David Letterman - Apple iPad Top Ten List

[siren7193]

202 people bought an iPad

[ryan97ish]

1:57 oh what the hell

[1TheCLAW]

this guys funny, he should have his own show

[whereSR]

coming 2015 iTable

[eyewitness88]

It's funny coz the hype about Apple products is just RIDICULOUS!

[timster456]

i swear isn't the ipad just an enlarged version of an ipod touch

[BenSanders]

@timster456

with 3g capability, yes

[bajholster]

Licking pads... really?

[unipangma]

@bajholster ...nom nom nom...

[ACartinez]

i wrote this comment while this stupid ad played

[regiergal]

lol you're buying a family ;)

i laughed

[holymasteric]

why do people find this funny? or any of this top ten for that matter

[fallingup90]

Apple should make an app that prevents online ads FOREVER!

[TheWhyRemember]

no reason arrest . newsvine . com

[misterjakemczilla]

Apparently he can't read because it says the word "cancel." Needs new glasses I guess

[stevenvega206]

WRECKEDDDDD!!!!! 2:45

[Atisz2]

David Letterman truly is the best. He should have been the spokesperson for iPad.

[i8hy6e3]

PC is best. I don't use even mobile phone.

[salem36as]

0:01

[salem36as]

pres 0:00 to skip add

[zerapietn]

Follow my profile and win iPad 2.

[Hatim8812]

He broke his iPad :S

[CanadianChronic2121]

@idymface

why would i buy one after i just finished saying how shitty it was ? lol

[Rw7451]

What a failure of a FAD to grab your money.

lol @ "#3 Is it a bad sign no one can explain what the hell it is?"

[CanadianChronic2121]

1. It's very slow & laggy , Bad server connections

2. It is impossible to use without getting a neck cramp.

3. It is easier to break than any other computer in the world.

4. The touch screen is very sticky & doesn't co-operate half the time.

5. The server is constantly going down

6. For 1/3 of the price , you can buy a computer with 100x more space & a way faster server.

7. You need a backpack to carry it on you.

8. It is traceable

9. The warrentee only lasts 1 year.

10. Its a waste of money.

[randypeugh]

@CanadianChronic2121

Wow. The server is constantly going down?? The warranty only lasts a year? The touch screen is very sticky?? You don't understand iPads or computers, you dumb ass!

[john21587]

@CanadianChronic2121 I couldn't agree with you more, I mean Jesus it doesn't even have any plug ins except a pain in the ass charger, plus you pay more money to get it with wifi and a sim card or it will just come with wifi OH OH and the connection sucks at ALL TIMES, i thank god that i didn't get it.(the reason i know this is because my cousins got it and i am forced to log in the internet with them on it because they don't have a computer)

[Drake14161337]

It's funny how someone popular makes an opinion so everyone follows it without reason.

[MacNerdsTV]

Tech UNsavy

[Punkdude561]

0:00



[MeLoNhEadSeb]

Old people + Modern technology = fail

[JakexGaming]

@MeLoNhEadSeb that is totally true

[MeLoNhEadSeb]

@JakexGaming lol you should see my nan tryna play call of duty xD

[greatnessofepic]

@MeLoNhEadSeb My Grandpa Has A Mac And Knows How To Work EVERYTHING

[MeLoNhEadSeb]

@greatnessofepic That's because it's a Mac

[femalerobotchicken]

OMG O_O all day today i kept hearing this odd noiseand it scared me cause i thought my pc was like glitching or something

....i just realized its the audio from the ad for planet of the apes T_T

[nomonotonous]

i never buy whatever popular

[surpluslimbs]

192 people prefer Dell over Apple

[qwertyguy76]

i do not like the ipad, its not very professional as it is a more of a play thing. you simply cannot bring it to some business and expect it to be helpful. a tablet should at least be able to open word documents and edit them and be productive.

[dixxjamm]

I won't debate if this was funny or not (question of taste), but the thing that is undisputable is that it is a corporate shameless promotion of a product, and a what a dumb product that is. How the hell is someone suppose to laugh at sarcasm and punchlines about something that you yourself endorse like a corporate whore?

