WARNING: DEMONS INHABIT HALLOWEEN CANDY!

[bass109]

Jesus is future king of earth, repent for his judgement comes. Jesus loves you

[doomsday1216]

@bass109 sentences 2 and 3 are contradictory. if he wishes us to repent and will judge us harshly if we don't, he doesn't love us.

[Largo64]

@bass109 I apologize for whatever jerk marked your post as spam. It isn't spam. I don't agree with it, but it isn't necessary that I should. Every civil comment is welcome on my channel.

[Largo64]

@bullfrog11758 Some Christians (you do think you are one, don't you?) are suspiciously happy to warn others about "their time." Your gloating tone about Madelyn O'Hair's murder betrays your real personality. Her own son even said she was in hell, and he became a Christian zealot minister. What a waste he was. Madelyn O'hair's murder has never been solved, because the police thought that finding the killer of an atheist was not very important. Real Christians, no doubt.

[Largo64]

@bullfrog11758 No one can "prove" non-existence, whether of god or a china teapot orbiting the earth. But no real proof can be offered that any god does exist, either.

"you know how many atheist i saw die in combat crying " oh god help me"? lots."

Really? And you knew all these soldiers to be atheists, because atheists in the military are as eager as gays to tell everyone how they differ from the rest of the troop. Sure!

[Largo64]

@bullfrog11758 Clearly, you accept on faith what cannot be shown by evidence. You are entitled to your belief, but someone is not "haughty" because he disagrees with you. Yours is the haughty attitude.

[Largo64]

@bullfrog11758 So did Jesus? If he existed he certainly didn't "believe" the new testament, because it wasn't written until a lifetime after he was dead. He didn't write it himself, which is strange, since, as a rabbi he must have been literate, and he supposedly had the most important message for the world ever told. Not one word of his own survives except in second hand accounts (hearsay). Good enough for you? I hope you never serve on a jury.

[Kemonokami]

@bullfrog11758

Yeah, Non-biblical customs like "rational thought" and "first-grade logic".

[UnknownSect333]

There's really nothing wrong with Halloween. It's simply a holiday for fun! You dress up as different people or things, and go around collecting candy. The Devil has absolutely nothing to do with it.

[TheAist]

WOW, im missin out! Where those witches partying at?

[Largo64]

@bullfrog11758 I am quite familiar with the bible, but I do not regard it as any more true than any other mythology. Of course, a clever writer who wanted you to believe only his words would warn you against others. If Paul had been born in the 20th century he probably would have been an advertising man. He really knew how to spin a story, and sell a concept.

[Largo64]

@bullfrog11758 You just did the same thing - representing what other Christians believe. Most of the people who do celebrate Halloween are Christians who just regard it as fun. For to say that they are not "true" Christians because they don't see things your way is simply arrogant, and incorrect. You are right about the pagan origins of Christmas and Easter. Nevertheless, most Christians don't know that, and they keep those holidays in all sincerity.

[Fender12able]

Yup halloween i dont celebrate. Thats why.

[Largo64]

@CMONE021187 This is very clever. It teaches that reason is not to be trusted, but just listen to your pastor and all will be well. There is a reason ministers and priests are called pastors. That's another word for shepherd. Haven't you ever wondered why the ministry call the laity "flocks?" It's because they see you as sheep, which are among the most docile and trusting and stupid of creatures. That's what they really think of you. Why else do you suppose they live so well while you struggle?

[Largo64]

@CMONE021187 Mind you, I am not calling you or any other Christian stupid. But that is how your church leaders see you. They lead you as a shepherd leads sheep. They even use the analogy in reference to you, and you never seem to notice.

[Largo64]

@CMONE021187 It IS unbelievable, except to demagogues like Robertson and the sheeple who believe him.

[Largo64]

@CMONE021187 Whatever you do, don't doubt. Good gawd, that might make you THINK!

