Delta Ebonics Commerical

[stoicfan]

"let me aks you something" perfect XD

[frank233345]

@stoicfan "You 'fin to raise up and get your travel on ?" 

[BigRedChester]

my screensaver is at 0:37 where it shows the green pimp

[DeleteThisMF]

I've heard this before a while back but the fucking photos had me in tears. Bravo.

[TheOfficialRef]

That was the most funniest shit I heard all month... I don't care what people think, this type of language is creative & laughable. The type of speech you would use around close friends that understand the lingo.

[carolc48105]

OMG!!  I needed a good laugh!

[someguy510bayarea]

@GuardianslloflLight When the guy said "We got you covered like a jimmy-hat." A jimmy-hat a condom.

[wesker0900]

lol hilarious

[oldscorpion13]

uh uh umm uh uh umm uhh umm oooweee delta gots it gawning awn dayme!

[GuardiansIIOfIILight]

Lol! What is a jimmy hack? If that is even what the guy said!

[thenutintheushanka18]

@GuardiansIIOfIILight Jimmy hat=condom.

[ripcord1022]

Got you covered like a jimmy hat LOL

[darwincity]

CLASSIC!!!

[thevidguy11]

funniest thing i have heard in a long time time. And anyone who calls this racist is a dumb ass. Its stereotypical.

[stopcop]

This is funny but racist.

[captainpegs07]

@stopcop what's racist about it? It was blacks who first claimed ebonics as a distinct sub-dialect of standard American English.

[FunkDoppler]

Lol funny black folks talk like that.

[flymarvin]

SPOOKS CANT SPEAK

[sclay12345]

It's humorous bc it reflects a casual way that some people talk. But...it is exaggerated. Funny, though.

[cg62262]

I love it!

[MrRJDB1969]

Funny !

[Grungemarch]

I like this

[getonid]

IDIOCRACY is here.

[0rionProject]

The reason this isn't racist is because it's not only black people who talk like this. Oddly enough, i only see black people saying it's racist because they are aware of the stereotype.

[liveup5]

Check it...we all be luvin' us summa dem Delta Coochie ho's! A'ite? Ain't nuthin' but a chicken wing!

[Dalboni]

GREAT AUAYUHAUAH

[karimeh22]

THIS MOFO LOL

[monsterzeroJr]

Blacks don't fly. They only carry my baggage at O'Hare airport when I land.

[monsterzeroJr]

MrMikeTubbz, you're talking about the traitors to the black tradition like yourself.

Traditionally blacks hang out at the O'Hare airport premises stalking travelers and panhandling, especially at night. That's their contribution to civil aviation.

Real blacks don't fly though.

[MrLOLSUPUMAD]

@monsterzeroJr LOL LOL OLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LL THATS FUCKING TRUE MAN THATS SO FUCKING TRUE HAHAHAHA

[braposo23]

lmfao

[TrainSounds]

What is a jimmy hat?

[aeroaman]

@TrainSounds  a condom- profolacive.

[jbriscoe13]

yep a condom....never heard gin and juice by snoop?

[Bashwuan]

a condom, friend.

[rokstaredrink]

We got you covered like a jimmy hat!!

[Onizen6000]

i swear if this was a real commercial, id only fly delta

[dukeboy2212]

true that

[andresblazeit420]

Modern day Ebonics is SO much easier to understand than 70's jive talk.

[JuStGrEaTfUl]

Thats funny . Now niggers can fly to

[GAZZA251170]

DJ YODA samples this on his "How to cut & paste" cd.

[Pacfan98]

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[75andalive]

Dey aint got no brains ANYHOW !

[75andalive]

We dun been had flown up in der !!!

[anatolyy]

Shut up, you muppet.

[anglaismoyen]

The fuck?

[TheMarzipanJesus]

We done been all up in there.

[maraisreq]

fly-ass Delta koochies LMFAO

[kidsalami05]

The sad thing is that people do speak like this in America. This is what happens when the government raises children, the parents are not in the home, and you promote cultural diversity. This almost a legitimate way to speak to children in schools in either Oakland or Alameda County in the mid 90's. It was not approved, but it's still scary. We could now have press #1 for English, press #2 for Spanish, press #3 for Ebonics. Political Correctness is retarded.

