Shit shoots away from your body because it knows how much your body sucks. How much you body decays and bloats. How much your body gets more and more useless until the point of your demise. I really think that shit has the right idea. Get away as fast as you can. Flush your flesh! Get outta sight on a wild, wild, water porcelain pipe ride. – Musov Shoko
The bottom line is that no one should give a damn about what anyone else says. This is ridiculous. I'm sick of seeing arguments on YouTube about a goddamn TELEVISION PROGRAM. What the fuck does it matter?
No offense but Metalocalypse is boring and Brendon Small should've kept doing Home movies. This show on the other hand has remained consistently funny throughout its run. Don't speak for the "fanbase" of this show.
this show is really great. i have a real hard time laughing at anything I see on tv. But this is really funny. But of course I'm not a pasty, slimy hunchback who jacks off to Japanese anime.
So yeah I don't know if you guys at AS are aware of this or not, but this show is not funny. A. cartoon network is for cartoons only, and B. it's NOT FUNNY. And you guys constantly forcing it down your viewers throats is getting old. Reconsider this shit, and make MORE metalocalypse.
@batcountryrabid So you think that just because you hate this show everyone else does? That's a little close minded.I like this show because it's random and so bizarre and I'm sure everyone else who likes this show would agree with me. And the reason why Adult Swim "force it down the viewers throat" is because they are giving the people what they want. Trust me,they would know if EVERYONE hated it and I would hate to say it but Cartoon Network is putting up "reality" shows too...
@TheDorkySquirrel I agree with you, I should not assume EVERYONE hates it, but the majority don't care for it. the fanbase for this show is extremely small, but they continue to push it, even though it's had its chance. On AS facebook page it's mainly people agreeing the same way I do, this show<everything else. The fans are getting annoyed that AS keeps trying to get us interested when we clearly never will be, and giving less interest to more popular shows.
@batcountryrabid Some of those live action shows are mediocre to terrible, but your whole argument loses any credibility when you ask for more Metalocolypse. That show is absolute shit.
@cmonoz Saying Metalocalypse is shit makes YOUR argument invalid as well. it's adult swim's most popular show, it causes the most traffic for the evening network, and it takes a lot of creative talent to produce, music and animation wise. This show has no talent, it's just a bunch of guys acting retarded for a cheap laugh.
@batcountryrabid Most popular show? Citation, please! Eh, maybe that's true, but by that logic, if simply being popular is the standard of quality, then American Idol is the best show on television.
Is it going to piss everyone off if I post anything bad abut this show? I have TRIED to like it, but it's just loud and annoying to me. Maybe I'm getting old. Please check out my channel for some funny short cartoons.
It is no longer Christmas. Please go out out business and stop sharing your Christmas music themed, thirty one second commercial with Adult Swim fans with AT&T.
God this show sucks adult swim needs better shows... only robot chicken is good and family guy -_- but of course they didn't make family guy.. but yes tim an eric. you suck.
@ThePOKOkitty fuck you was smart because you're an ignorant dick. someone can be a "dirty hippie" but the fact that their a hippie does not make them dirty, likewise you jumped to conclusion when you called him a "stupid pothead" (even if what he said WAS stupid)
@grimzuccini I apologize for calling you something when I do not know you. I don't know that you are a stupid pothead and you don't know if I am ignorant. I must apologize for my judgement.
@Sephirothskr adult swimming does make the good shows to be at laugh for but as really such familia person and to cyborg nugget. Much get teh updown frowns for this. SPOOOOOGETTHH oops I mean CIGAAAARETTEjuice
Tim and Eric is tge worst Comedy show on the planet
TheSpectroKidd 2 days ago
Set it, and forget it!
hughlingard 2 days ago
shouldve used a poop tube
NewPaltzIndie 6 days ago
rofl I've seen this scene so many times yet... I just caught the Macramony part hah!
Zen420919 1 week ago
Cinco's got some great products out there.
