MST3K 905 Deadly Bees (2/10)

[NoelDantes]

"There's me, 1982." lmao

[JoeTheMeatbag]

"Hey, they're growing Bill the Cat!"

[Dablkwid0w2008]

Omg her singing made my ears bleed ugh

[grubblyskank666]

i suppose youve heard about the dog's meat



[rayden120]

OH HI BOAT

[EmilyDNelson]

This is one of my top two FAVORITE MST3K episodes, but I have to admit I also really like the film. I think it's really watchable, especially compared to a lot of MST3K fodder (pretty much any of the foreign films.....or the ripoff of Charlie's Angels, I was too bored to sit through that, even with snarky commentary). I think the plot is interesting, and I really like the character of Ralph. Or maybe I'm just hot for the British.

[scotpens]

@EmilyDNelson Well, I was hot for Suzanna Leigh, although her lacquered-down hair and overdone makeup in this picture were hardly flattering. I used to think of her as sort of a poor man's Shirley Eaton.

[GirlvsCity]

@scotpens She's definitely not unattractive, though she does need to take it down a couple notches....anyway, there were certainly WORSE MST3K films.

[dtek40k]

Ah, so the British continue their brave practice of putting unattractive people in movies.

[Imawizardbro]

@dtek40k lmfao!

[neoterous]

she's showing some knee. this is gonna be good

[FuckingCameron]

She's the worst singer AND thats the worst song I've ever heard simultaneously.

[DarkWizardMonkey]

She lip synchs better than Jewel

[zacharyjeans]

"She's dressed for her shift at Perkins"

[zacharyjeans]

"Hey they're growing 'Bill the Cat'!"

[JelloKZ]

Did the movie really just cut from those British office guys to this band? But surely, if that were the case, Mike and co. would've commented on it. I'm confused!

[OneThousandWorlds]

I think she needs to have that wookiee costume taken in a bit.

[KCTheKingofSilver]

"I suppose you heard about the dogs meat."

[Gigrantula58]

3:13 "A rival show invades..."

4:19 "Ralph? You in there? Ralph, you got a call!"

6:00 "Hey! They're growing Bill the Cat."

8:19 "The filthiest conversation, ever."

8:38 "Kathie Lee Gifford arrives to see the dog's meat!"

Crow is always good, but in this movie, he's just on FIRE!

[nerdyj1]

"Lord Melbury!!!" Ha ha ha!

[coffeetea720]

Kathie Lee Gifford arrives to see the dog's meat.

[Oppledeldoc]

Her agent looks sort of like an English answer to "Gary" in Horrors of Spider Island.

[sifle3]

this has too much color in it

[Daelock]

I don't know why, but all the comments about her being too hot leave me crying from laughter.

[amcint01]

Yup, a bee farm is the ideal place to vacation, and afterward she can relax even more with a visit to the Strickland walnut farm and Aunt Flav-o-rites dude ranch.

[velob53]

Ron Wood's performance is riveting.

[cwright0902]

"A rival show invades."

[ReikoSpazz]

ARGH WHAT!? My last name is in a freaking MST3K movie lol.

That's really odd seeing as my last name is kinda rare.

[punkrockcop]

@ReikoSpazz Your last name is Deadly?

[ReikoSpazz]

@punkrockcop

Nah, that's my middle name.

[floridacomedyfan]

Has anybody else realized that is Ron Wood from the Rolling Stones/The Faces with Rod Stewart on guitar in the white shirt? Cool huh?

[MyBarbaricYAWP22]

@floridacomedyfan I thought he looked "Rollinstone-esque"! :)

[TheHeroOfTomorrow]

@MyBarbaricYAWP22 He's got the moves like Jagger. *rimshot*

[TPrower]

"Ralph, ya in there? Ralph, ya got a call!"

"It's not enough that you're gonna eat me, I have to take your messages? Quack!" "Bah!" "Oh, I'm scared. Anytime, mister!"

"Has the hate gone out of our marriage?"

"Andy Capp: The Movie"

XD

[RavnDream]

Jesus Christ, this movie's annoying me already. I honestly thought British movies were better than this...*retches* And even with the MST3k crew, this movie's barely started and already it's pissing me off. Twice faster than Twilight and I fucking hate Twilight.

[rayden120]

she pass out from lip-syncing lol

[ninjawraith17]

4:26

*thousands of bees*

Mike: "Yeah, this will calm down her nerves."

Crow: "Just make sure there's enough Komodo dragons on the premises too."

Screw Scifi or Syfy (dumbasses) for cancelling this masterpiece.

[nwvfd22]

Bring. Back. MST3K.