[skipplet]

People speak like this is the UK as well. You thought ebonics was bad, try ebonics with an English accent.

[Rougamaru]

try it in in, or with the accent of, the language of the japanese. it will break yo shit!

[SamuriHamster]

you obviously have never been to america faggot

[asapilot3064]

Yep... this is the new English for our kids... rap music (noise) contributes to it ...

[MrsPeytonCullen]

this vid is funny as hell. maybe thats bad 2 say but it IS! lmfao i love it

[TrainSounds]

This is funny, but offensive.

[RoyaleMcChicken]

Facts are quite offensive.

[skipplet]

How is this offensive?

[ARMOROID5000]

"Yo' muthu f@&ker! I be whacked up with d' stupids of dis' here flick yo' all be perpetrat'n as d' way it be rol'n tongue up in this biiaatch! Yo all's be slamm'n us homes about's our's Ebonics mouth wag! Yo' ain't sing'n no jive I'z be cognitat'n. I'z b' so fly wit' dis sheeeeiiiiiiitt!"

(TRANS.) "You mother fornicator! I'm angry with how ignorantly your video portrays how we speak in the ghetto.

Your degrading us all about ebonics. I can't understand what YOU say! I'm very cool because of it"

[nategrier2003]

yo son that make me want to hop on the plane

[enotdetcelfer]

ROCKET FUEL MALT LIQUOR DAMN

[mhmmchris]

I think I just died.

[MrMarkMorrison]

DIS IS DA BAWM!!!

[99rhetbaboons]

This is how the kids in our special ed. class talk.

[sarayuchina]

@99rhetbaboons racist

[Bshellz000]

lmaoo lickty split

[kfag101]

niggers are funny

[tribesmovies555]

really a flat spliff?

[qwastic]

Why yes, Yes I can.

[williamday247]

Yep

You lost HAHA

[PatrickEthan11]

lmfao

[Bowlcephus]

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[backinthedayok]

Whats a shame, is as silly as the announcer sounds, the fools who talk like this in real life think the rest of us dont notice how ignorant they are

[Nat42088]

doesn't make you better than them. everybody has something to contribute, educated or not, rich or poor

[luxtfreak2003]

that would be jimmy "hat".

He was referring to a condom, lol.

[mdbrunig1]

I am glad the public school system was integrated in San Francisco in the 70's. The black people were so hilarious--the most comical culture in the USA.

[tpar101]

we loves us some flying

good stuff

[Senator24]

I remember this from way way way back in the day. Good times.

[silvandmartis]

damn man dont talk like that

let us talk like that

[peppyhare1990]

OOOOOOOOOOKAAAY

[altecseries]

LOl great stuff

[kobesunset]

We done already flew up in there!!!

[crawford1976]

Never gets old.

[Bongcroyous]

while we floss and fly this mofo all over this bitch

we get you to yo ho and back lickety-split, no shit!

[puttsy9103]

lol thats awesome!!!!!!!!!

[Nastyman5000]

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[factorandrew]

Damn I wish someone would make a half-decent Ebonics vid. Stop censoring the best parts, and get someone who can speak Ebonics fairly well to do the voiceover.

[ghtyvn]

haha

some waz off

Sounded like a white person wrote this

Look Im from the south side of chicago and we dont say

AXE

we say ASK

we point it out if a person say axe, cuz im sory but that is just plain ignorent

[rockroc1]

I'm from middle Georgia, we say axe all the time its just part of southern dialect, i'm a very literate person but i still say axe. lol

[TheDullahan]

Actually, it's called being dyslexic, not a dialect. I can see how you rednecks get those two words confused, they're both abnormally long for you and they have a few of the same letters.

[rockroc1]

shows what you know, you know nothin of the south or of our heritage, also, i'm not a redneck im native american. you are an idiot to not know of the many dialects of our nation. I love how many idiots are on youtube, have a nice day

[TheDullahan]

i don't care about the many dialects of your nation.

[rockroc1]

You know what, ur not even worth it

[Otarku]

ROFL, OWNED.

[rockroc1]

hah hah

[13lackIII]

We about to be all up out this beeotch.

