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  • But like Lawyers, 98% of them give the 2% of good ones a bad name. But to expect people, that believe in the flying spaghetti monsters, to higher standards is crazy.

  • father geoghan

  • 173 people have been raped by Father Flannigan.

  • Why arent actors like these in modern movies?!

  • I would love to f that woman in the a.

  • This is nice milf

  • Not all priests , clergy man, religious are like this... not really right for any one to generalize ... Granted it's very sad that a few "bad apples" give a bad name to the majority who are faithful to the Church and to the teachings..

  • @noraneka Of course, not all priests are like this. I think, however, that when you have a calling or profession that requires its members to abstain from sex, to live exclusively with others of the same gender, and which holds a position of Holy authority that can be used to intimidate young, naive minds, and has access to children, you have the makings of a field that will probably *attract* a disproportionate number of sexual child abusers. Then there's how the institution handles abusers.

  • @MrsProdos I do not think the Catholic Church has dealt with this abuse very well, and is fair game for criticism and satire, as are the priests who have abused the trust and rights of the children in their charge. But in the midst of satire, it's good for the consumer to pause a moment to acknowledge that we should judge each priest on his own moral merits as an individual, so as to not become unjust bigots.

  • This is hilarious. Fuck priests.

  • Priest off, MILF on!

  • nice:))

    

  • If real priests looked the the ones in this vid I would get me some Priest ON...

  • power of priest off compels you. the strongest version is called god off. if it works on any kind of gods, tribal, celestial, mythic. you name it.

  • @gethsoftware Oops! You're admitting there's a God?

  • This is the best thing I've seen in quite some time

  • does it work on glen beck? Jews could use it to keep evangelists out of Israel.

  • Haaaaaaa, haaaaaaa, owwwww woooooow, this shit is funny as hell LMAO!....

  • in Italy we really need this kind of product

  • @NBCPFrank Nah. Just get the mafia out of the vatican.

  • ahahahahhahahhahahah

  • We need IMAM OFF

    /watch?v=sPo3MUYP_L0

  • THIS ETHIC IS TAKEN FROM THE BIBLE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • Let me tell you of this kind happened in Lebanon in the church every Christian community dirty and immoral, such as the Bible

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  • بس يا عيب الشوم ههههههههه مبيد جديد صنع في الولايات المتحدة الامريكية عبارة عن رش هذا المسحوق على طيز الطفل حتى لا يقترب منة الكاهن أو القسيس للتحرش بة في الكنيسة إذا كانت هذة الاعمال دائماً من هؤلاء الوحوش فالتهدم الكنائس وتبني المساجد

  • Jokes about pederasty are SOOO funny! I'm sure all the actual victims think this bit is a hoot, huh?

    -Tom

  • @Tommymaq

    Shove it up your arse.

  • @GrimlyKK If you didn't know it was lame, you wouldn't have throw your little impotent tantrum.

  • @GrimlyKK If you didn't know it was lame, you wouldn't have thrown your little impotent tantrum.

  • Ok, it seems like half of you are taking this too seriously. It's a parody. Deal with it.

  • why are priests are so much more targeted than the other thousands of child abusers???? priests are human too, they make mistakes. that doesnt mean they're all like that. if a priest is reported of child abuse, his superiors will and are required to take action

  • @yoyogirl8696 Well the the superiors don't do that in Ireland. They keep it under raps and move the priest to another location where the heat on him is low and he can mollest more children. The catholic church have actually stated that these matters are to be handled by them even though anyone who knows of such abuse has to be reported to the law. Yet nothing happes about it. This has been happening here for decades.

  • @pkmbyte im very sorry that there are cases like that. what these priests and their superiors did was wrong, there are no excuses for that. but when we look at this situation, we have to remember Judas. he was one of the 12 chosen by the Lord to preach the gospel, He gave him the power to cast out demons and cure the sick and perform countless miracles, and yet Judas betrayed Him. these priests and bishops were chosen by God, but they turned from Him. this is not the fault of the Church.

  • @pkmbyte no matter how many bad popes, immoral priests, and countless sinners the Church has to deal with, the truth of the Church's teachings still stands. there are still thousands of good, holy priests out there, and we cant let the bad ones make it look like all Catholic's are like that. we have to take action against these problems, and i don't mean spreading hate or running from priests. we need to report the sinful priests, support the victims, and pray for both

  • @yoyogirl8696 But they haven't taken action, they've swept it under the rug. Believe me, Atheists recognize them as simple child abusers, it's the religious folk that hold them in higher standards. Just because they spread the world's greatest lie, that makes people think it's ok.

