Shaq on Jimmy Kimmel Live PART 1

[nymets395]

LOL its funny cause he did go to the Celtics 

[JinNOSify]

damn he's tall.

[fdr100100]

ventostig

[btrballin]

lol jimmy thinks its absurd for him to go to celtics but he did!

[Anfmethodjor]

Jimmy is right, those garments looks awful on Shaq, matter of fact, on anybody.

[lauge111]

Thumbs up if you think Shaq is one funny big black guy.

[SuperNingerGinger]

they don't make um big enough ;) fingerwag fingerwag

[Tupacexpert]

Can you guys wait to hear him on TNT

[veeseee128]

he so tall he looks funny lookin

[rockfan96channel]

@veeseee128 have u seen yao?

[nanniesparrow]

i love how proud he is of being the black hagrid lol

[nonsensepeoples]

hes wearing a jabba costume

[dacrazykid2]

shaq is fucking awesome!

[TheEpiph]

jimmy kimmel looks like a penis with eyes.

[BTheMag]

"I can't imagine you in a celtics uniform."

haha

[SHIFFTY666]

At 1:26 i was waiting for him to say "I don't use any underwear".

[vasily23]

"Lebronathon"



[CheStillFighting]

shaq has a great sense of humour, sign of intelligence. plus hes clearly very smart.

i also find it ironic that people question his intelligence, probably based on his reputation or stereotypes with big people or something ridiculous like that - when that really demonstrates that the people making these statements are struggling on the iq ladder.

[mexia23]

Big Aristole

[harrisanddave]

jimmy miss penny

[MishuTaste]

It's a lot easier to type insults on YouTube than to actually DO SOMETHING amazing with your life.

[remalion]

That Sofa looks so small...

[MetalOnPiano]

3:35... Guess where he wound up playing? :)

[blackiechan52]

shaq looks like he's dressed for bed

[T1memaster]

Shaq has the size of a giant and the IQ of a mental midget. Sad really.

[uncleoflaugh]

@T1memaster how...

[holypredator]

@T1memaster

IQ of a mental midget??

Shaq got a MBA degree..

[simplelife008]

you know kobe is the best son

[simplelife008]

use to be a beast in lakers too bad

[kickodude]

Look its Andre the Giant!

[JayRicci7891]

Oh man! Im so gonna miss this guy. Shaq would make a great anylyst.

Shaq teaming up with Ernie, Chuck, C-Webb and Kenny Smith on TNT would be frickin hilarious!

[Hrko1992]

lol is he wearing pj's ? :D

[dradelhelmi]

Shaq retired... thank you for 19 EPIC seasons, you will be missed big guy

[zooweemama24]

The Fat Mamba!

[Dudeyfruity]

you know that the feet and the hands dnt have anything to do with chong size. The ears do. The bigger the ears the bigger the ehem.

[tenebre911]

@Dudeyfruity ....is this true? do you have any evidence? just never heard it before...

[Dudeyfruity]

@tenebre911 you really wana noe how i know? ... Jk. It was a university study done by virginia or san diego or some university, sorry forgot the name. They saw that 97% of the time shoe and hand size had no correlation however ear size did. You will never look at a man the same.

[pimpadaisy]

dear mr.kimmel let me give you so friendly advice, you shoud try not to piss of shaq

[MrS98VAC]

MMMMM,my dream is to get dicked by Shaq,Michael Jordan,Kobe Bryant,Ron Artest,and Eddy Curry one after the other!!

[gesc1989]

what year is this?

[leatherface13cano]

@gesc1989 2010 it says it right there on the video when it was uploaded

[livexthexlife192]

the lebron-athon. lmfao shaq is too great. and im a bulls fan thru and thru, but i LOVE the celtics. deffo my second fave team in the nba.

[Alex19al]

3:57 my god that finger

[exclusteve]

shaq isnt dumb. shaq looks dumb.

[MARKLStudios]

JKL was racist when he said "You look like the night sky" or maybe it's just me. Either way that was HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!

[LazarusAlmighty]

@MARKLStudios it's because of his outfit...

[MARKLStudios]

@LazarusAlmighty Oh lol, I'm racist then :D

[hiephoi058]

if he want to rape you.. nothing you can do

[beverlypress]

(-_-)

[rt9413]

No homo

[rt9413]

Lol his finger was od big

[DalueCommentarys]

0:25 started as a joke but by 0:27 Jimmy was fearing rape.

[krodes65]

Kazaam

[TacoManTuesday]

HAHAHA!!! You look like the night sky.

[firzennet]

dude this guys got huge hands.look at when he waves his finger, its like fuking huge

[TheJadedAdvocate]

i like how everybody else sits in a chair and shaq gets a couch. lol.

[retrotw]

17 people are either from Los Angeles...Orlando...Cleveland.­...Phoenix or Miami...

[halioj]

LMAO at the guys reaction at 3:48 ...totally hilarious..

[heyshannon10]

he's so big they have to get him a couch instead of a chair

[Nikk0Z]

shaq isnt dumb, wtf. why are people saying hes dumb?