[rdangelo]

yo we down

[Blokechest]

Instead of worshiping MTV, try reading a book.Instead of speaking illiterate ass Ebonics,Speak like you have an I.Q that isn't in the double digits!Instead of walking around holding your crotch,try to hold down a job.There's more to life than white bitches & government handouts.If it wasn't for selling dope,pro sports, or dancing what would you do???Funny how niggers laugh anytime they see a white doing something niggerish. That's why whites laugh everytime a nigger says they have a job!!!

[balkthor]

Dude, I just heard a rumor that we might not have a white president for long!

/sigh

[mujahedeen1987]

damn you nailed it!

[ohboy321321]

noice

[dfw3355]

is this endorsed by the urban league or naacp? just curious.

[LinksUncle]

SHIT DAWG!

[Taigacan]

dis be da shit lmao!!!

[kiteLe06]

SO FUCKING AWESOME

[oxcide101]

Fucking awsome "you be thinking we was like an angel or sumthin."

[TheCemeterySymphony]

dat nigga say "aye" and den he was like "aye dawg, why u do dat?" and den dat nigga said aye, lez talk bout beats. Aye dawg dats cool nigga, but lez get dat nyquil vanilla cocktail cuz we tite like dat. cuz we tite and u aint, lagga lollipop. like bayum!

Hahaha. Black people.

[3r1cK503]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha

hahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahaha

hahaha

ahaha

a rofl lmao lol

[mnpd007]

Nothing racist about it... just plain humor. If it were untrue, like having the brothers sitting around eating watermelon while shooting craps under the streetlight, that would be funny too... racist.

Before something is insulting, it has to be false. Because as always, the truth is an absolute defense to anything... even a bogus charge of racism.

[jaja921992]

@mnpd007 I got a picture Of some niggas on the corner playin cee lo by a shitty car on 22 and the is a kfc bucket on the hood, threwin money and on guy was eatin watermelon. video on my page

[Slavexofxsociety]

DATS WAT IM TLKIN BOUT NIGGA

[Xelvielll]

whats up with the dicussion in the previous reviews? this Video is just for humor, jeez people like those need to get off the internet and learn reality.

Racism will, and is always humorous.

[Michaelfougnie]

That's the kind of ad they should have on TV.

[SevotharteXVIII]

Wow.

This is too damn funny.

[points, is black]

xD

[GatMan183]

ROFLMAO. <- black guy saying this.

[nx2overide]

lol i heard this audio 6 years ago but with the video its better..... lol 5/5

[alaadamy2]

What's scary about this video is that I understood it!

[balkthor]

This isn't so bad. Try translating the scene(s) from "Airplane!" :)

[rammsteinator]

Dj Fucking Yoda! Go On Man! Check Out His Other Songs!

[Glow955]

LOLZZZZZZZZ!!!!!

[OneBlazedDood]

OMG BEST THING EVER.

STILL LAUGHING!!!!!!

5*'s

[tyrn123]

i bin dun erready flew in dat bitch

[thejoymonster]

That's the best part "we done already flew up in derr"

[JumpOwnzCoD]

why r u guys fucking talking all gay ..wow just type

[Piercedpixie56]

for some reason, this is kind of amusing O_O

[dogzilla]

WE DUN ALREADY FLEW UP IN THERE

[ElveFTW]

l0l

[kottonmouth311]

Oh God !!! I wish I would've never seen this STUPID ass video !!! What a complete fucking waste of time.

[jackgreaves18]

kottonmouth! more like shitmouth.

[thejoymonster]

Wow, someone has no sense of humor!

[nagyac0]

dis is ignant

[Goatsemen]

Coons are rotting the English language

[pimptacular1000]

wtf is wrong with you

[Goatsemen]

Don't worry, Americans are right behind you.

[twitchery]

Who Wrote This?????

[Laffeyy]

lol

[Laffeyy]

lol

[crispy512]

DJ Yoda!!

haha love this mixtape!

[DWG2001Harley]

NIGGA PLEASE.

LOL

[lictor313]

you lay in da cut str8 sittin on your ass gettin' yo drank on and yo snack on!

lol

[lictor313]

oh man these are awesome... lol

[lashdogg]

haha... "we be flyin all over dis bitch"

"we get u to yo hoe and back lickidy split, no shit!"

haha these are greatt

[GassyBastard]

Yo be goin on vacation? LOL niggers

[rammsteinator]

dj yoda!

