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  • i believe in the America train!!!!

  • Holy crap they are great!!!! I love them!

  • if this is the way you finish it. its a damn good finish, love you guys, thanks for all the laughs.

    

  • It's been to long, are you guys done? Please come back guys!

  • They trying to y'all ppl the truth

  • JACKIE BROLES '12

  • @penguinslayr2 The jackiebagging has already started :D

  • JACKIE BROLES '12

  • I'm surprised they haven't come out with any new videos when they're so popular. hmmm

  • Are you boys going to start covering the elections?

    We need to know which candidates we should vote for, or else Obama will be voted in again! It is your patriotic duty to help us decide, Jackie and Dunlap.

  • C'mon guys get back to work. It's been to long.

  • When the hell are they coming out with a new one?

  • You guys are absolutly brilliant! Great humor! Dumwise!

  • Seriously though why couldn't they just take a picture of the corpse quick....it's a little too good to be true. Also, if he's dead why are we even still there????????????

  • @siewen1= If somebody shot your grandmother in the head and took pictures, would you want them posted all over the Internet. People see conspiracies everywhere. If someone took a shit in a urinal at a McDonalds, some local Dale Gribble would be yelling conspiracy. "It was the illumitation that defecated in the urinal." It was John Rockefeller who pooped in the urinal.

  • @vigo894 no but if my sweet granny was a terrorist/murderer/sexist bastard I would expect no less then to see her picture up to prove she was caught even if it was hard for me to handle. After all it's not the victims' faults that she was bat shat crazy.

  • everythings a conspiracy

  • @Pasc9 lol seriously dude

  • @Pasc9 in this administration , with all they have done, the corruption, lies, blatant wrong doings , i could go on, they create their own mess and conspiracies and much of it has valid proof. This administration makes nixon and watergate look like kindergarden.

  • WTF! did jackie die or something? where did yall go?

  • This is sad because my grandpa sounds exactly like Jackie

  • 9/11 was an inside job. Obama's white house admits the "Situation Room" photo was a big hoax and they never saw Bin Laden being killed. Gulf of Tonkin. Operation Gladio. Oslo shootings all inside jobs by the International Banking Cartel. Money is power and you pussies are getting pimped by the money'd elite.

  • make a new one dammit! 

  • Did you all quit making videos? :(

  • Yep bin laden died in 2002, too bad obama bin laden didn't give us proof it happened in 2011, wonder what the real reason was, BECAUSE HE WAS ALREADY DEAD!

  • @edarotag84 it was Dec 2001.

  • whats bin ladin got in common whith a fish turd,,,,,,,,,oh thats right he is a fish turd

  • @killerbydayornight What do "Patriotic Americans" have in common with "Patriotic Nazi Germans"... Oh yeah, they are both tools for the international bankers and the families that own the world's wealth.

  • I am glad you have realized the story about bin Laden's death is a hoax. 1. Navy Seals murdered an unarmed suspect instead of capture him for trial as is the American way. 2. But then showed him great respect by respecting the Muslim custom of burial at sea. Problem is, burial at sea is not a Muslim custom. 3. He's leader of a sophisticated, well-funded vast militant organization but there were not layers upon layers of armed men to get through. The story is a lie.

  • This is a stereotype for tenneseeans! Not all of us are Luke them

  • how did he ruin it

  • @IRageFox DURR TUKHURR JURBS!

  • Umad?

  • "Put that birth certificate on there too!"

    Here comes The Truth Train! Let's go, pa! 

  • America's greatest threat took out Osama Bin Laden

  • When are yall gonna make a video about Anthony Wiener? It would be funny as hell. We could use a laugh. Somtimes a funny video helps me through the day, and you guys are some of the funniest on you tube. Thanks for the laughs.

  • LOL funny shit. 

  • Just wanted to put this out there. President Obama might be the President, and give the orders. But in the field, nobody is in charge of the SEALs, except their CO.

