1 Dozen Classic Yo Mamma Jokes for your Mom on Mother's Day

[DarkDestroyer2400]

your mama so old that when i tapped her on the back one of her titi's feel down

[tonyfamous]

Yo Momma so fat, her blood pressure has a comma in it. Also works for Cholesterol.

[leatherface5606]

yo mamma so dumb she thought a dirtbike was a bike made out of dirt

yo mamma so dumb she thought ice cream was cream frozen in ice cubes

yo mamma so fat she went to the bus stop and the driver said hey there is another bus on the sidewalk, what bad driving

[RandomTechUniversity]

Yo mama so ugly, hello kitty said bye to her

Your so ugly, that when your mom dropped you off at school, the police fined her for littering.

[Nicki56782]

Yo mama so fat the equator is her belt.

Yo mama so fat she had to purchase TWO airplane tickets.

Yo mama so fat when God said: ''Let there be light'', he had to move her out of the way.

Yo mama so fat when she sat on a pig it turned in to bacon.

Yo mama so fat when she was in the elavator she HAD to go down.

[33jjrp]

yo mamma so country, she thought an elevater was her moble home

yo mamma so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out

yo mamma so stiupid, she sold her car for gas money

yo mamma so fat, when she sat on a dallar bill a buger popped outa george washingtons nose

[DaROFLBigMac]

yo mama so old, her breastmilk is now powder :D

[MRKILLALLNOOBS]

Yo mamma so poor she made a gmail account just so she could eat the SPAM

[spongebob3167]

ya moma so old she sat next to gee sis crise 3rd grade. ya moma so fat she went to burger king saw the big burger on top and said i want to order that one. yo moma so stupid she put a quarter on both ears and said i am listening to 50 cent. ya moma teeth so yellow the sun said dus this mean im fired?. ya moma so poor she kicked dust said im moving. ya moma so poor she had to pay the rent to live with a bomb under the free way ya moma so ugly freddy cooger got scared. those are my funniest jokes

[1202Taylor]

yo mama so fat when a school bus full of white people went by she yelled 'stop my twinkie'

[sabrina12345678ful]

Yo mamma is so fat whaen she was born she gave the hospital stretch marks

[SaraahR13]

Yo mama is so fat they asked her to guard the Gryffindor tower.

[dyvkeen]

Yo mama is so dumb, that i can't even watch this stupid video.

[TGdownthestreet]

oh ya! just what i needed some ur mom jokes! did i mention i love ur mom.......0_0

[glastonburymartin]

yo moma is so fat that when she dived into a smimming pool it rained in africa.

[tyzillatv]

Ur momma so fat i slaped her on the ass and road the wave

[MrOhyeah1999]

yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gas money

[DrMad36000vr]

Yo mamma so stupid, when she went to mc donalds she made a happy meal sad!

[hairstyle24]

Your mama's so fat, she skydived I her blue dress and all the kids yell, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling." Your mama so stupid, she wore her bathing suit to the lakers game. Your mama's so old I was looking through her yearbook and i sw Jesus for the first time

[Peri1one]

Yo moma is so old she was gang banging with the hewbrews

Yo moma is so old she took her drivers license on a dinosaur

Yo moma is so fat she irons her pants on the freeway

Yo moma is so fat she gets a family discount at disney world

Yo mom is so stupid she got happy when she heard her aids test cam back positive!

Yo mom is so tupid she got stabbed in a shoot out

[sporeepicness]

yo mamma sougly she makes happy meal sad yo momma so fat when she went to space they discovered ma new panet 10X bigger den da sun

[88fwan]

yo mama is so fat, that when she sat on your iphone, she created ipad.

[hipofromhell]

Yo mumma is so fat she didn't need the Internet because she was already world wide.

Yo mumma so ugly she even made a happy meal cry.

[Lollishdude]

yo mam is so stupid she put paper on the tv and called it pay-per-view

yo mama is stupid she went to the burger shop and said "do you sell any furniture here"

yo mama is so fat that when i went round her i got lost

[pantero99]

yo mama is so poor she used cherrios as earings

[pantero99]

yo mama is so fat we lost 4 days of sunlight

[DragonLink007]

yo mamas so stupid she needed a GPS to find her belly button.

yo mamas so fat and white that the sun lost his job.

yo mamas so ugly that when god said "let there be light" he was talking about you.

yo mamas so stupid that when her dad said it was chilly outside she took a spoon with her

[theretard3d]

yo mama is so hairy that when u were born u got 3 degree rug burns

[moonable1]

Most of these jokes are cute! :)

[TheSamibean]

Your mommas so stupid she went to the dentsit 4 bluetooth

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the air and gt stuck

Your mommas so fat she sat on a rainbow and pooped out skittles

[TekWolfy]

I have two dads, so mum jokes don't work on me.

