Eye To Eye With Katie Couric: Being A Hand Model (CBS News)

[Kleineburg]

No cooking, no cleaning, no gardening? I think I just decided what I want to do with my life....LOL

[dopeasfuckk]

how much for a hand job?

[maddythegrrr8]

Dis Bitch...

[amlioful]

I like the part where she plays with her hands.

[arosic11]

omg. i own that shirt. :O

[iluvpinkandgold]

"make a full time living on ... oh five inches" ... so does a porn star ... get over yourself

[lorororora]

If pple who bought those products knew that the hands that advertised them came with that personality (and frankly that hair and face) they would run in the opposite direction of the store or an online retailer...

[Countofmontecasino]

I now keep a hammer on me at all times in case I ever meet this woman.

[lovelyxskinny]

You should watch her other video. She literally says she has the best hands in the world and smiles like she owns the world. Scary woman is scary.

[GENESISJenova]

"I can make a full time living on, oh, about 5 inches"

SO MANY PORN JOKES, NOT ENOUGH TIME.

[qwertyuiopasdfg9247]

who else wanna bust them hands

[5omething]

dumb biatch



[Steve31303]

NO COOKING!?!?! BITCH STOP WORRIN BOUT YO DAYUM HANDS AND MAKE ME A SAMMICH!!!!!



[meowantm]

@Steve31303 - stop worrying about your hands & ill make you a dictionary - dumbass wtf a sammich ?

[Tastaturist]

Someone else feeling a sudden urge to just cut of her fingers?

[michaelprokop]

yeah I don't wipe my ass either

[solonakatierap]

seriously caress your damn hand one more time...

[xorasel]

we get it. you have hands.

[tera2136]

This bitch is gonna get cut.

[kb82481]

this vid is so much better when ur stoned

[TocaBowl619]

all that comes to mind is seinfeld...

[IMmoreRANDOMthanYOU]

I want to run over her hands

[withloveericka123]

she's so conceded over her fuckin' god damn hands!

[maximum411]

Hahahahaha I saw this video on CollegeHumor and I thought "there's no way this is real." Then I came here and.... oh my god.

[JPRIEZY]

finna high five that bitch



[englysengly]

okay granted she's good at what she does, but you're a PARTS model for crying out loud, it's the bottom of the food chain... so please get a grip of reality, or at least try to pretend to act like a normal human being.

[michoorox]

Egotistical much?

[Chilling10680]

I want a hand job from her, I'll tell her semen is good for her skin.

[EmilySuydam]

She does realize she can put make up over a bruise if she ever gets one on her hand...being a hand model is no excuse to being as lazy/annoying as she is...

[xLivexLovexGlambert]

That is just ridiculous. Not living her life because of her hands..

[ralphyjg]

@fatbox100

i think she was getting arrested!

[zyxwut321]

@WTFItzRobby: Because you know all the fat, loud ugly losers who annoy you at your job, have few friends at school because everyone's creeped out by their excessive hostility and sarcasm, the boss that everyone hates but laugh at his/her jokes anyway because they're cowed into silence? Yes, all those people and more congregate on the internet, seek out videos of soft, easy targets like this strange but harmless woman and anonymously spew bile out into the world. They're sad, hateful people.

[fatbox100]

Big respect for her chosen profession but not ever opening a door or window WTF?

She is a touch smug...and whats with getting in the elevator with her hands in the air?

[brooksmarshall]

i wish someone would clamp her hands in a bench vise and proceed to sand off her skin with a belt sander. she is the worst person in the world.

[ntherewas1]

so yes she's pretentious but you know what? SHE'S getting paid for posing with her hands and doing nothing else so SHE's really the one who's on top. and i'm going to be honest - those hands are a bit too pale but they are DAMN nicer than mine.

[TheDJAquafresh]

What had to have gone wrong with her life in order for her to have said to herself:

"Wow, I fucking love my hands. They are just so........sexy and healthy-looking. I should model them."

[ijustwannabeyourdog]

she's actually retarded.

[absakinkle]

omg she needs to stop stroking them

[angstyDarko]

..she's so full of her 'hm..bout 5 inches'

[thegg10]

Well there's a reason they're not using her face

[azianberry]

who wipes her ass?

[Isrolie321]

Anyone else thinks she should instead focus on updating that Jheri curl of hers?

[hendrickvanlooken]

why paying this girl for 10k/day if u can use photoshop much cheaper and cooler

[ster1357]

i want a handjob !!!

[dokkou]

I would get a hand job from her. lol. totally.

[SmileyGirl246]

she seems like a bitch

[acheron187]

I find the glove part creepy, everything else seems just a little wierd

[ErikaSpangler]

Crack is a hellva drug....