    -H. Allen, Petty Officer First Class

  • @FutureDEVGRU If that was in any way true then why have the seals not revealed to the public that osama bin laden was dead in 2002 and therefore they did not kill anyone and are being framed by obama for something they did not engage in. Why are the navy seals commanders not going to the media asking for obama's impeachment for pretending to capture a non-existent bin-dead-since-2002-laden

  • Truth TRAIN!!!!

  • @ZackAttack261

    so why didn't bush do it? only six months after 9/11, this is what bush said about OBL: "I don’t know where he is. I really just don’t spend that much time on him, to be honest with you."

    BUSH = EPIC FAILURE!!

    OBAMA = COMMANDER IN CHIEF WHO GOT THE JOB DONE!!

  • @astraia1x

    Don't you just love these nuts? Zackie is the same kind of person who gets mad when a woman is smarter, or more successful than a penis-holder. You know, like in school when the girls ace a test, and the boys shriek, "STUPID GIRLS!!!!"

  • I get all but the Charlie Sheen thing. What EXACTLY is someone not going to believe until they see, about CHARLIE SHEEN?!?! C'mon, admit it. If you heard on the news that Charlie was running orgies at the old Wilt Chamberlain mansion, you wouldn't exactly be up in arms with shock. Admit it!

  • dear god i love this so much. i live in Tennessee and actually know people that are mad about osamas death since it happened under obama i love it.

  • Is it me or what.............dose Dunlap look like he has a babies but for a chin???

  • "everything is a conspiracy when you don't know what the hell is going on!"

    hahahahah so true, so true. When applied to the tea baggers and the republican caucus, as well as the NWO'ers haha.

  • Bring that train to PA so all my friends can come stick their finger in Bin Laden's head. I'll be the first in line! lol

  • Osama might be dead but Obama is still here. Vote Ron Paul 2012!

  • If Obama doesn't deserve credit for getting Bin Laden bc he didn't put the trigger, then Bin Laden doesn't deserve to be blamed bc he didn't flight the planes.

  • Obama, our Pres O Dent did nothing. If it had not been for what George W. Bush did in hs 8 years in office nothing would have been done. And speaking about the birth certificate, I highly doubt that it is real. Obama=lies. Don't think so look into it. He has broken more laws and gone against the Constitution more than any other president but Lincoln. LIAR, FRAUD, DISGRACE, and IDIOT. Greenday REALLY needs to sing a song about this twit.

  • @jamesg1968 9/11 was an inside job. Bush completed 8 years of tyranny and you are praising him. Shame on you, the founding fathers would backhand you on the spot. Fuck Obama for continuing bush's terrorism on the american way of life.

  • @deceiver123m Tell you what why don't you give yourself a .45 caliber brain enema and get back to me after that, ok, pard. I don't agree with either party these days so take your attitude and opinion and stick it where the sun doesn't shine. And by the way, you suck. Go cut yourself or set yourself on fire.

  • He met up with 72 Virginians and got his ass capped again!

  • Is it nearly four years for these 2 characters and some folks STILL don't grasp the concept of satire?

  • Barry Soetoro didn't get jack shit. Osama died 10 years ago!

  • I hate to say it, but I have a sinking feeling that more people than we'd like to admit would turn out to see that train...

  • Lmao!!! Now every red neck in the country will have to eat shit. They a thank u to the guy they hate the most.of course knowing how these people have no class they'd rather make up stories about conspiricies rather then to face the fact

  • i guess you could say his brains were alllahaover the wall.thefloor, thethe window just allllahover.........usa usa usa

  • Yep they did screw up with that : burial at sea story...but its all american arrogance...the world got used to it.

  • Man people are stupid, even al queda confirmed his death. Silly partisan hacks let's just get along...fuck!

  • @sn0wb00ts "Man people are stupid," "Al queda","The terrorists", abstact enemies. When will we know when these people are beaten? You won't until someone tells you they are beaten. It's like someone saying... "We're coming down South to look for people who don't like the government."

  • I DON'T KNOW IF SOMEONE POST THIS, BUT LET ME TELD YOU THIS

    WHEN USA GOV DROP MEGATRON IN THE OCEAN HIM COMEBACK VERY ANGRY AND MADE A BIG PROBLEM

  • Jackie and Dunlap captured it. They captured it exquisitely. Too funny.

