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  • This guy is dangerous. Let any prospective employers or potential girlfriends view this video as a warning.He should NEVER be allowed anywhere NEAR a gun.STAY AWAY!

  • 2 Men besides my father that i would never fight...

    1. Chuck Norris

    2. Byrd!

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

  • hahaha, this guy reminds me of Walter Sobchak, especially at 8:00

    "she stole my friggin checks!"

  • LOL... first time ever on a JJ episode that I see Byrd getting ready for a show down!

  • Although he had no proof, its certain she stole the checks. She'll get caught one day.

  • Byrd is a REAL Man! Soft spoken,because he knows what he is capable of. Real Men DON'T BARK!! The Plantiff realized that he couldn't Bark on the Baliff, because he understood that Byrd would have all the rights in the world to "Handle" the situation if it jumped off. People (men or women) who have REAL SKILLS don't need to Bark, due to the fact that they know their own capabilities. Only cowards bark, because they are trying to intimidate.

  • The Defendant Carrigan is an attractive woman. And whomever her witness is, is also attractive. Too bad that there appears to be something slightly shady about Ms. Carrigan. 

  • byrd lookin like, "come'on Cleatus!"

  • lmfao take that breath

  • WOW, this guy and his friend left a girl to die on a mountain, because he didnt have the proper safety equipment with him. Not someone I would want to go into the backwoods with.

  • I thought the plaintiff was a big dude until Byrd walked over to him.

  • And that guy has a gun license.

  • LOL 8:30 BYRD TAKES HIS GLASSES OFF, READY TO THROW SHIT DOWN

  • Why does the defendant speak like a stroke victim?

  • If you close your eyes, Its like hearing Bill Paxton. ''GAME OVER MAN!!''

  • You just know he is ready to serve it!

  • Byrd is awesome!!!!!!

  • Don't make Byrd take off his damn glasses!

  • @zozobrio Damn right!

  • I totally think she's lying but because he couldnt control his anger, she played all innocent "who, me?" and got away with it.

  • Okay, she might've taken the check but c'mon, both of them are at best, lying. He let's her sleep over because they're going hunting? Why did she go home while he was at a meeting then? It makes no sense.

    And WHY......did she 'take him home' in the first place? How did he get to the bar that night?

    I think there were drugs in play and I bet he went out to cop more because very few people have business meetings at 7AM.

    JJ purposefully didn't rag on him due to his hair trigger temper

  • Seriously, how terrified does she look? Even if she did do it, it seems like she's paid for it from dealing with him, and if she didn't that's just scary and sad.

  • Tha girl in glasses and leather behind the D is hott, I LOVE an intelligent young woman in glasses.

  • I would have knocked her out. What a bitch!

  • "...motorcycle riding and fishing; all over the world" she couldn't have picked a bigger sucker if she had put an ad in the newspaper.

  • 8:01 - 8:07 may very well be the best moment in JJ history.

    "SHE STOLE MY FRICKIN CHECKS!"

  • Serious inbreeding going on here. I'm gettin' some "Deliverance" heebie jeebies with the plaintiff. :P

  • The Plaintiff is the most repressed gay guy I've ever seen.

  • @PhatChick722 It's sad that you generalize about men. Your ignorance is alarming.

  • @jhonen32629

    If you think that men don't think with their dicks then you shouldn't be allowed to vote!

  • @jhonen32629

    I actually generalize more about Americans but I digress!

  • Men gotta stop thinkin' with their dicks all the time and start being a little more observant!

    I'ts not rocket science! What's rocket science?

    Rocket science is when they go out and learn things about space!

  • @PhatChick722 If you weren't phat you could almost be a ditsy barbie doll, cause thats the stupidset thing ivr heard another human being say in at least 30 minutes.

  • @Schweinehunder

    That argument makes absolutely no sense but whatever makes you feel better! :)

  • @PhatChick722 It wasn't an argument.... I was saying that you seem stupid to me, ya moron.. I didn't say anything to try and argue my case, I just said that's how I felt. :O

  • The defendant OBVIOUSLY did it, but the plaintiff should've used his brains and should not allow a stranger in his home.

