'_)m

Peace

[thinker900]

2words: Golds GYM

[ToLokyo]

Sweet as!

[hhanyu]

日本語で文句が言えたらたいしたものです。　Got Save the Japanese Porno on ElevenColors T-shirt, かんべんしてくださいよ　;-)

[dragonhit56]

what are they saying lol i dont understad chinees

[misterbearbe]

Its Japanese. Why even put down a comment like that, but I'm guessing you are a 10yr old so thats fine we understand.

[taromb]

..eh... You might take that back.... I know alot of adults who don't know the difference... it kinda gets to me.. but ... yeah

[wannnakitten]

caption error?

「え？どうしあたの？」

「え？どうしたの？」

[Hikosaemon]

ありがとうございます！ちょっとキャプションを修正します。他の­指摘があったら教えてね♪

Peace

[Senoska]

Got save the Japanese porno

[ElevenColors]

Damned straight!

[StephStance]

you so sexY

[LupineL00pine]

I really loved this collab. Fabulous stuff, and what a fucking cool idea!

3:19 .. Loved everything about it- the line, the delivery, the acting.. ElevenColors.. LOL.

[kakashimufin]

Coolness. :D

Very lol. He left again. XD

[ViperaLLAP2U]

LOL! That was funny! Man I wish I could speak Japanese like that! No use for it but it really sounds cool!

Nice combo job guys!!! (^_^)

[ElevenColors]

ViperaLLAP2U,

If you can speak both Japanese and English, you will never, ever have to worry about finding a job.

[NichiBeiTrader]

However you'll still worry about the QUALITY of the job ;-)

[Ariketh]

ElevenColors... Awesome shirt. Lol.

[ElevenColors]

Ariketh,

The shirt's courtesy of Sports Cafe Round 87.

Heck, that's my response topic right there, just as soon as I get home.

[ibrahimsuheyl]

BLOODY BRILLIANT!!

That was so god damn funny! I was lulzing all over the place, especially at the James part!

I just love the way you wrote this Simon. Victor's been griping about how he owes you footage for AGES, glad to see it was worth the wait!

And Krumbine, if you're watching, I hereby petition to add Simon to the Talking Heads cast if he's willing. Those are my demands, otherwise, I quit.. And you know me, I can be one hell of a prima dona..

[TravelingBlogBum]

Haha! "Got save the Japanese PORNO." Funny shirt.

[TkyoSam]

James part was awesome!

[ElevenColors]

TkyoSam,

Praise from the master. I am humbled.

m(_ _)m

Seriously man, you should be in one of these.

[TkyoSam]

I wanan do one with you guys now too :3

[DavePerry2012]

With audio? :-)

[Gimmeabreakman]

My invitation remains open!

[TkyoSam]

Well, how's this work? You send me a topic? I was thinking more skit like this vs. a Japanese lesson...I'm not fluent, so I don't feel right telling people how to speak Japanese when I'm not that good at it <.<

[Hikosaemon]

Hey man, I wrote up the script using Krumbine's guidelines, and I'm keen to write up some more and brainstorm on some more collabs - English or Japanese is fine - just think of who you'd like to collab with and the scenario, and I'm happy to do all the boring stuff (drafting, editing)

[ManaStar]

Awesome collabo! I look forward to more interesting videos like this!

[debstef]

That may be the most beleivable colab ever!

[topvalu]

hahaha , this is really funny combination ! please keep doing it ! :)

[watsursnbaby]

OH MY GOD! HIKO, JAMES, AND VICTOR COMBINED?! My mind was just blown.

[stargateheaven23]

LOL amazing.hiko's japanese funny :D

[percast]

zomg this was great xD

[XxDarkDiazxX]

This video was epic on so many levels.

[RanJUMPING]

Hahahaha. cool.

[watcher8o]

That was great

[dreamcastdc]

that was very interesting to watch.

[CRZAzure]

LOL @ "GOTTA SAVE THE JAPANESE PORNO" T-shirt....The win that is "gimmeabreakman, elevencolors, and hikosaemon"

[Gimmeabreakman]

I want that shirt!

[ElevenColors]

Gimmeabreakman & CRZAzure,

The shirt's courtesy of Sports Cafe Round 87. Google for it, it's out there.

Heck, that's my response topic right there, just as soon as I get home.

And yes I am copying and pasting this response a whole heck of a lot.

[ghostofmatsubara]

勘弁する！

Learned a new phrase!

[R0ots]

Oh wow! That's really awsome, you guys should do more stuff like this.

[meow23]

o yah ho yeah i understand a lot

o si entendi mucho

[6663000]

There is a Japanese word for "fugly" LOL

Great video. Very funny :)

[Karilands]

You can take a cosmetic surgery tour in Korea?.....O.o;;;

[eguardopos]

i learned a new word today. kanben=gimme a break.

[kittycatjump]

fun to watch, lmao.

[Gimmeabreakman]

I watch myself too!

[Ido013]

LOL James' just eating his cheetos there all comfy and also very ignored （^ω^） That was a great show! Hope that will be useful, oh you should've done the play on words with sheep and butler too since he's got the accent of a "Sebastian" lol (no offence Hikosaemon).

[Vreugdian]

Hahah. I love that guys shirt. The random guy.

