ELECTION FRAUD NEARLY OVER

[Roarrsk]

Your news are more entertaining, and they are true.

[lookatthewholething]

Deek is brilliant beyond description. Long live DEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bad4ever2001]

'my name is joe the plumber, and i approve this apocalyspe'

ok that made me laugh out loud!

Loving the vidoes deek, tell em as it is!

[heronew90]

this is truth.

[briggles]

Anouther great video, very funny!

[LaPieinsky]

bet you did for real...!!! :))

[Emyousmusa]

HERE! HERE! THE FKN! THE DAMN TRUTH..

[theylive23]

If only Brand had said that to the Lizard Queen on air - it might have been more worthy of the news rather than some hot air shite about Andrew Sachs.

[deadglum]

all this from the man who ate the boiled ham raw

[deadglum]

is the video from the last gig yet?

[flangelet]

ANOTHER FUKIN' EXCELLENT VIDEO!

LOL

[firstamendment91]

hilarious! but sadly oh so true......

[Barbaricfellow]

5 stars...as usual.

[stacie1420]

A Beautiful Dancer :p

[rossyboy1000]

Always a pleasure Yolanda.I thought you would like it lol.catch up with you soon

[ihatechemtrails]

I'm Lovin' it! 5 STARS

[sonofthedestroyer]

6:23 HAHAHHAHAHA that London accent.

[rossyboy1000]

Oyster fart!!LMFAO

[vijucat]

FKN amazing. Better than watching BBC or FUX news.

[geozop]

I was thinking about the dancing comment in the video... I bet having fun for yourself while rich people try to hoard money and power does actually piss them off.

[uberjim83]

Hell yeah! You can't get happy just by hoarding stuff, but you can do it pretty easily by cutting loose and having a good time. For them it's a subconscious reminder that they're just monkeys fucking footballs.

[outlaw720]

the only thing that voting does is serve as a confirmation by the dumb ass american people that they like the corrupt system and there is no need to change n e thing

WHAT A FUCCING LOAD!!!

[john1230]

And puppets they are.

neither of them are a good choice.

[DianeDi]

Another "brilliant" message.... thanks!

[janders253]

NO HE DIDNT! this shit is hillarious!!!!

[deadglum]

yes,time's running out.bush is days away from never going to jail for proving to his dad what a man he is.

[truindep]

i kinda liked the look you had going on last time with the leaf, deek.

[dellsprospects22]

was that america as toast with butter..holy crap..lol..

[RonFella]

Go suck a kangaroo

[cold2hold]

Im doing none of that mate. If its gonna happen its gonna happen. I dont see the point of wasting the next 4 years worrying about some thing that cant be avoided 'if any thing does actually happen' lol

A lot of people are afraid of it but hey, we could get killed before that by any thing ie: Drinks, drugs, bus, plane....the list goes on n on!!!

Why fear the unknown is my way.

[cold2hold]

good vid man, the truth the media show is only what 'they' want us to see.

whats your view on 2012 then?

[fknnewz]

people who worry about 2012 are very optimistic. Nasa wont give more than a few minutes warning of any space impact..therefore we "could" all die in the next few minutes...party on dude!! If you believe that , in 2012 we will face some kind of catastrophe, what are you doing? food store, bunker, ceremonial robes?

[xNewWorldOdor]

google einstein relativity....the mayans knew nothing about the speed of light and space time

[crackahcrackah]

google einstein plagiarist speed of light

[Anticommunists4Obama]

Not a close election again!!! Find out why you should be very concerned at Musicians4Obama, and pass it on!

[upshot13]

right smack on target once again fkn a

[DonutGuard]

rofl

"The affairs of humans are trivial irrelevant pish as significant and important in the grand scale in the universe as an oyster fart in the Pacific Ocean."

[EliteWarrior8]

classic!!

[anthonyo4]

this is the only news that actually says it as it is.

[ezseeker]

There's more truth than humor in your video. Great job of making your points.

We must wake up and run our government. We created our own mess.

Enforce STRICT anti-trust laws, & make it treason to steal from the public.

Have a decent minimum wage, maximum compensation, and strong but sensible regulation.

Justice is not just national interest, but is defined by what is fair to both sides of an equation.

Do not allow advertisers or big money to control the media.

Easy

[scientistwriter]

fucing moron.

you have the same solutions as mccain and obama.

if you want to fix things you have to let the market have the depression the government is trying to avoid(which is making it worse)and reduce the size of the federal government and give the power back to the states and local governments and we can start by destroying the department of education and the rest of the departments.

