The moment you name an animal, its gonna be difficult to eat it. Leave poor Collin alone...but, please wack off the head of no-name over there...I'm getting hungry...lolz...
This is literally how pathetic young people are in Santa Cruz California. The moan groan and bitch then jump into their dirty VW bus spewing exhaust smoke..... Yet buying a chicken locally is supposed to clear their guilty conscious.
I'm confused about the imposition of the political viewpoint below. Does this fabulous satire reflect fake ass liberals or all liberals? Including fat ass and skinny ass? Or fake ass, fat ass and skinny ass rich people of all persuasions. I'm going to look up fake ass before I commit to using it incorrectly and offending all those who might take offense. No offense intended. Unless you have an offense fetish. Then, yes, you may take offense. But don't be mad. Just offended.
I went out to lunch with my vegetarian and vegan friends yesterday, and while it wasn't quite the same situation, the entire 20 minutes they were talking to the waiter I thought about this. The best part was they've seen this skit before and cracked the fuck up when I told them that this is what it looked like to me.
This show really highlights why I want to get an old Dodge Charger. A lot of very annoying people would find it highly offensive, and that's a noble cause indeed!
FIne comment. I'm a contractor in Portland and drive a big ol' Ford redneck truck with a lift kit and a really loud magnflo exhaust, and make a big point of revving it nice n loud when near the annoying people you speak of. Gets a rise every time, their indignant faces pointed at me in disgust.
@truedude, you are missing the point! Portland isn't like that. This is an extreme example, making fun of people like you that think this is what Portland is like.
Can I get the pizza with the cheese on the side? And and and, why don't you have a gluten free menu? Was this chicken massaged by a certified massage therapist? I have allergies, so would you mind reading the menu from over there? Kthanks.
@brrrklyn My sister has a serious gluten allergy. Before they knew what it was, they thought she might have had pancreatic cancer. It pisses me off when people jump on board the gluten-free train because they think it's a health fad, when in fact it's really for people with actual dietary problems.
@SporkTsar It pisses me off when people make assumptions about other people's lives.
Yes, gluten-free diets are meant for people that can hardly process gluten or are even allergic to it but the reality is, gluten is terrible for the body. It doesn't kill but it takes longer to process through the body (like a sludge of some kind) and it can cause blockage problems.
Generally, the people that hop onto your so-called "gluten-free train" realize the damage and don't want it to clog their bodies.
@WheresWaldoProd It is a fad based on hype and less understanding (not you of course) the problem with these fads is that people believe that going gluten free will be the health miracle for them when they should be doing gluten tests before hand and ensuring they do not have IBS where a gluten free diet can actually be detrimental. Eating gluten is not horrible if you are able to digest it from what I have seen the issue is that people eat too much of it. Moderation and portion control is key.
There is nothing wrong with caring about where your meat comes from. And Portland and the surrounding southwest Washington area are a pretty chill place to grow up in America.
@NovemberRainLove yeah coming from the shitty n.e. i thought id escape the weather only to now live in s. fla near miami...total trash hole...low life people ...too many people...i wish i lived in a place like portland...the show is great ....sort of reminds me of arrested development even tho its totally diff,
Fucking Brilliant. Brilliant! I've been telling folks for years how much Portland sucks. I mean, there are a LOT of people there who think Pink Martini is a great musical act. Holy cow. hahahahahaha!!!!
Use to live out there, right across the river from Portland, and this was part of the reason that I was glad to get out of there. To get away from people like this. Though, I do miss the mountains.
Wait. "He"? I thought only hens were raised for their meat.
XelleohelleX 4 days ago
"who are these people raising colin?..." rofl
applecrumping33 3 weeks ago
I lose my shit when he does the irritating "an an ehn" thing.
Nitruix 4 weeks ago
Is the hazelnuts local?
EskilIsDaShit 4 weeks ago
Poor Collin!
