The Man with the Smallest Penis in Existence

[CeruleanFilms]

So, it's about Justin Bieber?

[MusicMuffin69]

Why does the guy remind me of Clark Kent?

I mean, it can't be based off him...because we all know Superman is packing a massive shlong.. :')

[robotL0VE]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH

[MrRagingbovine]

lol he was masturbating with a piece of pasta.

[sammyramoran]

this is BULLSHIT!

[iiHumpChu]

Kill me..just kill me..........

[Kyedzi]

It's different I'll give you that much

[MrOpusus]

[MEMORY-ERASE-BUTTON]  [x] YES [ ] NO

[DrunkOtakuTV]

Not as wrong as A Serbian Film. EVER!

[tehforceDX]

LOL

[AlexRaduGorcea]

It's alright, I didn't plan on having a normal life anyway.

[buddy1holly]

What. The. Hell.

[AdmiralAwesome50]

why did imdb suggest I watch this?

[gramophoneshane]

Well that was different :/

[keundog21]

what...the...hell...did i just watch

[MrCheesypuf]

probably the most random video i will ever watch

[mariusnic92]

WTF?!

[volleybal0325]

@robertilicous Yeah, they do. Haha

[robertilicous]

dont electron microscopes like kill living cells?

[awemazingjo]

That is the largest proctology office in the World!!

[Alexxxmm007]

Can't even watch the whole thing..

[miyynxxx]

i liked this... this.. mmmm.... weird and confusingly odd creation

[lilyannaarzadon]

o-o wow im amazed this wasnt flagged yet

[blackangel24294]

...such a romantic ending. <3

[DGenerationX256]

did jus c porn on youtube 4 the first time?

[Badgerinthenight]

Omg people, this is very simple. Some people, enjoy being mocked, chastised and told they have pathetically small dicks. This is a video probably made by one of these men, it is perfectly normal and is much much more popular than you could possibly realise. Instead of asking obvious morons on YT what this means, go actually do some research f you actually care to understand something outside of the bubble you live in. Otherwise, just shut up and remain ignorant.

[Diabolicnop]

@Badgerinthenight Yeah, I've seen horrifying wank stories and pictures about it

[CeeWal]

What amuses me about this is that I have used an electron microscope in real life, and watched in real time as the bombarding electrons destroy the specimen. I just imagined this happening to the penis the whole time.

[cupidhateslove]

What the fuck is this. I don't even... HUH. I'm so... confused... what is this.

[obsidian00]

I...I...I don't even...HUH???

[peaceduv02]

what...the...fuck...did I just watch??? Seriously....

[Olgy13]

I like how the proctologist's office looks like a factory.

[amped6000watts]

huh, some people have to much time on their hands.

[MsMaryHarris]

What. The. Fuck. Just happened?

[azzy223]

I don't know quite what just happened. Or the point of this video. But it was kinda funny? And I've liked it so... Yea. Watch it yourself :-)

[jjef21]

This movie was recommended to me on IMDB's Ben Affleck's profile/page.

[musoshi]

@jjef21 Me too.

[singlikenooneisthere]

Theres not enough therapists and alcohol in the world to earse this crap from my head -_-

[pufixas]

haha, This is funny

[soccerprog226]

Why was this not in the running for an Oscar?!

[INVADERxDIB]

? wtf ?

[ELGENERALPETERSON]

He never heard about Penis enlargement? and why the hell he went to the proctologist instead of urologist?

[GrazFlow]

3:51 there's a same kind of turning button in the left hand like in the right hand but she's pressing it but not turning it...what

[swiftpaw395]

why did I watch this

[pufixas]

@swiftpaw395

because you searched for this video

[vaiority]

....what the fuck????

[Bloddrake]

the fuck? colon elf's -_-

[iSAUSAGE]

WHAT THE FUCK??!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!? O.O!!!

[StottyHD]

WHAT THE FUCK

[lilyannaarzadon]

wtf im confuzed why this isnt flagged

[TheBownce]

this makes me feel happy.

[EuroRhodes]

Holy flying Carefree pads. Atleast it has a happy ending.