[Raithious]

Yeah guys....just skip the music and go straight to the heroine.

"Make it a double, will you?"

"Alright, NOW we're in England!"

Kathy Lee Giffird arrives to see the dog's meat! xD

[ChaoticYak]

Mmm...a depressed middle-aged man!

[ChaoticYak]

I love you, too, darling.

[DAVIDInitiative]

"Guys, just skip the music and go right to the heroin!"

"The Skinnys!"

"On a dare, this guy built his barn blindfolded."

"9:00 AM... why so late?" LOL

[scitsalcoryp]

Being the stupidest movie ever..it is very entertaining..

i like the machine gun tv cams

[robotpanda77]

Wow, smooth transition from the last vid there.

[Pumpkinart]

Oh, hi, boat.

[drzignot]

I've only just heard about the Dog's Meat!

[putzthewondersloth]

Should those two women be shouting like that while the band is playing?

[ViciousMugen]

"Eiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight Milllllllllllllllllllles WRONG!"

"Guys just skip the music and go straight to the heroin,"

"The filthiest conversation EVER!"

XD

[bruxbrux]

"Please let you love me"? These guys were not on the front lines of the British Invasion.

[SilvaAdrianiel]

So this is what an MST is! The sporks are quite similar, just in words!

[AdorableWolfTengu]

I wouldn't have noticed that!

[thesweetness9967]

"Lord Melbury!" Ha who doesn't love a Fawlty Towers ref. ?

[Pizzinator13]

Dog meat? Sounds appetizing...

[halfmanhalfmetal]

Poor Doris, the only likable character in this movie. She spends the movie working and flirting with depressed middle aged men just to be killed by bees. How would one identify a dog's meat anyway? Does it look diffferent than other meat?

[kkordis]

@halfmanhalfmetal She survives the attack actually, so no worries :)

[kerplop]

AH! A bear!  Oh.

[ilikethecoke]

Man, they just shove the next scene right in our faces!

[annamariah]

"That's not a license plate; they're telling us what hymns we'll be singing."

I have probably seen this episode 60 times, and just now heard that. Repeated viewings pay off!

[SoulMusic121]

Holy shit, it's Lord Melbury! I thought they were joking, but nope. Well-spotted, Mike, and what a fantastic reference.

[UpSky2]

4:08 f Why didn't they make a reference to 'The Secret of Seagull Island' (1981) ?

[HeroPrinnyDood]

@UpSky2 too obscure?

[UpSky2]

@HeroPrinnyDood What about the reference the Bots use (the Mothra-visits-the-SOL host segment from one of the Godzilla movies, probably 213 G. Vs. the Sea Monster) to 'Thicke of the Night' ? so obscure that it's hard to find references to, even on imdb, until you spelle it righte.

[LonewolfSojourner]

Hmm, Doris naked, I like that idea, the movie should use it

[MrSeanpm91]

the guitarist with the tele looks a lot like jeff beck "eight miles WRONG!"

[t0t3n3ng3l]

Anyone here seen the dog's meat?

[BlueEyes7452]

Slept with someone else out on the floor?!?!

[Spameggssausage]

these people eat dog's meat???

[CarolinaOcelot]

Andy Capp: The Movie

[vinushka01]

These outfits are so unsexy :( This whole film is like some kind of weird transitional period between the 50's and the 60's.

The filthiest conversation -ever!-

Kathy Lee Gifford arrives to see the dog's meat!

[vinushka01]

Don't let your mom dress the band.

Aah, a bear!

LOLOL the cameraman and the gunfire noises XD

It's not enough you're gonna -eat me-, I have to take your messages?!

Oh, I'm scared. Anytime, mister.

I'm going to try a different home, see if they'll let me live here.

Mmm, a depressed middle-age man...

[coruscant100]

Um, what just happened between parts 1 and 2? Did I miss something?

[criggs187]

Battleaxe: "The dog's meat? Have you seen it?"

Trixie: "Would you like me to go look?"

Battleaxe: "No, I'll go. He'll only take it from me anyway..."

Crow: The filthiest conversation EVER!

[rayden120]

you pass out from lip synching wow i must me hard

[SubmarinerAndroid]

THE DOG'S MEAT!  HAVE YOU SEEN IT?

[TitusYorick]

Hmm, this band isn't quite "the Beatles." More like "the Dung Beatles."

[JimGrim90]

"You don't think he was serious, do you?" *Sudden musical number*

[guardianfalco01]

The skinniness. lol

[KingOfUm]

That bartender was also a bartender in Dracula Has Risen From The Grave, along with some other Hammer Film Productions.

[lonelysith66]

@KingOfUm Well, that explains everything!

