Bootleg Star Wars Figures | Ashens

[dreamtheater1351]

Nice rip on FF13 at the end there lol

[RedRupeeBastard]

Flingflong McGinty. XD

[CrossedCelt]

"Chewbacca, what does the scouter say about his power level?"

[Gmod1001]

Actually, Shadows of the Empire on the N64 is a great game! Or at least, I loved it back in the day.

[SoCcErandshit]

pause really fast at 5:20, what?

[kripes8]

Down Solo

[Cihl280777]

Oooh! Light-scimitar!

[TheVicVance]

17:02 like X-Blade?

[TheVicVance]

dude, tats not boba, thats jango fat... i know i'm a nerd (but jango used pistols an not a rifle)

[superbetoboyrules]

Good God.... I actually own that Rip-off Chewbacca. At least now I know where my parents purchased that travesty.

[willmandude]

Let's face it, if you were going to by any knock-off Star Wars figure, it would have to be Boba Fett, wouldn't it

[TeddyBearAssassin]

oh god when Han Derpo came up I was laughing so hard

[AgentTBaggs]

I believe it is John Bunnell you are referring to.

[LOOOLZZ90]

Hurr Solo wuz here.

[LtLuckey]

I know what you're all wondering.. Can you fuck it?

[mrfixxerup1]

9:19 Han Solo looks like Fred Gwynne aka Herman Munster

[TehSkullKid]

Stop giving Lucas ideas!

[GeezernortProduction]

Fling-Flong McGinty is a hero of the galaxy! How dare you!

[flesheatingsnail]

DID THEY DO THEM BAD ON PURPOSE

[mrkoolman23]

@flesheatingsnail IM NOT SURE, P.S. TURN OFF CAPS LOCK

[AgentTBaggs]

@flesheatingsnail They company probably did the best they could. They probably have after-market molds for the figures (if you don't know. after-market basically means generic style product.).

[Davisawwrr]

holy fuck i laughed so hard when chewbacca came out

[AtomiXStudios]

I guess Poundland is like Americas Dollar Store?

[meowandmeow]

Han looks like Gary Busey

[Bilzo599]

Two peas from the same pod, yes we are! Or have i read too much fiction?

[Jacobsenacc]

Just saying, those magnetic characters would be great for tabletop RPG's, Nice visual representation when the GM decides your character isn't allowed his left arm any more.

[Worenx]

It's Harry Winkler! xD Seriously, look at Han Solo and go: "Eeeey!"

[RDR007Commentaries]

Holy shit. Right when Dr. Ashens said "Two words come to mind...Herp and Derp" I was taking a drink of my soda...I almost choked to death. Thank you, Dr. Ashens. xD

Ahhh...Note to self...When watching an Ashens video, pause before taking a drink of anything xD

[Muffinman3670]

two peas from the same pod,yes we are! Or have i read too much fiction....that is what that thing said

[topperheartramada]

By the way, I think Dath Vader has a crowbar, not a bent light saber. It's just as effective, though.

[topperheartramada]

You should team up with Simon Pegg and play his evil brother or something.

[moonlightkisu]

poundland toys, blinding you one eye at a time.

[KetsuruiArtist]

right after 5:18 there is a flash of words. can't manage to pause at just the right moment.... wtf did it say? lol

[TPMSTGKDMGOA]

@KetsuruiArtist Two peas from the same pod, yes we are! Or have I read too much fiction?

[TheProlaps97]

ashens you are a living legend.

[BandoXGodX]

Two peas from the same pod, yes we are!

Or have I read too much fiction?

[loggancun]

the thing at 11:15 was in an issue of toyfare, a spinoff of wizard.

[0stanley0steamer0]

For those of you in Toronto, Honest Ed's at Bathurst and Bloor has Space Defenders for $1.99. I can verify that they even make the same noises and have the eye-frying LED. Ed Mirvish must be rolling in his grave.

[nbarrager]

How dare you insult ANY of the Arnold swarenegger movies

[Kouban]

In this video, Stuart suffers for his art.

Also, the magnetic figure is a remold of a Kotetsu Jeeg figure from Japan.

[Kouban]

Eddard Stark does sound like a good name for a cheap tat store.

[lolfails42]

what was the thing at 15:28 called

[Bear2Roo]

John Walsch or something like that

[natshenkin]

5:20 pause it its hard to catch it at the right time and is so random

[ChanticleerHegemony]

SHERIFF JOHN BURNELL!

[assassinsrul3]

2 words come to mind...herp and derp.

[rockdude492]

Luke skywalker looks like Fred Armison.

[EternalUnfinity]

lol 12: 14



[TheCorrosion123]

@EternalUnfinity XD

[minispike]

i actually still have that fake chewbacca jesus christ xD

[MrQwerty746]

There were some words on the screen for a bit. What were they?

[Uberjoe19]

I keep trying to find the review where he makes the "sitting uncomfortably" joke, which one is it?

[stude444]

@Uberjoe19 3DS i think...

[starwarstopmotion]

metal ball warrior is kinda cool looking

[dialchemy]

whats with the subliminal messages?

[mrrandomlol100]

what did it say at 5:19?????

[CommV]

@mrrandomlol100 "Two peas from the same pod, yes we are!

Or have I read too much fiction?"

[diosoth]

The "Alien Terminators" he starts to review at 11 minutes in are showing up at the Dollar General chain in the US for $2 each. They're on different cards but are the same toys.

