CNN blooper: CNN covers Jon Stewart covering CNN... wtf?

[Nauarattaa]

Yo Dawg...

[CyclonexxxIce]

its newsception

[Slegnaon]

nice melons......elmo wants his fucking skin back

[adrianeaglrck]

nutters

[Dragodemon000]

C-N-N-ception

[elbowbiter1]

Hey Blitz you dipshit... if you and your pals get doused in gasoline and set on fire are you gonna say, "Get used to it." Why not (if you are a news anchor, reporter, camera man or other) have some fuckin' integrity and leave... oh you gotta feed your family and keep your partner in the lifestyle hey... well no one said integrity was easy. If you work for a mainstream top down propaganda network... you are a coward and a corporate shill. Hang your heads in shame.

[wakeeler10]

INCEPTION



[SovereignStatesman]

@wakeeler10

More like CONFUSION

[turtleboat]

that bitch is hot!!

[isteemaen]

Democracy Now, Aljazeera, Guardian, Christian Science Monitor

[oveid]

If they are on TV, they are jews. or they know the taste of jewish sperm.

[masterbrice]

cnn(dot)com/clinton-obama/wate­rfacts(DOT)COM

OWNAGE!

[ekbowler]

if john stewart had covered CNN covering JS covering CNN, then it would be like if you put two mirrors in front of each other

[LuisManuelLealDias]

NICE MELONS!

[GhostOfAStranger1]

Uh, whats the big deal? It just means CNN has a sense of humor and aren't afraid to expose their own mistakes on things like this.

[DC9848]

Well at least CNN can "laugh" at itself, I would like to see Fox doing something like this.

[chrism4n14]

Its a newscast.. in a newscast.. in a newscast!?!? INCEPTION!

[fotozeus]

OMFG CNN IS SO STUPID!!!

[afire007]

Seriously how retarded is CNN? The whole point of John Stewarts CNN joke was to point out how stupid and nonsensical the coverage is of CNN news, and yet the CNN anchors pull an even more stupid coverage of CNN covering John Stewart making fun of CNN.

Did the joke completely fly over there heads?

[BGBailen]

Tonight, on CNN. CNN covers Bill O'Reilly covering Rachel Maddow who covered Glenn Beck who covered Larry King covering Keith Olbermann covering Stephen Colbert who covered Jon Stewart while Stewart was covering CNN. OUR BEST SHOW YET!!

Now my head hurts.

[highlyevolved420]

Jews own every single channel on your TV if you live in America. I wouldn't trust the bullshit that comes out of that fucking JEW Jon Stewart's mouth either, it's like he's getting people to laugh and accept their own broken financial and political system, but I don't think he's laughing with us, more at us.

[JAYJJJJJ5]

@highlyevolved420 Good point

[Elfulcrum777]

@highlyevolved420 Stop fucking blaming jews for everything... stupid conspiracy theory faggots

[highlyevolved420]

@Elfulcrum777 "conspiracy" is a word that marginalizes whatever concept or idea that is associated with it through a phenomenon called LINGUISTIC BONDAGE. It's used by those agenda setting uber-wealthy criminal jews in the media to keep people in the dark about the events that shape our world. Seeking truth and justice isn't stupid,...so fuck you- the truth is coming out and no shit the jews don't want this so they call everything idea that goes against them "antisemitic" or a "conspiracy."

[Elfulcrum777]

@highlyevolved420 Well you certainly have that down to a science.. but in the end all your doing is spreading hate.. this is American Media it lies to people , we all know that.. saying that its all the fault of Jews is very narrow minded way of thinking for such an intelligent person as yourself, can you please name the Jews that you say are so evil? no i never said seeking the truth is stupid, i just hate conspiracy theories or whatever all these false accusations are called.

[highlyevolved420]

@Elfulcrum777 i get 500 characters to name more than 500 characters...do your own research i'm not your professor.

[Elfulcrum777]

@highlyevolved420  what? all i was saying is stop hating.....