[Largo64]

@CMONE021187 Teaching lines like this to children, which most churches do, is child abuse in my opinion. Children may be selfish in the sense that human nature is selfish, but they are not wicked. They have the natural empathy that is in all human beings, and if that is nurtured it will produce good, loving adults. No love of a non-existent god nor fear of a non-existent devil is necessary.

[Largo64]

@CMONE021187 Too late - I've already committed the sin against the holy spirit. I have said, and repeat, that it does not exist.

[Largo64]

@CMONE021187 If your god exists (I don't think so) it is unlikely he would bless me in anyone's name. I'm no doubt on his shit list.

[Jcolinsol]

"These children are playing at being ghosts, certainly, but no game is entirely innocent. By receiving something in their hands they establish on a symbolic plane that exceeds their understanding, a fraternal exchange between the visible world and the invisible world. This is why the masquerades of Halloween, far from being sacrilegious or malicious are in fact ceremonies whose roots go back to the dawn of time."

Marc Hoile (?)

[Largo64]

@Jcolinsol The macabre has always been a topic of interest, and vastly entertaining. That's why cheaply made horror films have always made money. But with the exception of a few actual wierdos who carry the vampire thing to extremes and don't eventually grow out of it, it's harmless. Kids like to dress up, but given the choice, I think you find more super heros, princesses, hoboes and angels than you do demons among the costumed kiddies. Marc Hoile, if that's who wrote the quote, is a tightass.



[Jcolinsol]

@Largo64

If it helps, here is the first half:

"You certainly would suppose a lot of children, scattered through the streets in joyful bands, on the evening of October 31, going from house to house, saying "trick or treat", if you were to tell them that by acting this way they are contributing to the salvation of souls in perdition they would be surprised. This however, is the symbolic sense of these carnival like parades in which joy prevails over sorrow and the sinister aspects of destiny."

[Largo64]

@Jcolinsol If you are a believer in gods, demons and spirits, I suppose you might find something real and worrying in the practice. I don 't believe in the supernatural, so I have none of those misgivings. I do, however, see it as a bad idea to teach kids to beg at strangers' doors, and a worse one to suggest some mischief if they don't get a treat. Dress-up costume parties may be okay, but, if only for safety, I think trick-or-treating should be curtailed. Pat Robertson is a nut in any case.

[Jcolinsol]

@Largo64

Now, he's making a case for the sacredness of the activity of trick or treating, as a ritual going back thousands of years. Pat Robertson?

What kind of nutcase thinks that Halloween should be curtailed? Only the most uptight could find fault with Halloween.

[HolySchtick]

Wonder if my wife would be down for a three-some if the 3rd member were a succubus, we could just banish her later and thus it wouldn't be a problem of me leaving her for the succubus!

[Largo64]

@HolySchtick "Succubus" sounds like transportation for orally talented persons. ;op

[HolySchtick]

Haha, for some reason I had never even caught that. Perhaps we should start re-evaluating all demonic monikers.

An Ink-u-bus would be a great way for tattoo artists to get to and from their shops.

[Largo64]

@HolySchtick Good one!

[jmm1233]

lol , sounds like majority of religions

[ThinkMoreBelieveLess]

sounds like something straight out of a Chick tract - specifically the one called The Trick

:D

[dagda825]

I realize this is a bit late, but I'm confused; I thought all were born under Original Sin and are, therefore, GUILTY. How can one shed the blood of innocent when, according to the christians, your a sinner from the time your mother says "Oh God". Just my two cents. Peace.

[sheppaul]

Can anyone hook me up with a hot Vampiress

[impulsetospit]

lol 5*

[loserella55]

Lolwut! Okay, the only kind of spell I can see a witch doing over Halloween candy is a blessing for the kids who eat it.

[armelix73]

For the sake of discussion:

What's so dangerous about Satan and the demons!? Who said they're more dangerous than the YHWH and his perversions!?

