Texas Style

[bigmeknurgle]

I've got one of those. Wish it had an inflatable attachment though.

[russianchick96]

did anyone else see the cow rubbing its teats at 0:14 ? lol

[slapshot37GNR]

the awkward moment when there's no mark...

[AshHeartful]

thats DIRTY hahahaha

[LILYOUTUBO]

DAT SHIT IS FUNNY.

[TheCowboy139]

mooooooo yes! xD

[Timmeltammel]

XDDDD

[Mazgnarly]

"Man, Texas is great!"

yeah, indeed it is. lol

[4ndr3w96]

LOL

this actually got me laughing hella hard!!

LMFAO!!!

[Ome99]

LOL, a masochist cow, now thats original!

[Joecbg100]

Creepy S&M cow.

[TheKittyOfDarkness]

oooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooo yes! yes! moooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!­!!

[Sindal55]

lol, bondagte cow

[ruggermad]

this is fucking hilarious :D

[AnthonyEstephane]

cow on crack

[cookieperson545]

LMAO

[ElLanzXP]

man, texas is great

[Flaschenbier1992]

LOL

[Kuro1812]

jajajajajajajajajajaja tha cow is masochist jajajajajajajajaja

[Makrillol]

jjajaaj!?`Why the hell do you people laugh like that?! it doesnt even make any sence!

[MrCeilingFan24]

Dude I agree with you a hundred percent. Makes them sound like a freakin retarded mexican.

[angryman123456]

in spanish the j doesn't make an english j noise so it's not that weird

[ReplicaSeven]

j=h in spoken word, so it's hahahaha?

[SpitfireMB]

It's the Spanish way of saying haha. It's because a j sounds like an h in Spanish.

[Makrillol]

yea i know, im just saying it looks weird. it doesnt make any sence

[MultiCounter]

HAHA!

[MultiCounter]

HAHA!!

[KathleenHernandez123]

Dude it's like that cause the cows don't do crap when they are being branded.

It' seems like thy really like it lol

[ItalyCollector]

wow...just...wow

[mackychloe]

get some!!!

[CrazyRsQuester]

OHHHHH YESSS!!! YESS!!!

hold on a second....

mmmmmmmmmmm....MMMMMMMMMMMM

*collapses*

[DIESELisBACK900]

YES!!!!!!!!

[ShadowzZ91]

LOL 0:19 epic face twitch.

[Chainmailer77]

wow that cow need help...

[kILurCanADian]

XD funny shit!

[ottokbron]

lol at rubbing 0:14

[greenchavez13]

lol i diddnt even see that till u mentioned it

[SabryLeeGore]

love this scene XD

[quiktymevideo]

Nothing funnier than a masochistic cow.

[anteater96]

a gagger

[HollowRoads]

what was that thing he placed on his moutch?

[0121ryanh117]

A gag, part of BDSM usually

[peekingducky12]

lol

[fang121r]

LMAO nuf said LMFAO

[IcyShiv]

O.O good xD :D

[FistsOfFury21]

Nipple rub 0:13 LOL

[MellowYellowFever]

lol, that cow must be emo!

[keilxkey2255]

close...more like S&M

[xHASSUNAx]

........nope, just horny xD

[MellowYellowFever]

either way, he's got somethin up Xo

[jeffhardyfan223]

ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yyyyeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss ooooooohhhhhhhh yeeessssssss

00:10

[AX53B60]

pause at 0:14. The cow is wanking. LOL

[wslb2009]

holy shit.

[1421BubbaLaRum1421]

hhahahahaha lmao XD

[KingtheQueen]

that cow has issues..

[edenwalalacookie77]

lol totaly

[ytukkuk5656]

lol

[ytukkuk5656]

they put that cow through a lot of shit

[coollat17]

LOL SEE HOW IT RUBS ITS UTTERS

THEN DIES

[xxlaydiekatiexx]

my mate keeps doing this. makes me laugh soo muchh ^_^

[Darkrose40]

lulz emo cow

[PenguinWalrus0]

I've watched this like 5 times and still love it! :D

[clezZ1995]

looks like miley cyrus mom

[BatXDude]

Oh You ....