[ikeepitprivate]

Someone send this to Ray

[Bucky123100]

i wanna break into her home and wipe my ass with her hands

[dave5669]

No hand jobs

[JugglaJay28]

they are haters because if they were getting a 1000 dollars and hour they wouldnt do that shit eathier

[miaxmeme]

@WTFItzRobby because people who don't have hands would love to do all the things she doesn't do because her hands are too perfect

[samiqab]

I want to slap her face with her own hands.

[thetruthhis]

2:16 She snaps out of having a moment with her hand and catches Katie Couric's attempt at hand modeling out of the corner of her eye. The look on her face.

[dayglojesus]

What a fucking asshole

[Danyukhin]

Those hands need some machete treatment

[SergeantLedge]

those are some ugly hands

[ImDivine000]

I'm making a mental note and memorizing her hands -- any product or service I see those hands advertising for is an instant NO BUY. Forever.

[sjunaz]

I can make a living off 5 inches too.

[77CanonRummel77]

@sjunaz lol

[leenlikacholo943]

america...where cunts can make a living by NOT doing anything

[YoSafBridge1]

@leenlikacholo943 - Erm...any country that makes commercials or places ads in magazines employ hand models. Idiot.

[DeanBosko]

I want to slam her hands in a car door.

[soadsamurai]

Wait, this isn't a joke?

[Coolboy2755]

does she give out hand jobs?

who wipes her butt?

[Joseph24300]

i want a hand job from her

[fowlerDdanny]

Next time I see anybody wearing gloves I'm gonna break their hands

[Alarindris]

Wow, she is nuts!

[TheViolenceMan]

holy shit, stop flailing your hands around you stupid egocentric bitch

[DallasJScott]

This bitch acts like a total cunt..

[lawtzelap]

LMFAOOOOOOO

[jaysatanfox]

SHE GOT MAN HANDS

[hetz124]

I can make a living with 5 inches, too.

[ephemerol]

weirdo.

[hereyethere]

ok, so i normally dont write mean comments on youtube,

but seriously, WTF?!

[Freehold51]

One word: She'sfuckingcrazy

[velutican618]

STOP STROKING YOUR HANDS

[tfwitmer]

Dear crazy lady: PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN!

[bkaips]

May you wake one day with chirophobia...

[anthonyvenanzio]

I want to slam her hands in a car door.

[lulumariemissypu]

Anybody got a sledgehammer? We'll worry about them ordinary hands later that mouth and ego go first thank you.

[RyJsLn]

(weirdo)

[RyJsLn]

i just cant finish watching this video... tried several times. I get to a point where it's too painful... what a we

[clcollins]

What an arshole she is, the way she fawns over her own hands is creepy

[wesosilly1]

Poor hands, no sun in 15 years :(

[Tomatenkotze]

I wanna see her in an Post-Apocalyptic Situation

[ductraep]

Hardcore news stories! way to go couric

[HannahRenee23]

God, she needs a good, hard bitch slap.

[lulumariemissypu]

@HannahRenee23 Very hard. Huge self absorbed bitch situation.

[TheFelixSlider]

She has ugly hands.

[icoston15]

Ill give ya 5 inches for a living..... :/

[smecking]

These comments are hilarious. Bravo, guys. And yes, this bitch is, indeed, completely fucking bonkers.

[LukeDSimpson]

OMG STOP STROKING YOUR HANDS

[cranez006]

I would love Katie Couric to interview some of you. "So tell me, how do you make a living?" " Oh, I sit in a 4 by 4 cubicle all day and telephone people at random and try to sell them useless crap, but that hand lady is CRAZY!"

[apayes]

God I hope this cunt gets hand cancer, she needs a wake up call.

[8MunchenBayern8]

what a CUNT

[fuss101]

Her hands may look healthy but her mental state is NOT!

[siyill]

I GUESS THAT MEANS SHE CANT GIVE ME A HAND JOB.

[sumthingelse19]

lmao this bitch is weird

[ntherewas1]

they look a bit too pale for me...healthy? not really...

[elemental12345678900]

so a hand job is out of the question?

[akaRubyHeart]

I can believe she wears gloves, but I don't believe for one minute she doesn't use her hands when she's home alone. Just imagine trying to not use your hands at all, every day, all day long (except for waving them around in that embarrassing way). Not likely! She can sweep, mop, vacuum, fold laundry... lots of housework can be done that won't endanger her wonderful hands. Sheesh!

[IReallyMissCybertron]

LMAO this is hilarious.  Oh my god how some people can be so deluded and useless catered by other people's personality...

[ericown]

she doesn't masturbate?

[j66017]

Oh shut up stupid woman.!

[nimergas80]

poor stupid woman...

[cballew57]

But will they blend? Lets hope so!

[OoNatureOo]

Rofl, so many fucked up people in this world.

[NirNiroYanay]

she kind a sick women

[hokkypro]

but my 5-inches don't make me a damn living..

[walterkeathley]

What the hell is this? Is this a real report? I mean this woman is in love with her hand, apparently she Jills Off often.