Yes, of course, the christians! So what? Who cares what a bunch of hypocritical, devious sadists think!? They have many opinions, although none of them match the Old Testament's sadism, perpetrated by their so called god.

In my opinion, the Psychos or should I say "christians", shouldn't have the right to an opinion. . .

[sheppaul]

I was over 300lbs at one time it is not candy,but pizzas that have the demons,steak and cheese sandwiches,krespy creme donuts,There is where the demons are

[Largo64]

@sheppaul I weigh about 280 right now. I never realized I could blame it on demons! ;^)

[sheppaul]

YES! I am a sinner I have laid my lips upon the Demon spare rib and have been cursed!

[Dhesyca]

I'm a witch and I never pray over Halloween candy. :P

[prodigyat9]

The most demonic looking thing I can think of is Pat Robertson. He looks like the walking dead.

[Nicolai0Nerland]

"Of course... I wouldn't know anything about demons *evil grin*

Priceless XD

Ramen

[anderstc47]

Thats the exact same dogma I grew up in. Took me years to get over it.

Thanks for the great vid!

[8582Dave]

I get so sick of fundies. They live in the Dark Ages.

[Turandot29]

Thanks to Pat Robertson, now we all know that during this time of year, Hershey's, Brach's and other large candy manufacturers hire witches on a seasonal basis to pray over and dedicate candy to Satan.

Who knew?

And you thought that Pat Robertson and his brainless followers couldn't get any stupider ...

[Largo64]

@Turandot29 Oh, I'm pretty sure they'll get stupider yet!

[bigboy45454545]

Demon candy tastes the best..............We all know this.

Atheists are all good people, but who doesn't like to drink a little babies blood, now and again.

It's all in the science books..............I mean bible.

[JeremyMilne]

when do i get to have sex with a demon? i kind of feel left out. are they cute demon? is it really right to judge a demon? i mean, after all, its not their fault they were born demons?

[RealistAtheist]

Dragonage origins You can have sex with a demon in the video game.

It looks like Christians don't care about that game for that though, the biggest thing was you could chose to have the characters have sex with another man.

This horrified them.

[flyingfisbeefilms]

Love it when you said "I just thought you ought to know!" Thanks so much for the information. It's important, in 2009, to be kept up to date about the modern world and human endeavour and advancement.

[andice13]

Demons are raping are chidren ? I thought priests were.......

[alieales]

Andice13 - Good point! I'd rather suffer under a demon's assault, rather than a priest. ATLEAST the wolf has revealed itself rather than the wolf in sheep clothing.

[alieales]

Andice13 - continue for previous post - I suppose what I am trying to say is, evil dressed as good is worst. That, coupled with the fact there are NO demons. It begs incongruity that in the 21st century there are swaths of people who could be believe in real witches magic? Sadly incongruity not only begs but kneels, clasps hands & does a good version of Al Jolson Oh Mammy. But instead of the politically incorrect blackface makeup, a demon mask instead.

[andice13]

It's bizzare to say the least . It's november 2009 and this world is having discussions about witches and demons cursijng candy, what the fuck . I can't believe it .

[alieales]

I agree

[armelix73]

A sexy demoness would certainly be something to wish for:) I bet nobody can suck c**k as good as a lady from the underground.

Let them invade the world right now :) Christians will certainly not object as long as their c**ks are sucked ;)

Praise jesus ;)

[thatgaybloke]

It's really troubling that anyone over the age of 5 believes in demons or witches.

[armelix73]

The only one's that drink blood, and eat flesh are the christians. They accuse others of their own perversity, suppressing their own cannibalistic cravings.

It's the reversed psychology

I'll never stop laughing at the christian dismay over the "satanic" rituals, where a cat was "sacrificed", while cheering their bible proclaiming that 150.000 bulls were killed in one day!

The "lord" found the smell of the burning fat "pleasing". I bet he loves bacon ;)

[frontfootforward]

Lmao, cbn rules!!!