Merscer 1 week ago
So I started watching 30 Rock and I knew I remembered that intern from somewhere!
SPONGEBOB20 1 week ago
"just go to the bathroom before the wedding..."
partisan49 2 weeks ago
worse time to have the Hershey-squirts
TheHamgamer 2 weeks ago
Holy macramony
raffums99 2 weeks ago 3
Marked out for 1:29
whoeckum 3 weeks ago
The Diarrheaphragm will make your skin smell like pup.
Mateo11 3 weeks ago
0:46
Kapila 3 weeks ago
it's ken from 30 rock! great job!
Tboom123 3 weeks ago
press 3
aj0446 4 weeks ago
GOttah love how he spits some of that shit out!
TamaraMacaskill 1 month ago
Pierre is so suave.
ChristianU2ubeh 1 month ago
isnt that just a butt plug?
MinnesotaUnlimited 1 month ago
what just happened
tehallanaz 1 month ago
Press 2 for the funnys
maybedos 1 month ago
Tasnise's fine-ass...
SugarSigur 1 month ago
Too bad I didn't have this when I tanned my raccoon stripe.
fecalophagus 1 month ago
I need one of those, exept for my penis
GreenBlueClouds 1 month ago
@GreenBlueClouds LMFAO!!!
SugarSigur 1 month ago
just needed some D-Pants.
gazerman65 1 month ago
KENNETH!
DiVeronica 1 month ago
"Holy Mackamoni"
ErikHutt 2 months ago
Just like a beaver dam does.
junes2k 2 months ago
I dooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
iloveoreos15 2 months ago
1:28-1:32 ''Just go to the bathroom before the wedding". hahahaha
Theflipside182 2 months ago
OH NOEZ! DIARRHEA!!!
AwesomeRofalamao 2 months ago
well SOMEONE ate too much corn!
chizzlemang 2 months ago in playlist Season 5
What the fuck
Gameathoner 2 months ago
should have wore his DPANTS
harry66854 2 months ago
"Wish I'd gone to the bathroom before the wedding." Oooooh, puns.
Sdozeman 2 months ago in playlist Season 5
Lol why did they make them kiss like that at the end?
xClyded 3 months ago
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this was actually not funny...at all
nickm34456 3 months ago in playlist Season 5
um why is the doo-doo-doo-doo guy married to the doo-doo-doo-doo guy? 0:34
AblonPahdellaJaherst 3 months ago
1:33 LOLWAT
Vykkdraygo713 3 months ago
just go to the bathroom before the wedding
ItsSoGiggity 3 months ago
macramony lol
Enlightener57 3 months ago
I didn't have an ad, but the vid wouldn't load. i reloaded the page and got an ad.
Fuck.
thatsmahboi1337 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
...brought to you by Tyler Perry
lonelymarker 3 months ago
I love how the guy at the end is all like
"Just go to the bathroom before the wedding"
Polaf3456 4 months ago
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Shit shoots away from your body because it knows how much your body sucks. How much you body decays and bloats. How much your body gets more and more useless until the point of your demise. I really think that shit has the right idea. Get away as fast as you can. Flush your flesh! Get outta sight on a wild, wild, water porcelain pipe ride. – Musov Shoko
musov 4 months ago
inserted INTO the regtum.
MaddeyK 4 months ago
None of this is Jackie Chan!
tomfong292 4 months ago 41
@tomfong292 Did you know that Tinyhats is now open on Sunday?
Bassbait 1 day ago
O M G!!!
TeenCretin 5 months ago
am I the only one that noticed that man and the woman are the same guy at 0:33 ?
that made me laugh so much
OneChillIndividual 5 months ago
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OneChillIndividual 5 months ago
kennethhhhhhhhh :)
mopinshogun 5 months ago
lol that was funny but nasty at the same time1
casablanca4381 6 months ago
So, I guess these make D-Pants obsolete?
