Korean Jokes (Tasteful)

[misanthropikbunny]

is it sad that I get all these jokes even though I'm not asian?.too many kdramas I guess lol.

[tatatazio]

you know your korean if you smile after watching this video.

[tatatazio]

ㅋㅋ 웃고 갑니다...

[SeJinNam]

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[jowake]

I love you!! Your vids are brilliant!

[MASTERNCS]

Fried Chicken and Pizza, Damn you got me hungry.

[gksthfl]

At first i thought you were making fun of Korea and then I realized you actually really like the country lol 99% of all you said was true lol.. .im korean

[bundangbear]

@gksthfl YES, I love Korea~!

[obiwangaenomi]

lol rofl

[BjrnGames]

I understood 1. Just kidding, I understood none

[grozde]

I really enjoyed this! a few of the jokes I didn't get, some I liked, others I loved... :-))

Actually, many of them would work for Bulgarians, too. And even better - for Chinese... :-)

Thanks, Bundang Bear!

PS: Do not cut the beard again! Or else!!! >:-(

:-)))

[bundangbear]

@malizzle1017 Excuse me? I sure don't hate "on" the Japanese; I have a good number of fellow Japanese YT partners that I consider good friends. I lived in Japan, and I love Japan. Many of my favorite authors and films are Japanese. I do, however, strongly oppose the Imperial Japanese Government, as well as Uyoku Dantai, or far right wing in Japan, but if you're mistaking my feelings for political entities for people I love dearly, then you've clearly found the wrong person.

[jjyzzang8456]

bundangbear//  i really love to see your video. thanks for uploading.

[jjyzzang8456]

teacherlove70 // let me say this, many korean love to be friend of japanese. but some of japanese make korean feel so bad on the contrary. they don't know any history about korea and japan happened before but always insist that korean wanted to be colony of japan or korean girls wanted to have sex with japanese soldier or korean wanted to be killed by japanses.... do you really think this is possible? if they don't dare to face up to the truth, at least they shouldn't make fun of korean.

[xhaling]

You know you're Korean when you look down and see less than 3 inches.

[Fizlez]

Oh you sir, is the greatest man on the internet! haha!! keep it going!

[blewaway1217]

LOL i agree with most!

[h0rangi]

ah! funny part of this "you know you're korean when you can't tolerate anyone saying anything bad about gim-chee. it just pisses you off"

ah or the first one 'you know you're korean when you're 90 years old and have a cellphone"

[teacherlove70]

Joke, I love jokes man.

I dont hate Korea, I just hate people who just want associate Japan as evil bu focusing on their past aggression and not looking at present Japan. I think Japan and Korea can learn a lot things with each other.

The Chinese dont want Koreans and Japanese get along with each other.

Everyone loves Japan, even those anti Japanese love to live in Japan. They complain, but still want to live there. Pretty funny, but it is a reality.

Have nice day Mister Bear.

[bundangbear]

@teacherlove70 Obrigado! 

[teacherlove70]

@bundangbear How many languages do you speak Mister Bear? English, Korean, Spanish and Japanese?

anyway thank you for your reply!!! yeeeeeeeeee

[doggbrown1]

@teacherlove70 i love korean transexuals....they are sooo friggin hot!!!

[h0rangi]

@teacherlove70 he doesn't speak korean. the few words he knows he absolutely slaughters their pronunciation.

[wksel234]

@teacherlove70 well... what japanese ppl did to korean even chinese was unforgettable and unforgivable. ppl lost family, property and also pride. their life were totally miserable. ppl lost everything because of japanese greed. I think you don't have a right to hate some korean because japan gave all reasons.

I don't hate Japanese, neither because the ppl i met didn't really did it, but i want to let them know why there are many japanese haters. they've got to understand that.

[teacherlove70]

@wksel234 I understand that many Korean from old generation hate the Japanese, but I think that nobody can make generalization of the facts. Even the Koreans from old generation should not blame the whole Japanese for such bad things. I read the book written by Sonia(I forgot her surname) a zainichi Korean and she mentioned moments that Japanese helped Koreans too. I hope you understand my point.

