Maury Show Paternity Test

[imrszperfect93]

that baby look like his mother

[moomoo503]

WIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIIWWIWIW

[amberarcher1979]

YOU DIDNT KNOW? HOE YOU KNEW YOU SLEPT W/ SOMEBODY ELSE 

[PezkeyWabbitz]

@amberarcher1979

Was just about to write the same exact thing until i saw this...

took the words right outta my mouth...

[teamguido555]

yet another time where they incorrectly booed the man before the results...

[jayblac]

FIX YA TV PLZ LOL

[buttascotchbro1]

hhahahahalololhahhaa hoe

[buttascotchbro1]

EVEN IF A KID AINT MINE I WONT WATCH A CHILD GO HUNGRY..THAT JUST IS'NT RIGHT..

[anon110011]

@buttascotchbro1 She said he has no money, why should he go hungry for a child that isn't his

[mozadek1]

@buttascotchbro1

you keep doing that, and they'll keep making these bastards... It's like feeding a street cat, he'll never leave till you stop the food...

[TheButtascotchbro1]

@mozadek1 HOMESLICE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?..FILL ME IN..

[TheButtascotchbro1]

@mozadek1 oah yeah i agree..but some people are real bastard lovers..like being a animal lover..

[mozadek1]

@TheButtascotchbro1

I mean that, if you decide to be a "stand up" guy, or if the government will give them money for having more kids, this shit will never stop...

These women are looking at men like they are walking wallets, and kids like little pay checks...

[TheButtascotchbro1]

@mozadek1

, contentions, divisions, sects, 21 envies, drunken bouts, revelries, and things like these. As to these things I am forewarning YOU, the same way as I did forewarn YOU, that those who practice such things will not inherit God’s kingdom.

[TheButtascotchbro1]

@mozadek1 tHATS TRUE OF SOME..MOST ARE NOT THINKING AT ALL..MORALITY AND EDUCATION IS WHATS NEEDED WITH MOST OF THESE SUPERHOODRATS..AND FOLLOW UP WITH A GOOD SCRIPTURE OR TO..19 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, and they are fornication, uncleanness, loose conduct, 20 idolatry, practice of spiritism, enmities, strife, jealousy, fits of anger

[gopconservative78]

I bet she ate the kid

[littlenero]

haha another whore  pwned by Maury

[kinfolk441]

He called it!!!!

[Broyale26]

Cry, ho, cry.

[ShadowSora94]

*guy enters*

Audience: BOOOOOO *thumbs down*'

Maury: You are NOT the father.

Audience: *cheers and applauds*

The Maury Crowd= Easier to win over then finding a catholic in the Vatican City

[bkgangsta234]

Lay off the hormone pills

[puttinGod1st]

Well I guess I'm naive because I really thought he was going 2 be the father

[therocker1659]

and she says "she can't believe this" .. well that baby didn't come outta air ..she cheated on him obviously

[p44rty]

OH DAMN!!!!

[CocoCece08]

Bad idea #5,087: "Never name a baby after a man if he denies the baby."  Know why? This happens.

[BlackThunderDe]

Why do these types of women always look surprised? Do men just accidentally jump on their cat and they didn't feel it?

[linkmerritt]

they shouldnt even say shit they should just wait 4 the damn results.

[scratchnandsurvivn]

embarrassiiiing!!

[230rida]

do wat everyother bitch does. live off of the government

[purpleamythstone]

Fat girls have tighter twat's! That's why skinny black guy's poke them in the whole and that grip is what makes him stick around for more! Plus big girls compensate eating jeeeeazzzum!!!

[jaela02]

Woooow, how do you know all this?

[DatFwad]

What a fat slut!

[dylpickleboy]

of course, none of them cheated

[Dspider17]

i just noticed something here. first she says that the baby is beautiful, then she turns around and says that he is an ugly-ass baby. gee, a loving mother....

[Kimsoderlund]

Why are other peoples missery so very very sweet? XD

[madcat1990]

hehe, guess that's what women get for being sluts <.<

[gmholt2008]

she looks like a fat bloated jiggly puff from pokemon..

[Dspider17]

a fat bloated pissy ass hell jiggly puff at that.

[Heironeous77]

They boo him in, they cheer him out. This is why women are more capable of being the most manipulative of the two sexes. I don't think society has caught up to the fact that this shouldn't be a shocker.

Still... it's nice to see that fat whiner get owned.

[cuff1957]

fat fucken cum junkie.