[rebirth0011]

@TekWolfy O-o

[TekWolfy]

@rebirth0011

I was born in a test tube.

[UndeadXGaming1]

your mom is so old she got cheats for wii fit

[DaDarkLegends]

Yo mamma teeth so yellow when she smiled cars slow down.

Yo mamma so black when she went to night school they counted her absent.

Yo mama so fat when she turned around they threw her a welcome back party.

[MrZombiefacekillah]

Yo mama's so fat the picture I took of her on Christmas is still printing.

[Xxxawesomeangelkitty]

yo mamma so stupid, when i asked her to tell me a dirty joke and she told me a joke about a kid who never had a bath

[Iamwolf134]

yo momma's so mad and teary that she'd make Chris Crocker look relatively tame.

[cantth1nk0fanam33]

You momma so old, in school when they were teaching history, there was no history

[TheFASHIONESTAS2244]

Yo mama is so fat the govermet uses her to protect the Mexican Boarder..HAHAHA LOL THUMBS UP

[ryanhiga3]

yo mamma so fat when she saw a school bus full of white kids she said "damn catch that twinkie!"

[motavicmar]

Yo mamma so fat, when she walks by the street on yellow shirt, people say "TAXI"

[BubbaJohnkeller]

yo mamma's so pretty, she eats flowers for breakfast. :3 ... well that was okward

[jwats1100]

Yo mamma so fat, She makes Peter Griffin look skinny.

[Jus7Rare]

YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE HAS TOO CREEP UP ON THE MIRRO

[Videogamerdaryll]

OMG that's hilarious

[TheShadowRealms]

Yo moma's so black she needed white gloves to get hersheys!

[TheShadowRealms]

@TheShadowRealms Yo moma is so fking ugly when she went outside a guy said"FUCKIN SHIOT ITS HALLOWEEN ALRDY?!?FUCK MAN

[TheShadowRealms]

@TheShadowRealms Yo moma is so fkin poor when she was kicking a can of sprite around the street some shithead asked"Wutcha doing?" ur mum said"Moving my house dumbfuck" (too long)

[TheMixter123]

Yo mama so stupid she thought this joke was like ROFL funny

[hugoor01]

your mama is so dumb she tried to steal free samples

[hugoor01]

your mama is so black she cant go in white castle (im not racist its just a joke peolple!!!!!)

[hugoor01]

your mama is so fat the last time she seen 90210 (the tv show) was on a scale

[MyMslautner]

@hugoor01 LOL OMG yo mamma so black she went to africa they said waka waka the queen is back

[SERGEda3RD]

Your mother so fat i tried to swerve out the way so i dont run her over and i ran outta gas

[SavannaElizabeautyy]

Your momma is so hairy, the only language she speaks is Wuki...

[xDevinMedinax]

Your mamm's so fat, when she walks out side people say, 'hey your fat'

[happyzombie707]

YO MAMMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE SHAVED HER LEGS THE HIPPYS SAID "DONT CUT DOWN TE AMAZON RAINFOREST"

[alex35946]

your mama's so fat her belt size is the equator

[nicolas555539]

yo mamas so ghetto she got locked in a freezer and got a sunburn

[ruckafan555]

Yo mama so ugly she maid a blind kid cry

Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and was charged with public indecentcey

Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a pay check

[ashtain991]

@ruckafan555 yo mamma is so stupid i told her. her birthday is just around the corner and she went lookin for it

[SuperStarMia]

yo mamas so fat when she entered a swimming contest they said srry no boats aloud

[Ihavetourettes13]

Yo mammas so poor she hangs her underwear out to dry

[Vid3oJo3]

Yo' mama so dumb they fired the B!TCH from the M&M factory 'cause she kept throwing away the W's.

[JoBoMano]

YO MOMMAS SO WIDE PPLE CALLED HER NIAGRAFALLS! XD

[NeeNeeGoHard98]

Yo momma so poor I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom & she said "Pick a corner." :P

[yoimdansta23]

This is My JOKE: Yo Mama So Dumb She Thaught The Weed In The Garden Was The Proper Drug

[R4nd0m3ffect1]

Yo mama is so fat it takes a 10 foot stick to touch her heart...