  • Some of the joys of masturbation are that you don't have checks stolen, get served with a restraining order and then make a horses arse of yourself on Judge Judy.

  • She's absolutely, positively lying, and at the end she's laughing because she got away with it. I can totally understand his anger, but he really needs to get himself under control. This is unfortunately a very expensive lesson for him to stay away from one-night stands.

  • She's probably guilty. Just slash her tires. Hope he at least got to stick it in her ass that night

  • DON'T HIT FEMALES

  • Byrds face at around 10.24 shows the amount of respect he has for the plaintiff!

  • I think he should stick to prostitutes - they may be a little cheaper than ladies like this.

  • She may have stolen the checks but you cannot prove it. That sleepover cost him dearly, sue the people who got arrested that's a slam dunk case.

  • 4:10 "Dear god, my daughter's a whore!"

  • She lied when she said she had never been arrested cause she hesitated for a moment.

  • hahahahahahahaha

  • SHE TOOK MA CHEWCKS

  • Am I the only one who is reminded of Kirk Van Houten when I hear the plaintiff speak?

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  • The whole time my eyes and mind were fixed on D's double Ds

  • Bejeebers! What a massively long signature at 6:04. How on earth does that even fit on a card?

  • She may or may not have done it -- it's a mistake to bring and leave an absolute stranger in your house.

  • Maybe she DID take it, maybe she didn't. I hope he got compensated/refunded from the bank or "crack dealer" he speaks of. However if she really took the checks from his house then judge judy isn't the person to take it to, it's to the police so she can be arrested.

  • 09:43 Did she say "bollocks-ed up"?!

  • @BstrangerUK She sure did :P

  • Just by her attitude and the end, you can tell she committed the crime and was happy she got away with it.

  • If I took her huting, I'd turn the gun on her.

  • 4:10 "OMG, my daughter's a whore."

  • thats my uncle.

    life lesson - most girls with big tits are liars and cheaters.

  • @EMILYRINGGOLD your uncle is one crazy son of a bitch

  • @EMILYRINGGOLD life lesson - girls half your age are attracted by your wallet, and only it. I was really hoping your uncle, if he really is, would have won, too bad he can't control his temper

  • Protip: saying "females" instead of "women" does not make you sound less sexist.

  • @Rhuddlan Who wants to sound less sexist, bitch?

  • @archon808 Most people at this point. You and your family of redneck cousin-fuckers are just a little behind the curve.

  • yup, she took them.

  • The girl stole the checks I believe that.

  • Frustrated middle-aged white guy with anger issues.

  • I love how Judy doesnt yell at him, she just calmly tells him he has a anger management problem. lol

  • Byrds face at 10:25 .. priceless

  • 100% believe this woman took this guy's checks.

  • This guy would make a great character in Anger Management 2.

  • I think the defendant has done this before, and has her technique well honed. She chooses a man who is celebrating; a man who will want to have sex with her and will think she is a sweet, vulnerable woman; a man who will trust her WAYYY beyond reason way too fast, a man who will be so angry when his cheques are missing that he will behave stupidly (as the plaintiff did) and she will wind up getting police protection for her crime because "he's a big, mean, man and I'm a poor little girl".

  • 10 001:) Yah:)

  • Byrd is my Idol

  • Byrd in real life was ex-military and also worked security for the U.S. Government. The plaintiff would have found himself on the ground in 2 moves by Byrd if he tried anything stupid. It would have made for great television though..lol.

  • He may be volatile but she is lying, sure she is.

  • Ok, my ultimate life goal: 1) get sued; 2) go to Judge Judy; 3) Disrespect her; 4) Be taken outside by Byrd; 4) With him, from the courtroom to my bedroom. Wow! He really turned me on right now! *-*

  • i totally believe the guy that she stole the checks,. he is just behaving like that because he is so upset and pissed and the girls body language totally gives it away shes lying through her teeth... feel sorry for the guy

  • Byrd was making the BEST faces behind that guy XD

  • Right at 10:23 press on pause and watch Byrd...... AWSOME :))))

  • "she took my freakkking cheques"

  • She must have had some nice beer goggles on!

  • I'd give her a solid punch in the teeth.

