American Psycho- Luis

[kfki]

bateman becomes batman!!!

[TangibleNought]

When I read the book one of my main theories was that Bateman was a closet homosexual himself, and he covers it up with his obsession over his lavish lifestyle and constant sex with numerous women that never leaves him satisfied unless he mutilates them. Not to mention obsessing endlessly over his fashion sense and physical appearance. Of course I could be wrong and he just blatantly hates the yuppie scum he impersonates every day. I'm still hung up on that theory though.

[CapitanMorgan8]

7 people got called by Luis.

[Boomstick898]

That was nasty when Luis was taking piss then touched Patrick's lips with his HANDS!

[dayah17]

"I'll call you". that line hahahaha i just about died laughing

[slobomotion]

When people do that thing of pretending to hold a phone, it just makes me want to amputate their digits. I dunno about you. I don't know where that came from but I think I started seeing it first in Wall Street in the early '90s. Well, they have paid the price. More must pay, however.

[HuasoPodrido]

yes, I skipped the bloody ad in 3 seconds and ....

[exxxxtrakokos]

videotapes....best excuse ever

[BibicaFierVechi]

haha, he touched his lips after he peed...

...

[CamilaRom1997]

LOL

[JayZTupacNas]

LOL! He feels so dirty, he has to wash the gloves.

[alpacinoravidutt]

Is it a goof or what? Luis was still taking a piss and he turns around without zipping his fly so wouldn't his 2 inch weiner still be hanging out?

[JDic24]

@alpacinoravidutt he realized and zipped up at the end before running after him

[blank21121]

@alpacinoravidutt how do you know how big his penis is? you an expert?

[alpacinoravidutt]

@blank21121 oh im sorry did i offend your gay community?

[blank21121]

@alpacinoravidutt What?

[MINItheFox]

Luis! Luis get in here *BARF*

[Camopar87]

The look on his face is priceless LOL

[yugpurush100]

"patrick why here?".. (why in the washroom)

 hahahaha

[JustinLeslie7]

6 people forgot to return their videotapes

[ShadowSoldior]

I think it was partly because Patrick was totally distrubed, and partly because he realized that Luis wasn't trying to one-up him like the nothers, but just wanted Patrick to notice him. Same with Jean, he ends up letting her live because he realizes she doesn't just want cock and money, she wants a meaningful relationship.

[cheeseymenolikey]

he washes the leather gloves...

[ShadowSoldior]

@cheeseymenolikey He feels so dirty...

[McLarenMercedes]

Hilarious how utterly clueless Luis Carruthers is. I mean when somebody has their hands around another person's neck it's fairly safe to assume it's not out of love or admiration.

Then again in the world of American Psycho everybody is so shallow whatever they say or believe in is pretty much irrelevant. Even Bateman's confessions or people disappearing without a trace is a typical "who cares?" moment.

[burgess0513]

::boop-on-the-nose-giggle::  :46

[HipHopJun]

@burgess0513 LOL!

[weirdcitykid]

I used to be subconsciously sexist - becuase when this first came out I had read the book and though "Oh crap" when I reaised it was being directed by a female. Thank God it was though - this is one of the greatest book to film adaptations I know of. I am no longer subconsciously a sexist.

TRUE.

[DrOktobermensch]

Bateman, in his usual manner, seeks to remove the source of the annoyance, by removing the person who caused the disturbance in Patrick's mental balance (in this case Louis). What he doesn't know however, is that Louis is apparently a part of the Yale thing (a closet homosexual), and this revelation causes Bateman to lose his cool. Unable to process the situation and seekiing to avoid being 'infected' with gay, Patrick flees in panic with terror on his face, with the pleasure of murder denied.

[316greg]

I like how he washes his hands with gloves on!!! LMAO!!!

[ChewinIceCream]

I love how within a few seconds, his expression goes from I'm-about-to-kill-a-guy serious to what-the-heck-a-man-is-confess­ing-to-me terror.

[masondarko]

Luis you're a lucky guy

[livingisaight]

I've never had a d.p. behave like this

[alienspy77]

0:57 brilliant

[Emenlll]

lmao his face

[dystopian786]

this was freaking hilarioius

[megalodonNL]

Hahahahaha, he's washing his gloves because he touched Louis with 'm :DDDD

[Quickfireflame]

patrick's face at 0:44!