[mykthegemini]

Wat the fuk is rong with this guy it works much mor easy than wat he makes it seem

[linkmaster77]

he was holding it upside-down and pressing the lock button with the desk. hes an old man. he needs to retire.

[fretboardoverload]

The tech geek in me cringes every time he touches that thing.

[HabituallyObsessed]

So Letterman couldn't even handle the iPad now. He's really too old to be sleeping with interns.

[transexuality]

ipad is so no no! right if u watch a 1hrs 40 minutes film there, are u hold it like that? or put it in ur lap and looking down the whole hour? silly, but i love ipod

[acebunny17]

alt + f4 to skip ads

[imdnrz]

i cant imagine what he makes of ipad 2

[MAVSROCK1995]

His top ten lists are always epic!

[namelesssavage]

so has anyone figured out what it is yet?

[rhylin26]

Steve Jobs probably fired whoever gave him one.

[Blizzardnz]

no iPads were harmed in the making of this video

[reichmarshall]

The setup was twice as long as the list! Not that I'm complaining...

[shariffahmbm]

OMG!! how can he do that to a $1000++ ipad!! i want one!! if he doesn't like it, why must criticize??????

[predoje]

i cant beleive, ads on youtube... i quit...

[kingson75]

@predoje its 15-20 seconds...stfu

[predoje]

@kingson75 men this is internet not television. I watch vodeos on youtube because there wasnt ads...

[kingson75]

@predoje yeah, but if there werent ads then their would be no way to pay for this huge site, and im sure as hell not paying money for youtube

[samuelflower]

David and his audience are a bunch of technophobe, creepy dinosaurs who need to go away. Technology is the way of the future and these old farts need to retire and let the young progress! I hate ole people!

[MrSasparilla]

3:00 stupid americans censoring words... Like there's anyone who didn't know he said balls/penis or scrotum. What's the point if everyone knows what he meant?

[muXize]

dont they say that youtube never has made any profit? bullcrap

[PyreCraft]

That was a funny advertisement lol

[Time4thaPerkulator]

shameless advertising...

[KingBrenn]

And the number one reason youtube is being sued....The dislike button

[MrDCG123]

183 people didn't pee last night.

[deathofmyheadinmycoc]

iWait 

[Leflore2]

old people lol

[EtyleN]

im still waitin for iHooker

[bubble5683]

0:00

your welcome :)



[KeTeVemCovers]

iPeed' lol

[kareldezoonvanbennie]

2:42 i think i'll use the old 5" by 7" card ...

Ow yeah ? Do you also prefer fire if you need light instead of a light bulb ?

[tasha26100]

lmao ur buying a family

[pixelles10]

last night Ipeed :))

[sparkowitz1]

What the hell is it? An enormous Iphone.

[paulthehanna]

@sparkowitz1

Nope, doesn't have a phone in it =P

[TheMichaelRN]

@sparkowitz1 enormous ipod touch

[AllAppleAllDay]

I was cringing when he kept hitting it. Someone adopt that poor iPad :(

[bigkula1]

The guy in the band should just shut the hell up

[hassan20050]

However,he bought one.

[charmingasalways]

I don't know my life would be so much worse without an ipad...

[Bearlizard777]

iHouse

[LOLOMGZZZZZ]

Letterman is such a faggot

[slapshot68]

its just a iphone on steriods, my tablet is way better,

[T77406]

HAHA LMAO, he doesn't even know how to slide it.

[JCDameano]

2:05 - remind anyone else of Zoolander?

[MrMarcel2605]

You´re buying a family... =D

[badguy66626]

i might buy this for the hot plate...

[charmingasalways]

@getyourfreeipadhere  I think it's something else to throw in the trash when you're moving...

[cwongchung]

HAHA, ill be with you in a minute! *whipe*whipe*lick*

[BrendanIsCool]

@NishaPizzi834 faggot spam ad faggot queer mother lover

[kaiismartiies]

LOL, I was drinking when he said "Last Night IPeed."

Note to self, don't drink when watching Letterman...