[Deuteronomy213]

you have got to be kidding

[GretchenDawntreader]

When I heard this reported in the news I was like "this has to be a spoof or prank, I mean this is Pat Robertson but still, he can't be this stupid" but no, he is in fact that stupid.

At least he got the bit about witches and elements right. But if witches blessed your candy it would probably be a good thing ;) I wouldn't eat candy prayed over by Pat Robertson however.

[MrJoeCage]

it really is frightening to me to think that there really ARE people in this world of the 21st century- a world that has seen the mapping of the human genome, rockets into space, any of a number of incredible achievements- that would still believe such nonsense. as far as sex with demons goes.... my girlfriend acts like something possesses her from time to time when we do it.... just call me beeeelza-bubba:P

[ltzippy2]

Oh buy, does that mean I have demons in my fridge!!!

Actually that would explain a lot ;o)

[obsleet]

There is no candy. Only Zul!

[MandolinGuy530]

love the attempt at a scary face at the end, Larry ;)

[bluebeard2]

Sex with demons? Haha, don't you wish!

Why is it that fundamentalists are ok making public statements of unsubstantiated speculation? How can she support any of those statements? On what basis does she believe any of that?

I mean, ok, at least mainstream Christianity is based on a book. But where did this halloween stuff come from?

[MrAnonymous21564]

I watched this while eating a Kit-Kat bar. Good thing I'm an Atheist.

[TheElectricDreamer93]

Eating twizzlers :3

I'm posessed by Satan now! Muwahaha!! lol. I love Pat though. I do. He always provides plenty of lulz. ( I iz an atheist)

[MrAnonymous21564]

Oh no, I ate a Snickers bar, and got posessed by Satan. I then proceeded to eat a puppy and steal candy from children.

[zarkoff45]

Sex with demons... sounds wild.

Let's all drink blood, howl at the moon and have sex with demons.

[KingHeathen]

Just when you thought they couldn't get any crazier...

Now these people are scared of a Snickers bar!

[phlarmf]

". . . sacrificing babies to shed innocent blood"

Didn't their god/man have to die because that stuff doesn't exist or something?

[SunnyStorm21]

I must be a complete demon because I've eaten lots of candy on Halloween. I feel bad for the kids. These nut jobs ruin all the fun.

[Zylophila]

I wish the propaganda about witches would disappear. Witches live be love, honor, and respect. Are those evil too?How ironic that they bash Halloween when they are the ones who transformed it from the original tradtition of honoring past friends and family to costumes to hide from them. Where the candy came in, not sure, but Christians created the costume tradition and candy and they are scared of it. And they call their dead family demonds. How very sad. Still it's my favorite holiday!!!

[Sparkythedog2008]

Man, those time release curses are the worst! I remember innocently gorging myself on demonic candy, then later spending an hour in the bathroom with hellfire in my lower intestines!

[zebruh]

aw man. I loved it! I laughed out loud at the end!

Interesting: This web page has been taken down. (google: kimberly daniels cbn and you can click the "cached" link to read the article.)

Perhaps even CBN was embarrassed by its idiocy.

[ProfessorZaroff]

Pat Robertson: the premier choice of APOSTATES!

[NermalsChannel]

lol. Where can I get some this demonic candy?

[ThatOneQuestion]

HAHAH!!

Damn, Largo, that was an awesome ending =)

Man... I guess I'll have to eat EXTRA amounts of candy to keep up my evil quota to keep being a satanic employee working against Christianity with disbelief.

Oh well!

[erkd1]

AHA! We finally uncovered Largo's secret! LOL

Its amazing what a corner these people demand on painting themselves into. Most people that I know of loved Halloween as kids and this kind of rhetoric just highlights how out of touch they are. Are the dormant demons in Reese's Peanut Butter Cups only activated on that one day or can you get a case of Beelzebub all year long?  Hey, I wonder if those evil fall colored Cadbury Eggs have demons in them too, maybe we can get a war on Easter report.