RipScissor 6 months ago 38
@RipScissor oh no! xD
Corkoth55 6 months ago
Just 3 boys. Living in a house. :)
Shinzu92 6 months ago
this show is so quality
DAETSNI 7 months ago
These ads are so lame.
ajs1989poop 7 months ago
"just go to the bathroom before the wedding" lol
neverlast15 7 months ago
@neverlast15 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAH
Corkoth55 6 months ago
Or you could just... go to the bathroom before the wedding. MAN FUCK YOU.
ross2694 8 months ago
holy macrimony
f1uckingretard 9 months ago
Holy shit, it's that guy from Grandma's Boy.
akitsaws666 9 months ago
Bing stop it, I'm not going use you and that band in your commercial is annoying me.
ChelsterSkelter 9 months ago
Diarrheaphragm. Brought to you by Denny's. No joke.
drbroccoli 9 months ago
The most epic kiss ever.
bloodhoun138 9 months ago
1:28 Successful troll.
AManNamedCM2 9 months ago
I... dooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhh... diarrhea! :(
DaltonMan321 9 months ago
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DaltonMan321 9 months ago
just go to the bathroom before the wedding lol
fcshxc 10 months ago
The bottom line is that no one should give a damn about what anyone else says. This is ridiculous. I'm sick of seeing arguments on YouTube about a goddamn TELEVISION PROGRAM. What the fuck does it matter?
slcpunk1 11 months ago
No offense but Metalocalypse is boring and Brendon Small should've kept doing Home movies. This show on the other hand has remained consistently funny throughout its run. Don't speak for the "fanbase" of this show.
TutsRevenge 11 months ago
This one and ebumber are the best!
downmachinedown 11 months ago
this show is really great. i have a real hard time laughing at anything I see on tv. But this is really funny. But of course I'm not a pasty, slimy hunchback who jacks off to Japanese anime.
stewyshepiro 1 year ago
So yeah I don't know if you guys at AS are aware of this or not, but this show is not funny. A. cartoon network is for cartoons only, and B. it's NOT FUNNY. And you guys constantly forcing it down your viewers throats is getting old. Reconsider this shit, and make MORE metalocalypse.
Thank you.
batcountryrabid 1 year ago
@batcountryrabid aww. umad?
lickemskogies 1 year ago
@batcountryrabid So you think that just because you hate this show everyone else does? That's a little close minded.I like this show because it's random and so bizarre and I'm sure everyone else who likes this show would agree with me. And the reason why Adult Swim "force it down the viewers throat" is because they are giving the people what they want. Trust me,they would know if EVERYONE hated it and I would hate to say it but Cartoon Network is putting up "reality" shows too...
TheDorkySquirrel 1 year ago
@TheDorkySquirrel I agree with you, I should not assume EVERYONE hates it, but the majority don't care for it. the fanbase for this show is extremely small, but they continue to push it, even though it's had its chance. On AS facebook page it's mainly people agreeing the same way I do, this show<everything else. The fans are getting annoyed that AS keeps trying to get us interested when we clearly never will be, and giving less interest to more popular shows.
batcountryrabid 1 year ago
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cmonoz 1 year ago
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cmonoz 1 year ago
@batcountryrabid Some of those live action shows are mediocre to terrible, but your whole argument loses any credibility when you ask for more Metalocolypse. That show is absolute shit.
cmonoz 1 year ago
@cmonoz Saying Metalocalypse is shit makes YOUR argument invalid as well. it's adult swim's most popular show, it causes the most traffic for the evening network, and it takes a lot of creative talent to produce, music and animation wise. This show has no talent, it's just a bunch of guys acting retarded for a cheap laugh.
batcountryrabid 1 year ago
@batcountryrabid Most popular show? Citation, please! Eh, maybe that's true, but by that logic, if simply being popular is the standard of quality, then American Idol is the best show on television.
cmonoz 1 year ago
truly amazing what this just did to my life...
ivandadog 1 year ago
I arghh... I arfggfg.. I DOOOOOOO!!!!! Diarra!
