SMBC Theater - Grilled Cheese Sandwich

[evilagram]

poke the son of god, then touch him on the penis.

[magicpeach2011]

eternal bliss shitbags!!

[ParkerKaneGrice]

Try pressing 6...

[TheDrCN]

Technically, it doesn't say anywhere in the bible that heaven is NOT composed entirely of bacon and milkshakes, so I'm going to have to assume that it is.

[catastrophuc]

Paradise? Like whores and bacon?

[AvRhCo1]

"There's no money in heaven?"

"Why would you want money?"

"WHORES!"

[xXPaRaDoXiCXx]

"I will eat the shit out of you, Christ"

Best. Line. Ever

[INTPTT]

I think if I were in their shoes, I would do basically the same things, just to mess with Jesus.

[Totema1]

Mmmmm... Sacrilicious...

[magicpeach2011]

@Totema1 mmmmm awesome people who watch smcb theater AND the simpsons

[franscartoons]

press 5 for prince charming

[WarehouseOfWarpage]

What would Elmer Fudd say?

[sydney327]

"Eternal salvation!"

"Boooooored!"

[Wallacean99]

Whores and milkshakes!

[diabl2master]

Love it :)

[Moondras]

"Christ I will eat the shit out of you!"

[Totema1]

"You're like a soda fountain!"

[sgtmjames]

you know what fine eat once im in your stomach BOOM! colon cancer! hilarious

[1aundulxaldin]

...................... Huh.

[Bluelantern]

James would never give up his thursday nights!

[oliviamenze]

YEAH WHAT zach weiner you are a hottie. this is news to me and i love it

[messi10zidane5]

Dude thats fucked up!

[PachNach]

Whores and Milkshakes! :D

[Youtomia]

Lol. Glee had an episode about Jesus being on a grilled cheese sandwich too. xD I don't get this ongoing theme.

[Banditosaur1]

I wish Zach dressed as Jesus was in my grilled cheese sandwich...

[Hazelrat10]

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE. I DRINK IT UP.

[RealJollyRoger]

whores and MILKSHAKES

[Kogerii]

1:35 What other skit does he keep holding out words in?

I thought they would ransom him at the end.

[irishtrash15]

give him 40 cents, touch him on the penis

[MrMister296]

I WILL EAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU CHRIST

[shiretsu]

lol he already had a pbr

[mineofGod]

Like whores and bacon?

[lindseyhoover]

Glee TOTALLY STOLE THIS IDEA.

[TheInimitableKaka]

Christians may eat pork products...he's thinking of Jews...

[4ta2r]

Make him a grilled-cheese sandwich with jesus on it, then touch him on the penis!

[BenBasgall]

Haggle with him, touch him on the penis

[Applemask]

I AM TRYING TO BRING HEAVEN ON EARTH FUCKWADS

[Loof42]

Find Jesus in your sandwich, then touch him on the penis.

[suprninja]

"what do you need money for" "whores and milkshakes"

[kyle019]

auds.

[Aeton]

Release the second coming, touch him on the penis.

Wait... it's the other way around...

[gcard2112]

how many weird things can Zack do with his mouth and tonge in one skit?

[lovecraftslovechild]

@gcard2112

Not enough, not enough.

[EdMDiv]

FIind Jesus in a grill cheese sandwich, touch him on the penis!

[EdMDiv]

How does this relate to a theology of dairy products?

[NerdFury]

this video is relentlessly funny!

[Rhademanthus]

I'm really hungry now.

[mrpwase]

Eternal bliss, you shitbags!

[HelenaHannBasquette]

cheese-is Christ....

[Maphysto]

Pabst me, Christ.

[Emprovision]

@Maphysto It's an actual quote from the Bible. Trust me. :P

[SekundesC]

Amazing realistic sound effects provided by James guzzling throat.

[praguepride]

I always get Jesus and Leprechauns confused

[kyuubi571]

I will eat the SHIT out of you, Christ!

[BeardmanAlt]

"...no sodomy..."

"I'm not giving up my Thursday nights, Christ."

[psychojosh13]

Bacon and whores... Zach, I like your vision of Heaven and wish to make you my new prophet.

[Yadarfyn]

Grilles Cheesus. I love it :D

[Norrec87]

Think about it.

JESUS IS IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE.

[Mynnia]

Wait, so the creator of one of my favourite comics also is hot? GREAT!

[armegeddis]

@Mynnia He's also Jesus. :V

[Mynnia]

@armegeddis *shrug* For me, Jesus is jst another death-and-rebirth god like 20 very similar others, so him being Jesus is nothing to me. If he was a mathematicianbiologistbothmole­cularandfieldmacromicrophysici­stphilosopher, I'd be more struck ^^

[Shadowlefty]

@Mynnia James does have that effect on people.

[sgtmjames]

@Mynnia i when you posted this zach tried to like it as many times as he could

im just kidding smbc comics are freaking hilarious

[achievist]

James: "Can I get a Pabst?"