LOL XD

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Stoop the muuusic, this song is irritating meee...

[Dacfu]

Its nine AM, why so late?

[ChaoticYak]

The Skinnies!

Yeah, this'll calm down her nerves.

Just make sure there are enough Komodo dragons on the premises, too.

Has the hate gone out of our marriage?

[jekblom123]

he's looking for a bee named 'Ralph Hargrove' LOL

"Ralph you in there? you got a call!"

[CarolinaOcelot]

What a bloody rotter!

[rangarthorvin]

Hey there growing Bill the Cat!!!! Haven't laughed that hard in a long time!

[Gigrantula58]

@rangarthorvin Do you ever find yourself thinking of a good riff to say yourself and as your about to say it, Mike and the Bots beat you to it? Happened to me when I saw that scene, I had to pause for a second so I could laugh my ass off.

[EmpZappa66]

Wow, I'd never thought I'd see Ron Wood on MST3K, It's a shame such talent was put in such a shitty movie, I bet the producers thought this would have the same effect the Yardbirds had on Blowup.

[MegaLink117]

dont let your mom dress the band

[bixdugan]

The announcer @ 1:23 looks (and sounds) just like Craig Ferguson, lol.

The first 1/2 hour of this episode features some of their best riffing ever.

The "Bill The Cat" reference especially.

"She still lip-syncs better than Jewel..."

[Daelock]

@bixdugan Agreed! They're absolutely on fire in this episode.

[Tareltonlives]

And I thought MTV had bad music videos

I love how bad her song is-her vocal track clashes horribly with the instruments

"Sonny Liston came in and hit her"

.

"Andy Capp: the movie" It would be a lot less dull and depressing than this movie.

The maid is pretty cute.

[Zaodai]

"I guess I'll go meet the boat."

*to old hag* "Hi boat."

That made me crack up like you wouldn't believe, and I don't know why. I guess it was just so unexpected and perfectly timed. But goddamn.

[MINESWEEP2k]

"Make it a double."

"Ah, NOW we're in England!"

There probably won't be as much drinking in this film as oh, say, The Killer Shrews...or will there?

[Zoso881]

"Have you seen the dogs meat?" XD

[watda74]

-THE SONGWRITER SHOT HER!!

Now we know how Elise Neal feels. lol

[idieinelevators]

Poor Ronnie Wood, this probably haunts him now.

[pretorious700]

her agent reminds me of Michael Palin

[Thompsongs]

"It's not a license plate, they're telling us what hymns we'll be singing."

[ReeperTheSeeker]

"slept with someone else on the floor" wow, the guy don't waist time, does he.

[glasfurd31]

That's Ron Wood in The Birds! Really.

[Oppledeldoc]

Actually this has two Fawlty Towers actors, because the man at the inquest was in the Hotel Inspectors episode.

[mje2k]

shades of Catherin OHara as Lola Heatherton on SCTV

[ChaoticYak]

Whoa! Sonny Liston came in and hit her!

[ccrstarpanda]

lol, early music videos

[DrPoon]

"3 weeks doctor?"

"What a blimey rotter!"

lmao!

[scooteratreides]

1:24 Am I the only one who was hoping that after the song ended, the lead singer would smile, give the OK sign, and declare: "It Stinks!"

1:55 I'm not sure that's a coat--looks more like she's emerging from a pupa.

And would someone kindly locate the people who made the BJ video and shatter their kneecaps, please?

[watda74]

@scooteratreides

I'm workin' on it...lol

[Cainus44]

@scooteratreides Yeah weren't the 60s great?

[TheFenixFan]

@scooteratreides Go fck  yourself, asshole

[scooteratreides]

@TheFenixFan

Ah! My adoring public! ^_^

[rjakobi]

Dude, they take the set from Edward Hill?

[vincentpricesnephew]

AH! A BEAR!

[warriorcatsfan24]

ah, a bear!...oh

[sexysadie1977]

Ronnie Wood is such a spaz in his cameo here.

[daiklaive]

(ok sign) "...it stinks!"

[redwolffire]

the dog's meat. WoW O_o

[ChaoticYak]

Okay, Merlin Oleson! Let's go!

[harmonyXsuzukaze]

man the 70's all brown!

[masanobuandolover]

@harmonyXsuzukaze Yea thank god I was born in the late 80's....although come to think about it the 80's and early 90's look was worse from what I've seen. :/

[norsef]

"I'm going to try a different home, maybe they'll let me live here"

One of my all time favourites.

[quasiphatpaul]

G G G F AUCH JEEZ!

[schwetzki]

I suppose you've heard of, the dogs meat?