[DickOPlenty]

they'll do a piece on a fucking nutty hand model but won't cover the bilderberg meeting! omfg lmao

[DickOPlenty]

"great" moments in journalism......0_o

[lenarox]

if she doesn't stop stroking her hand lovingly, i'm gonna freak out.

[namemydoglola]

Shes loony

[MrFolette]

Oh wow, I thought this was some kind of parody. This lady is for real??

[DickOPlenty]

@MrFolette "I thought this was some kind of parody." what's worse is that cbs news thinks this is worth covering lol

[radrider82]

Sure as hell can't use that face for modeling.

[wHeRzElAnE]

Her hands look good naked? o_O

[PoutinePete]

I wonder if she went to University?

[hilyuri]

But cmon, cmon.... Wouldn't you guys love to have the opportunity of choping one of her fingers off?

[greengrass720]

I just want to know who wipes her butt?

[coolsteve1985]

@greengrass720 LOL Shit if she paid me $1000 I would do it! LOL

[manicmuffin]

I think she's totally snapped because besides hand modeling, WHAT ELSE DOES SHE DO? Nothing. She's basically denied herself of any chance of true happiness since she can't have any fulfilling hobby (since those generally require touching things), she probably doesn't even hold hands with her husband because she's so obsessed with keeping her hands blemish free (she knows that Photoshop has been invented, right?). Just sit around and look at her own hands striking poses. I'd go crazy, too.

[squarecracker]

I would be willing to bet she makes 40K in a good year. High in end fashion models might make 60k for a big job, hand models might make 5k a day for a big client, but their jobs are so few and far between its ridiculous, its no way to live. This bitch is embellishing but the media eats it up, I imagine these corny interviews make up a good portion of her income for the last few years. I have shit hands, but I booked my first hand job for Marlboro in an Asian campaign a few weeks ago.

[jdnation]

SHE MUST KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT THE NEXT NINTENDO CONSOLE!!!

THREATHEN HER HANDS SO SHE TALKS!!!!

[coolwhip90210]

Bat.Shit.Crazy.

[myankelevich]

Creepy for sure, single, most likely...

[andreajoynt]

@myankelevich

Actually, she's married. But, as I heard in another interview, she has a 'no below the elbow' rule and the first time he was allowed to hold her hand was their wedding day. Crazy, eh?

[cubanita921]

wooooow very disturbing!

[gumbiscool]

yea, and I can make a full time living off about...... 7.5 inches

[NikaRiots]

Most people are pretty amazed that I can also make a full-time living off, about 5 inches.

[shinychexmix]

ok so i get that she has to be really careful with her hands, so stop making fun of her for that, but was stroking them that much the whole time really necessary?

[TheMandarklaughs]

i bet her hands talk to her O.o

[ShinRyuAmiYuniTsuki]

i just wanna slap some dirt on her hands

[mureedahmad]

I can feel her hands around my cock, squeezing ever so gently...

[ghreed1]

@mureedahmad and then ripping it off because she is batshit insane

[mureedahmad]

@ghreed1 I'd like her to try her best... I dont think she has the strength needed to actually 'rip' it off, but I can picture her right now, trying, over and over and over, to rip it off... mmmm... feels so good...

WHAT ELSE IS A FUCKING HAND-MODEL FOR????

[silentFATAL]

Hey, my hands radiate.



[danubis077]

No having fun in life.... looks like im not going to be hand model!

[tfwitmer]

This is so damn disturbing. I think she needs to be on the show about strange diseases.

[luiz127]

some pornstars make a living off 5 inches

jus' sayin

[helllajennifer]

so stupid. i would like to slap her

[macpatrick4]

This woman is all kinds of crazy

[gavnastyyy]

What a creepazoid!

[marianosman]

One of the things I enjoy in life is opening cans or packages that someone is having trouble with. Life must suck for her.

[Resevil]

I wonder if she has ever worked with J.P. Prewitt...

[ytrewQwerty]

so she is basically useless?

[yusufsheth]

wat

[nfnkalyan]

this bitch is crazy.

[RobertUng]

She is eye fucking her own hands

[mcattack86]

i wonder how much she charges for a hand job...

[trashley3000]

MOST ANNOYING WOMAN

[triphendrix]

ALSO with photoshop these days, couldn't you just use anyone's hand and remove the imperfections?

[triphendrix]

bitch be crazy

[tskilove]

Stop fkn touching ur handz ur freakazoid byatch

[Fivyrn0rz]

She seems crazy.

[ClubPenguincpFan]

She seems nice, but...really annoying the way she pets her hands, and at the end! Well...... a for effort.

[Evankk]

i dont know what she's talking about, she has ugly hands

[fenway41fan]

her hands look normal to me.......

[EIZvideos]

2:30 it just gets weird... hahaha

[KVkarro]

I am wondering how she do her busines in toilet with no using hands??