[Rettequetette]

Aw, the poor kids... I mean, of course, the kids from the lunatic parents who believe this stuff.

Lol'd at the ending :-D

[UnbornAddiction]

I just subscribed to you, and I have to say I have thoroughly enjoyed your channel thus far.

[GoblinXXX]

Only Circus Peanuts and Candy Corn are possessed. (How the hell else do you think such nasty ass candies are still around?) But don't worry, just eat a sacred christian candy cane at xmas or a chocolate bunny at easter and you'll be fine.

[47f0]

If I believed in demons, Pat Robertson would be among the senior demon management. This sanctimonious ghoul's hands are soaked in African blood up to his elbows. His support for Charles Taylor and his "Freedom Gold" enterprise say pretty much all you need to know about this butcher-by-proxy.

[maciolek1980]

Is pat robertson sure his staff is not on drugs other then god

[Smaug84]

I still think that revelations was either ergot or mushrooms.

[deathshadow790]

lol i love the ending

[TheBerzerker1]

Demons in my candy? This is awesome news! Evil never tasted better until now! But the question is? Will I inherit demonic powers after eating them?

[AstoundedAtheist]

Watch out for chocolate that say "dark" on the wrapper. It's especially evil!

Boo!

[CheesesPeaks2U]

Stunningly stupid people.

Hans Anderson would be very jealous, as would the Grimm Brothers.

[baysideful]

Orgies???wtf??this is way to strange!

my hershey's will be yummy! it's all souls day! silly :P

[hildegain]

Witches drinking blood and howling at the moon? lol, i think they're mixing myths up.

It'd be nice to find a demon in a candy, could bend it to your will and have it do your bidding! muhahaha!

How can anyone take these people seriously? I thought this was 2009 not 2009BC.

[AncientAtheist]

If spells and curses can be passed along just by a witch chanting over the candy before it is passed out, why wouldn't they just go down to the local public works and caste a spell on the water so that everyone who drinks it or takes a shower in it, becomes cursed? Why wait for Halloween?

Ooops... there I go asking practical questions again. When it comes to the supernatural, there are no logical answers. The Warlock moves in mysterious ways....

[macnutz]

I loved the ending.

It seems that if you believe in the magic sky man you can believe in anything at all. We are shocked by the many deaths of Nigerian children accused of being witches but this is exactly the same kind of fear based irrational thinking happening in Nigeria.

The horrors these people would commit, if they had the power to get away with it, would be almost unimaginable.

They used to say the same things about Jews in Europe.

[Largo64]

Those people use the bible to justify their murder of those "witch" children: Exodus 22:18 (KJV) says, "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live." Bible believers are capable of anything.

[eloisecm]

Matthew Hopkins would have been proud.

[FCKEVRY1]

I can't wait for my kids to bring home BAGS AND BAGS OF YUMMY YUMMY DEMONS!!!!

[zamrok73]

the candy is evil! idk how to prove it but rawr!

[CuriousMoth]

I tell you one thing, if I find a demon in my candy I'll be sending it back to the manufacturer with an angry letter!

[pfarabee]

They do have a point about samhain being a pagan holiday. It is pagan new year after all.. of course, christians hijacked it to create "all hallowed eve" or "all saints day"

Curiously, it is the christian version of the holiday that is the creepier one, as it is a preparation for "all souls day" which focuses on souls of those who have passed but not yet reached heaven (ghosts)

The pagan version, while also including the thought of sprits, focuses more on the harvest than on ghosts.

[tattooskin72]

Demons in my candy? WTF? This is actually dumber than 'gays, lesbians, feminists and liberals are responsible for hurricane Katrina".

[YogiToad]

When I was a 13 year old lad I was molested by a Succubus and I have never looked back,well I'm hoping for that Incubus to stop by,but haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

[shreddakj]

Excellent video!