[TheHbombboogie]

Letterman is like Monty Python, and either you get that brand of comedy or you don't...I love comedy, and Dave Letterman is an extremely funny guy to me

[ftwd3893]

@TheHbombboogie Couldn't have said it better myself.

[acebunny17]

@TheHbombboogie But I hate monty python,they are boring as shit,but I do find letterman funny,why is that?

[olier1]

@acebunny17

You are to stupid to understand english sense of humour

[acebunny17]

@olier1 lol now that was a good joke :) come on,we all know english humour is the most obvious sense of humour in the world,and only liked by yanks and you brits

[kidovate]

This dude is a fucking idiot, but the people that watch his show are from the older generation so they are just as stupid about this stuff.....

[smoshshanejustine]

YOUR HOLDING IT UPPSIDEOWN so your pressing the sleep botton

[ageofempires619]

copy and paste this 12 times to get rid of ads! stop the ads!

[operationcwaI789789]

173 idiots bought this shitty product

[zTsCz]

shut the fuck up weird guy with glasses

[CasanovaPockets]

Thumbs up if 0:01 didn't work for you..

[spikedavid64]

@CasanovaPockets stop begging for thumbs up you lame.

[CasanovaPockets]

@spikedavid64 I said please ?

[CasanovaPockets]

@spikedavid64 I just wanted to know If I was the only one it didn't work for.

I forgot I even left that lol Thanksz for reminding me.

[takethepot]

@CasanovaPockets I just watched it on cbs.com. It's funny though, since it was the advertisement that messed it up. If the ad wasn't there, it would've worked perfectly. Youtube screwed youtube. :-) Oh well.

[TheWorldofVideoGames]

@CasanovaPockets Thumbs up if you use Adblock Plus.

[bobsmith1127]

so much for easy to use

[ohiolover92]

2:55

[szeddezs]

tired of reading comments bitching about ads?

well, say no more and just click 'like' if you're not a complete douchebag who cant figure out how to install a simple ad-block plugin into your web browser.

[veyronman]

@szeddezs haha seriously

[MarkioProductions]

yay for makin fun of the iPad:P

[chris978820]

Apples next big invention will be a single dot when placed on your ass it increases the brain power that many apple fans are lacking. this future idea may increase popularity of Apple after being destroyed by Google and all their android phones.

[789123456789]

i hate the ipad, but an ipad with a letterman? sign me up!!!

[loyer258]

@sagax04 @airwolf100 both your country suck.

[airwolf100]

@sagax04 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA ah now looks whos talking about new technology lol you guys over there when you see a 10mbps line you open your eyes and mouth like you saw some thing from another planet hehehehe right here in my home i got 100mbps line and at work over 400mbps line speed and i get copies and test the new technology even before you hear about it kid so go back to your mom mad kid.

[airwolf100]

@sagax04 OMG you did it again haaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahah so mad and funny with your caps on!! hehehe you're so stupid exactly as i thought, am not from america stupid mad kid hehe i wish i can catch you so i could open your filthy head and hook up your brain to my pc and reprogram it to a monkey brain! hahahahaha that would be even more fun, then you can go back to your mom and pee on your IPAD lol. I cant wait for your next reply to laugh coz i am saving more text for you hehehehe.

[airwolf100]

@sagax04 Aaah look whos back lol the funny mad guy hehehehe for your information i work with PCs and technology every day and i tested all apple shi t , who cares about you and your mad parents no body even talked to you you just came here and put your nose in the middle and made ppl laugh on you hahahahaha and you keep making the ppl laugh every time you post a commet so thanks lol now go back to your mom maybe you show her some good school work so she buy you a new apple product hahahahahaha!

[airwolf100]

@sagax04 MOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA man you are really stupid person, really sad ppl like i wish i can help you to get over your self, you just described your self and now i feel more sorry for you lol. Do you want an apple product??? maybe that would cheer you up a little hehehehe go ask your mom she will buy you one hahahahahaha, oh but no watch out maybe your mom is a sick mad person like you lol she will yell at you hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa man i cant stop laughing your comments makes ppl laugh lol

[ciainthehouse]

How is it i got an american commercial and i live in europe ??