CoRnandOats 1 year ago
The U.S. Army supports the Diarrheaphragm
HwaRang39 1 year ago 24
Ok, I just watched the whole commercial.......AND THEN THERES AN ERROR!!!!
Lukerativestopaction 1 year ago
@Lukerativestopaction I know wtf is that shit??
StaciMarie333 1 year ago
Is it going to piss everyone off if I post anything bad abut this show? I have TRIED to like it, but it's just loud and annoying to me. Maybe I'm getting old. Please check out my channel for some funny short cartoons.
toonsmyth 1 year ago
@toonsmyth Cool story bro.
You bashed a show and simultaneously whored yourself out. Great job!
BenevolentZombyJesus 1 year ago 2
Thanks Cinco
aaallleeexxx62 1 year ago
Dear Verizon,
It is no longer Christmas. Please go out out business and stop sharing your Christmas music themed, thirty one second commercial with Adult Swim fans with AT&T.
Thank you.
haircutbob2 1 year ago 8
@haircutbob2
It's almost Christmas now biatch.
sciences8 3 months ago
@sciences8 Wow. I'm shocked that that stayed top comment so long. I have ad block now, biatch.
haircutbob2 3 months ago
@haircutbob2
Well, yeah. Everyone does.
sciences8 3 months ago
@haircutbob2 Noob uses AT&T and doesn't have adblock
donnypwn 2 months ago
@donnypwn I have adblock...
haircutbob2 2 months ago
seeing this commercial 7 million times makes me want it more..
Sabored 1 year ago
ouch that must hurt to get installed
getalife77381 1 year ago
hehe i love how as the seasons progressed they got exponentially grosser.
jonnyl9410 1 year ago
lol a butt plug.
catwoman0369 1 year ago
13 people just go to the bathroom before the wedding.
musickizlife1 1 year ago 2
"you should just go to the bathroom before the wedding =_="
lmao
iamjordandavoll 1 year ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Now, if only it were funny...
APPLESAUCE50 1 year ago
@APPLESAUCE50 i heard you should put a gun to your head and pull the trigger and that will make it funnier, go ahead, give it a *shot*
TakeTheVeilESP 1 year ago
@TakeTheVeilESP actually suicide is funnier than this... so yea...
APPLESAUCE50 1 year ago
@APPLESAUCE50 your own suicide would be much funnier, I agree
TakeTheVeilESP 1 year ago
can't have tim & eric without diarrhea
craparoniandcheese 1 year ago
I... DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUOUOUAHHHDIEREAH D:
0niK4ge 1 year ago
I love how Verizon supports the Diarrheaphragm
thecommonground 1 year ago 51
@thecommonground haha and so does disney
PorkyMamma 9 months ago
@PorkyMamma Also Denny's
DaltonMan321 9 months ago
Lame... to the Nth degree.
bozzutoman 1 year ago
You know, you can get the same results from wearing a butt plug.
VolaticusDiabolus 1 year ago
lmfao gross
kinggreg41189 1 year ago
Wow, that was interesting.
ebonknight 1 year ago
Oh my god this is just way too grotesque...
Turboplant 1 year ago
not funny
mhks68 1 year ago
Its in my blood, its in my balls
SuperSadistHamada 1 year ago
this is quite late...
Corkoth55 1 year ago
teehee:)
FarziGuerra 1 year ago
still dont like it :( sorry
grimrotten 1 year ago
you guys are geniuses!
oddballmatt 1 year ago
This is the first tim and eric skit I didnt laugh at. Hmmmmmm :(
chipsinabox 1 year ago
@chipsinabox yea well I held off on it when I saw it posted last night because I wasnt in a good mood... but it was good I waited because I loled
oddballmatt 1 year ago
macrimony? thought it was matrimony?
drgabethebabe 1 year ago
Where can you get these?
Are they online?
Anyone have the link?
I want to give these as gifts for Christmas.
I know so many people that are so full of shit!