  • ✭✭✭✭✭

    Does anyone have an IMAM OFF for this poor boy?

    /watch?v=sPo3MUYP_L0

    ✭✭✭✭✭

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  • pagan rome had a very negative effect on the Christian church passing on many horrific abuses . people learn abusive behaviours and pass them on the cycle goes on the same with the cycle of hiding and pretending denial is abuse too denial is form of coping helping us to hide what we are fearful of . I just don't have much empathy for making fun of children being raped is all

  • there are some of us who work in child protection find stuff like this a barrier and makes our work all the more harder . if you were to look at the church it is not that it is of God that the celabicy issue is in place there have been times the church has for hundreds of yrs had married priests the early early church even had female priets so the laws change for the times influence of society norms etc.

  • honestly people really are ignorant about abuse of course it existed in 1450 it always has existed ! it was a part of roman pagan culture greek hindu buddist etc. abuse has nothing to do with regligion race wealth etc. people choose to abuse people abuse people that is it ! of course the church hid abuse , families hide abuse , the justice system hides this type of abuse the medical system hides this type of abuse everyone does .

  • Lol, I think this is funny. Knowing I am a Roman Catholic with a trusted Priest. I want to be an Ordained Priest when I get a little older. I believe in the Holy Orders. :)

  • Haha!!

  • @mel0527 what correlation? That the same 90% of Catholic pedophiles are Gay? If that's what you're saying then this is a crock of crap!

  • They always accuse the Atheist are Immoral just because they honestly admit don't belive in god, how about the Child Molesting Priest who raping a child? you mean even he is rapist and murderer but he still believieng in god, he still go to heaven? and we atheist no matter we good and we live peace in this world, just because we don't believe in that god, just because we're not hypocrite, we still go in hell? but I only ask? where is justice there? sometimes I suspecting he is Satan too.

  • I love this video! Thanks.

  • evil - but funny

  • catholic priests should just be allowed to have a normal sexlife, im not surprised by actions performed by normal men who are not allowed to satisfy their natural needs...

    its like cage-held animals eating each other alive :*(

    or everbody needs to stop believing in church and go for "god" or gods directly, a big part of the problem has to do with institutional power/control

  • This is horrible and offensive. I am Catholic, but not blindly. I've known victim and survivors of this sort of sexual abuse, as well as others, and I've known priests who have committed these crimes. There's no great scheme to allow the continuence of such offenses or to hide the criminals. They are sick men who need help, but instead hide themselves in the clergy. Our system doesn't help them, they abuse it as much as they abuse the innocent children.

  • @LizzyAusten Offensive RUBBISH its top draw

  • LMFAO make more.

  • @florasita Please do not remove this. It is funny and needed.  Some things are hard to see, but harder still is that this is really going on - still! I am a survivor of abuse and it is not offensive to me.

  • Write The Hague Criminal Court Prosecutor re Crimes Against Humanity of Pope. A prosecutor at The Hague will soon decide whether to pursue criminal charges against Joseph Ratzinger (aka the “Pope”) especially in light of epidemic of pedophilia among Catholic Priests. Go to cityofangels11.blogspot.com for more info and for address of Prosecutor at The Hague to send your evidence - Source: City of Angels Blog by Kay Ebeling

  • @cadrolls If you can't back up your claims, don't make them in the first place. No person with half a brain will believe some bull shit story that you have some secret data to back up impossible statistics. Either you're a complete idiot who has never studied statistics at even a high school level, or you're a troll...

  • @cadrolls No I don't want to read it all then, I know statistics like that are impossible to obtain. Make the data public, or it doesn't exist.

  • @cadrolls 100% accurate? That tells me immediately you know NOTHING about statistics. Show me 90% correlation with absolutely no error, show me the data.

  • if that was my son or reletive i would ran out there and beat that preist's holy ass to death

  • @cadrolls Those stats are 100% crap.