Zach: "Hooooh!"

Hahaha Zachs expression there cracks me up.

[BTTBfromTPC]

"Give us your lucky charms!"

That alone was worth 5 stars

[travelppl]

mmmm sacrilege, tasty tasty sacrilege. *drools*

[rickrussell]

Stop poking the lamb of hosts!!!

[feckineejit]

THat was awesome. do I have to donate now?

[smbctheater]

Technically yes.

[Roland4430]

@smbctheater You guys are fucking awesome. Seriously, keep up the good work, and I will continue reading your comic, watching your videos, and I may even give you money. Or sex. Or both.

[achievist]

Just touch them on the penis.

[Postscript624]

@smbctheater Deal, but only if Zach dresses like Jesus and goes around Boston screaming at evangelists.

[facemelt365]

Hey do you know if there's anyway to donate through kickstarter using sterling pounds? I feel as if I should be doing my part to support you guys but I'm not sure if my donation would actually get through.

[Elenkhos]

funny as hell...

[kendaa]

LOVE IT !

[gcard2112]

I'm tryin' to bring heaven on earth, frckwads!

[ShoeDestruction]

It's only right Jesus belongs in a jar. It all makes sense now.

[CerpinTaxt848]

This is the best one so far. Hands down.

[BringMeTheSunset213]

WHORE'S AND MILKSHAKES!!!

[dackattac]

PABST ME, CHRIST.

[SeikilosLyre]

"So do we get a pot of gold now?" LOL

[sk8rkid25]

that was amazing xD

[Edgrr13]

Ooh so offensive...This is like a giant blasphemous fist punching Christianity right in the face. 5 stars.

[Airbag360]

kinda dumb...

[saintaureus]

haha, i was expecting to see a picture of jesus on ebay, but okay.

[daviannec]

you two guys are the worst!!! and I mean that in a good way hahahah

[TheRudeReport]

PABTS BLUE RIBBON HAHAHA

[defaultedninja]

Very nice!

[dyingangelo]

dick heads

[Schmauges]

... straight to hell .. do not fuck another whore ... strait to the purgatory .........

[TotzthePlaid]

Not the best of your numerous Second Coming jokes, but I laughed quite a bit regardless! Keep up the good work both here and on the comic!

[Starayo]

More like... grilled... cheeses... sandwich...

[shill8989]

*Thursday nights

[shill8989]

I'm not giving up my Sunday nights, Christ.

[ahr8p]

Cheese-us-christ!

[gamerman2360]

I don't understand.. I thought they had to give you their gold if you captured them.. :)

[YouGuysArnt]

This reminds me of those old underground comics from the 60s. There was also "the amazing adventures of Jesus" back in the 50s (gags like, the second coming is the middle of a freeway and Jesus only lasts a second).

[waspisu]

Wow, this one is actually better than their other vids. That's saying a lot!

[YouGuysArnt]

Hillarious.

BUT. I'm sad. "Touch him on the penis" just isn't the same when we're talking about Jesus' penis.

[psychojosh13]

Sad indeed. Maybe now you'll have to come up with something new to say.

[bloodkay]

Always with the great videos =)

[dcampbell84]

mmm whores and bacon

[Jhylla81]

Take a gander

Son of man-der  lol

[bethexohbeth]

like whores and bacon?

[AtheosEthos]

Grilled Cheesus...

Another Pabst, my dear...

[re98namxal]

I will eat the shit out of you Christ!

Best one yet. Keep em comin

[Togii]

Yeah, that one was pretty much awesome. If I could subscribe a second time, I assure you I would XD

[livebackwards]

Digging the uncensoredness.

[iamacyborg]

Is it weird almost eating yourself?

[somercet1]

Zach looks like Dave Grohl when he bends to eat Jesus. ;-)

Also, hookers, bacon and milkshakes! I've always wanted to order a bacon milkshake.

Extra crispy.

[SomeonewhoisFrench]

@somercet1 As long as you don't combine bacon and hookers in a milkshake.

[leeshajoi]

They have bacon mayonnaise, bacon lollipops, and bacon jellybeans. If no one's made a bacon milkshake yet, they will soon.

[Apophiswillkillus]

WTF Booker!?

[myheadissore]

wow uncensored

[norin02]

Yay! Zach in videos!

[hombre300]

"No gambling, no pork, no sodomy..."

"I'm not giving up my thursday nights Jesus."

[Klempky]

Pabst me, Jesus.

[duncman21]

Jesus Zach and grilled cheese. What could be better?

[ZMoreland04]

I like that towards the end:

"Wait! Don't kill Jesus!"

"Why not?"

Awesome.

[yoshiko09]

"You're like a soda fountain." This is such a great skit!

[Dimbo]

will never beat public service announcement 1

[brainiac125]

Grill Jesus, touch him on the penis.