[TheJunoo]

@teacherlove70

Agreed, bud~~~very rational~~~

[FalconsViewpoint]

@teacherlove70 Yes you're right. and even many Koreans dont want to be estranged with Japan. And also i think the mr. bundangbear doesnt want that too. But we just want tell the truth for many people and we want defend our Korean history and Dokdo.

[MegaKhali1]

@teacherlove70 stop bitching already.. taku

[hwajinmun]

Love it!

[jeast17]

haha

[jeast17]

You know your korean when your comeback is "You Too!!"

[chunniecorn]

LMAO you know youre korean when you have an umbrella out in the hot summer and there isnt a drop of rain outside

[adelaideman2002]

You speak great Kongulish!

[dennisjeon]

AHAHA this jokes lmao

[TheNvdie]

그 사람인가? 아리랑 부르다가 십리도 못가다 발병난단 말이야 그 사람?

[01318ip]

you are funny bear ~! I loved your joke. you were exectly talking about me man!

[coldfarted]

I guess you would have to be Korean to think any of this shit is funny?

[dontfreakdude]

that last joke was the funniest

[s8thMPkar98]

haha great stuff! all of the things you mentioned are very true.

[ghehd2]

귀엽다!!

[kimchiman1000]

'아이 쑈핑'...

lol, I'd forgotten that one. Been a while...

[davidd1221]

haha..Funny.

Where did u live in Bundang? I lived in Gumi-dong once, near to Ori Station.

[bundangbear]

@davidd1221 I lived in Bundang-dong, right near Yuldon Park and the big cathedral. It was posh. I also lived right outside Ori Station in a crappy officetel.

[MushroomSNSDDork]

"..still good pizza though?" HAhahaha that was funny XD your doin good

[jjpopo628]

boring~

[sesajaje]

You know you're Korean when you have an idiot like this making fun of you and call it tasteful. Some Japanese must have done something really bad to him while he was staying there.

[CrudeLie7]

@sesajaje These are funny. And tasteful. And this guy's made more patriotic vids about Korea than any white person, babo! Long live bundangbear! His support in the ROK is off the charts!

[MrKoreanese]

@sesajaje shut up

[MrKoreanese]

@sesajaje Shut up dude it was funny and many people liked it

[nyang29]

Now in 3 years in America... I kinda miss Korea.. :P

I miss Korean Fried Chickens!!.. wait thats KFC.. <thats a joke(?)

:D

[MrKoreanese]

@nyang29 Ha that was kinda funny

[MegaTsui]

Great Jokes Dude! Pizza and frid chicker?

[unorthodoxtrotsky]

LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!!!!!! Koreans eat pizza with potatoes??????

I personally don't think Koreans speak better English than Japanese. lol

[Slashtap3]

haha fan death is the most ridiculous superstition

[hungrydead12]

i got one for you, you know you're korean when you get up 4AM to do your hair, or your hair is always perfect every day

[ilashman]

Your ID contains 'Bundang'. You must be a real korean lover.

[ilashman]

Your ID contains 'Bundang'. You must be a real korean lover.

[bundangbear]

I was living in Bundang when I made the ID.

[OstineKim]

all the things you said are true !

oh !

한자(han ja) you said means Chinese language(Korea ver.)

i bet that you know original chinese,Korean chinese,Japanese chinese are different each other(shape is same but pronounce is not same)

[bundangbear]

Yes, I way saying that Korean kids take hanja classes at academy AND Chinese Mandarin classes, totally different, agreed.

[lgodofgtal]

You got everything right about koreans

they r not jokes they are all true facts lol

[ilashman]

You really know Koreans.

Are you an english teacher lives in Korea?

[bundangbear]

Right now, I am a copy editor working for a major Korean text book company via the internet., I lived in Korea in 2001, 2004-2006, and 2008.

[jjun4733]

LOL!

[killersw1]

haha funny. im korean.

thats so true though lol

[iloveEchizen]

yo what the hell

this is not funny at all

you r just wasting our time

and i bet u have nothing to do

so u made this shit

[stephhwangx3]

dont be a hater...this is cute =]

[hitmonlee00]

people in many other countries call cell phone a handphone too.

in fact, i think more people call it a handphone than a cell phone on Earth

[love990024501]

bahahaha hilarious. so true!