  • That guy scares me... I think he may have took too many hits off the ole' crack pipe before the show. Byrd's reaction was priceless, but I think he nailed it right on the head!

  • Dey took our jerbs!!!

  • Defendant has a lovely "rack", which is probably why he wanted to "mount" her.

  • Jesus, talk about pumped up lump of testosterone o_O

  • Byrd would have knocked that asshole out if they took it outside

  • I hate Judge Judy's audience.

  • Haha Byrds reaction from 10:22 to 10:25 classic

  • @youngsterguy4 Ahahahaha!! Thanks for pointing that out XD

  • SHE STOLE MY FRRRIGGGIN CHECKS!

    Best P outrage ever

  • This guy needs help.

  • I believe she did steal his checks and I also believe he has major anger issues which he needs to address because his temper supersedes any credibility he may have.

  • @TheSkylur44 If someone stole my checks and runied my credit, I'd feel that way too.

  • @Decimate92 Anyone would, but what matters is how you behave in court; this guy is out of control and seriously damaged any credibility he may have had, just made himself look like an asshole.

  • @TheSkylur44 No, she's the asshole. She stole his checks and runied his credit. If I was him, I'd turn the gun on her while we were hunting.

  • @Decimate92 Of that I have no doubt, but nothing is worth life in prison or a tour of Death Row. It is more beneficial to note that revenge is a dish that tastes best when cold.

  • Did you see Byrd when he was standing behind the Plantiff? He put his pen in his back pocket and took off his glasses. Byrd was getting ready to TAKE CARE OF SOME BUSINESS!!!

  • @zenobia10127 I was soooo hoping...

  • @zenobia10127 I would have loved to see a full on smackdown in JJ's playpen. I would have rather been the one from the audience who helped Byrd drag the Plaintiff outside.

  • Stop this at 8:02. Ahahahahaaha

  • @pilatunes

    Hahahahaha! You're right. That is awesome!

  • He was raised not to put his hands on a women. Just shoot em then gutt them! This guy can have guns??

  • i wonder if the psycho plantiff hunts humans also...he seemed to get excited describing the process of gutting an animal

  • She is cute and nice tits too.

  • this was actually pretty funny, typical redneck

  • She's cute.

  • He's got some major self-control issues.

  • Dang. That was entertaining seeing the bailiff have to babysit that hyper dude. But then when it ended I was like, "More, more!"

  • That sux. Someone stole my dad's checks and forged one of them for ten bucks and I just know it was my pissant soon to be ex brother in law who is such a loser, he stole so much from us. That is why he got thrown out of my parents' house.

  • This one gives me a headache. That guy reminds me of a teacher I had in highschool--he looks like him and acts like him. Not a very pleasant memory. The teacher didn't like me and gave me crappy grades for no good reason. He gave whatever grade he felt like. He was a lazyass redneck lousy teacher. My mom went in and chewed him out.

  • the girl is cute

  • haha Byrd is the fucking man

  • This is a classic for the ages.

  • I'd trust that guy with a gun. USA! USA!

  • I'd like to hunt her beaver.

  • because he didn't put some cash on the nightstand like she was used to, she felt obligated to steal the checks :) for the banging.

    what I don't understand is why didn't he declare void those checks at once...

  • injustice is done.

  • "You wanna finish this outside somewhere..or do you wanna finish this in here?"

    *crazy eyes* "I don't know...!"

    OoOoOoo tough guy!

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  • I feel she might have done it, but at the same time, if he's careless enough to bring home a total stranger, let her stay the night and LEAVE HER ALONE IN HIS HOUSE while he goes out, who's to say he didn't do the same thing the night before with someone else?

  • She stole those checks and sold em to somebody else that way you can't track her...........

  • She said he never called her about the checks, so where did the order of protection come in? Something is frickin funny here. I don't know.

  • between his mustache and his enunciating each word you can tell he's a nut.

  • @roblou62 He has the nutter type of mustache? LOL

  • the plaintiff is an utter nutjob and a mustached menace to society.

  • Byrd is kind of sexy as well as awesome! Love how protective he is of Judy, it's like she's his Aunt Judy!

  • @ArwenPendragon I wonder what he meant when he said "Do you want to finish this outside?" That sounded personal, like do you want me to kick your ass.