  • If these guys had bowl cuts, spoke English at a slow and monotonous pace, were using Apple products, were at a jazz club/coffee shop, were wearing fedoras instead of trucker hats, were sporting Ray Ban glasses, thought highly of themselves for no reason, called their channel "thepeoplesupdate" and still spoke the same words, everyone would say, "Oh yeah, these guys are geniuses!" and they'd be featured on youtube's front page daily. You all are mindless drones. Think for yourself.

  • Osama is most likely dead, Obama was in office when it happened, get over it. T & J are not racists, never have been. And I agree I would have liked some proof as well, not just dump the body (who's body?) in Davy Jones locker.

  • Hahaha. Obama broke their brains.

  • @ProgressiveOasis this is satire you dummy....lol.... i think you want to suck obammys penis. :(

  • @mrtundra45 Yup, a satire of a stereotype that's pretty accurate of those who don't know how to deal with a black guy doing his job right. Come November 2012. pucker up and work on your gag reflex. ;D

  • @ProgressiveOasis Obama Doing his Job Right? ROTFLMAO.!!

    you have a nice day kiddo........ .

  • @ProgressiveOasis unemployment is over 9%. I understand disliking Bush but get real. Obama's presidency thus far has been nothing but broken promises and disappointment.

  • @Zaku009 Amen to that!

  • @ProgressiveOasis obama? he has only done a good job if you think bush did a good job, since he is doing the same stuff. do you think bush did a good job? i do not think it is the job of the president to get more war powers added to the office of president, or set precedents for going over congress's heads, or authorizing assassinations and over throws of governments all over the world, or doing anything that jeopardizes the freedom of the people of the united states.

  • It's all a lie ppl, wake the hell up. watch this video as he was dead in 2001

    youtube.com/watch?v=EqoMgUkefX­w&feature=related

  • Truth train...Lol!....the sad part is some folks would really think this was a great idea...thanks again guys. :)

  • lol..."...he should only be in charge of things that suck, like, like health care and Joe Biden..."

  • Ajckie you ain't dead yet?.did ya stop smoking..I mean besides yer ears.........and homo.I mean DUnlop.yea like the spear tire I said it.....wth ya doinstill freeloadin of the ol man's social security monies?.ain't ya ever gonna get yerself a J O B?........lol....and no worries.........osama said he luvs you guys, we were having some beers awhile ago down here at GITMO, waitin fer Brobama to show up and get out autographs and photo ops taken for the homeland release,.

  • I'm from Tennessee and I know these two personally.Immoral and self serving.Don't be fooled by their mediocre topical "humor".

  • @Dontpaythepolltax I'm from Tennessee too and why won't they show us a photo of his body? Until I see a pic Obama's full of shit.

  • @BigOrangeTitan PEOPLE this is meant to entertain, and be humorous, to make fun of ourselves and take the hard angry razors edge off of such topics...Chill Rambo...chill...some people are so angry its silly. I get like that too , but damn...pick and chose where you lay your venom

  • @RobVanMeter I still wanna see a pic of his body cuz i'm not stupid. Taking the gov'ts word for it has gotten us into a bs "war on terror" for the last 10 years. How do ya know when you've defeated terrorists? You don't.

  • @BigOrangeTitan go to 2:10 , listen to it, realize there's humor there, realize that anybody saying what you just wrote here is the target of it, and awaken to the realization that this series is PARODY. (You can look that last word up on merriam-webster com)

  • @BigOrangeTitan No, YOU'RE full of shit. A picture isn't going to prove anything. There are photoshopped pictures of bin Laden's dead body on the internet from years ago.

    We have confirmation that copters landed in pakistan. There was a real operation, probably involving hundreds of people. If the killing was a fake, do you think that they're all going to keep a secret like that? Why would Obama take a crazy risk like that? An 8 pt bump in the polls? Won't mean shit by next november.