[GaiaCleavr]

Lol the jokes you told weren't jokes. They were facts lol. Ex: All my friends (including me) had birthday parties and all we had were fried chicken, pizza, and chips. :P

[grmelo]

You know you're Korean when you start shortening any word that's longer than two syllables. 여자친구=여친 Unfortunately, the English equivalent would probably be something like girlfriend=girf

You know you're a Korean ajusshi when you love soccer and nothing but.

You know you're Korean when you've got a Boolgun Aggma shirt and can sing the Dae Han Min Gook chant.

[GaiaCleavr]

You know you're Korean when your parents tell you not to compare yourself with others and in the next five minutes they say, "Why don't you study as hard as (insert smart person's name here)?!"

[grmelo]

You know you're a Korean ajummah if you feel the urge to cut your hair short and give it a tight perm.

You know you're Korean if you can't stand the length and thickness of the wooden/plastic chopsticks offered in Chinese/Vietnamese restaurants.

[bundangbear]

You know you're Korean if you carry your own set of metal chopsticks out to eat!

[supatoker420]

i got more...

what did the korean bus driver say to the egg? "geran" "geran" haha "geran" in korean means "egg" and it sounds like "get on" with a super korean accent.

what did the korean bread say when he bumped into a wall? "BBANG"!, bbang means "bread" in korean :)

what did the korean dude say when he got a splinter in his hand? "OH MY KASHII!!!" "kashii" in korean means "splinter" and sounds like "gosh" with yet...another super asian accent.

hope you enjoyed!!!

[bundangbear]

ROR

[hitmonlee00]

i think some of the jokes should be

"you know you're in korea when.."

or

"you know you're with a korean when.."

haha

[supatoker420]

you know your korean if you take a whole mess of napkins at a restaurant home.

you know your korean if you have atleast 2 big jars full of kimchi in your refrigerator.

you know your korean if "your fucking parents ask you what college you plan on going every freakin minute....and your still in elementary school" haha

you know your korean if your moms haircut is atleast $50 and up.

[bundangbear]

I got 3/4 on these!

[quailchow]

woo~

go korea!

koreans speak better english!

[iL0veCorea]

wow, you're pretty much Korean

[bundangbear]

감사합니다

[iL0veCorea]

LOL!!! so true!!! love the handuhpon part xD

[MrHiraco]

무슨말인지 모르겠지만 ㅎㅎ

한국을 좋아하시나봐요 ^^

[sanjuck75]

Hahaha Bundang Foxworthy here... Thanks... and God Bless...

[bundangbear]

감사합니다

[hitsugaya92833]

i think u pronounced goh ju wrong.... write it out lol, i cant write it in korean "/

[bundangbear]

You are totally right! My reading and writing in Korean is MUCH better than my pronunciation. I am a bit tone deaf. 감사합니다

[shawn0319]

lol "you know you're korean when you take a four day trip out of country and bring a month supply of kimchi" classic

[bundangbear]

감사합니다

[ChilSeongGeom]

and im going to japan in september... exactly how bad (?) are the japanese at english for people to say that theyre WORSE than the koreans? personally, the korean accent is the most laughable one. and hey, im a korean right here lol

[bundangbear]

감사합니다 LOL

I'm looking forward to hearing about your trip in September.

[ChilSeongGeom]

it got cancelled because of a change of accommodation options, actually. unfortunate, but yeah, i still havent lost my desire to hear a japanese english accent hahaha

[bundangbear]

I'm sorry to hear that. You'll get another chance!!

[ChilSeongGeom]

lol im a korean born in australia, so i havnt been to jejudo or to any hagwon. but i totally agree. these jokes all make sense. hahaha

[etatauri]

lol i've heard the jejudo one a couple times from koreans so dont feel bad haha

[wjddmsdnjs]

that's reallyyyyy true lolz

[WorkInProgressAlways]

lol! it's briliant!

[01042437767]

this should be on FB lol

[bundangbear]

감사합니다

[swtkrngirl4g]

u konw ur korean when u consider a trip outta country a trip to jejudo! hahaha like that one :p

[lovelove486]

HAHAHa 하하핳 ^ㅡ^;;;;

아저씨, 한국에 대해

너무 많은것을 알고 있어요 ㅎㅎ

고맙습니다.