[DeadJesus100]

@highlyevolved420 lolo i bet you are an arab allah cocksucker

[kungfufreak360]

@DeadJesus100 god i hate idiots like u

[DeadJesus100]

@kungfufreak360 get fucked retard, islam is a disease

[kungfufreak360]

@DeadJesus100 lol you wish, Islam is the only decency left on this planet. If everyone was muslim the world would be in true peace and brotherhood

[DeadJesus100]

@kungfufreak360 islam is a disease

Mohamed was a pedophile

Quaran 59:37 And Muhammad had a supreme vision, it came to him after laying with his 9 year old wife. Muhammad was repulsed by the body of his wife, he saw her womanhood as unclean and disgusting. This enlightenment led Muhammad to command all muslims to avoid women, except to increase their numbers. He commanded the faithful to "lay with young boys and dress them as if they are your wives. for boys are clean and divine".

[kungfufreak360]

@DeadJesus100 LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL are you serious?

[DeadJesus100]

@kungfufreak360 what you laughing about retard?

That is a direct quote from the evil quran

[kungfufreak360]

@DeadJesus100 Its funny because Verse 59:37 doesnt exist!

[DeadJesus100]

@kungfufreak360 wanna bet retard

[kungfufreak360]

@DeadJesus100 lol hahah chapter 59 only has 24 verses in it

[DeadJesus100]

@kungfufreak360 the islam retard

FUCK ALLAH

The Prophet said, "Go, I have agreed to marry her to you with what you know of the Qur'an (as her Mahr)." 'And for those who have no courses (i.e. they are still immature). (65.4) And the 'Iddat for the girl BEFORE PUBERTY is three months (in the above Verse). (Sahih Al-Bukhari, Volume 7, Book 62, Number 63)

MOHAMED THE PEDOPHILE

[kungfufreak360]

@DeadJesus100 have you even picked up a quran in your entire life?

[DeadJesus100]

@kungfufreak360 ive read a few pages of that evil book islam sicko

[kungfufreak360]

@DeadJesus100 Apparently you havent. You keep calling Islam "evil", as if you're trying to convince yourself thats true. Perhaps you should ACTUALLY read a Quran, and see how "evil" it is, or lack thereof.

[DeadJesus100]

@kungfufreak360 Mohamed was a pedophile

FUCK ALLAH

Go and blow yourself up if you can sicKo

[122172639]

@DeadJesus100 Apparently the Quran you're reading is some online made up fake because I DOUBT you know Arabic, which is the only language it's written in (it is forbidden to translate it, and besides, nothing says anything like what you're talking about).  I'm not Muslim; we studied Hebrew, Arabic, and Aramaic, and 95% of the Quran is just like the actual Bible, substituting the "saviors" in them... BTW, those English Bibles you're reading were scripted by those in power, not Paul/Isaiah/etc.

[DeadJesus100]

@122172639 the evil quran is translated shit for brains

FUCKA ALLAH

[wildperson]

@122172639

Actually, I thought it was interesting to find how in Islam, you must not attack unprovoked and countries that followed it were very religiously-tolerant, but radicals actually used the actions from previous religions as examples, such as the Crusades. And I also find it interesting that if you want to be understand and interpret the Bible, you better learn Hebrew or Greek, because the Latin translations are filled with fallacies, in that many idioms can not be properly translated.

[122172639]

@wildperson I go to town w/Christians left&right who insist that the KJV-admittedly a VERSION w/his name to promote a theocratic monarchy(what a jackass,changing the name of Jesus' brother to match his royal compensating-for-something's tininess?)-is perfect, that divine inspiration somehow would never allow error to pass through... what I appreciated in learning from actual scholars was discerning peacefully,clarifying deception/lies,&NEVER apologizing for OR denying the Bible's contradictions.

[122172639]

@wildperson We agree-all I studied religion under=fluent in Hebrew,Greek,Latin,~1/4Arabic+­a precious few Aramaic:Lamsa's maybe the most vital yet unsung hero for Christians who want the ideals-NOT gov't corruption!-sustained. Science promotes equality.It's threatened/DEFUNDED for challenging the establishment(patriarchy,elite power)&agenda:FEAR.Sun@the center;demons=seizures+poisons­;blacks NOT dumb;evolution(bugs too);GAY genes;NASA vs"Creation=BAM!UNIVERSE!"Vote religion OUT of health/policy/$.

[cs52392]

nice melons

[DrinkSkateSleep]

@cs52392 Thank you.

[Madfoot713]

I love how embarrassed they get about it.