[EboniiPaigee]

yo mama so frisky she makes austin powers look like a preist with a purity ring ;)

[drgniodz]

yo mama's so hairy that even harry potter got jealous

[prankmaster06070]

yo mama so stupid she thought she could put m&ms in abc order

[mancityrock011]

Yo mamas so ugly she has to sneak up to mirrors.

[MsSammyBieber]

Aha. Funny (:

[xxXIndigochicaXxx]

Yo mama so poor, when I went over to her house and lit a match, the cockroaches started singin "Clap yo hands, stomp yo feet, praise the lord cause we got heat"

[darkgamer76]

YO MOMMA SO DUMB SHE KILLS HER HUSBAND TO SEE THAT FIRST LOVE NEVER DIES

[justcallmeassinine]

Your mother is so fat she has more Chin's than the Shanghai yellow pages !

[Dixie233]

your mum is so fat that when i drove round her i had to stop for petrol

[tacostotherescue126]

Yo mama's so stupid she tripped over s cordless phone

[smile3587]

Yo momma so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

[dakillerkid808]

YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE GRAB TWO BATTERIES AND STICK IT UP HER ASS AND SAID I GOT THE POWER

[SuperDeathsmurf]

Jo mama so stupid she thought this joke was funny

[onixtheone]

yo mamma so fat when she passed by the tv i missed one whole season of the simpsons

[robertottc]

ur mums so ugly that even cilit wouldnt bang her

[slimrulez21]

yo momma so fat dora cant explor her

yo momma so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what wuz on the other side

yo momma so fat chuck norris roundhoused her and twinkies came out

yo momma so nasty she makes quagmire the 40 year old virgin

yo momma is like a platnium rapper she wrapped 1 billion burritos

yo momma so short she died falling off the curb of your drive way

yo momma so poor when i saw her kicking a can i ask what yo doing? she said moving :)

[javon05232]

@slimrulez21 its not when i saw her kicking a CAN its when i saw her kicking a BOX just saying but they were funny

[randomairsoft4]

Yo mama so dumb that u can't even make a joke for it

[ilovejoshramsaysexi]

Yo momma so ugly she makes an onion cry

[ilovejoshramsaysexi]

Yo Momma.... End Of Story, Yo momma so stupid when she went to the bar and the bartender said drinks are on the house she went and got a latter,Yo Momma So Fat When She Jumped for joy she was stuck,Yo momma so fat when she jumped...wait she cant jump,Yo momma so hairy that when you were born you got rug burn.

[MrWilsee]

yo mamas so stupid.......thats it

[watchoutfool39]

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a convertible while the to was down

[fatboykillz]

Ha, good ones. Who told you them? Yo mama?

[UsherIglesias]

Yo Momma is so fat that when she dives into the water, Titanic flies up to the sky

[UsherIglesias]

@UsherIglesias Yo Momma is so fat that when she's about to vacuum clean the living room, you're missing a whole tv program

[PichuIsMyFavorite]

Yo Momma's so stupid she goes shopping for birthday suits! Lol I made that up myself. Yo Momma's so ugly frankenstein dresses up as her for Halloween

[Model1337s]

yo momma so fat even dora cant explore her

[cocopink98]

yo mamma so fat that when she wants a water bed she puts a blanket over the ocoen

yo mamma so hairy that when he walks down the street people think shes chubacas wife !!!!!!!! its not very good the last 1 :D

[Pikachu2517]

yo mama so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass & said i got the power!!!!

[jezze505]

yo mamma so ghetto she put on an air conditinor and put glasses on thought thats cool

[gbaabi123]

yo momma so stupid she thought dunkin doughnuts was a basketball team lol thts stupid but makes sense hahaha

[blessed8300]

-when you asked yo mama wat u haveing for dinner she open her legs and say catfish.

[darkgamer76]

yo momma so fat even dora can't explore her

[Model1337s]

@darkgamer76 no fucking way that was my joke douchebag stop copying me you must go to my school or something cause I seriously made that up

[darkgamer76]

@Model1337s COPYING YOU? ARE YOU DUMB DO YOU THINK YOUR THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS THAT JOKE? SERIOUSLY DUDE GET SOME FUCKING BRAIN

[Lifex0xDeath]

yo mama so fat when she sat on walmart they had a rollback

[mightymouth19]

Yo Mama's so ugly, Justin Bieber cried.