[LilBlitz116]

@Nikk0Z ppl are saying he's dumb cuz he's big.big ppl seem dumb i guess

[abigmacsass]

@Nikk0Z because of his voice^^

[JakeJax]

@Nikk0Z

Because he's inarticulate.

[Mraloneandsad]

@Nikk0Z cuz hes not dum :)

[2paczfan]

@Nikk0Z just to support your point, his no-look-passes are pretty good

[TUUK2006]

@Nikk0Z Do you pay ANY attention to the things he says? Spend a few minutes looking into it. If you can't see it, the irony is overwhelming.

[162andsinglebaby]

@TUUK2006 He's not a complete dumbass though -.- you just pass him off that way because he's a giant lumbering jock

which is sad really that you go about your day judging people by their stereotypes

and to answer your question I did pay attention to what he said and nothing really struck me as him being incompetent

I'm not saying shaq is the greatest intellect the world has ever known but he's deffinitley not "dumb"

you're just a conceited troll

[UnDiSee]

@TUUK2006 You know he has a P.h.d right?

[alexwilsonNC]

@UnDiSee Shaq??? No he doesn't. LOL!

[emperadorotomano23]

@Nikk0Z cuse he looks like: """ahhhh what am i doing here??¿¿¿¿

[dumaramutsi]

@Nikk0Z look at his face

[cv1000cv]

Look at the difference between what Shaq is wearing and what David Beckham wore on Jimmy Kimmel.

Americans really have no fashion whatsoever!

[ACERSKID]

@cv1000cv no just hard to find decent cloths at 7ft 1 ;D

[cv1000cv]

@ACERSKID Cloths maybe but I was talking about clothes ; )

[ACERSKID]

@cv1000cv Haha my bad, also different continents different fashions isn't there :)

[cv1000cv]

@ACERSKID That was my point. Americans have terrible fashion : )

[Persiandude933]

@cv1000cv dude its not about fashion. its about class.

[cv1000cv]

@Persiandude933 And Beckham has far more class than Shaq ever will.

[Persiandude933]

@cv1000cv agreed. athletic skills aside. look @ beckham, he suited up, put on a tie and everything. whereas shaq, well to quote jimmy "those look like pyjamas" Shaq's entrace compared to beckham.Shaq has slurred speech whereas you can actually understand beckham's. See my point. But images aside they both have MAD skills

[DaKillerBizcuit]

@cv1000cv thats because shaq is just a huge joke

[Saskiequelle]

3:50 Hahahhahaha

[TokyoNerd]

He lives in my town...I saw him in Guitar Center once. Nice guy...bigger than he looks.

[Skindoggiedog]

Shaq's a great guy, but dumb as fucking dogshit :p

[samquan123]

shit he is giant.

[TheUnreaI]

Why is he in his pyjamas?????

[geesthacht82]

I wish Shaq were gay. He looks so hot, and I love muscular Afro-Americans.

[tigerdrive]

shaqs fingers are bigger than my cock

[ChilenoPiscean22]

@tigerdrive

LOLOLOL

[XxValkyrxX]

LOL You can tell Shaq is one of those big guys that it's easy to take shots at

[JimbosliceLV]

Damn, Shaq is the biggest Sparkling Wiggle I ever seen. lol

[RaymondPhilipImel]

why is Jackhole in the tags

[ponswe08]

that's a big papa

[jagjaghuh]

Imagine his penis... he is black + he is huge!

[lovroj]

that suit is terraweful

[Turbok23]

@ilovemusicfyi did u do anal?

[paraskevas15]

@ilovemusicfyi it's common sense actually :p

[WutangClan4LiF3]

@ilovemusicfyi how do you know

[epicfailmontages]

@ilovemusicfyi I was just wondering how enormous he would be

[JoeySkate24]

@ilovemusicfyi haha we can see it at 0:36-0:38

[otnomnoraa]

@ilovemusicfyi Unfortunately, Shaq is also still a virgin due to his gargantuan penis.

[goatkiller68]

@ilovemusicfyi sorry i have to ask. how do you know?

[ilovemusicfyi]

@goatkiller68 If I told you I would have to kill you. Lets just say I had to get surgery

[ninjacaboozle]

@ilovemusicfyi katt williams told you

[ilovemusicfyi]

@ninjacaboozle you would think.....

[Elmaln]

@ilovemusicfyi it is so big that when Jimmy walked in on Shaq in a steam room he thought it was Mugsy Bogues in a fur hat.

[1337inzock]

@ilovemusicfyi so how do you know?

[zwiftblade]

@ilovemusicfyi For some reason I think you are completely right.

[mnypwrrspkt]

@ilovemusicfyi i dont even want to know

[LivingBetterTV]

I wonder if Shaq quit rapping if not I want to make a song with him!

click my page and tell me if im any good

favorite player of all time!

[uiruu]

3:48

I still can't believe Dicky Barrett is the announcer...