[airwolf100]

@sagax04 I just feel sorry for mad ppl like you lol is that all you got? say the word 'poor' thats all you got to piss the ppl off? really sad hehehe. And for your information lets say am poor so what? its not shame i rather be a poor person than crazy mad person like your self its ppl like you who should be ashamed of them selves coz they think they own the world and laugh on poor ppl!!! really shame on you.

[airwolf100]

@sagax04 Just go and put any apple product in your a ss then you will relax hahahahaha! and again APPLE SUCKS :)

[airwolf100]

@sagax04 AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! you're so funny you know that, why are you mad huh??? who talked to you or asked what YOU think every one has an openion and I SAY APPLE SUCKS BIG TIME so deal with it.

[QTRRRRRR]

I Will Never Buy Anything That is On A Commercial On YouTube So Stop

[xIMissYou1609x]

"You're not buying an unnecessary device, you're buying a family" gets me everytime, and "Here's Karen, and here's the twins.."

[Aniusiax1]

Get an iPad for New Year!

For 2011 Apple has a crazy offer. You can register and if you're picked you will be contacted and recieve your own Apple iPad - Wifi version! You can apply at (add the . before com):

theipadtest.blogspot com

You'll be redirected to the submission page. I got mine three days ago and my sister got contacted and she might get hers too within a week!

[airwolf100]

Apple SUCKS!

[avenqer]

ILick... I never thought of that...

[avenqer]

it takes Letterman to say iPee'd LOL

[1800GOTJUNG]

Stupid n not funny DL...

[rocksalot1031]

the ipad was upside down the whole time haha

[relsenpeter]

@rocksalot1031 Yeah. Because you can.

[rocksalot1031]

@relsenpeter i said that because thats why the damn thing kept turning off, the power button was hitting the desk lol

[0361993]

is this an iTap???? because i see david letterman tapping it!

[redakdal]

lol dave is living in the past, and yes to other people it is obivous he doesnt know what the hell he is doing

lolol

[nachosNapples]

its what you want so desperatly and have no idea why.

[lonleywander]

the ones going on these kinds of vids r probably employees.....u ppl no its a bad idea....but u do get paid...

[Hidepadsystem]

Learn how to secure your ipad from viruses and hackers at HideiPad.net

[painfultone]

I stopped watching TV years ago, every once in a while coming back to watch something here on youtube.... this is just the kind of stuff to make me remember why I stopped watching TV.....

[CupofPhenol]

@painfultone I bet you love the smell of your own farts too

[lindip]

i hope his thick crowd realises he doesn't know how to use it...

[jrodblue59]

lmfao when he put it upside down he hit the sleep wake button

[johnyjoe2k]

164 iPeople cannot watch flash on youtube!

Go Android!

[cooperobriant1]

wow he is dissing it because he cant use it

[CaptainFluffy6644]

@cooperobriant1 well thats ironic because apple products are marketed as being "user friendly"

[Alexgold24]

This signer is annoying.

[kjcsk8r]

its upside downnnn dude

[jbhatersgroup]

ilovapple . com

[henrydolly777]

hahah funny =P

[leoviper]

Save trees, use iPad!

[BlondishTony]

i dont know if this works but 0:00 for skip the add :)

[ampotl5]

@BlondishTony awww it doesnt work



[janicatthedisco]

if only the real comedy like college humor had such great HD quality as this shit

[premiumo0o]

Dear lord, I am sooo sick of these fucking ad's.

[FilamaWorldLive]

Do You Really Think He Doesn't Know What He's Doing ??! That Was So Bright.

[UncheckedIrony]

no joke but he is less internet savvy than a 5 year old

[MrUglydollproduction]

stupid ads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[hermionerules1844]

This video is hilarious. I have the iPad and it is one of the easiest things to use. He's worse with technology than my dad who does not know how to turn on a computer.

[bobobano]

lol, old people and technology, classic comedy.

[roki92]

everyone was making fun of it... but now everyone wants it

[SexuallyAmazing]

i fucking hate chase saphire