[meridgey]

yo momma is so fat her ass hole is a black hole sucking in all light.

[habs29bball]

your momma is so stupid that after church she tries to call god.

your mom is so fat she uses Saturn-V as her dildo

your mom is so fat after every ride the vehicule needs a safety check

your mom is so dumb she washes her drugs to make sure its clean

your mom is so hairy that after your birth you were rugburned

your mom is so fat she makes king kong look like a pube

your mom is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone

[jejdan12]

ur mama is so fat while givin birth she was eatin kfc

[beastbox2]

lol



[theconnor7890]

Yo mama so fat, the only thing stopping her from Jenny craige is the door.

[AdeelAA21]

yo mamas so fat she has to wake up in sections

yo mamas so fat shes in two different time zones

yo mamas so fat when space saw her making out with the sea,she was declared a new planet!

[shmellhole]

yo muma sso ugly she made an onion cry

[BAKER1086]

yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money

[flowertracks890]

Yo momma so fat that she went to the beach and the whales started singing we are family lmao

[tazmaller]

Yo mama is so sluty that she doesnt know how to use her feet cause shes on her knees all the time

[E2kawaii218]

yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put m&ms in alphabetical order

[kirkleighsmom]

yo momma's so fat to get her through a door we have to put butter on the side and put a twinkie on the other side

[simonsevillelover211]

your mama so fat she tried to go through the worlds largest door and only her bellybutton got through

[imsohot887]

i have mamma jokes better then these i like these though

[culispro]

ur momma so fat that when she swan in the ocean she caused japan

[RIPSHANECROSSFOREVER]

@culispro fail at being humerous

[T00L1995]

yo mamas like a vaccum cleaner, she sucks, she blows, and gets laid in the closet.

[cj2dabj]

Yo mamas so old, She babysat for Jesus.

yo mamas so fat, jabba the hut said DANNNNNG

yo mamas so old, she knew Mr clean with his afro

yo mamas like a basketball hoop, everyone gets a shot

yo mamas so dumb, she tried to put m&ms in alphabetical order

yo mama is so poor her tv has only 1 c hannel, on and off

yo mamas like a telephone, even a baby can pick her up

Thumbs up for the yo mama jokes people.

[supersignupman]

@cj2dabj u just copied that from the top ten yo mama jokes

[cj2dabj]

@supersignupman No i didn't, maybe they have used them but I didnt copy, thanks for trying to point that out though

[supersignupman]

@cj2dabj oh ok if u havent just was sensing copyright

[DrWhoFreak100]

your momma so stupid she failed a survey

[SpainsCorruption]

@DrWhoFreak100 eh

[DrWhoFreak100]

@SpainsCorruption a survey is a questionare about yourself

[SpainsCorruption]

@DrWhoFreak100 i kno what is is. just the joke wasn't that good

[DrWhoFreak100]

@SpainsCorruption if she failed a survey, it means she doesnt know anything about herself. thats what makes her so stupid. get it now?

[SpainsCorruption]

@DrWhoFreak100 i've understood the joke the first time, it isn't that funny period

[DrWhoFreak100]

@SpainsCorruption why are you complaining anyway?

[SpainsCorruption]

@DrWhoFreak100 why are yu still riding on the subject, this whole thing could have ended after my first comment

[DrWhoFreak100]

@SpainsCorruption oh yeah sure. im not gonna reply to "eh" when ive said a good yo momma joke am i. trying to avoid the question are you?: why are you complaining anyway?

[SpainsCorruption]

@DrWhoFreak100 dude, i'm not complaining just using my american given rite of freedom of speech, and yu did reply to "eh" if yu hadn't we wouldn't be "talkin" rite now

[DrWhoFreak100]

@SpainsCorruption i know i replyed to "eh". i was just being sarcastic. ever heard of it?

[SpainsCorruption]

@DrWhoFreak100 i know what sarcasm is, i use it all the time. however i find it hard to tell sarcasm from normal tone unless the word emphasized in sarcasm was in all caps. now i am done talking in this pointless conversation.

[DrWhoFreak100]

@SpainsCorruption ahaha youre just embarrest. anyway yeah im done too, bye!