[randomperson11111123]

MY MIND

[TWine95Productions]

This is the sphincter of a humming bird, i hope you dont mind........ I like humming birds

[MrBuntings]

ROFL WTF

[feikedoi]

James Nintendo Nerd sent me here

[SuperDPL]

hahahahhahahahahhahhahahhhahah­a

[Serckep]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS OMFG ????

[TheSpongesam]

considering penis enlargement? my winning product is ...hugebetter..commmm

[MrSkunknugget]

this was so fucking funny ROFL ROFL ROFL!!!!!!!! Wow, I can't believe I came across this and havent before.

[Smico85]

What the fuck did I just watch?

[pstor2]

most amazing love story i have ever witnessed 10/10

[mariofan6564]

pause at 0:58 for porn

[Au0s]

@mariofan6564

This is the only way to see porn on youtube, haha.

[UnitedRandom]

@Au0s that is where you are wrong. /watch?v=TKfl94x3ptg

[JKeats82]

...A sphincter of a humming bird...

[Kelvana]

I love the doctor's voice.

[bondapovon]

The dude kinda looks like Mitt Romney...

[hornyduck122]

why does this remind me of fallout 3....

[then00best]

that was fucking weird but kind of sweet

[ZeppelinBigFan]

How did I stumble over this?? I don't even.. :O

[jackalerick]

@ZeppelinBigFan i feel the same way... i was watching a music video by TISM and it jumped to this... i couldnt even fap to this....

[SuckkMeeOff]

EEWWW WTF IS UP WITH THE BUTHOLE PICTURES AT THE END????

[togHy90]

kind of sick...

[togHy90]

it's beautiful =)) lol...

[dewylionn]

DONT WATCH THIS IS FKIN' REEEETARDED!!!!

[TragicComments]

How is this even on youtube? lol

[sonyvegaseffects99]

what..the..fuck..did i just watch...

[Badgerinthenight]

@sonyvegaseffects99 Something you obviously don't understand. :/

[Mechanism2k]

What did I just watch? :/

[su43berkut17]

weird... i like it!

[cebetsi]

@su43berkut17 LMFAO

[glitch509]

WHAT THE FUCK!

"the shfincter of a hummingbird"

[SuperGiantdouche]

quality

[eraserhead321]

is this done by the same people who drew Ren And Stimpy and Spongebob? If not it's a bit of a rip off. Funny though.

[thegendra90]

Why does youtube allow this video?

[eraserhead321]

@thegendra90 because no one has reported it. And hopefully that won't change. Anyone who does is a fascist.

[marcam129]

w..t...f...

[KatieLord94]

what the actual hell?

[sodde502]

Wtf?

[Zerosonkles]

ok this is SO fucking weird..!!

[TringleMyPringle]

wtf am i watching

[chucho32922]

The person who made this has a small dick

[Badgerinthenight]

@chucho32922 No, the person who made this likes to be mocked for having a small dick.. it's part of being a submissive.

[yaz907]

This short film is on IMDB.com. Enough said.

[Ganthir]

Time to watch Truckers Delight.

[dazzatheplayer]

"i like humming birds" "me too" LMAO!

[LeviathanMist]

what is this i dont even

[Wtchakra]

the fuck...i want to know how ur brain works cuz ur really creative

[usetheforce93]

this was retardedly hilarious!

[misfitskater1]

81 people have small dicks...

[xishimarux]

WTF LOL

[shirleyfrancisco14]

i want more

[jimmytto]

I guess all those steroids did him in

[andrewxagony]

lol what the fuuuuck

[SunyiGomba]

lol

[MrBlaziken111]

what. the. fuck. did. i. just. watch.

[frost667]

lol. dude screwed a humming bird up the butt!

[eraserhead321]

@frost667 not quite, the sphincter was already detached from the hummingbird.

[albasivyl]

haha wat the fuck?? haha

[IAmMichaelMyers]

WTF that was retarded why did I watch that?????

[blackicelinkinpark]

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS PORNOGRAPHY ON YOUTUBE??? FUCK YOUTUBE THEN

[eraserhead321]

@blackicelinkinpark grow a pair you fascist fuck.