[blackmouthblackface]

LOL shaq is such a fucking funny cunt,

Shaq: no, not even underwear, they dont make..that big *points at the ladies in the audience* LOL GOLDEN

[MrGOOZ3]

Shaq gonna make "Inside the NBA" even more a CLASSIC tv show when he joins, but i wish he could have his own TV show LMFAO

[fuzzylips]

Shaq wearing loafers haha

[darklordwj]

who else got the mexican who looked like mario for a advertisment

[aisan14]

I would not mind licking shaq ass!

[NizMoneyElMir]

The beginnig looked a bit gay.

[mattd687]

It took Shaq like 10 seconds to mount that 'mortician' comeback. Probably because he was so out of breathe due to that long walk he took from the backstage to the couch. What is that? 25 feet or so?

[jkl623]

shaq u play like shit 2 weeks ago against the lakers now your sitting out tonights game..grow a pair

[XxScottyxX69]

@jkl623 im sure he is goin to look at this comment and take ur advice. STFU he doesnt give a shit what u say lmao

[jkl623]

@XxScottyxX69 u seem like a smart kid so tell me if my nuts are on your chin wheres my cock?

[XxScottyxX69]

@jkl623 on my nose

[jkl623]

@XxScottyxX69 no thats my pubes try again

[XxScottyxX69]

@jkl623 i love lil kids like u that feel stupid so make up stupid shit that has nothing to do with the comment. Tell your mom to make my sandwich righ next time btw

[jkl623]

@XxScottyxX69 i love ur mom and tell her to clean her pussy righ next time btw..douche that shit or im gonna go back to putting it in her butt

[XxScottyxX69]

@jkl623 learn to back up your comment before you talk shit lmfao....it so fun fighting with u cuz u have nothing good to say about ur comment

[quintyng]

he wants to say kobe was the best to play with....lol

[falcons2k81]

Now we kno y shaq went to Boston

[falcons2k81]

Was dis before or after he signed wit boston

[TheBestProducer]

@falcons2k81 after

[falcons2k81]

@TheBestProducer o no wonder he signed wit boston

[iRaTeYourVideoz]

@falcons2k81 ye

[ByeByeBirdie89]

lol shaq is hilarious

[Duggysgurl]

That bitch is huge!!! Hot!

[aameyer98]

i thought he was gonna pick him up... HAHAHA!!!

[mrsicarly]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[tharealYonas28]

''do you have a special department at fruit of the loom for you''

[TekkenForceUnite]

Damn you Jimmy Kimmel. Your the reason Shaq went to the Celtics! Lol.

[darkspeed62]

Who else would bound in and put their feet up like that? You gotta love Shaq - how can you not love the dude?

[natureboyinyourface]

3:48,who is he?

[teagan684]

@natureboyinyourface A proud Celtics supporter, very happy to see Shaq done the Clover.

[laykerzfan4lyfe]

@natureboyinyourface a guy who works there who's a celtics fan

[SuperNova0419]

Man I Love Shaq

[aisan14]

i fucking love shaq.. he makes me sooo horney!

[gr14120047]

@aisan14 i could fack u too beb just call 265489562

[aisan14]

@gr14120047 no thanks!

[gr14120047]

any time bebe

[aisan14]

@gr14120047 do you know how to read?

[MacciusCapitondis]

Everyone Type "Won" Before youtube.com

provate a scrivere won prima di youtube.com

[PrimoKarim]

Notice how they only have the love seat.

[nickstr09]

"you look like the night sky" ROFL

[808silver1]

who is funnier shaq or howard?

[TheRickychengshow]

Shaq > Kobe, Lebron, Wade

[MrFan32]

a lot of hoes say he has a tiny penis

[leonthekill]

@MrFan32 blacks dun have tiny penis

[wbooker10]

@leonthekill  well my boyfriend penis is 11 and 1/2 if thats tiny well then i dont want anything bigger

[leonthekill]

@wbooker10 cm? lol

[wbooker10]

@leonthekill ok big boy what ever you say ......

[jambajuicelvr21]

@wbooker10 lol that is the most absurd thing i've ever heard. 11 and a 1/2 is complete and utter bull shit. at least come up with something reasonable like 9 but even that's pushing it

[wbooker10]

@jambajuicelvr21 wow 11 1/2 is a size that you cant even dream wow and 9 is really big for you wow. that tells you what size you are look MR. i dont care if you believe me or not the only reason i am even talking to you is because i am pregnant with his baby. he is a EMT so when he is working i wast time with fools like you. and by being a white women i hope this doesnt comes off as racist but are you asian.

[wbooker10]

@MrFan32 you are liying a women on Howard Stern radio said his dick was the biggest she ever saw.and i want some of that o yes.

[checkchad]

@asploded why are you saying the obvious just to get thumbs up?

[650ballinwhiteboy]

JUSTIN BIEBER'S MALE REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN

[when21redman]

@Noorsoccer no Justing Bieber don't have one u know that his is small

[when21redman]

shaq is the king

[iSpotRebbeca]

This is so funny! I love when Shaq pouts!