감사합니다.

사랑해요.

[xiheartu256x]

와.. 아저씨 쫌씸하세요..

by the way.

A PLAIN BOWL OF RICE IS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD [:

[khoihq]

i agree. Westerner never understand the meaning behind a plain bowl of white rice.

[xiheartu256x]

i am a westerner [:

californian. korean and proud[:

[powerbookg]

No need for all the defense! Jokes are jokes!

[parker0608]

잼잇습니다 mostly true for me 친구~

[iamslknick78]

And where did you "fight" them? You're white, mind your own business.

[KangMyeongHoKOREA]

i'm korean.. .. i don't understand your opinion...please.. plus caption...

[redhunter12]

omfg u motherfucker japanese nazi wth u talking about u're nazi there is no jap nazi omfg u asshole

[tokee1234567]

they sided with the nazi and the right-wing extremist party still have memorial celebrations about the achievements they had during the WWII

[soguensu]

안녕하세요 저 한국인이에요. 반가워요

[aitech09]

네 저도 반가워요^^

[mountainman315]

funny stuff.

[turntable187]

the last joke was the best. U RAWK YO!

[spnjoseph]

wow you know your shit...bravo

[alsdjflaksjghalklaks]

You know your Korean if you come to America and try to order delivery from a restraunt other than Pizza Hut. OTL

[lilswimmr321]

you know when ur kreoan when u put kimchi on ur pizza!

u know when ur korean when rice you eat rice for every meal

lol are u korean?

[guslstoker]

fuck!!! i love your jokes!! i love you~

i am korean who lives in california and i fucking love you T^T

i wonder how you know so much about korea!

how many years have you lived in korea?

[pkiskool]

Some are great lol

[kpsran]

LOL

Have to admit with you

Love your jokes

[dokkiro]

Yeah sorry i didnt want to leave R rated jokes on your thread.

[Nurikansly]

ha ha,, thanks^^

you're definitely one of the experienced teachers of english in korea, who talked to our youth much, ha ha

[nerdotron]

good stuff. i've been to korea twice and you know what you are talking about.

have a nice day.

los coreanos tienen cojones!

[dokkiro]

I live in seattle and its late i will tell you more real jokes tomorrow now i gotta get some zzzzZZZ..

[dokkiro]

OMG bundangbear realistically if i told my joke ending with ah mae rik ka! that would be a lame joke just like all your jokes are. would you like to hear more korean jokes that are actually funny?

[dokkiro]

Jokes are supposed to go over the edge distort, abstract, exaggerate, even demented. thats what makes jokes funny.  Man arent you little too soft?

[dokkiro]

Ok another one on top of onlytruthcount's joke.. ok.. you know you are korean when all the sudden your mouth gets all watery while you are looking at a cute puppy. :)

[dokkiro]

WTF? your jokes are lame.. i got a better one.. ok.. what was the first thing korean guy do right after he got his american citizenship?. . . . . he walked right outside of the building middle of downtown infront of street full of americans, and he yelled out loud on top of his lungs! meee gook!!! mee gook!!! meeee gook!!!

[bundangbear]

I think, realistically, he'd yell, "Aaa mee lee caa!"

[Rin19862002]

I have a better one: A Korean go to America and yell:"Korea is the sould of Asia, Kimchi is perfect food, Korean girls is the most beauty in the word, Korean guy is hot and clever, Korea is the best, I only love Korea and Koreans..." after one hour.... nobody pay attention to him. End!

[sooshzilla]

haha!! the birthday party got me... good one mate

[hanejung]

its rock my potato!!

its absolutely true~ haha

[changkyu78]

i thought jokes were supposed to be funny,

since when did jokes become boring speech,.??

[AZNmanJJ]

This dude kicks ass! GO KOREANS!

[Nikzactob]

Hehe :) I found your jokes very funny

[katusa9910]

The fact many of students in Korean must go to 학원 to enter SKY Univ for their future makes me feel sad..sometimes..It can be a kind of joke, at the same time it can be a piece of truth. dam...

[wl1000jae]

omg it's soooooo true hahahahaha you rock lol

[wowwowthere]

o shit.. its soo true..lol.. nice vid.