  • @cadrolls you damn christians catholics jews muslims etc

  • @msayofemi1 i havea religion but im just talking about monotheisic religion

  • Supposed to cut off their genitals, I do not know what to do in such a dirty business

  • I am sprayed on with SUBSCRIBERS ON

    so everyone who will read that, will subscribe to me

  • Damn all priests

  • I do not see in all my life, the dirtiest of this work is very bad and cursing them to hell to anyone who commits such an act of inhuman

  • Because I read the entire Bible there are no love of the whole muck and blood and aponeuroses killed nor any RESPECT I do not think the Bible is the Word of God but the Word of criminals and homosexual people

  • I believe the Bible activities such as ordering Grime

  • Let me tell you, all of Christianity is not religion religion is full of dirty, and homosexuality is no religion of any such debt Bible says kill children and animals, the construction of the wombs of pregnant Is this a holy book ordering the murder

  • @cadrolls So what does it got to do with a Catholic Priest if you're just saying that 90% are Catholics?...silly... get all the facts and your sources right...lol... I guess you belong to that 90% of gay men in the U.S. ....still shame on you to think such things.

  • This isn't about 'Christianity' or 'Christians'! It's about Roman Catholic 'diddler' priests who can't keep their sick mitts off young boys. And to think these scumbags say Mass & use those same hands & fingers to 'transubstantiate' and put wafres on the tongues of unsuspecting parishioners. Ewwwww!

  • Christianity? This isn't about Christianity...it is about Roman Boyz Club. These evil doers will one day pay for their terrible abuses to young people.

  • "Religion is about turning untested belief into unshakable truth through the power of institutions and the passage of time.".. Richard Dawkins

  • Obviously these are made by a professional team, and as always you must ask - 'Who benefits?'. Just some kids on YouTube? No, these are Zio-Trash. Oddly, only Christian values are laughed at. There isn't one video on Zio-porn, Zio-drugs, Zio-Ponzi schemes, Zio-Stock schemes, incest, blood rituals, etc.

  • Great Video! Christianity has always stifled progress in the world. Check out "Religious fanatic debates Atheist" on my channel.

  • LMAO!!! 

  • @cadrolls think before you pull random facts out of you're a**

  • @bboymills1 thats bullshit, child abuse is everywhere from our governments to churches (not just catholic either). you have been watching too much tv GOOGLE HOLLIE GREIG.

  • Fuck the Pope

  • @jimbob1969 --May be some altar boy has "several times"

  • the best priest-off ever invented was the guillotine. Long live the French Revolution!

  • you all think it's only catholic priest who molest children??....think again..I guess you never done your research..just because you see them on the news doesn't mean its just catholic priest...tsk tsk...shame of you!

  • So where can I get me some of this priest-off?

  • 145 are all priests

  • The ironany is my Church actualy has a a Father Flin and I'm pretty sure most preists dont rape children

  • @ChristinaWolfle you may be right. But most priests do hide pedophiles.......

  • Ha, love it.

  • If Atheists dont belive in any religion then why do they never shut the fuck up about them?

  • @mattyzzzz Because unfortunately religion is a huge part of society,and not a good part.

  • some priests abuse. and some dont.

    what a stupid fucking video.

  • @DarkPanthera and your sunday donations protect the ones who do.  what a stupid fucking church. go back to praying for salvation for the evil done n Gods name.

  • @strawsmoot oh hai moron, i like how you assume im a christian when Im an atheist. I recognise a stupid video when i see one, though i get the funny side of it. Go back to ur hole loser :)

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  • This is both horrible and wonderfully Fantastic.

  • LOL!

  • Us atheists could never molest your kids! We're too busy doin' your mom! (how else are we supposed to get literal baby back ribs? mwahahahahahahahahaaaaaah! ;)

  • How can anyone make jokes about abuse SICK What is wrong with you !!

  • @ISTOPCHILDABUSE I understand where you're coming from. It's just that - how do I say this? Sometimes it's like venting steam to mock an abuser - especially a conscienceless one - to scorn. I'm not laughing at the victims at all, but deriding the molester. I went to school where many of my friends were molested & assaulted as altar boys by a heartless catholic priest. Went to a high school, where we had 2 molesting priests. Sometimes it's just venting steam at the situation I guess.

  • @ISTOPCHILDABUSE It's so ironic too that these priests who are supposed to be icons of morality and caring sometimes are sick hardened hateful pedos. I wish we did have a spray against all of them, in any profession anywhere.

    It would save me some bullets.

  • voi siete dei criminali! Voi maledite il mondo! Voi criminalizzate calunniate ANCHE i santi in questo modo.

    voi sarete puniti!

  • احلى لقطة 1:05 هههههههههههه

  • In Cairo, USA President Obama said: let me be clear: No system of government can or should be imposed by one nation by any other. Then, Why does the Vaticans Dishonest Cowardly Clergy have Diplomatic Immunity from crimes committed in 162 countries?