[badamj2000]

If Afro-Americans were meant to fly the the all mighty would have given them wings

[leelord337]

you've gotta get your posterior into one of these big ass planes, LOL

[JENANJUZE]

It's sad when a peckerwood thinks they can imitate people of color and end up making themselves look and sound so stupid with their so called racist humor... The only ones thinking it's funny of course are white people, and for the people of color who think it's funny need a wake up call especially made for UNCLE TOMS.

[hajime2k]

LMAO! Delta really should make such a commercial and put it on BET. I always get a kick out of watching this video.

[BertGolfProATL]

Best Shit Ever!

[pavanb500]

Ok, 30 seconds in, which type of aircraft cockpit is that? Looks almost like a 717-200 one, but DL doesn't fly those (not sure where all the stock photos were from).

[SyrusDrake]

It is a Boeing-cockpit and I can't think of any other Boeing-jets with three engines than the 717. I don't think, that the person who made this vid cared about DL flying that plane or not...

[EvergreenAcademy]

Your right i didnt

[pavanb500]

I think you may have meant 727? 717 is a twinjet...it's basically a DC-9 or MD-88

[SyrusDrake]

Right, always mess this two up... ;)

[maccarrooon]

i think you'll all missing the humour in this.....

[pavanb500]

I didn't say it wasn't funny..I enjoyed some of the stereotypes he used in it. Also, humor is spelled with only one "U"...youTube is a US based company so get it right. Thanks.

[maccarrooon]

Well i don't live in the United States, wherein it is spelled that way. Congrats, making the world a better place one grammatical error at a time. Seeing as how I don't reside in United States, I believe I did get it correct.

[pavanb500]

Yawn....let me know when guys get orthodontists over there to fix everyone's horrid teeth.

[maccarrooon]

You are a very ignorant person. I think you have me confused with possibly the Brits. I'm not from England, but I have been there and you are very uninformed. Most English speaking countries use "ou". Dont be such an ignorant and judgmental pig. You wouldn't like it if I said that all American's were a bunch of FAT idiots who thrive on sex & violence. Much of my family is American. I like the people and their values. PPL like you give the rest of the world a very different depiction. Grow Up!

[dsindc]

Nice response maccarroon. As you can see, we still have our share of "Ugly Americans". Maybe someone should produce a parody of that character. Oh wait, we have one in the White House. Yes, the rest of the English speaking world uses the Norman influenced spelling of many words. Sadly, since most Americans have never left the U.S. we have our share of ignorant fools. They usually vote republican and drag their knuckles on the ground. Very sad.

[SemperFi62]

Oh god, please don't listen to pavanb500, we're not all like that. On behalf of all the smart Americans out there, I apologize.

[leetkrewkyle]

you think the hood is the shit and they are so awesome, people like you always refer to the hood think they are so cool well how about they take a visit down in Mississippi and Alabama if your going be referring to hood. its the equivalent

[SofaKingLoaded]

Oh man I haven't heard this in years.. still funnier than fuckall..

[Teknolicious1982]

LMAO...this is the best version I've seen yet! Great job.

[iRepEast]

Whats wrong with Ebonics..?

Just like another Language

dnt yall' b Hatin

[MD11ER]

They should play this at The Source awards show.

[frank233345]

@MD11ER I think they're gonna be playing this NON-STOP on B.E.T.

[xtubebitch]

its just like when people say narly or what ever its called.but foreal the speaker kinda went over board , someblack people talk like that but not how he was sayin it.

[ebonics4everyone]

The black race has made a lot of progress since the end of segregation. Although they've had full access to all the advantages rich whites have had, the blacks have chosen to "keep it real" by speaking exactly as they did during the sharecropping days. They also have taken full advantage of their Right to Bear Arms and shoot them at each other every night.

[apexdna]

Word, son ...

[clutch1245]

If a persons mom is already dead, do they still have to do that?

[clutch1245]

This was meant to be a smart ass response to the fucktard post chain letters about peoples moms dying for not posting shit. don't know why it ended up here. sorry. This video is funny as shit though.

[themavericks]

Learn to speak proper English you fuckin nigger

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