[S2333]

That was pretty funny. The art style was quite good as well.

[LoseTheGameLULZ]

Lol@ all the dicks on the tv that haven't been b& yet.

[thatsme1133]

what on this earth?!?!?!

[BridgetHarkness]

"...No it's okay, I like hummingbirds."

"Me too."

WTH WHY DID WATCH THIS ALL THE WAY THROUGH.

[123698lol]

Half the people that are laughing way to hard probably have really small penises. lol

[123prostreet]

coming in to see the docter... with the worlds SMALLEST penis... give it up for the man who cant hav sex... MR GAYLORD!!!

[Davesagoof101]

wow i thought i was the only one, this is comforting

[novembre8211]

That was...odd....and stuff

[verveedge]

Funny how men with the SMALLEST can be the BIGGEST!

[Zolrak666]

I fapped to this.

[MrJai800]

@Zolrak666 whats fapped mean

[Zolrak666]

@MrJai800 To have fun.

[MrJai800]

@Zolrak666 lol. ok

[420squeeg]

@MrJai800

Well, a more accurate and descriptive answer to your question, "FAP" or "FAPPING" is onomatopoeia for male masturbation (i.e. the noise it makes, akin to "BAM" or "POW" from batman comics)

[MrJai800]

@420squeeg eww. ok. why would you jak off to this. yuk. r u gay. lol.

[SadCarnage1224]

@MrJai800 LMFAO!

[MrJai800]

@SadCarnage1224 yeah aye. eht. lol

[xBunnyxPornx]

... did he just jerk off with a macaorni?

[ness2k9]

wtf!!!

[tehcolbshow]

haha at his name "chester gaylord"

is that a play on "just a gaylord"

???

[suchascally]

I would go as far to say that this in my "Top 3 weirdest things I've ever watched the whole way through on Youtube"

[pspfan68]

wtf did i just watch

[Exner21mma]

wtf was that

[ohhmyynyaa]

o.o wtf.

[Tedi611]

8 minutes of my life...W!T!F!

[JohnKiller118]

Funny how this video, which shows actual penises, has not been flagged yet...

...and it's been 4 years since it was uploaded...

[LeeJamYam]

wat is this i dont even

[LeeJamYam]

wat is this i dont even

[queenskukz]

ROFL i thought that was funny!

[TheFallen8v]

WTF did I just watch

[wuarawua]

wtf

[parrasto]

THE FUCK?

[roboguy503]

woah is this aloud? theres girls sucking dick on the tv if you pause!

[bulletz4life]

chester gaylord? this was one of the wierdest things i ever watched on youtube.

[thatdummykidd]

The most abstract shit.

[retardedcandy911]

1:32

[inu449]

lol

[titemayou973]

xD ptdr .....

[bumblebee0516]

huh?

[MickyDish]

ummm flying tampons?

[DAISYwasHERE]

Those are pads, not tampons. But I wondered the same thing.

[he2pockysticks]

Uhmmmmm... WOW O_O.

xD Yer brilliant!

... Bahaha, wow.

Keep it up! ;P

[xgladar]

chester gaylord?

[Shadicnova69]

d'aaaaaw

[MeganLovesYourMom]

bravo. :D

[ManNYonT0P]

2:28, those pictures were of the people with the biggest penises in the world, the first one is jonah falcon 13.5 in. soft

[imstoned8]

u really no ur dicks

[veritycoxi]

its hasslehoff i thought.

[PowerSprinter]

dude, the first guy is david hasselhoff

[xppoker]

wtf haha seriuosly wtf

[PhilipJFry2009]

That was so asome! But all the reat of your videos are shit! MAKE MORE CUDE AND OBSEAN CARTOONS! ether that or I cut your family! No im just messin, but you should realy make more cartoons!

[veritycoxi]

that was brill but i didnt see the need for the ending bit where its showed people.. and their.. rectum???

[blazeboy666666]

"hi im chester GAYlord

PS 2:41

[Xsoul2007]

WTF i felt so gay watching this.. -closes-

[glaked23]

damn that's small I mean he that little noodle was huge

[moush]

Terrible, I nearly commit suicide.