[penixnet]

OMG! I JUST ATE SOME HALLOWEEN CANDY, NOW I MUST GO OUT AND COMMIT ALL OF THISE ATROCIOUS ACTS. I'M GOING TO DIE....Arrrrrg!

[LtotheoganX]

youse a damn witch!

[hellshade2]

btw on halloween night i'm going to be in the pumpkin patch waiting for the great pumpkin to arrive...

[hellshade2]

i'm set, gimme some of that blood sucking witch prayed demon candy ;)

[Sockpuppet2012]

We better EXORCIZE caution when we eat that evil candy!

I think we should take a vote, to see if we can get the "Witch Hunts" reinstated!

I just trimmed my elm trees, so I have a whole back-yard full of firewood!

I also have a whole toilet full of "holy water".

Let's get this show on the road......time's a wastin'!

[greenelf12]

and that was me thinking they were just sweets....

[8WholeThing]

Bible stories are worse for your brain than candy is for your teeth.

[theberzerker0]

"Possessed by Satan's Candy"

Good song title. Haha.

[SamNoble89]

LMAO!!! Sweets have been prayed over by witches? WTF!!! Are some people just that stupid?

[SamNoble89]

Pity it looks like the page has been removed. I guess some people are too crazy even for pat huh?

[BlackWaltz5]

*SMILE!*

Happy Halloween!

[upabittoolate]

I guess it's the same demons that killed that fatass, best friend of his.

[Sockpuppet2012]

Speaking of that "fat ass"; I like what Christopher Hitchens said about him: He said that Jerry Falwell was so full of shit, that "If they would have given him an enema; he could have been buried in a matchbox!"

[hellshade2]

ROFL!!

[SaintJimmy2000]

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't Halloween based off of Hallows Eve? The Pagan festival.

I was unaware that such a thing as demons existed in the Pagan faith, I thought it was about worshiping gods of the land...

[BEOWULF9965]

christians consider those to be demons they perverted the beliefs of the pegans

[8WholeThing]

AIUI, the solstice or equinox were considered the mid-points of the seasons and the seasons were considered to be real things. When one was changing into another, it was thought that the barrier of earth and the spirit world were weakest. Halloween was to frightened the spirits back to their realm as it is halfway between an equinox and a solstice. Groundhog Day is another one.

[Fjarhultian]

Harvest is demonic?

[billybobhobnob101]

Every one knows candy is inhabited by the demons of sugar and food additives- sold by those who worship the evil god Mammon- though mind numbing spells (advertising)- giving you the twin curses of tooth decay and a fat belly.

[HelmutVonSphincter]

I hope somebody posts the video of the lady saying this stuff, and sends it to me. I'd like to see the looks on her face while she says it, and then also some perfectly timed fart soundboard effects.

[Largo64]

She did a blog on CBN with a dot and a com, but no video that I know of.

[defect530]

i knew my girlfriend was a demon! i just knew it!

[solitarycanislupus]

Mmmm, tasty demon. They go good with infant blood.

[Mephistophilus]

I'm crying, this is so funny.

[Edella]

2:07 "animal and human sacrifices"

Surely Christians can't complain about animal and human sacrifices and keep a straight face?

[NiteBlogger]

so let me get this straight - the animated show I watched last night with the evil, alien pumpkin trying to steal all the Halloween candy - he was the good guy (sparing the children from the tainted, time-released evil candy....

bwahahaha!!!

[CousinoMacul]

Which candies to I have to eat in order to have sex with demons?  That sounds like it could be kind of fun.

[musicgeniusno1]

Haha! Larry, that was hilarious.

I must get a large stockpile of this candy...;)

[baudiirocz]

Pat Robertson is a kook. The only "demons" found in candy are the Tooth Decay Sugar Demons!!!!

BWAHA!

[emper7]

More candy for me. Witch candy is delicious.