[6663000]

Thats ElevenColors SON!!

haha

[ID2Japan]

lol nice video very fun to watch and also helpfull for learning japanese because its a little easier to follow

[APOKALYPSE34]

I putting this up as a featured video on my page ! I love it !

[Gimmeabreakman]

Thanks, man!

[commodore256]

lol

[systemjap]

Very awesome!

We all need to continue collaborating!

-Brian

[cnscaevola]

That was very neat, Victor! Thanks for posting it!

[HaxorLee]

I liked the 不細工 comment by Hiko :P

[Gimmeabreakman]

Hey! :(

[marinatoad]

victor, would you teach us how to count sheep in japanese? please :(

[ElevenColors]

羊一匹・・・

羊二匹・・・

羊三匹・・・

[atomicboyx]

fucking excellent!

[u1tr4b1u33]

LOLOLOL I love it Victor-san.

[skribblets]

ok that was pretty awesome. I learned something new with my mentally disabled pea brain! Thanks!

[ElevenColors]

うふふふふっ

やっと使ってくれたんだw

だが、前半のヴィクターは全然ヴィクターらしくなかった。(笑)­

[Luciditi]

Just when i feel i improved. This video makes me feel stupid. Ugh too fast or too much. I need to study more!

[Gimmeabreakman]

*I* need to study more!!!

[Luciditi]

Uso!

[2yossie]

あははは！みなさん仲良しでいいですね～。

[runnyrunny999]

Nandatte?! Chiteki-shougai?! Kanben shite kudasaiyo!! (What?! Mentally-disabled?! Give me a break man!!)

I guess I am mentally-disabled cuz I'm watching this...

[Hikosaemon]

Hey man, I'm watching it too!

[saiyouken]

面白い ！！　5*

[thatjapanesegirl]

グッドジョブ！ I like it!!!!

[PunchInTheNutz]

That is hilarious.

It may just be me but there is something undeniably weird about watching two Gaijin conversing in seemingly - to my layman ears - perfect Japanese.

Rated.

[Hikosaemon]

Haha, if not perfect, certainly better than "Kill Bill"...

Glad you liked it!

Peace

[adakkochan]

ひこさんの勝ち～！

[betamaxdc]

ahah great collab. man i never noticed how fast Hiko talks, damn!

[MrFrenchbullbull]

おもしろ〜い！またやってね♡

[ChemistInJapan]

I was going to comment and say

文句ばっかりかい？

That was nice though. I got a great laugh to start the day.

[Hikosaemon]

Cheers mate!

[BusanKevin]

That was super fun guys! Awesome stuff. I hope you do more of these. I had a good laugh over that one :)

[Hikosaemon]

I've wanted to do this ever since seeing Krumbine's stuff - this is kind of a tribute, but I think it is a fun way to do J-vlogger collabs. If you want to do one, I'm game man!

[BusanKevin]

I'd of course totally love to do a collab! Let's think of something :)

[channeIreview]

He was far too kind!

Is this the beginning of a 喋る頭 series?

[iluvwine13]

hahha that was funny. You guys did a great job!

[Hikosaemon]

Glad you liked it!

[nessalu]

Where are zee captions?!

Vic?

I'm a moron.. and I'm trying to learn Japanese!

Please... captions.. PLEASE!!

[112rhavin3581321]

I had to actually turn them on in the bottom right corner

[Gimmeabreakman]

There are captions! Maybe you are using an old browser?

[ktazzman]

love the sub title great video

[Strifezilla]

That was cool, i could understand about half of it watching it without subtitles

[marinatoad]

oh and kawaii and baka too ^_^' *feels proud*

[Hikosaemon]

Hehe, good stuff! I made tracks in English and in Japanese so you can go back and read what we were saying, so enjoy!

Peace

[marinatoad]

thank you! i just subbed to your channel too :)

[Hikosaemon]

WOW! Thanks marinatoad - a pleasure to make your acquaintance :D

Peace

[marinatoad]

i understood hitsuji and ningen and... yeah that's about it :|

[Exhalethepain]

Love It.

5 stars ftw.

[depointless]

that was cool

[Hikosaemon]

Glad you enjoyed it man!

[jeaimer24]

im so jealous :) you both are so fluent with matching expressions, pauses, actions.. very japanese~

[RunningJapan]

That was great! I bet it took a lot of re-takes to get it right?

NG編は見たいな。。

[Gimmeabreakman]

Actually surprisingly did not. At least not on my part. Personally I think Hikosaemon did an amazing job.

[snoggerforce76]

i dunno lol

[Gimmeabreakman]

Just added subtitles. Please rewatch.

[snoggerforce76]

hahaha o wow.

thank's! :)

[synterlu]

I think I got a bit

must keep studying

[Gimmeabreakman]

Just added subtitles!

[Daichen]

ブハハハ！めちゃウケた！！

[depointless]

agreed

(idk what u said, but ure cool)

[ChibiKisu3]

lol.. whut epic.. xD

[Gimmeabreakman]

Just added subtitles. Please rewatch.

[aftertaste05]

Still not seeing the subtitles.  :(

[Gimmeabreakman]

I can see them. Hmmmm.... wonder why....

[Gimmeabreakman]

Just added subtitles. Please rewatch.

[depointless]

alright!