[ProdigalMt]

Ah, I see the Austrian school is gaining ground. It's now a full-fledged internet meme!

Love it.

[ezseeker]

The people are the government. The government consists of all the people. Therefore, the government cannot be smaller than the people, for they are the government. The monopolies caused the depression. Half the states are so backward they need the federal government to wipe their asses. We have to regulate the thieves, robber barons and people who hold the public trust. This is one country, not a bunch of little monarchies. Get real.

Easy

[ezseeker]

Incidentally, I have a good supply of stone clubs and smooth rocks if you want to turn this country back into the days of the cave dwellers. They have some good classes on tribe formation there.

Easy

[crackahcrackah]

The states are fucked because of the Federal Reserve. That's why they go begging to the Federal government for money. Then the Fed. Gov. goes begging to the private Fed. Reserve for more debt. We need MASSIVE decentralization. Going back to IOU's may have some problems but at least your fucking life's labor and time can't be devalued by a bunch of Talmudic Zionist Jews running the Federal Reserve.

[ezseeker]

I think one of our biggest differences is that I would nationalize the banks as the best solution. I think this will become a little clearer in my response to the post you made a few minutes after this one.

[crackahcrackah]

I'd take it further and declare that no man shall ever have authority over another man. If someone violates the Zero Aggression Principle then the ones violated can deal with them.

[ezseeker]

The reason that I can't accept this principal is that someone can sneak up in the dark and shoot a man and violate his family. There would then be no one to deal with the violated ones. When there is any kind of a group, it seems to me there has to be a mutual-benefit organization. Otherwise, it appears to me that one could kill and steal, use the proceeds to hire help, and kill and steal twice as much, and build a private army and impose his authority on the others.

Easy

[JohnSNeely]

Hell I'm going out to party! Great video as always.

[Puzzoozoo]

"As insignificant as an oyster fart in the pacific" LOL.

[moomay11649]

OBAMA IS GOING TO WIN.

[MrDuffy81]

You dance like Travolta in Pulp Fiction.

[uberjim83]

If you don't vote, then I personally blame you for everything that goes wrong. If you don't like the two main candidates, vote for someone else- nobody's twisting your arm and making you choose between the two.

[BobHaulk]

What a load of shit. The whole system is corrupt but i've got to vote for one of them or it's my fault if things go wrong. Mmmm nicely thought out

[uberjim83]

1: You don't have to vote for one of them. You could vote for someone else.

2: The reason the system is corrupt is because people are willing to bitch, but aren't willing to participate and actually fix it. So yeah, if you just go along with whatever happens instead of casting a vote to try and improve things, then you are the problem.

[BobHaulk]

really, by not voting then i'm the problem, interesting. So someone sets up a corrupt game from the very beginning and i tell they i don't want to play yet it's my fault that the corrupt people go on to rob and steal. The truth is it's your fault that they get away with it because you're in the game,you legitimize the whole thing with your vote and for what ? so you can be a condescending prick. If you vote then you're saying i believe in the game and i'm willing to live under the winners rules

[McOath]

Well put man.

[uberjim83]

Actually, that's exactly what you're saying if you don't vote. If you genuinely don't care who runs things, that's fine; but if you're gonna blame your every problem on the person in charge, then you have no one but yourself to blame if you did nothing to keep them from reaching that office in the first place.

[Psychoclown69]

Not voting is coming to the realisation that whoever wins nothing ever improves for us ordinary folks who have to shuffle off and put a X in a box every 4 years. The voting system is corrupt and the politicians represent the rich Bankers and the Corperations not the voters, voting is pointless and a sick joke on the people.

[uberjim83]

Then vote for someone who isn't representing the rich bankers.

[BobHaulk]

i don't want to vote for some who wants to run the same system that was running before we had a vote.

fuvk the lot of them including the one's i might agree with.

I aint bothered what they do as long as they don't do it to me and even then, i'm not bothered as long as i've a smoke, a nice hair cut and a pair of clarks shoes i'll be pretty much sorted

[uberjim83]

O ok. Then as long as none of the candidates ban smoking or fashion, you won't have any complaints anyway! I think you're pretty safe.

[BobHaulk]

Fuck i'd vote conservative if they'd bring back smoking in pubs. There's a point, there is no party i can vote for that wants to bring back smoking so what can i do about that? just go "ah well, it's democracy in action or do i get the health fascists and tie them to chair and make them smoke 200 Lambert & Butler."