Backstagerin12 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
lol wtf this aint world vision
joshisastral 1 month ago
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imbigflip 1 month ago
This so much like my parents it's crazy...0_0
MissVampires4ever 1 month ago 3
"I'm gonna ask you just one more time, and it's local?" hahahahhahaha
tex4568 1 month ago 2
people from the east coast shitting all over the west coast ideals.
taracandle9 1 month ago
I'm not sure how comfortable I am knowing that Colin was raised by Aliki.
smartasshater 1 month ago
These are the first people I'm going to eat when all hell breaks loose.
MindKry 1 month ago
OH WOW!!!!!!!!!! Chicken is Kosher?
NealAGray 1 month ago
who are these people raising colin?
umacenuff 1 month ago
The moment you name an animal, its gonna be difficult to eat it. Leave poor Collin alone...but, please wack off the head of no-name over there...I'm getting hungry...lolz...
skeletonmom 1 month ago
I started laughing just by reading the title " Is the chicken local? "
abgameZz 1 month ago
lol
mildredcanada 1 month ago
This is literally how pathetic young people are in Santa Cruz California. The moan groan and bitch then jump into their dirty VW bus spewing exhaust smoke..... Yet buying a chicken locally is supposed to clear their guilty conscious.
rmstudio 2 months ago 2
I swear I have heard this kind of conversation in Portlandia.
WyldeMax 2 months ago
PETA stands for People Eating Tasty Animals.
mrbeaverstate 3 months ago
Why is the full sketch not on youtube >.<
xXMmKXxKrieger 4 months ago
This is a LITTLE overboard from the worst I've overheard in Portland. A little.
1dblazer 4 months ago
Poor Colin.
FluffyFeralMarmot 4 months ago
I'm confused about the imposition of the political viewpoint below. Does this fabulous satire reflect fake ass liberals or all liberals? Including fat ass and skinny ass? Or fake ass, fat ass and skinny ass rich people of all persuasions. I'm going to look up fake ass before I commit to using it incorrectly and offending all those who might take offense. No offense intended. Unless you have an offense fetish. Then, yes, you may take offense. But don't be mad. Just offended.
Starsock78 5 months ago
I went out to lunch with my vegetarian and vegan friends yesterday, and while it wasn't quite the same situation, the entire 20 minutes they were talking to the waiter I thought about this. The best part was they've seen this skit before and cracked the fuck up when I told them that this is what it looked like to me.
godis4sale 5 months ago
@piggylicous13 yes i agree, im from new york city i want to move to portland so bad lol
Aspenfash899 6 months ago
Im sorry to interrupt i had exactly the ame question
SkyelarPuberty 7 months ago
hahaha, omg...
ashphonia 8 months ago
This is THE best skit of the series, so far. Funny as hell. These two have chemistry! And the waitress is priceless!!!
RoyandRush 8 months ago
Oh my gosh, it is astonishing how true this is!
bknygurl 8 months ago
Thiw is almost word for word ,action for action how these fake-ass rich liberals act
GoatSoup77 9 months ago 4
"I'm so bad with the gas pedal, it just moves the whole car forward."
vokye 10 months ago
in the real world, people like this need to farm their own food or just not eat meat
mamothmanX 10 months ago
This is west coast liberals and progressives laughing at ourselves, it is funnier than Larry the Cable Guy because it is poking fun at us.
cybrevid 10 months ago
@cybrevid but the liberal sense of humor is like - 0
kyolym 1 month ago
Lol this is Seattle to a tee, especially those emo douche bags on capitol hill.
TheEviIOyo 10 months ago
WHEN YOU SAY "THEY" ...I MEAN WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE RAISING COLLIN????
bamboneski 10 months ago
totally watching the show now.
aimeefrancine 11 months ago
Poop on all of you. youtube poop...
cptnwilliamread 11 months ago
An An An An An An An An An And An An An An Ehn Ehn Ehn Ehn
Dzakovich000 11 months ago 43
This show really highlights why I want to get an old Dodge Charger. A lot of very annoying people would find it highly offensive, and that's a noble cause indeed!