[Vslacha]

Kinda similar to the Genie one, weaker jokes in general but cooler effects and a better final punchline even if predictable. I'm still a big fan as always

[praguepride]

Lol

"give me your lucky charms." Hilarious if someone bursts into a church and starts looking for pots of gold behind Jesus statues :D

[Atak0fth3Umpalumpas]

This was my absolute favorite.

[Aperpheldy]

Zach is great. The right amount of Zach I say

[DoctorWolfgang92]

Bloody awesome. As always.

[Lilyonsan]

Thanks for the flame war....

[Thn1kk4man]

@ECiriachi It was hilarious.

And the comedy rule is in effect here that gives you the right to make fun of your own religion.

Christians poking fun of Muslims is in bad taste. Christians making fun of christianity, all good. Its like Italians or Jews poking fun of themselves.

BTW, I don't believe there is nothing wrong with you getting offended by this.

[ECiriachi]

@Thn1kk4man

oh of course, nothing wrong in people criticising/making fun of religions (this is not an attempt at sarcasm, in case it wasn't clear), and at the same time I will never physically threaten anyone that would even insult mine.

Just I was wondering why, of all religion made fun so far, Islam seems to be exempt. And besides, calling James a "Christian" is a bit of a stretch, isn't it?

[Thn1kk4man]

@ECiriachi

Calling him Christian may be a stretch, but I'm willing to bet he was raised Christian.

And Islamic comedy is out there, you just have to find it.

[Drarack]

cause they'll suicide-bomb the shit out of us

[ECiriachi]

@Drarack :

this is, at least, a honest answer.

My fear is that adopting "en masse" this behavior is like telling them: "go ahead with your death threats, they work!"

[Hum0ng0us]

Weak acting...

But a funny concepte.

Kudos!

[Haedrian]

Should have gone straight onto ebay

[Lilyonsan]

Nah you'd be competing with so many other grilled cheeses samiches that look like Jesus.

[poutouellet]

Your videos keep getting 100x more awesome every time!

[technicallyabsurd]

You guys actually have swearing in this one. You're loosening up a bit.

[baalshin]

worst one so far, i mean its kind of a remake of the evil genie

[voxiphiliac]

what the hell ass kind of paradise doesn't have whores and bacon?

[burnzorz]

@voxiphiliac

I think paradise is really, whores, made out of bacon.

Do you agree?

[voxiphiliac]

As long as you could get whores made out of constantly replenished bacon. No amputee bacon whore fetish for me.

[RollioPolleaous]

@voxiphiliac

And milkshakes,

Bacon milkshakes?

[Sconz32]

I love it how nerds on the internet always pretend like they actually visit whores.

[stevenc123]

Wait, everyone else is pretending???

[Crunchbite37]

F*ckin gold!

[sheepdean]

Hold on ... they forgot to bleep this one! Woo for swears!

[MorganStack]

Wasn't it stated in an interview once that Zach would not make any more Cancer jokes? Specifically Colon Cancer jokes?

[Totema1]

Zach, why can't I grow my hair down without it falling out?

[johncar11]

Zach has to stop playing Jesus.

[Collagenre]

I'm not a leprechaun!

[basser]

Zach I just want to touch your hair and maybe braid it into pretty pigtails. *_*

[xPwnyTailx]

Zach why is your hair better than me? I'm a girl. :*(

[MikeScheid]

This is my favorite one since the equation one.

[feedommodoyle]

I had grilled cheese at work today. Zach didn't appear. I want a refund!

[abikyoukan]

I've yet to see a video that didn't amuse me, I've yet to see anything that wasn't at least vaguely offensive on some level. I've now started to question my impetus for laughter. If you keep creating, molding, and subjugating >.> you'll turn into a powerhouse. Even if every video isn't an Oscar at least it can be a Razzie. :)

[Skoodge80]

sell jesus for 40 cents, touch him on the penis

then go to hell for sodomy

[ThereIsNoGodButI]

Exploit Jesus, touch him on the penis.

[the21cmline]

I agree with kaetaa90- though I didn't even laugh once. Your comics are pretty good, but the videos could use a bit more thought.

[RainYupa]

I wouldn't give up my Thursday nights either...

[megaman1988]

Tired of censoring yourselves, huh?

[KaneTheMage]

I will eat the shit out of you Christ!

[katey1dog]

PABST!!! Would it be to much to ask for a Dos Equis?

Stay thirsty my friends.

[vandehodge]

I gotta be honest I mostly watch these vids to stare at Zach.

He's just so...pretty.

[kaetaa90]

I sat here trying to laugh, but the only time i did was when jesus said "how about eat shit?"

Frankly, I'm tired of y'all. But, I must applaud you. This is the first skit in months that wasn't about sex.

[LieutenantFish]

Blasphemappetizing!

[SuperMouton]

Haha, awesome

but in b4 religious shitstorm

[mrpitchf0rk]

I'd milk Jesus for all he's worth, man.

Stopped the censoring, eh? Interesting.