[uberjim83]

Personally, I think they should have banned smoking once they found out that your cigarettes kill people other than yourself. Just my opinion though (I guess I'm an anti-murder fascist?).

Write somebody in. I'm sure someone's in favor of that shit, what about that Libertarian guy?

[BobHaulk]

i hope you don't drive or use public transport because since they found that fossil fuel emissions cause cancer i'm all for banning cars and buses.

[JCLeSinge]

It seems we're set to disagree. Ok, I respect your right not to hang around smokers. No problem; take your fake cough and clear off, mate. I smoke; I wouldn't smoke in your house, or in a train or whatever, but I really don't see that its such an odious habit you can't bear it in the privacy of my home or in well-ventilated public areas. On the occasions its not clear cut, I'll go and smoke by the window, ok? Plenty of stuff is bad for us and they don't ban it, such as mercury in vaccinations.

[uberjim83]

Sounds fair enough. I exaggerated my case for smoking a bit, and it seems like you're polite about it so that's cool. Though the whole "vaccinations are bad for you" thing was debunked years ago.

[JCLeSinge]

Cheers, I try to be reasonable... I just think its ridiculous that I can't smoke in a bus shelter comprising one wall and a roof; definition of well-ventilated.

The vaccine thing being debunked...don't you believe it. I did all this not a month ago for my own son; vaccines contain a mercury-based preservative that in small doses is ok... but they give triple doses to all kids just to ensure that one shot is definitely given. Mercury is a nerve toxin, it reduces IQ & has been linked to autism.

[uberjim83]

While mercury is used to preserve vaccines, it is not actually mixed into them (kinda like how you use a refrigerator, but aren't going to get ammonia poisoning from eating the food). The link between Mercury and Autism was presented in a single study and follow-up studies using the same method failed to replicate its results, meaning that said study was either a statistical fluke or just falsified.

[RandleEl11]

You should do some more research on vaccines. There are many horrific things contained in them. The vaccine industry does not care about helping people, in any way.

Start by watching the following and go from there:

/watch?v=edikv0zbAlU

/watch?v=Je7CLxByApE

/watch?v=mnTvAneWBZs

[uberjim83]

Buying into urban myths doesn't constitute research. Try looking at the double-blind follow-ups of the original study.

[RandleEl11]

I'm not "buying into myths". I'm looking at the documented science of the research and testimony of those close to the situation.

[uberjim83]

Not if the videos you suggested are any indication. Science doesn't consist of unsubstantiated ideas (even when they're being stated by "experts"), it consists of experimentation and naturalistic statistical observation.

[RandleEl11]

That's why I said "start by watching and go from there".

[uberjim83]

If by "go from there" you mean "look at the actual experiments that were performed to find the facts regarding this," then I already did.

[Jcolinsol]

@uberjim83

Well, that's the THEORY, but unfortunately reality doesn't seem to give two shits about our theories. Science is often rife with un-substantiated ideas, layers of bias, and outright falsfications. Particularly in the realm of health and medicine.

[JCLeSinge]

I take your point, but I'm not convinced; the scientific theory behind vaccination doesn't tally with the way its used in practice, such as the triple-dosing of kids with vaccines, beyond their ability to safely absorb.

[uberjim83]

That's true, it's not done correctly a lot of the time, and it's why many children contract the illness they're supposed to be immunized against. The plan is that they're supposed to get just enough viri for their white blood cells to adapt, without having to contract the disease itself. A lot of the time, however, they actually come down with the disease. Either way, they still develop the immunity because their bodies have to adapt to purge themselves of the virus.

[JCLeSinge]

The danger there is that blanket over-vaccination can create an epidemic where none existed; look at bird-flu. You can't catch it, never been a confirmed case, humans are immune. But the fear is such that they've GM'd a version of the disease that does affect people, so they can provide a vaccine. The vaccination defeats its own purpose; without it. we couldn't get the disease to begin with. That doesn't apply to the whole vaccination debate, but its evidence for a rethink.

[Weddze]

synthetic mercury is still injected. WHY did so many Politicians and wealthy pompus inbred elites REFUSE TO GIV IT TO THEIR KIDS

[uberjim83]

Because being a politician, let alone a "wealthy pompus inbred elite," doesn't automatically make you smart.

[BobHaulk]

no it's not, you don't blame the victim for the crime committed against them

Just because you didn't vote for anyone, according to you, i can't complain if the people you voted for are evil murders, mmm interesting concept.