[bootyacka]

ya know... at least CNN realizes Jon Stewart is at least being funny. Then again, I would hate to be working at Fox News when Jon rips them open... every night.

[Sevenfold120]

lol why did she even need to say nice melons.

[mmmodafoca]

oh man The moment of Zen is something EVERYBODY should watch.. even if you hate The Daily Show. Just a perfect way to end such a comical show.

[MyDoominateR]

1:45

HOHOOGHOIH ARRHUHGGHG

[XtQfH]

nice melons!

[Hakisho6304]

gooooooo john stewart.

best news show evah!!!!! second colbert report....mostly cause hes a southerner...jk

[TKill619]

Old lady melons mmmm

[TheHomelessCripple]

lol, nice melons

[13WhiteFang37]

nice melons!!!.... behind you there!!!

[towerdawg1976]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Melons!!!

[towerdawg1976]

Jon Stewart Rocks!!

[Renzore101]

i agree

[undocumentedspot]

Nice melons.

[imDead630]

behind you there!

[SchoolrejecT]

I hate our news...I hate our news...I fucking hate our news!!!!!!!

Its all about ratings, and not about what people actually want, or NEED to hear!

Im sorry, theres a war going on? Two wars?! A national health emergency you say? A politician being hypocritical or flat out lying?

I hadn't heard! ...

...

[igg73]

@SchoolrejecT

sad huh

basically the same in canada just noone knows the anchors names:\

[torontoBluejays87]

@igg73 haha I hear that. Atleast we only really have one network that tries to equally cover both left and right issues. Although, it doesn't even matter in our country who gets in or not. Nothing ever changes here significantly. In the states you have two networks (excluding CNN..unfortunately the most middle grounded one) who's only goal is to promote their party's interests. Fox makes routine lies...MSNBC spends their whole time fixing fox's lies and thus no real news gets out. Fuck the news

[igg73]

@torontoBluejays87 fuck you

[oldford71]

@SchoolrejecT not to mention the news distorts every bit of truth at best, and is nothing but a propaganda machine..

[torontoBluejays87]

@SchoolrejecT I am a Canadian and completely agree with you. It's a shame that there is no honor in any of those news stations in your country, and I think my country would be better off if your's got some real news channels.

[DeadJesus100]

@SchoolrejecT i hate the US NWO CRiminal government

and the Media Propaganda Whores

[spicychicken93]

@SchoolrejecT I agree with you but i mean it's not just you, it's just all 24 hour news channels, Sky news over here is a absoulte disgrace!!

[toverkleet]

@SchoolrejecT Not what people want but need to hear!

[StotchLeopoldButters]

@SchoolrejecT comedy central talks about real news and the real news is a joke "nice melons"

[nathjroberts]

@SchoolrejecT shit, u still watch the tv? dude throw ur tv out and begin again

[dondude69]

@SchoolrejecT I think you get more news from "The Daily Show" than the so-called "news".

[nebrown23]

@dondude69 Daily Show has better ratings than any show on Fox News besides O'Reilly, so yes, people do watch comedy central for news and news channels to laugh at lol

[Myzelfa]

@SchoolrejecT If people wanted facts, that's what they would report. The news is just giving the people what they really care about.

[TheNoobinatorftw]

@googlevideoalexjones,

Lol, your account has been closed. I wonder why... hmm...

[hulch]

do not give john stewart ammunition he needs to bring you down lol...cause he will lol

[aahmed215]

I'm sorry guys but I don't see what is so funny about what the woman said. Can anybody explain?

[N8009]

Melons is slang for breasts.

[aahmed215]

Yeah I know that, but I was talking about the first clip. I understood the Moment of Zen piece but not the "water" clip.

[InKa4484]

it's clear these idiots can't understand what you're asking . Jon Stewart really isn't that funny but he's making fun of them reporting random unimportant facts.

[everythingeco]

Mellon is a term used for breasts.....sometimes.

[aahmed215]

Again, I know what "melons" mean but I was talking about the first lady. What was so funny about water?

[Stormwern]

Don't they have anything better to do, seriously, they're supposed to be a news channel

[Rightwingloonlol]

CNN trying to get better ratings. Thats all.

[Weedmer]

NICE MELONS HAHAHAHHA LMAO