[mlc871]

I have a minor gripe with this scene. Didn't Luis just piss all over Patrick when he turned around?

[skateordie123451]

I knew Luis was Fruitty :3

[sentineloffreedom]

My god this is an amazing movie! :D hah!

[MadameCynosure]

Something wrong, Patrick? You're sweating...

[CAinfowarrior]

0:47 SHEER PANIC.

[D24VYN]

Interesting strategy. Next time someone grabs my neck in a mens' bathroom I will let him know how much in love with him I am. Its so brilliant its retarded.

[JayBird4theW1N]

@D24VYN "It's so brilliant it's retarded." I love this statement. It's so true! XD

[liw213]

Who needs Patrick Bateman?Louis Caruthers would frighten me to no end!

[won125]

What prompted Bateman to attack Luis? It was right after Luis showed his business card... was his card was so ugly? Did he copy Bateman's card?

[christopherlovet]

@won125 Bateman was understandably horrified that such a loser had a clearly superior business card. Luis had to go.

[CaptainAlbertWesker8]

I... Just fell from my chair laughing. CB's expression is hilarious XD The whole scene is hilarious!

[boundbyheart]

THIS SCENE IS FUNNY AND...I LOVE THE EXPRESSION CB GAVE AND HOW HE WASHED HIS HANDS WITHOUT TAKING OFF HIS GLOVES...OH AND THE LINE, "I GOTTA RETURN SOME VIDEO TAPES...LOL

[Xide7]

lol I just noticed at 1:16 Luis zips up his pants. Was he walking around all that time with his you know what hanging out XD? LOL

[seiya209]

@Xide7 lol, I didnt catch your idea, xDDDDD but now... Your idea is correct

[BitchinnShoes07]

Pause at 1:03. What does this really look like?

[TobbeStorm]

He washes his gloves.

[kame789]

The music that plays when Patrick flees makes this scene even more hilarious.

[SeanMarcusAllen]

The book is great, better then the movie, i can't say how many times i have watched this movie, maybe 20, 40, 60, 80, Yes, 80 times i've watched it & while im typing this comment it's rolling on my Sony Plasma TV while im listening to Huey Lewis & The News / reading the book for the third time, they should have included the scene where Luis chases Patrick, I have to return some videotapes.

[iamyouifyouareme]

I think this is Christian Bale's best performance, which is saying something.

[JenniMystic]

In the book Luis keeps chasing after Patrick, itt's great.

[Soilwar]

I love how you can see Bateman dying inside as soon as Luis would kiss his hand.. phenomenal acting!

[pyromonty1]

HAHAHA, Patrick looks like he's about to start crying.

[BroadwayQ09]

Poor Patrick, He looks like he's going to have a fit of Projectile vomiting if that dirty ginger touches him again. LMFAO. ( 00:49 )

[Iori400]

so i guess bateman spares Louis and Jean :)

[terminator847]

Being gay saved his life, what are the odds!

[seiya209]

OMG he is touching to Pat bateman with his stinky hands at 0:44

Good he was in the bathroom =S

[firuinthehouse]

Always with the fucking videotapes :))

[facephoenix]

You know you're disturbed by something when you wash your hands with your gloves on.

[kcrystalle]

what happened to luis's pee?

[nativeagent412]

did he say hot body? or hart barny

[coryboy345]

You're a fuckin' ugly bitch... I wanna stab you to death and play around with your blood

[FolksItsTooLate]

Best scene ending line EVARRRRR!!

[UndeadTurk]

From 0:39 onwards.

His face...XD HAHAHAHAHA

Then I thought..."Poor guy".

[elphau]

lol.... OMG what a blow for a killer/ pyscho !!! haha.

didn't see that coming, did you, christian ?

[keetner]

Compared to the other four, anyone know where one would place Louis' business card? (He shows it prior to this scene).

[MoooonshoesPotter]

@keetner it doesn't really matter. the fact that everyone outdid him when patrick thought he was being special is enough to send him over the edge. now, the acknowledged 'lamest' part of their group has fancy new business cards. it doesn't matter if they're nicer than his or not... does that make sense?

[tninbredretard]

Luis is a fruit

[SaborMetallico]

Luis:''I've noticed your...hot body.''

...Not only you,Luis ;D

[NiceandChilly]

"I've gotta return some video tapes"

BEST EXCUSE EVER

I use it all the time, never fails.