  • @ugglybabee wake up man, this was another operation and it killed 2 birds with one stone. They did it an lied about it and this is all a pretext to now start a war with pakistan. Watch and see.

  • @ugglybabee Not to mention that Al Qaida confirmed his death.

  • @JamesJimRaynor really? did YOU speak with an Al Qaida rep?

  • @mrtundra45 bbc.co.uk/news/world-south-asi­a-13313201

  • @JamesJimRaynor BBC? lol BBC = Brittish Bull Crap!

    i kahootz with zionist run media ......

  • @BigOrangeTitan I don't agree with the decision, and I half expect that the pix will be leaked deliberately so the information can get out without the white house appearing to use the body as a trophy. The president's job is to try to keep people alive, not to disprove your crazy conspiracy theories, which don't make any sense.

    Obviously, if Osama is still alive, he's going to make it known soon, as there's nothing that he'd love more than to embarass the US like that. So I guess we'll see.

  • @ugglybabee He's dead but we've got no body. Buried him at sea as fast we could but we're not full of it. Conspiracy theory? Whatever.

  • @ugglybabee They buried him at sea to prevent his corpse from being like a second mecca.

  • @ugglybabee dude your a fuckin retard.....Osama hasnt released a Video in YEARS... thats cuz hes been dead for YEARS

  • @mrtundra45 what do u think for tese bullsit videos they claim been osama now?! Think its all stupid!

  • @BigOrangeTitan Yeah, then you'll claim it was photoshopped like his birth cert, right? Oh, and it'll piss off an army of nutters in the M.E.

  • @nvisionthing I'm a nutter because they dumped his body as fast as they could (With complete Muslim burial rights) I believe that one too. If he did 9/11 they should've flushed his body down the sewer like an unpolished turd.The fact that he's dead will guarantee no trial either. Pretty convenient huh? They also have people at Gitmo that they reserve the right to hold even after they've been aquitted. I dunno who it is, but somebody's full of shit. :/

  • America's greatest threat....is the stupid people, not Osama. Stupid, STUPID people. And I don't think that it will ever change.

  • he sleeps whith the fishes, supranoed that mother fucker..usa usa usa

  • @4aaaaa4

    You can not speak for victims of 911. Dead people can't talk.

    Are you suggesting that the the US military carried out 9/11 to murder US citizens? Or do you hold another nation responsible? Which nation is planning to carry out genocide of tens of millions of people? I think I know what you are getting at but I want you to clarify it.

  • @melora72 re: "You cannot speak for the victims." We MUST speak for the victims and anyone who has no voice!!! since they can not speak for themselves.

    You think you can murder all those peole and get away with it just because they cannot SPEAK!!??

  • this all goes to show, that Pakistan has progressed a lot, since lt. Churchill made punitive expeditions there.

    Now they have walls.

  • star pointing down

  • Now if Obama rode the train with the body on it...I think he'd secure another term. lol nice job guys.

  • I just watched the whole 3 min priest advertisement...

  • American Train: I hear they did that with Jesse James' body or some other old west outlaw.

  • @jasonmit wasn't that the Phantom Rider?

  • One of your best, boys!

  • Ace!!

  • 5 stars.. LMAO

  • I read this same conversation on my facebook newsfeed this morning. I wish I was kidding.

  • i piss at us flag.

  • I thought for sure these guys would say "Here's something Obama didn't/couldn't mess up!"

  • Obama should only be incharge of things that suck! Like Health care! And Joe Biden.

    Nicely said gentlemen, nicely said.

  • I hope that one day I might get to eat a crab or lobster that has been chewing on Osama's corpse. America's Most Dangerous Catch. HEE HEE - pass the tartar sauce, please!

  • I'm as liberal as they come (actually, more moderate than anything to be honest) and a young Black man and found this video very very funny. Good stuff.

  • @meechp123 Congratulations.

  • Obama getting credit for taking out Bin Laden is like the Packers winning the super bowl and the owner going I WON!!! Way to go!!! You made it all possible! Herp Derp

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  • thats a bunch of baby talk!! lol

  • Really nice one. Keep it up guys!

