Raw Audio: I've Got a Steak Knife in Me

[brusterj881]

"i had money but he didnt get it" pure epicness

[311JBones]

no shit he's bleeding he's got a knife in chest!!!

[antwanfisher30]

I'd be like send a fuckin ambulence and stop asking questions bitch

[sorenkierkegaard2008]

This guy is a TROOPER!!

[TheRiggyRiggs]

Hello I just got my leg chopped off, can you please send someone when you have time or after I get some food?

[MacraStraba]

LOL he casually spoke on the phone like nothing happened. He even had the nerve to thank the operator.

[xxjustanothersoulxx]

the only thing manlier than that would have been if he had encounter a grizzly bear on his way to the diner and with that same knife he had made a fur jacket out of 'm..

[JOS3EMMANUEL]

HAHa

[spotandedgar]

- "there's a knife stuck in my chest."

-"How many of them?" This made my day. Any time two people this dumb try and do anything serious is poor comic gold.

[fadelio22]

its actually "how'd that happen"

[spotandedgar]

Wow, listening to it again; I don't know how I could have made that mistake,LOL. Thanks.

[IronManTalks]

A drunk guy who got stabbed with a steak knife in a supposed attempted mugging, who then had the steak knife left in his chest, who then called 911, who then sat down to have a cup of coffee at a diner while he waited for an ambulance?..... Wow. Merry fucking Christmas.

[TiramisuHappy]

"Sorry sir, I can't help you right now. I'm on my COFFEE BREAK. Why don't you call the other 911..."

[RetroMods452]

ahhaha lol nice one!

[winterstellar]

But I have to go eat dinner now. SeeYa, maybe! : )

[12GaugeLosAngeles]

instead of are you ok, is there blood, "what did he look like"

[daedalx]

He should of said "I'm not sure, I was a bit distracted by the knife protruding from my heart."

[deelee87]

@daedalx HAHA so good

[engeo1993]

why do they fucking ask so many questions? send the ambulance first then ask stupid questions..

[Achack]

cuz if they sent an ambulance to every 911 call they would need about 700 an hour.

[sfgox10]

They do send the ambulance while they're asking the questions... lulz

[matman125]

This is enough to give anyone blue balls

[AfricanMadman]

The operator is a fucking riot! LOL!!!!!

[KirbyPwnz13]

Operators are idiots. Doesn't take much to become one.

[sfgox10]

Yep, just about a 12 week certification class. Nothing special

[graphattic]

The guy stabbed is one tough motherfucker.

[BlackKingX]

Yeah, operator sucks.

[ChristinaWatkinson]

"was he a white or black guy"

so now there's only 2 races in America lol

[digitalbots]

lol very tru

[mbison83]

@ChristinaWatkinson seriously.. dumb bitch lol

[Dyvyd88]

@ChristinaWatkinson haha I didn't even notice that

[xxxFaustusxxx]

Damn this is a dumb operator.

"Are you bleeding?"

No - I just got stabbed with a steak knife and I'm not bleeding.

[winterstellar]

Oooouch! They're kinda small and not very sharp, right? Not exactly a "Rambo-knife", eh?It must'a hurt pretty bad:(

[TheLiberalssuckdick]

no it tickles moron.

Captain obvious

[StephonWallace]

sounds like both of the people on this phone are fucking idiots

[winterstellar]

@TheLiberalssuckdick Nah, Billy Ray Bob, I think it Kinda hurts. By the way, I'm as liberal and as intellectual and smart as they come. Now go play some banjo and have some wet dream about McCain/Palin, the couple with a combined IQ of approx 55, hehe: )

[TheLiberalssuckdick]

No it tinkles,

now go back and continue your pilgrimage to Obama's village in Kenya.

[winterstellar]

@TheLiberalssuckdick Obama is the best thing ever to happen to America. He will prove to be even better than Roosevelt, Kennedy, Clinton and all the other great democrat presidents we've had. Amen to that! : )

[TheLiberalssuckdick]

ha.

close to $2 trillion dollars in his first year. Not bad.

It took bush 8 years to reach his final $5 trillion.

good job moron.

[Docthewrench]

@TheLiberalssuckdick actually BUSH didnt come close to what OBAMA has spent already. OBAMA has already out spent all presidents combined in history

[Docthewrench]

@winterstellar Not true how can you deny him breaking all his promises faster then all presidents in history. He has out spent ALL presidents in history combined already. He has become a War Monger, he is making bush look like a wanna be anti christ where as OBAMA has become one. I did not like bush either, but what OBAMA is doing and will do, omg. And Teddy Roosevelt was the last real bad ass president in office. He would mop the floor with Obama. OBAMA is already worse then BUSH

[CelticDragon0]

Just ignore the troll-he does this for attention

[sfgox10]

Hehe, no humility for you ? Or, usually people who are as intellectually inclined as yourself don't generally say that hahah

[winterstellar]

@sfgox10 Hehe, I'm just a "kvasi-intellectual", I just pretend to be smart, but I'm really a dumb hick, a hillbilly with no education at all, hehehahah!: )