[NouNousa1]

apparently you are that kind of woman

[DonatellaP]

dumd stupid ho

[pimpbot78758]

LOLOLOLOLO, its funny seeing that hoe yellin and talking shit. Then she gets owned.lollololo....Fucking whore

[Jpac12]

LOLOLOLOLOL owned

[LifeisDeep00]

He Was trying to be a good man.. I guess he wasn't strong enough to continue being good. So now he is bad.... :-)

[Maikeru722]

It's her fault! Yet, people care.

[Xjastet]

I always cringe when they say "He doesn't even look like me! He doesn't have my ears! He doesn't have my nose! He doesn't have my skin tone!"

How can every last one of these people be so completely clueless as to how genetics work.

[2inchClit]

its mostly blak ppl on this show because of there outragious behaviour.

[KKalhh]

what are you talking about

ppl are ppl black, white, brown blue reactions are reactions umm duh

[cryozo]

Hahahhaa

[YUNGNSEXYY]

wow u retarded dum bitch that iz fucd up i wud nevr embarras my self like that wtf u waz sleepn around bitchez who cheat r dum wen u wit sumone my nigga u dedicated to that person dick iz dick but at tha end of tha day u gon want more than that an u can hav that if u stay faithful once u find tha rite man

[megasdkirby]

My IQ dropped nearly 50 points after reading all this meaningless, incoherent ramble. My head still hurts...

[TQCKyle]

Judging by the way the way you speak it won't be soon before you're on the show.

[WarpstarX]

LOL!

[chachee99]

Clarence did the right thing but a little too late.

[Alexisahottie]

You're an idiot. I dunno about "bleck" people, but I know that "blAck" people aren't the only ones on there.

[megasdkirby]

True, but the majority are! What gives? Are the producers purposely trying to do this on purpose? And even when I see a white girl, I always expect a black guy to be denying paternity or what not...and I am around 80% correct...

[TQCKyle]

Of course they are doing it on purpose. That's America's perception of the black community so Maury just reinforces it. It's fucking funny though.

[RiotRanger]

cheating is the worst thing you can do when you get married.. think about why you are together with your spouse, dont be retarded

[lekisha23]

i dont understand y girls that come on the maury show say that they man is the dad and the test comes up not the father.. its like they sleeping around,., i be thinkin the shows on maury aint real lol.

[hetasuzume]

What can you say? Oops, I did it again... :P

[FratboyOX]

Akia is a hooker as cheap as the furniture at IKEA (GET IT?!?!?!)

[duballstar20]

OMG there is nothing more annoying then a loud mouthed fat whore who thinks she is the shit. The whole time maury was interviewing the dude, she was yelling over the man in ebonics and the guy couldnt even be heard. So annoying that i actually for once wanted to punch a hole in my screen. My fingers were crossed that she would get owned..... JUSTICE IS SERVED!

[mskchi]

I know that physical features aren't 100% revealing of who the father is but c'mon, that kid looks NOTHING like the guy. Plus, she's like "I'm not that type of woman" who'd cheat. Honestly, if you cheated you cheated, don't deny it.

[zion715]

In half Black half White Kids The Physical Feature Don't Look Like Either Side. I think Its Too Much Of A Mix To Have One Dominate Side Thats Why Hard To Tell Who They Look Like.

[bubblegumx0x0]

im haft black and haft white

and i look more like my daddy who was black

so ur right on that

[TQCKyle]

What's "haft"?

[TQCKyle]

Why Are You Capitalizing Every Word In Your Sentences?

[dashygirl2008]

the amount of times she cheated equals her weight.(no offense)

[ImCovered4ever]

lololololololol.... hilarious.

[okelloa]

yeah what a bitch..never cheates on him?or you been cheated bilions time slutt

[dashygirl2008]

advice to Akia: change that baby's name asap.

and u had 2 have cheated on him if it turned out that it wasn't his so don't lie about it national tv. every1 in america now knows ur a nasty cheating no good slut.

[dashygirl2008]

advice to Akia: change that baby's name asap.

and u had 2 have cheated on him if it turned out that it wasn't his so don't lie about it national tv. every1 in america now knows ur a nasty cheating no good slut.

[hulkzilla]

Lady, you would cheat...you are that type of woman. Do us all a favor, and go get your crotch sewn shut so you can no longer pass on the genes of stupidity to the rest of humanity. Leave your state welfare system alone...if you can create him, you can d@mn well support him....and get some therapy...your kid will thank you in time....and so will we.

[RateDTD]

"I wouldn't cheat. I'm not that type of woman. I was honest to him."

"You are not the father."

PWNED! I love it when these whores get PWNED like this.

[linuslace]

Of course, you didn't know - SLUT! God, these ghetto girls getting all high 'n mighty. Just trash whores!

[horstizzle]

lol u rock