JETZcorp 11 months ago
@JETZcorp
FIne comment. I'm a contractor in Portland and drive a big ol' Ford redneck truck with a lift kit and a really loud magnflo exhaust, and make a big point of revving it nice n loud when near the annoying people you speak of. Gets a rise every time, their indignant faces pointed at me in disgust.
cquilty1 6 months ago
@cquilty1 move to Texas jerkoff
JefferySchmitz 4 months ago
@JefferySchmitz
Move out of Hillsboro to Vancouver, portlandia pussy - you can always commute bi-weekly for your organic tofu at New Seasons.......
cquilty1 4 months ago
@truedude, you are missing the point! Portland isn't like that. This is an extreme example, making fun of people like you that think this is what Portland is like.
You drove too slowly to the comment box.
skinnyblimp 1 year ago 4
Can I get the pizza with the cheese on the side? And and and, why don't you have a gluten free menu? Was this chicken massaged by a certified massage therapist? I have allergies, so would you mind reading the menu from over there? Kthanks.
brrrklyn 1 year ago 2
@brrrklyn My sister has a serious gluten allergy. Before they knew what it was, they thought she might have had pancreatic cancer. It pisses me off when people jump on board the gluten-free train because they think it's a health fad, when in fact it's really for people with actual dietary problems.
SporkTsar 1 month ago 5
@SporkTsar It pisses me off when people make assumptions about other people's lives.
Yes, gluten-free diets are meant for people that can hardly process gluten or are even allergic to it but the reality is, gluten is terrible for the body. It doesn't kill but it takes longer to process through the body (like a sludge of some kind) and it can cause blockage problems.
Generally, the people that hop onto your so-called "gluten-free train" realize the damage and don't want it to clog their bodies.
WheresWaldoProd 1 week ago
@WheresWaldoProd It is a fad based on hype and less understanding (not you of course) the problem with these fads is that people believe that going gluten free will be the health miracle for them when they should be doing gluten tests before hand and ensuring they do not have IBS where a gluten free diet can actually be detrimental. Eating gluten is not horrible if you are able to digest it from what I have seen the issue is that people eat too much of it. Moderation and portion control is key.
sheshiechan 3 days ago
"I drove too slowly on the way here, didn't I?".
keving8877 1 year ago
There is nothing wrong with caring about where your meat comes from. And Portland and the surrounding southwest Washington area are a pretty chill place to grow up in America.
NovemberRainLove 1 year ago
@NovemberRainLove yeah coming from the shitty n.e. i thought id escape the weather only to now live in s. fla near miami...total trash hole...low life people ...too many people...i wish i lived in a place like portland...the show is great ....sort of reminds me of arrested development even tho its totally diff,
bamboneski 11 months ago
Fucking Brilliant. Brilliant! I've been telling folks for years how much Portland sucks. I mean, there are a LOT of people there who think Pink Martini is a great musical act. Holy cow. hahahahahaha!!!!
truedude30 1 year ago 4
OK, time to eat vegetarian.
MarleneKGoodman 1 year ago 19
@MarleneKGoodman Chicken's not vegan?!
s4ujcd 1 month ago
Use to live out there, right across the river from Portland, and this was part of the reason that I was glad to get out of there. To get away from people like this. Though, I do miss the mountains.
midwestgimp76 1 year ago 3
dickhead...
TheHeliumkid 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
LOL, the chicken's name was Colin
casagal65 1 year ago
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casagal65 1 year ago
Well, it's better than *not* knowing where your meat comes from, I mean...oh crap I'm that guy.
mattozan 1 year ago 2
Wow, that's great. Nailed the type perfectly!
Soulfell 1 year ago
Hilarious! this is my new favorite show!
wendeebyrd 1 year ago
This is a wonderfully sardonic video.
5MGourmet 1 year ago