[nikmueller12]

It funny how he washed his gloves.

[UnfoldedNapkin]

I remember the first time I saw this part. I was dying of laughter lol

[BROKENHOUSEFILMS]

lol, LOVE it!

Love how he washes his gloves in the sink

[MeatstickRob88]

Fuck I actually gotta return some video tapes now FUCK I GOTTA RETURN SOME VIDEO TAPES.

[LoveMichiru]

It proves he didn't kill anyone ! He doesn't dare to kill Luis but he killed Allen ?!!

that doesn't make sense at all !

[Drude19091948]

in the book they say that luis tries to kiss patrick and that he's thing is is hanging out of he's pants

[ItBrandonSilver]

I wanna suck his dick!

[Drude19091948]

patrick's or luis'

[Spammythetroll]

@Drude19091948 lmfao!

[KiddieTaco]

LOL i salute you

[xxHolyxxWolfsbanexx]

Epic Lmao

[KiddieTaco]

LOL Patrick looks like hes gonna spew when he touchs his face

[riptorna556]

hahahah luis is the guy from face/off

[IW2GIN]

"I've got to return some video tapes."

[5iclozqxm0ef]

LOLZ

[BlackRaven0211]

talkin about getting all creeped out XD.....HAHAHAHAHAHA

[brevicaudate]

I don't get it... Wouldn't the ginger man have pissed all over the floor when he turned around?

[TheFragile89]

No, because the Ginger man (Luis) thought that Patrick was coming onto him.

[topbluffa1]

or all over bateman.

[bellecomo21]

oh wow this makes me laugh : ]

[DAN13LS70NE]

Confromted by faggot.

[StarberryPlacemats]

lol i love it xD

[CAinfowarrior]

0:46 bahahahahahaha

[AnoukaKC]

is Luis really taller than Patrick, or is that Patrick's mind playing tricks on him?

[leetz00r]

"Where are you going?"

- I gotta return some videotapes.

Pure IMBA

[MetaIhead89]

his gayness saved his life

[MeatstickRob88]

I GOTTA RETURN SOME VIDEO TAPES

[jjpeterson1]

@MeatstickRob88 you get 21 thumbs up for that?/ Tell your bumbuddies to get some fresh air..lol

[fightclubfreak]

I like how Bateman washes his *gloves* after touching him.

[randomdave30]

Christian Bale is without doubt a sensational actor

[that70sguy2000]

That expression when he washes his gloves is win.

[Dolores413]

yeah i've noticed his hot body too :D

Patrick's face is an epic win

Go Bale !!! :]

[babybaby13X]

poor patrick...he looks like he want to cry, vomit, and murder all at the same time...CLASSIC!!

does he really end up killing that guy?

[Hairull666]

nope . . .but idk if he did in the book , ,

[captainsurfa]

Naa, he didn't kill him.

Reading this part in the book made me die with laughter though :P

[hungryhhippo]

lol, he never does end up killing him, he's just so repulsed by the gayness i guess.

[Santana2163]

But in his confession on the phone to his lawyer he says that HE KILLS that GAY GUY!

[hungryhhippo]

he says he kills some faggot with a dog, im sure he was referring to the black guy in the alley

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

in the book he killed a faget with a nice dog not the bum

[livconnor]

he killed the bum as well and stomped on the bum's dog's back

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

i know but in the book this queer guy in the park had an expensive Sharpei (sp?)

Bateman stabs the dog and shoots the guy its not in the movie

[livconnor]

i get what you mean now...sorry!

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

dont be sorry ur a good fella

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

yea its in the book some queer with an expensive dog in the park he stabs the dog and shoots the guy

[R3D00d]

No he says he killed some Old Faggot with a dog.

HEY AL. GET A GOD DAMN JOB.

LOLOL.

[rspwner14]

next time someone asks what im going to do or where im going , im going to use that line

[MattDeathStroke]

I always do.

[Tosterday]

lol

[koums94]

"i have to return some video tapes"

classic =D

[BigPurple121]

Bateman = god

[MetaIhead89]

seriously American Psycho is sooo funny

[allaria8700]

The look on Bale's face is perfect...I have to laugh at it XD, though Bale does deserve some serious recognition. He's an amazing actor. This is definitely one of his best movies and definitely one of my favourites of all time

[Totalmachine09]

Its so funny that he kisses his hand and does'nt realise patric wants to strangle the shit outa him LMAO

[Downs2440]

That look of utter disgust at 0:40 is Oscar-worthy and enough to make 3,000 people urinate in their pants simultaneously, and none of them would be infants.