LOL

[InterEDGE]

well at least we know the brits can make crap too now, no offense.

[mnmstite]

Ha Lord Malbrey.I wonder if he has any bricks to deposit.

[NUTCASE71733]

@mnmstite

(As Basil Fawlty) YEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOU BAAAAAAAASSSSSTAAAAAARD!!!!!

[idieinelevators]

RONNIE WOOD FTW

[wrght9185]

These "musicians" are a far worse threat than any killer bees could ever be!

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Stop the music! I agree, it's pretty pitiful...

'The dog's meat, have you seen it?' XD

[candygirl0406]

Filthiest conversation ever. LOL, I love Crow!

[TPrower]

"The dog's meat, have you seen it?" I agree: filthiest conversation ever.

[shrews12001]

Oh, I'm scared. Any time, mister! *quack*

[RusselBertrand]

the doctor in this scene looks like the Brit Commander in the "great Escape" not roger but the man with a gimp...

[ChaoticYak]

She's coming after us! Back up!

[dork94596]

00:20 "Guys, just skip the music and go right to the heroin"

[M0VIES4U2]

You mean 0:18.

[AlexKryocek]

"We're gonna need a lot more hemp before we're through!"

[snikt2k10]

This is before television was supposed to be entertaining. That didn't happen until 1972, when "BJ and the Bear" premiered. And, boy, was America shocked when they started to enjoy what they saw on TV. Whew!

[snikt2k10]

So, genetically creating killer bees is "Fantastic"? Did i miss a meeting, or something, cause that dosen't sound right.

[tttmany]

"Guys just skip the music and go right to the heroine"

"Don't let your mom dress the band"

"The dog's meat have u seen it?-The flithiest conversation ever."

[skyemcleod1]

This is MST3K GOLD!

lol thankyou so much

~buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[ilikethecoke]

AH! A bear!

[lonelysith66]

"He slept with somebody else out on the floor?!"

I don't know if this is an appropriate song for kids!

XD

[murdock283]

Not only is there one actor from "Fawlty Towers," but there's TWO of them. One of 'em is at 3:53. Guess where the other one is, hehe. ;)

[sillygrl23]

@murdock283 This is a theory but I will try anyway....is he the end of the credits guy? XD

[murdock283]

@sillygrl23 Nope. Hint: He's in Part 6.

[ScorpiusRaven]

G, G, F, oh, jfbksdjf

[lonelysith66]

Mike: That's me, 1982.

Oh, my goodness!

XD

[lonelysith66]

"Don't let your mom dress the band."

This was before Dethklok found their niche.

XD

[MagikSpaceFries]

lol wtf that was the weirdest transition between pt 1 & 2  i thought it was the wrong movie for a second...

[mekman4]

@MagikSpaceFries I know! O_O

[sjaatime]

@MagikSpaceFries i did too!

[Cassavius]

Guys just skip the music and go right to the heroin XD

[h0bbitatheart]

3:12, one of my all-time favorite riffs.

[ElveeKaye]

She fixes the lamp shade and it's still crooked! XD The real problem is that there's not enough beige in the room.

[420Travesty]

The filthiest conversation EVER lol

[PsychoJosh]

"Ralph, ya in there? Ralph, ya got a call!"

[Capng123]

"That's not a liscence plate, they're telling us what hymns we'll be singing."

[Hein122]

"kathy lee gifford arrives to see the dog's meat"

[psycotigerman]

Weird how this movie just skips around it's storylines

[watda74]

5:31-5:54 Ah, married life...(sigh)

[jrmarrero96]

I feel that Mike and the bots missed a golden opportunity to riff on Ronnie Wood for making a cameo in this movie. They didn't even mention him!

[hill9868]

How did they get Ronnie Wood to cameo in this movie? Now he's the one who deserves to faint, imagine working with Keith Richards for all those years!

[WhiteTiger225]

That girls a wuss.. she is paid to stand in a furcoat and lip synch and THATS stressful? I pray she never becomes a nuclear engineer... or a fry cook... or a vegetable.. god she would be stressed to death XD

[gorgeousaur]

@WhiteTiger225 A vegetable? Come on, don't get the girl's hopes up.

[WhiteTiger225]

@gorgeousaur At least she isn't an Anteater!

[seanThree16]

@WhiteTiger225 Yeah, being a fry cook would actually be 100 times more stressful than wearing a fur coat and lip syncing.

[watda74]

I always forget about the The Byrds rocking out at the beginning of this part. I'm not sleepy anymore. lol

[HankJwimbleton876]

"Hey, it's not enough you're gonna eat me, I have to take your messages? Quack! Oh I'm scared(!) Anytime mister!"