There aint nothing you can do, the queen still rules and we are her subjects. If you think by legitimizing the whole thing, this is the way to go, then dad on, but by doing this you let them pretend we have some kind of choice.

We don't.

[uberjim83]

If they had the option of choosing not to let the criminal commit the crime, and voluntarily chose to lay back and let them do whatever they please (because trying to stop them would be "legitimizing" them somehow), then yeah, the victim would be responsible.

[crackahcrackah]

F U. Some of us have no intentions or wishes to participate in the "system". If you want to be governed by someone other than yourself then go right a head slave. Me, I choose to govern myself and be free. I can bitch all I want because people like you think I have to participate in your fucked up system. The reason the system is corrupt is because dimwits choose to let other people govern their behavior. Guess who likes governing dimwits? Thieves and sociopaths.

[uberjim83]

By not participating, you're basically agreeing to go along with whatever the masses decide for you. If you actually gave a fuck, you'd decide for yourself and work towards that end. Deciding not to vote doesn't make you part of the system; the only difference is that instead of taking control, you're being controlled. Passivity is not empowerment.

[crackahcrackah]

If you actually comprehended what I said you wouldn't have given such a response.I'm not being controlled.I do what I want.I drive w/o registration.I use what ever medication I need.I learn on my own,not through CONTROLLED academia.If someone fucks with me I'll shoot them.How's that for being controlled you dimwit?You'd partake in voting where the entire system is rigged.BRILLIANT!I am the change I want to see in this world & I don't force any one to follow in my footsteps.Try that for a change

[uberjim83]

Sounds like you don't have very long before you'll be in jail, getting ass-raped. If that's the change you want to see in the world, then good for you!

[crackahcrackah]

Spiteful slave. Keep voting! It's done a great fucking job so far!

[uberjim83]

Likewise, keep taking no part! It's the best way to keep things just as they are :D

[uberjim83]

I love how, in your mind, telling other people what to do makes you a slave.

[CNN911Fakes]

I was looing for a new position, ah er, looking.

You are the greatest commentator in YT land.

[MrDuffy81]

You're FKN everywhere...

[CNN911Fakes]

MrDuffy81

Thanks.

[Elva420]

The Sinatra really gives it a little something extra special.

[daniel987878]

Welcome to the fucking news.

[colopity]

YEAh, Yeah, fckn YES!

[Grew2Strong]

Your Just NoN STOP the BiGGEST DEEK on this Planet!!!

GO DEEK!!!

GO DEEK!!!

GO DEEK!!!

YEAH

[Walpurgishnacht]

What can you say... DEEK for World Dictator!!!! Hooray.

[sweenigami]

the deek will inherit the earth

[offplanetfilms]

Genius work !!!!

[foxfly23]

AWESOME!

[mobhit88]

Deek is the fucking man. If anyone fucks with Deek, they fuck with me.

[uberjim83]

At the same time?

[Travtoodope]

Great job Deek!!!!

[seditionape]

Wait a tick. It cant be true. Are you saying that most people are impotent and weak and would prefer a system of control running their lives even though they know its fake. I guess it is easier to mock power than equalize it. And Getting fucked in the ass is easier cause ya can be a victim. Bitch populations get the government they deserve. Give civil war a chance!!

[theblackBay]

The Economist "OH FUCK"

LOL! one of the best!

Deek 10/10 you Rock, so many get caught up in the election bullshit so close out.

[fecoki]

the Chinese part was the best :D

[shrado]

deek, you are fantastic!

[A19Z89]

Deek, you dance like my crazy uncle Ralph...I can't stop laughing at this Video....

You Rock...Deek for FKN president.

[0PsycoDad0]

"oyster fart" that´s a good one

XD

[COMBATvtn]

ive heard the sun is cooling down so fast it will be -50 for christmas

[LuxuriousLuxembourg]

lolipop lollll

[splutonium]

ha ha ha...i love it man...keep up the great work.

[mialst]

I WROTE IN RON PAUL OCTOBER 26TH 2008

[COMBATvtn]

who was third party

[wcarlpdrysdale]

ron endorses (chuck baldwin) 08

[vef444]

Awesome,i f*cking agree,with all.

Now I'll go and do some dance.

[llVIU]

6:10 LOL what a funny face for the queer... I mean queen

[LiquidMetalBand]

Amazing episode this week.

[xNewWorldOdor]

england is a heritage of anglo saxon german barbarians.

[COMBATvtn]

FREEDOM FOR SCOTLAND we have the nukes at faslane that means we run the show

[blessedyouth]

WOW! FKN Brilliant! ;0) LMAO!!!