[koums94]

IMAO true

[frambesbuckeye]

Luis is the american psycho.

[mlc871]

SO true. There is absolutely NOTHING psycho about Patrick's behavior in this scene.

[Downs2440]

That was hilarious.

[xukaro3]

0:48 luis was pissing before that.. and then this mofo puts his right finger into bale's mouth.. shit, one reason to injure, to spit on, to torture, and to burn this assmouth named Luis... shit, i have the same fucking name .. XD

[xukaro3]

THE MOST GAY QUOTE EVER:

0:38 ohhh patrick.. xd haha fucking homo, if i were patrik i would have killed that bastard after the kiss

[milkncereal03]

I just love that lines he uses a lot.

"I've got to return some video tapes."

[HipHopJun]

The look on Bale's face @ 0:45 is so damn funny.

[DeathMetal2Viking]

lmfao

[Glaerdrune]

:'D Bat'man is so gay. And totally in denial, which explains the panicking and washing of GLOVED hands! ^.^

[kidacomputerok]

Doubtful, considering his taste in babes.

[Glaerdrune]

Agreeing with Okimin21, he's homophobic, so he's frightened of turning gay and not 'fitting in'.

I don't know about the film, but in the book he films what he does to women and watches it later to try and 'understand' them.

And not being stereotypical, but Bateman gives clothing advice and has a beauty regime ;D

[gcl2g5555]

He washed his hands with his gloves on....FUCKING CLASSIC!

[funnyfilms01]

hmmm christian bale plays batman right?? well batman-bateman-batman-bateman thats weird

[MrRadaikon]

It's a reference to the Bates hotel in Psycho

[kourouma94]

PATRCIK !!!!!!

i'll call you XD

[CRAZY544]

"I've gotta return some videotapes."

A classic

[CRAZY544]

That was Hitman right there in the beginning

[BiGRiCeD]

Except I don't think 47 ever had to deal with homosexual men kissing his wrist while he was in the process of strangling them.

[CRAZY544]

yeah he probably wouldn't have to deal with him

[s3ct4u]

yeah youre right christian could have pulled 47 off.

[grundin3]

ahahaha

[CanderousXOrdo]

lol bateman's face is priceless!

[NoobKillerEternal]

Louis: "Patrick! Where are you going?"

Bateman: "I've gotta return some videotapes."

haha xD

[Scratch2012]

LOL, Bateman's look of utter disgust in the mirror while washing his hands.

[KendallHartz]

He just kisses the hand. LMAO!

It would've been better if Luis was played by a hot actor....

[xukaro3]

HE'S HOT! xd

[shmanya]

the music is so perfect XD

[RhYmE2RhYtHm]

"Call me" he says...HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[iloveyoupuddin]

i've seen this about 12 times today and i still laugh EVERY single time hahaha

[tattattoottoot]

Self-defence 101: How to ward off a homophobic serial killer

[Dune1884]

"i call you" rofl !!!

[blackmouth92]

i love his gloves and his faceeeee

[Regenmacher175]

Lol he is washing his gloves :D. He is fucking distracted at that moment.

[MEGAXSTU]

Always with the video tapes, same excuse

[xxCherry6xx]

"I've got to return some video tapes." haha, I will always remember Bale by that line.

[critchlow39]

Bateman felt so much pity and hate for such an idiot that he knew the fact that he had to live his pathetic exsistence was enough punishment

[Okimin21]

More like he got really scared of turning gay.

[dangerfeel]

i would say so as well. he's a hyper masculine masochist that engages in socialite feminism hygiene, might also be homophobic, but who couldn't be against that dude...

[jeanpaulfelix]

wow, nice analysis. Are you a social psychologist??

Read Erich Fromm's books..he gives such a good insight into such 'business' characters who are dead inside while having all the illsuions of 'success'..

[dangerfeel]

I'm a filmmaker if that counts as a social psychologist...you should check out my movies especially PUREE. That deals with a lot of insane people in the same vein as Bateman. No Huey Lewis unfortunately...