  • @molestedcatholic I think there's a Grandfather clause exempting them. Maybe as a Historical society/landmark sort of thing. They go back many centuries under many diifferent names. Personally, I think they should disband the group, level the vatican and the 7 hills it sits on, and make a golf course.

  • Here in the UK, we have Priest off spray, but here it's called "Die you filthy priest", same stuff, different name.

    

  • @bonnie43uk I'd like to order a case. Do you know where I can purchase this product?

  • I wonder if Priest-Off works on those pesky Mormon door-to-door missionaries.

  • @Equilibrium2037 I think, not sure, that they're into multiple wives rather than children.

  • the atheist part was really not the rite thing to say

    it should of said "designed by protestants"

    coz its only catholics that are into that sort of thing

  • anyone whos been molested thumbs up

  • Only a simple mind would find this video humorous.

  • @Catholicdadof4 You're correct. Raping kids isn't funny, and the priests will keep getting away with it if all we do is make fun of the situation.

  • @dallama182 This is why all of the dead weeds have been removed from the Church. What you are saying is "old news." You should take a new look at reality and familiarize yourself with the terminology, "The JPII Generation." This generation is made up of 20-35 year olds who are on fire with their faith and teaching truth. The seminaries of the Church are growing at enormous rates. Many solid young priests are being ordained to replace the weak ones. The new Springtime is here.

  • @Catholicdadof4 The current scandal involving the "Holy Roman Catholic Church" is money laundering of mafia money by the Vatican Bank!!! This scandal revives another major scandal from the Vatican Bank in the early 80s when it was found to be involved in the same action! At least two bankers associated with the Vatican Bank mysteriously died while being investigated !! It's not just the sexual abuse of minors by the RCC its the whole rotten institution....

  • @Catholicdadof4 Only a simple mind would believe in a sky fairy

  • @liamFTG hell is real and you are willing to bet your eternity on it? Remember the words of the Agnostic, "it could all be true." The "fairy" you describe will be your only hope when you take your last breath. Trust in his mercy when that day comes.

  • @Catholicdadof4 Right. Look at the video 'Betting on infinity' to understand the logical fallacy you've just made. Pascal's Wager.

  • "Uh-Oh, looks like someone got raped by Father Flannagan!"

  • I wonder how this video is still online. It is great but people get their accounts banned for much less.

  • Where do you get the that it's only 1% of priests that are pedo's? Is this something that is published by the catholic church! Behave.

  • Actually, only 1% of priests in America are pedophiles, meanwhile, most pedophiles are married males who are attracted to children. But nay, we should just focus in these priest because it would attract more attentions. You want the world to be freed of pedophiles? Kill everyone, then we're saved.

    That being said, Organized religion is just as dangerous as each individual, organized religion is just as dangerous as secularism(French revolution)

  • @Ohgod95

    We should focus on the priests because of the organized effort to shuffle them around and hide them from prosecution. It's not just a single offender here or there, it's an organized system of hiding the criminals. The church is complicit all the way up to the Pope.

  • delete all priests in the world

    stop to pollution

    and people shall be free finally

  • love it! Hope it works against all right wing nuts.

  • :24 says it all.

    Cover up? As it with any criminal matter you report the case to the police. Employers do not have law enforcement capabilities. Enough said.

  • Gee whiz ! I wish I had Priest OFF when i was an altar boy at St Mary's in So Boston...Later they told me the Priest had an 'drinking' problem and so they reassigned him to another Parish to get better! Oh golly Gee... -

  • "Designed by Atheists, so you know you can trust it with your kids."

  • It's funny but insulting at the same time

  • 128 people are priests whose alter boys started using this.

  • Insecticide ? No ,its insess-ticide !

  • Why are there people arguing?

    Many priests have been found to have raped children and it has been proven that the Church tried to cover it up. They protected pedophiles and moved them around rather than solving the problem by reporting them to the police. Of course people are going to attack the Church. Just like people are going to attack the Nazi Party. Both these groups have done or allowed terrible things.

  • PISS OFF

  • Haliloia haliloia

  • Until every nation takes action against The Church of Pedophilia like Belgium has, there needs to be millions of cans of Priest Off.