[teluspark]

I'm korean high school student when my best wish is to have some sleep..ah..T.T

[seouldave69]

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[4q2pab]

You know you are Koreran when you don't fall over till the fifth gallon of whiskey. You know you are Korean when you eat kim chee for bad breath...

[RANIAKIM]

dear...4q2pab

You Know What?

First of all. I am sorry for your ignorance.

God bless Korean.

Just eating Kim chee make Korean live a long life.

We Korean dono't worry about bad breath,thanks to toothpaste.

Oops, Sorry !!!

Definitely,You hate smell of toothpaste.

No offence!!

[4q2pab]

By the way, I love Korea. I lived there for many years. My breath still smells like garlic. Lighten up!

[brek5]

Is relatively funny, but there are better ones than this.

[itsanthonyhere]

Go watch them, then.

[brek5]

wtf...wasn't even talking about videos. There are lists that are funnier than this. A bit touchy, are we?

[monkeygoat1507]

hahaha nice:)) anybody who knows koreans will agree that these are some funny jokes:)) have you ever done any stand up before??

[born1sucker]

Hey Bundangbear, I swear you were a Korean in your prior life and I swear once again that you will reincarnate as Korean.

[chloe89L]

thats not funny

[dealer0Fthings]

Hey Bear, funny vid, but you are way too easy going. So much more to say like this, but good start man!

[sayyes00]

Thank you for your korean love

[Davidarchthiessen]

Is this serious?

[beararmygirl]

r u serious????? :(

[swtwatermelon]

haha your funny

[OnlyTruthCounts]

LOL! "A month supply of Kimchi!!! "

I have got another one for ya;

You are Korean when you say,

-"Dogs are good for health."

UR Korean when you eat extra mint chewing gum after a well spicy meal (in attempt get rid of some garlic breath ) ( doesn't really work )...

UR Korean when you insist to pay others drink / dinner.

UR Korean when you stop drinking only when some body drops dead.

[jeremynikmup]

fuuuuununy! u r loved in korea, i know! and these are all tasteful jokes!

Jer

[hippietrucker67]

you know you're from (censored) when you think a fan will kill you...

[leegang2]

남이사.

[ShordansWorld]

Nice try, B, but I think those aren't funny to Koreans. (My wife is pissed off.) They're funny to expats living here though!!! Especially the month supply of kimchi bit!

[bundangbear]

Shordan, a lot of my Korean friends who have posted comments right here think these jokes are genuinely funny.

[ThereIsNoJapaneseDNA]

Shordan, not everyone can have the same opinion. I liked the jokes (I'm Korean), and I don't understand which one could possibly piss any Korean off. Can't you see how genunie bundangbear is when he makes a video? He doesn't even read off any notes, which is why he sometimes forgets what to say! Now, that's truly honest and I can't help smiling!

[ShordansWorld]

well, i love BunDangBear, so don't misunderstand my comment. i loved the jokes and was laughing my booty off! my wife, however, is very concerned about what others think of Koreans. so, while a Korean who understands western culture may laugh and like Korean-jokes, non-westernized Koreans don't "get it" when the joke is on them. not ALL Koreans, just some. that was my point. but, anyway, the jokes are funny! specifically, even though soju is cheaper than water, my wife was upset by that statemnt

[OnlyTruthCounts]

ShordansWorld

I am 100% Korean and I find these funny.

In fact, I think Bundangbear has been rather too soft.

[10Xcrazy]

i guess im korean i take taekwondo and eat cold cucumber soup.

오래 사는 곰!

[beararmygirl]

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[pataphysician66]

Loved the ajuma joke! I see them here in L.A. a lot.

[KeepLyingWhoCares]

You know you're Korean when

You have a HOT bowl of soup and say "It's COOL!" 시원~하다!

You say "I'll have my HEAD cut" 머리 깎는다 instead of "I'll have my HAIR cut"

You see two girls walking with arms around each other's waist or going to the bathroom together, but are not surprised to find them straight and not gay.

You wonder why your boyfriend hasn't texted you within the last 2 hours.

You wonder why your mother doesn't have a brown Louis Vuitton bag.