Beat Your Kids - Comedy Time

[EndOpressionSession]

is this censored...the swearing is CENSORED??? WHY? SHIT!

[samjasminex3]

Um let's not get racist here..

[craqqer]

If your American you don't know what getting beat means

[SnowBroProductions]

very funny! I also agree with the actual message behind this, kids these days are ridiculus

[timewellwasted247]

Greg Morton does a similar joke. I think his delivery is much better than this one.



[xxjoexx20]

From the Thumbnail, I thought it was Obama.

[mamichocolat]

Is he wearng a bf blazer??

[mothafraker]

Hotwheelz tracks & wooden spoons

[zombiebabe09]

dude i just saw u tonight and u did the same shit....douche...get a new act....

[mothafraker]

@zombiebabe09 All comedians repeat their act

[vampgirl12345]

@zombiebabe09 why dont you try writing an entire half hour of jokes? its not that easy, so yes, they ar going to repeat their acts.

[qinah86luvsmuhd]

i got beat with a jump rope one time

my firend got beat with an extension cord

THAT WAS ROUGH

[0000s0000s000000]

f*ckin a!

[Rakamonk]

this joke passed from all latino comedians .. and now here comes this guy.. 

[matos003md]

my mom used to beat me with anything. glue sticks, branches, brushes, belts, chanclas

plates. anything she could find

i remember when we had harry potter wands, my mom loved those.

but i was never a brat

[guarilio989]

This is my uncle. I can attest to the celery thing lol my grandma tells me that all the time lol

[snowdrakon]

i hope its not true

[ryanakron]

the jokes have potential but delivery was no good. Talk much slower imo

[warhead540]

His act if full of contradictions. He says kid is dumb for wearing helmet. Then his last punchline praises helmet while playing lawn darts. Not only is it stupid, but there is no reasoning behind his jokes.

He starts out with "beat kids." He doesnt say anything about it, just says it. The only joke to come out of it, is that his father raped him. How is that humorous? Stupid, illogical, all it was was energy. Not funny.

[TheChickenAddict1]

@warhead540

i agree... but russel peters is beyond funnier then him...

[swirl2496]

@TheChickenAddict1 they both cover diffirent areas of comedy

[TheOstrichGods]

@warhead540 the punch line was that he WAS a stupid kid.

[ncfwhitetigress]

@warhead540 Agreed I'm wondering why he's making a joke out of child sexual assault. That kind of creeped me out.

[KillerKabel]

It's like... I've heard this topic so many times before, it's not fun anymore..

And yet, it's the truth, and should be spoken as often as possible.

[PS3andPCgamereviews]

LOL!!! NICE! "hey rocky, heard the veggie tale.. " LOL

[pjce3]

kinda hard to understand

[ActionPaully]

this guy is really good. I hope he makes it to an HBO special someday

[GodsEmployer]

haha hes pretty funny

[nooneisusingthisname]

he's pretty good at times, i just hope he's not serious

[Flamz0rz]

decent

[Loveseekingmissile]

he's a prime example of why you shouldn't beat your kids.

[nubiantigeress]

@Loveseekingmissile yeah, you're right. they might grow up with some character and make jokes about the stupid things they did to get hit.

[blackspida130]

Probably the best I've seenon here.

[McMilan95]

more of this guy plx, he's very funny ^^

[Toadphillips]

I don't think it was that funny.

[Gaeilge2000]

Way ta go, R-R-R-ROCK!

[PhoniexCountry]

loser

[archivesbc]

Excellent delivery - if he made most of those fly - he could zing amazing ones. He needs a writer to write his material.

[dbkp]

hahaahahah this guy is the best so far

[walkwalkslow]

cow's nipple. lolz

[KANETREADWELL]

More of this guy!

[rad4life1]

I remember lawn darts! lol

[KooLRajK]

4th

[emzirek]

Funny guy. This IS comedy!!!

[wesselklooster]

second

[darksoal99]

first