  • @ArwenPendragon  Oh please. He adds nothing to the show!

  • @ArwenPendragon I think this is the first time I have seen him REALLY mad. He's been annoyed before, but this time he looks PISSED.

  • Can't stop laughing @ "She stole my friggin' checks"...LMBO!

  • "Bollocksed-up"?! Naughty Judy! Not sure about the US - but here in England bollocks is another word for testicles!

  • This is a case where presentation is everything. The plaintiff didn't have proof, but had he been calm and not acted like a bully he could have won because in small claims you don't have to have 100% proof as long as the judge believe more than not that the defendant is in the wrong. The defendant would have fucked up because she's a liar and not even a good liar - JJ would have tripped her up.

  • The defendant is a liar and it's obvious she has a criminal aspect to her past by how she pauses when JJ asks how many arrest had she had.

  • Kirk Gibson, baseball star!!!

  • @OMGutubeFAIL Lol, true. Saw the tits and forgot she did to the P. Damn tits, should be made illegal.

  • Wouldn't mind tit-fucking the defendant.

  • @utube00000002 Hey, you have the audacity to scold everyone "retards", well you prove to be the biggest retard, a pervert retard who could make such a disgusting statement to get attention! You are pathetic! Did your pervert tendency cause your Channel to be suspended?

  • @utube00000002 you sick pervert! you call people "cunt", why don't you go check your mum's first? go, rinse your mouth with the strongest mouth disinfectant to cleanse your filthy tongue and don't disgrace your parents this way! if you hate the world, seek professional help, do not blame the world and go barking up the wrong tree!

  • I actually feel sorry for the guy, he clearly knows very well she stole off him and I suspect he would have good reason, but I guess the court needs more proof. I would be pretty annoyed too!

  • @MaTtRoSiTy I don't feel sorry for him in the slightest. The man is deeply disturbed.

  • Oh one other thing, if a person stole his checks would they leave a note and say call them? Knowing you had the number? I don't think so.

  • This is a classic case. LOL, but really, when and if your checks are stolen more likely than not, your bank won't hold you accountable after they investigate it. This guy is nutz, completely nuts.

  • Well, more stalemate than checkmate.

  • @vienna2100 my box is pretty stale actually

  • I am absolutely terrified of this man and I am on the other side of the world. I feel like he can see me.

  • @3axim Hahahahaha!! Exactly!! He'd beat us to a pulp if he could, and then feel bad later, and blame us for his bad mood.

  • No wonder he is angry. He knows she took them, but he can't prove it. Must be so frustrating!

  • @MrNobody808 yea, that sucks. she got hers coming for sure!

  • That'll teach the great hunter to bring home drunken 21 year old girls and leave them in his home. I'm sure she stole his frickin' checks and sold them, but tough luck.

  • @Pat2296 Not too drunk to be unable to find his checque book. Oh dear me, how sad, never mind :) Mind you, were I her, I'd be afraid, very afraid. He's that mad he's not going to let this go, no way, no how

  • @vienna2100 As JJ told another litigant, "(You're) a dope who got duped!" He can look at this as a very expensive...umm...FROLIC with a young girl. I wonder if he did do anything else after this case.

  • @vienna2100 I thought the same thing.

  • I think the D stole his checks, but I understand JJ's ruling in that he didn't have any hard evidence. But, I also think the P was thinking with another part of his anatomy when he invited her to stay the night.

  • @imagoodgurl4 she knew he wanted the pussy the first place...thats why she played him

  • byrd is so fucking intimidating

  • "All I wanted was to have a friendship ... and never see him again." Somehow I don't see the two of them as pen friends.

  • @greymolly2  zingggggg

  • You are my favourite youtuber

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  • did JJ just say "Bolloxed!" 9:45

  • 9:42

  • he is a psycho!

  • Haha Byrd was ready to fight. "You want to finish this outside?"

  • He never took the breath

  • ummmm I see alot of comments about the P. The defendant probably did it then laughed about it later. The P should be charged with being a dum dum but that chick DID IT! She's a lying scammer and will get caught sometime. I'd be pissed too!

  • OMG , JJ said "bolloxed". Is that allowed??