[carlfinkle]

Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early

watch?v=NF5Kdm4Eu6w

[LukaszMrowka]

"as an oyster fart in the pacific ocean" hahahahahahah

[ThinkforyourselfMan]

lol good offensive but funny as shit and very truthful, wake the fuck up people

[BobHaulk]

you know what makes me puke blood? condescending, thick as fuck cunts like you telling others to wake up. You want people to think for themselves but really you just want them to agree with you. You're so far up your own arse you don't know if it's night or day. Meanwhile the destruction of the planet and it's inhabitants continues.

"wake the fuck up people" it sounds so pathetic as to render it's user someone to be ignored. Now get back to being a revolutionary in your own mind

Pathetic

[seeksthetruth7]

me thinks thou protest too much lol go back to the bullshit mass media if the truth makes you that uncomfortable.

[BobHaulk]

truth ? Where about can we find this truth and for what purpose ? So we know the queen rules the world and the masons have bases on the moon; we understand that to keep the economy going we've had to borrow a gizillion punts from the aliens that have been here since roswell, but what good does it do you? It's like the conspiracy factor with deek playing the role of Simon Cowell;if only he would dress up like cheryl or danni, maybe get some botox and shave he'd be great on saturday night TV

[ThinkforyourselfMan]

Go Puke up blood you grumpy old fart. While your at it smoke some more cancer sticks. You don't agree that people need to come to the realization that the governments of this world are fucking you in them in the arse??? You probably just bend over further and say Yes Prime Minister, Harder please

[BobHaulk]

If only it was as simple as saying "oh look the governments fucking me over, how did i not spot this before?". Thank fuck for some youtube tossers pointing this out to me. I was asleep, but now i have wakened.

I don't really go for the prime minister, i think it's his glass eye, now if it where the early eighties, maggie was hot.

You don't get cancer from smoking, you get cancer if your dna has it. Your life and death are in your cells and smoking don't make a fucking blind bit of difference

[planetxsearchforthet]

deek a return to clothes. no no no. great broadcast again. you da man.

[ExoticGawdess]

To the Jewish bankers none of us are worth any more than a caged chicken bred for slaughter, as 9/11 proved. They funded 9/11 attacks, WWI, WWII and all wars since. Your savings and investment money hard at work sabotaging you with every penny.

Count the upside down triangles in Star Wars. NWO is financed through the Jewish banking system as are Jewish propaganda films.

[BobHaulk]

"Count the upside down triangles in Star Wars." says exoticgawdess. What the fuck do you mean by that? Fucking jews eh, it's all there fault is it. You're just a racist inbred with an inferiority complex. And dont tell me to wake up or some other condescending bullshit employed by tossers like you who think that everything they say is splendid. I don't think you've had an original thought in youre life and are happy to spout right wing christian hate speak, What a silly little brain you have

[diogeneslaertius666]

all other news programs must get down on their knees and suck deeks cock

[fred10538]

"...it makes no difference to your future of delusion..." haha!

[Jimmer525]

this by far the most original, interesting, funny, and meaningful channel on youtube

[CYLONEJACK]

Yeah i cant wait untill the shit ends. I feel like it killed my brain.

[SlowAndSteady2]

Yeah, you know, lol, why do I feel the same as you?

[uggmanjim]

If you had danced like this last week it would've been hilarious.

[fedtor]

fuck us all

[Psilo007]

The FKN news is the only one I believe lol

[Tuthill99]

who gives a fuck

[narcoleptus]

Awesomely fantastic!

[RodneyHampton]

Love the chinese guy....have a nice weekend!

[h0od3d]

this is funny but true

[jobrien2001]

ROFL MOR ON, MOR ON

[jobrien2001]

Deek, you didnt say "Here are tonight Headlies"!

[Signzit]

Connedsumers lol

just great!

Deek for of the New World Order.

moron that story...lol

[Signzit]

Minister of Information

[rblwoaclu]

cherry on my cake.that old bitch.LOL

[longbeachtrust]

lol.. pretty fucking funny

[MiGP1981]

lol

[kevlarthehorribleone]

God, I'm gonna be happy when all this election shit it over with. Excellent vid, as per usual, Mr. Jackson.

[iMBBonlyone]

hahhahaaaaaahahahaha i think i'll never die because god won't give me that much relief!

[crazedmystic]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... the real news

[GlasgowGlobal]

Deek you fuckin leg end! Your vids are the highlight of my weekends you mad landless peasent fuck