[carsonandsteven]

yo momma's so ugly she made an onion cry!

yo momma's so old when she brestfeeds milkpowder comes out

yo mommas so old she sat behind jesus on preschool

[carsonandsteven]

yo momma's so ugly she made an onion cry!

[plantsvszombie1234]

@InfKillstreak I WAS TRYING TO HAVE SOME DAMN FUN SO STOP SAYING I`M A FUCKING ASS HOLE ON ALL THE YO MAMA JOKES I DO OK SO I`M NOT THAT GOOD SOME PEOPLE ARE NOT AS GOOD AT YOU FUCK

[66Metallicaman66]

@InfKillstreak Un-fucking called for...

[tonyfamous]

Yo momma so fat she sweats Mountain Dew.

[sexybluepig]

@tonyfamous

OFFENSIVE!!!

[BlowUpNickJr]

Yo momma so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said, "TO BE CONTINUED"

[RMxXChrissyXxRM]

@InfKillstreak Wow your stupid.

My English sucks when you speak the same ya jabronie

[livingmyteenagedream]

yo mamma so fat she got more chins than a chinese phonebook

yo mamma so poor when you walk in her front door ur in in the backyard

[yugiohabridgedman123]

Yo mamma is like a sim card. First she's virgin then she's Pay as you go. OH!

[JesseOnYT]

Your mama's so fat that when she went to space the was no space .

[JesseOnYT]

Your mama's so fat that dora can't even explore her .

[JesseOnYT]

Your mama's so fat when she jumped in the ocean all the whales jump out singing " We are family, even though you fatter then me ! " .

[plantsvszombie1234]

your mama so fat when she did some jumping jacks a kid in china yelled

EARTHQUAKE

yo mama so ugly she made a blind man say damn

your mama so ugly she terned Medusa to stone

your mama so poor i sat on a trash can and she yelled GET OFF MT ROOF

your mama so old when she farts she farts out dust

[BurntPieSketches]

Yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than the bakery

[mschao23]

yo mommas so fat when she goes on the internet, shes already world wide!

[30proYaY]

yo mamma is so stupid she got fired at a m&m factory for throwing out all the w&ws

[animefreakskyler]

Yo mamma is so old that she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade

Yo mamma's bellybotten doesn't have lint it has sweaters

Yo mamma is so old her birth certificate says expired

[Katindabox]

Yo mamma so fat, her blood type is RAGU!

[MIszUnDerstoods2]

yo moma so scary, wen she walked intu a honted houz she kame out wiff an aplication

[frank9001000]

yo mamma so fat she went on a scale and it said 1 at a time

[oziel8738]

yo mama so fat that i confused her for that cow

[tonyfamous]

Yo momma so stupid that when her batteries die she has a funeral.

[guitarg0d2010]

your mamma so fat she's got more ripples than the corner shop

your mamma so fat that she broke the famlie tree

[guitarg0d2010]

your mamma so fat she's got more ripples than the corner shop

[Puccafan812170]

Your momma is so fat, when she sat on the rainbow, Skittles popped out

Your momma is so poor, when you asked her why she was kicking a can across the street, she said she was moving.

Your momma is so hairy, Chewbacca called her "Mommy!!"

[wolfclanwillpwnyouLO]

your mama is so fat when she sat on the toilet it said 123 abc get your fat ass off of me

[raykaydicko1]

yo mommas house is so dirty,the hoovers got mud gaurds

your mommas so fat when she fell over and cut her leg gravy came out

[badboy3323]

the last one should be Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired

[pokelord12]

@badboy3323 yo mama so old her birth certificate says 1

[RMxXChrissyXxRM]

Yo mama so dumb she called 911 bc mcdownalds ran outta chicken nuggets

Yo moma so ugly she gave freddy coger some night mares

Yo moma so fat when she went to the super bowl, she bearly fit in the bowl but broke it.

Yo moma so poor she toook food from a homeless person

Yo moma so dirty, when she thought it was holloween she gave cavideess a dises rofl thumbs up if u liek mine 1 mor

yo moma husband so weak when i was gonna fight him he called his RAT'' to hold me bak from him and he ran rof

[IdBeTrollinShit]

Yo momma so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out of it

Yo momma so old she owes jesus 3 bucks

yo momma so fucked up that she tried to have an abortion it failed and you came out.

[tonyfamous]

Yo momma is so poor the box she lives in got repossessed.