[DarkLord1802]

hahaha lol lmao

[sappiou]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[musefeverfever]

I wanna meet the voice actor for this LOLOL

[RockStarmyths]

@musefeverfever what if its...A GUY!?

[elr456]

haha masochist porn cow lol

[evilguy1234]

hahaha fucking hilarious

[TheMostBorikk]

umm.... is that a deformed cow?

It has horns, only bulls have horns. Bulls are the male cows..

it has a milk.... whatever its called, the milk thing...

and it has a man's voice.

thats fucked up lol

[Sebytro]

what the fuck are you talking about? cows also have horns

[TheMostBorikk]

oh then, never mind :P

still, the cow has a man voice o_o

[Tjechi]

its a cartoon... people don't have yellow skin like the simpsons -_-'

[anjica123]

ya cows have horns

[hnrksl]

Cows have horns two.

farmers just keep them from growing so they don't get impaled if the cow gets pissed.

[AGameGem]

Rofl at the GAG

[theheartbreakkid80]

HA HA HA HA AH XD XD XD XD XD

[KATANANINJA]

Hahaha a masakis cow lmao.

[Dorias77]

Masochist.

[RandomBlake2564]

0:14 look at his leg lol

[SweetKillaQueen]

haha

[PrincessStardoll99]

LMAO

[ExquisiteDoom]

THAT COW MAKES ME HORNY

[Soadevafan933212]

lol S&M cow xD

[truthspeaks84]

A transvestite cow in Texas?!! They have to be in Austin.

[carvul1]

How that cow is a tranvestite?

[truthspeaks84]

All cows are female, but the cow's speaking in a male voice.... hence, transvestite.

[carvul1]

Ooh, I get your point now

[Phoenixgirl1000]

that cow really enjoyed that lol

[deckata]

hahahahaha!

[LuvMyDog95]

omg cowgasm? :P

[BlackXSouleStudios]

gotta love that cow

[truthspeaks84]

Damn, so my ex finally got a part in Family guy..... dirty slut.

[Reyalp]

I see you've also dated my ex, huh?

[CinnabonChan]

I dated someone who was into that years ago... glad we never got round to the ball gag...

[hackensac]

creepy cow

[wass9009]

lol, that cow is funny XD

[orosama89]

Lol this cow is hilarious

[FiRacing88]

i so love this cow! lol he makes me laugh everytime! LOL :)

[MasterRK77]

My girfriend (In 5-6 yrs) minus the maschosist behavior XD

[RoxonHenke]

Maschosist-Cow xD

[antoniorocks969]

lol that cow sure likes pain

[PeterGriffin7100]

400th comment :D anyway this video is hilarious family guy ROCKS i want you to check out my channel i hav lots of family guy vids funny vid keep em cummin :D

[mizo155]

OMG! that's the same dary cow which likes to get milked in the morning!

LOOOOOOOOL!

[ShadowAssassin887]

a mixture between...emo cow(likes teh pain lol), and perverted cow

[tacoshitter]

that was just wrong at so many many many levels. funy tho

[eddieyorke]

Stop calling them "Utters" it's spelled Udders.

[tafferette]

'Utters' makes me giggle :D

[ThePoorKidd]

utters... UTTERS little utter and big UTTER!! XD

[scarymovie715]

0:14 he rubs his utter

awkward

lol

[SleepinClass]

haha i just noticed

[1019drummer]

hahahahhahahahha

[WantYourSoul]

WTF MALE COWS DON'T HAVE UTTERS!!!!!

[eddieyorke]

Male cow? That would be a bull.

[khlover156]

thats a female cow..."male cows" as you said are called Bulls and they have larger horns

[jepa33]

texas is great! ahahahaha

[AngryMarkH]

You know at 0:14 the cow is touching his udders!

[Zerathil]

Masochist-cow for teh win?

[MrZaaaaaa09]

seth, we already know your a furry...

[namelsess93]

I ADORE this cow :D

^^

On of my favourite characters ^.^

[toshio1334]

masochist cow?