BrentAudi 1 year ago
Thanks Cinco
Nekomdome 1 year ago
legitimately laughing my ass off @ 1:38
salvucci91 1 year ago
SPAGET
tk20028 1 year ago
Good job Keneth. Good job.
darknight10000 1 year ago
if only Cinco truly existed.
StraightEdgeNate 1 year ago 47
@StraightEdgeNate They do... They are a credit union... UH ohhh Tim N Eric.. Copyright time
5B1O3Y 1 year ago
@StraightEdgeNate For real. I'm sick and shit my pants twice today, and all I could think about was having one of these bad boys.
crompton420 6 months ago
@crompton420 Well, if you do get one....cram it up your ass.
TeenCretin 5 months ago
@StraightEdgeNate cinco does exist bro check the as seen on tv section at wally world.
steveman03 4 months ago in playlist Season 5
@steveman03 no way. thats awesome im going now and buying a tird
StraightEdgeNate 4 months ago
God this show sucks adult swim needs better shows... only robot chicken is good and family guy -_- but of course they didn't make family guy.. but yes tim an eric. you suck.
Sephirothskr 1 year ago
@Sephirothskr
Get high and watch it, its the best show on their douche
chub321 1 year ago
@chub321 stupid pothead
ThePOKOkitty 1 year ago
@ThePOKOkitty you realize half of this network's shows are pothead material, right?
haproductions01 1 year ago
@haproductions01 XDDDD hemp tycoon.
ThePOKOkitty 1 year ago
@ThePOKOkitty fuck you
grimzuccini 1 year ago
@grimzuccini XD say something smart.
ThePOKOkitty 1 year ago
@ThePOKOkitty fuck you was smart because you're an ignorant dick. someone can be a "dirty hippie" but the fact that their a hippie does not make them dirty, likewise you jumped to conclusion when you called him a "stupid pothead" (even if what he said WAS stupid)
grimzuccini 1 year ago
@grimzuccini unless said hippie did not shower because he/she was a hippie.
drumskater337 1 year ago
@grimzuccini I apologize for calling you something when I do not know you. I don't know that you are a stupid pothead and you don't know if I am ignorant. I must apologize for my judgement.
ThePOKOkitty 1 year ago
@Sephirothskr Family Guy sucks. The writing and acting on that show is fucking moronic. I wish it would just get cancelled already.
darknight10000 1 year ago
@Sephirothskr adult swimming does make the good shows to be at laugh for but as really such familia person and to cyborg nugget. Much get teh updown frowns for this. SPOOOOOGETTHH oops I mean CIGAAAARETTEjuice
weatherkop 1 year ago
god tim and eric are fuckin weird
grindcoremaniac 1 year ago 2
HAHAHA...so sick...
tr1ple7s1nn3r 1 year ago
Where was that when I had my oral report a few years back LOL
Bloganon 1 year ago
Here's to another 100 years of great products from Cinco!
wormfarm3000 1 year ago 2
@wormfarm3000 I Hear That!
13Gerrit57 1 year ago
i don't know what to think of that.
sicninja911 1 year ago
I like D-Pants much better than Diarrheaphragm. It's much more discrete. The only problem is, no solid loafs.
PartVIII 1 year ago
@PartVIII Yes I think the D-pants were much better. At least you don't have a pressure buildup of diarrhea in your intestines all day. LMAO
mattboy1152 1 year ago
@mattboy1152 The pressure is a little uncomfortable, but my colon adjusted.
The only real problem that I've had with the Diarrheaphragm was when the chain broke. It's like the kind of chain you get from a vending machine.
PartVIII 1 year ago
@PartVIII i peed
mellozea 1 year ago
haha
TheCoconutHeadKid 1 year ago
this shyt funny 4realz
klyzn 1 year ago
to many whiteboys on here
klyzn 1 year ago
@klyzn Shut up.
darknight10000 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
3rd!
kamakazeozzy 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
2nd
TomFuIp 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
first view, hell yeah
mynameislovexp 1 year ago