  • @webshaun Exactly! I have a theory that religion was created one day(when humanity was still in it's kindergarten stage) when someone who was reasonably crafty but wasn't the alpha wanted to be in power. Having brains instead of muscles he decided to make up gods to explain everything they couldn't understand. By claiming to represent the gods, thus working off of his people's fear of the unknown, he got everyone to follow him. From there it likely spread.

  • @Trisbreya And don't forget whilst collecting mushroom in the forest found one that made him see into a "world of ghosts"

  • Is there a discount if we buy in bulk?

  • YES! Fucking genius!

  • protect childeren in churech agenst rape

  • hahahahahaha That's funny =p

  • poor christians children!! THANK YOU GOD.. I'M MUSLIM

  • @akramkaramelo

    they will be Jealous

  • Damnnnnn lol!

  • 125 persone hanno sbagliato pulsante...... tutti in festa al vaticano.... mi raccomando.... spruzzatevi bene bene prima...... abbasso la chiesa.....

  • Now if only we had a spray to rid the world of religion itself.

    So long Muslims! Bye bye Christians! Bon voyage Jews, Mormons, JWs, and all the rest of the self-deluded, feeble minded who grasp at the bribe of eternal bliss rather than embrace reality and true knowledge. Spray, spray, I say.

    -A Stout

  • @pannyparwar WOW! Are we just a tad pessimistic? 

  • @PopeConstipation16th There's a difference between pessimism and realism....

    Learn it.

  • @FusionZero13 Hmmm. I fail to see how a "bribe of eternal bliss" would cause corruption unless the "bribe" would carry with it a precondition of compliance to elitist or corrupt behavior in the present. Seems to me we should get rid of all political entities that carry with them that same condition as well.

  • @pannyparwar So well said

  • This isn't funny :\

  • @Ipsfreak Oh yes indeed it is.

  • thats why i'm Zoroastrian

  • @KrissWalterKovacs You worship Zorro??

  • @KilgoreII

    lol, is that what you call it?

  • this wins the 1.000 internets award!

  • Send a semi-load to the Vatican!

  • Any clergy members in the Catholic Church found guilty of sexual abuse, or any abuse of that matter, are indeed revoked of their position. It is the same with any regular person: if you found guilty, you become a registered sex offender, go to jail, etc.

    No matter where you go, there are abuses and there are abuses covered up everyday. It seems that all that the media and society want to do nowadays is attack the Church.

  • @ilromano66 so, it will be sufficient to keep our children away from protestants, ortodoxes and muslims..good idea!

  • @ilromano66 It is a fucking joke. After years of abuse, you are angry about your church getting called up about it? I was raised catholic, and my family are catholic, but years of abuse of priests and nuns against children cannot be ignored. They used their status and the child's innocence and fear of God to take advantage of them and then warn them that if they tell they will go to hell? I live in Ireland, you should see some of the stories that were uncovered in the media only months ago.

  • @paddymcanea Sorry if it seems like an attack,I didn't mean it to, but I don;t think it can be ignored. To say muslims etc have as much sexual abuse is just plain incorrect. The ad isn't an attack on catholics, it is satire, meant to amuse people with shock subjects. It is not an attack on a religion, but a jab at the catholic church organisation. It is the very least some of them deserve tbh

  • @ilromano66 or maybe it just wants to make people laugh

  • @ilromano66 ...ANTI CATHOLIC!!! YOU OBVIOUSLY DONT LIVE HERE IN IRELAND,ONE SUCH CASE IN THE 70'S AFTER THEIR SON WAS RAPED REPEATEDLY BY A "PRIEST" THEY WER VISITED BY THE LOCAL BISHOP WHO GAVE THE MOTHER 2 BOTTLES OF HOLY WATER AND SHE WAS TOLD TO PUT IN 3 DROPS INTO THE SONS BATH EVERY NIGHT TO WASH AWAY "HIS SINS"!!!!!! IT'S NOW CALLED THE IRISH CANCER IN MANY PARTS OF AMERICA AND 1 REPORT ACTUALLY STATED THAT THERE ARE 107 PRIESTS UNDER INVESTIGATION IN USA AND 73 OF THE PRIESTS ARE IRISH!

  • FUKN ASHAMED TO B IRISH OR SAY U ARE IN AMERICA NOW,ALL COVERED UP AND EVEN THE MOTHER IN THE ABOVE STORY DID WHAT SHE WAS TOLD AND PUT IN THE FUKN DROPS!!!!! UNFUKN REAL

  • @xsitegaming1 IM USING CAPS TO GET MY POINT ACROSS