[Barbarapapa19]

It's what it is xD

[MrDavidFILM]

HaHaHa...

What A Sick Cow!!!

[RoGQuizzno]

who wishes they were the cow....

[worldofthablind]

right here.

right.

here.

[DemiCrash]

0:15 ,he rubs his utter 0_0

[dbman7]

cool

[silverliner77]

0:09... thats what he said

0:20... thats what she said

[Concerto86]

Oh my god, that is just crazy! So funny though =D

[tokorev747777]

ain't that the same gay cow in all the other shows?

[mackelite900]

yup same one

[VZGproductions]

Yeah it is the same cow, but I don't think it's gay. That cow character became really popular, so the creators decided to add him in more episodes. It's just like the old pedophile, he was supposed to be in only one episode, but people loved him so much that he's in almost every episode.

[tokorev747777]

oh realy? like um,,,,,,i forgot that perverts name, but i am sure that he is gay, i was reading something about it, oh his name is herbert

[VZGproductions]

Well the pedophile is obviously gay, but I was talking about the cow.

[travis200714]

the pervert name on family guy is herbert i think, im 90 % sure

[fuckme8118]

u are 100% correct

[tokorev747777]

ya its is, herbert, it sounds like pervert so they picked it i guess

[di5n33]

hahaha masochistic cow

[sampicko]

gotta love the cow

[kittygirl216]

Dude that cow was in another vid hehehehehe lol

[Teufeldolch]

O.o

[JTMagnum23]

what's with the audio?

[campex]

It's true, too. It's funny and true.

[Mika486]

horney cow xD

[rainman998]

Okay seriously I could watch that clip everyday to laugh

[Neoblitzer]

What...the...fuck... O.o

[voltex12345]

O.O

did that just happen? your right

seriously what the hell

[Neoblitzer]

I thought there was something strange with his moan...lo and behold

[Salmelino]

Isn't there suposed to be a mark after that? O.o

[USAFilms1]

I Heart Texas

[DavidWasHere2day]

if cows really did that and they looked like that i would brand cows all the time

[thailerrocks]

i also live texas (near plano) and i also found this funny

[XjennaX1234]

I LUX TEXXXASSSS

[LadyLucario]

I live in Texas and I found this to be VERY funny! Family Guy FTW!

[DodgeMeitschi]

whahaha

[DaWgGaMeR]

putting the toy in the mouth us what made it even funnier hahaha!!!

[dsmeclipsegsx]

lol i love texas

[Thrashlock]

bdsm cow? damn i want a burger from this

[StoneLazaurus]

Ball Gag! :D

[Victorian9322]

what's that?

[StoneLazaurus]

the thingy in the cows mouth. =P

[Victorian9322]

what does that do

[StoneLazaurus]

It muffles the screams or loud groans of pleasure that person might let out when they reach high peaks of pleasure. =I

[eclipse245]

it's for like voyeur porn...

[rtothepandj]

0.20 XD

[whitezombie00]

0:09

[Madjouren]

WTF

[luvangel1883]

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Funny!!!!!

[felixeduar666]

OOOOOOOOOOUUUUU

OUUUUUU YEAAAAH!!!

Head on a second

UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM UMMMMMMMMMMM

[IEatGlu]

LOL!!!

[deathnoteluva]

lol you people over react hahaha losers XD this is comedy

[ASDF123428262]

THAT IS SICK!!!!!!!!!!!

[tadaitstorii]

ahah lol that was funny

[MorarSamuel]

hahhahahahaaa

[stuffinhd]

Everything is sexual, religious, or fart jokes on family guy. And I love it. :)

[TheSupremelyEvilOne]

AMEN!!!!!!!!

[hamish1824]

i love this episode cuz texas is nothing like thatXD

[jaco4c]

hahah

yeah

i live in texas and i saw that episode and thought it was funny

but nothing like texas

[roman200000]

im scared god why the cows on family cow are like that, SO DAMN SICK

[haiemye]

u guys dont wanna now whats that thing in the cows mouth its something they use when they fuckin somene so they dont yell or something