  • Awesome

  • "America's greatest threat....took out Osama Bin Laden"

  • Excellent and very funny... Of course clinton didn't take the "shot" (to kill Osama) becuase he tok the shot on Lweinsky and didn't want to create a political issue. Then soon after he left Osama's plan came into effect... now it's taken almost nine years and kudos to Pres Obama for putting a very "not-Carter" raid in and taking he mornic criminal out:)!

  • @GenericGenerator Man you're about to enter a world of pain, you deserve it.

  • I can't wait for the Truth Train coming to my city!

  • libtards...

  • @kingarthurup

    Retardicans...

  • I like trains

    

  • hes in the ocean? yea thats pretty FISHY.

    >the picture is a photoshop

  • :D

  • Poke the hole in his head with a stick!

  • LOL!

    Personally, I don't care WHICH president got'em to bit the dust...i'm just ticked off at the libs who keep pressing me to "admit" it over and over.

    Hey. News flash: we of the Right are "man" enough (for lack of a better term) to admit when the other party does something we like. Of course...when Bush 41 did what the Dems wanted and gave new taxes...the Left used that to smear him as a liar. *sigh*

  • @RushLimborg Fuck off and choke on a dick you witless dunce.

  • WHERES THE WEED AT WTF?

  • "Everything's a conspiracy when you don't know what the hell's going on."

  • Was the audio switching from left to right for anyone?

  • @ooMONKEYoo I didn't have that problem, but I had the audio and video go out of sync.

  • did they give our soldiers a proper burial after cutting their heads off?

  • @creapah Your murder squads were an invading army dimwit, they should have stayed at home humping their sisters.

  • @nilbud invading like 911?

  • If it was done for political gain the best time to do it would have been late October 2010, a week or two before the midterm elections. Now it's more than a year until the next big elections.

    Now we have "Deathers." So far I've noticed two types:

    (1) Osama is still alive.

    (2) Osama has been dead since. A)Before 9/11 B)Dec 13 2001 C)Some other time

  • Osama was kept on ice for seven years till the right time came to " kill him".

    Expect a false flag terrorist attack by the bogey man.

  • “If he were dead, where is the death certificate?? Why are they hiding the death certificate??

    I want to see his death certificate!!!!!

  • 'America's greatest threat took out Osama Bin Laden!'

  • OMG. Hysterical. You hit all the points! :) Briliant!

  • TRUTH TRAIN!!!!!!!!

  • I agree with these guys.

    Try the "transcribe audio" feature, its pretty funny.

  • I despise people that think obama is a good president. Damn americans nowadays are so damn stupid. By that I mean american liberals ..

  • @jakepb96 Compared to Bush the man is a genius and fantastic leader. He may not beperfect, but he is a step in the right direction.

  • It's Aqua Man's problem now.

  • good characters.

  • Far righties are so bad at understanding satire.

  • Obama's the greatest President ever. Obama was able to kill Osama bin Laden in 2 years. In contrast, Bush has 8 years and prior warning that the US was about to be attacked, yet did nothing. Obama didn't torture anyone to do it either.

    Obama also saved the economy which is coming back now. Bush hollowed out the economy and trashed it.

  • @thereallurker Surely you are joking.

  • @thereallurker Um, what is your evidence that the economy is coming back? Just wishful thinking?

  • @thereallurker Does your doctor know that you stopped taking your meds?

  • @wiz9496 Yes, he does. He attributes my clarity of vision for it. Now, what's your problem, dumbfuck?

  • @thereallurker Clarity of vision? Sounds more like delusional thinking.

  • Iran is next.

    

  • WINNING!

  • They probably got Osama Bin Laden's C.I.A. ID card as proof

  • WE GOT HIM! WE GOT HIM!

  • So now we will have to create a new devil, so we can keep supporting the Military Industrial Complex. Any one care to wager against me?

  • @astrofrk nope im placing all bets on Iran's prez or Zawahiri for next scary dude in chief

  • it should be a steam train tho !

  • They got him! Just in time for the 2012 election! How convenient...