[darkmandoom1]

i had one of those wokkies but not the bootleg

[Blaze016]

Shadows of the Empire for the N64 was quite good, and it also had one of the best cheat codes in any game ever!

I remember holding the controller to my face so many times...

[yofune99]

DAH!

FUHHKIN!

AHH!

BLODDY THING SHINED THE LED RIGHT IN MY EYE! ah!

why is it still making noice?!

Bloody dam it!

and thus is why he is a defender of the nothings, he harms civies

[LeetHydrtalisk]

5:20

Two peas from the same pod, yes we are!

Or have I read too much fiction.

The subliminal message trend continues.

[skydog905]

my ex boyfriend had the red magnet toy.

I called him magnet man.

[AmienVids]

7:38 pause, look at it upside down, do you see the other face?

[khrulez1]

@AmienVids its a polar bear with a bowtie XD

[AmienVids]

@khrulez1 I always thought it looked like a weird sort of dog, bear thing

[LmaoFIFA]

@AmienVids lol i litrilly just pissed myself, it looks like a happy polar bear

[Zoshi235]

I have that magnetic red knight guy he shows at 15:20. I also have the 3 other figures in that series. I do not have the other 3 series of that line which were literally the same four figures with increasingly worse coloration. Oh, Mega Blox, you never cease to amaze me.

[ashfoxx85]

12:14 - cheap figure 1, ashens 0.

[RyansSportsCards52]

You are soo funny

[1RamenGuy]

SMOSH as an advertisement??? hell yes!

[WowzaBoyz]

Robert Fett. I gotta remember that shit

[DarthMorbius1977]

Wow the stormtrooper has gun that can fit in his hand? Well it doesn't matter much because they can't hit the broad side of a star destroyer anyway.

[matthias18aTds]

@ashens the figure you rewied at 16:05 is probarly 1 out of 5 you see the 4 others on the back and then you took of the armor it looked like bionicle figurs body

[Tokioka]

Ashens - my new favourite guy.

[sparton1199]

that not luke skywalker, its shaggy from scoopy doo

[Tenkagethewise]

Oh my god I laughed so hard at the Derppy Han I nearly died...good job

[Pokepediahelp]

I'm sure that the weapon that acctualy fits is factory error...

[RexNod12]

I think I have the 1996 figure of Boba Fett

[KillerBeeLFC]

Han Solo looks like Rocky Dennis.

[KillerBeeLFC]

What does the writing that flashes up at 05:20 say ? subliminal message ARGHHH!

[loveallnoobs]

"two peas from the same pod,yes we are!

Or have i read too much fiction?" @ 5:19

[TransformersMan51]

That end bit neerly blew out my damn speakers

[meowistforlife]

shadows of the empire for n64 was a good game you british slang insult

[SuaveButDubiousDevil]

9:10

GREAT SCOTT MARTY! YOUVE GONE TOO BACK IN TO THE FUTURE.

[freem0u5y]

Two peas from the same pod what? NUUUH I spent a whole 2 minutes looking for that subliminal message and got carpel tunnel for what? You got me. You have broken my spirit.

[TheLegoalpha]

i have a toy who sounds like not darth vader

[rabidhammer]

love the toy reviews, well love it all - need to journey out to a lesser known dollar store and see what garbage they have on the shelves lol

[antijelly]

The weird han solo looks like Jon Favrewu!

[whaowman]

Thumbs up if you're watching this in HEAVEN

[Awesomesaucer1234]

@whaowman Whats up Billy Mays?

[scottie2hottietfot]

Ashens stop putting in subliminal messages...they are hard to stop on.

[freem0u5y]

@scottie2hottietfot What did it say? I'm having trouble finding it! :( Where's a frame by frame forward/rewind button!

[scottie2hottietfot]

@freem0u5y Eh I just tried to find it again and failed...however it is pretty trivial.

[Lolligaggerton]

Two peas from the same pod... oh ashens

[chickenisman]

lol, I found those EXACT figures at 11:15 at Dollar General today for $2 each! XD

[MrDeathnotefan98]

i saw a cheapo justice league set that has DC and marvel characters, as well as naruto.... seriously...no joke lol

[j7512]

I thought it was kinda cool when you put the lightsaber on!!

[Betateamstudios]

@Toast333hero Two peas from the same pod, yes we are! or have i read to much fiction?

[Toast333Hero]

During the chubaka review what were the words that popped up for barley a milisecond?

[IXIFatTonyIXI]

Retired Sheriif John Barnell. (Played the Ps1 game of world wildest police chases WAY TOO MUCH)

[whoiswhobutwho]

OPEN THEM! 

[stopactionsam]

WHAT? SHADOWS OF THE EMPIRE WAS MY FAVORITE N64 game!

[kaietchell]

I had a Darth vadar it was brown from Galaxy Empire. It lasted 10mins and the arm fell off.

[kaietchell]

@kaietchell Oh wait its on the video....well i had the brown one haha

[Agerasia]

Geoff Crammond @ 14:48 :)

The god of 8 and 16 bit racing games such as F1GP and Stunt Car Racer.

[Tollbantheraver]

@brucegray666 i know! arent me smart! :3

[Jonathanperez10]

15:00 ok that just looked wrong from my POV

[MrSimonHutson]

I met the storm trooper who banged his head, I felt happy.

[straightMKchamp]

What in the world was that character at 15:20? Honestly, it looks quite interesting!

[UnnamedSeeker]

Oh wow, black and white Kotetsu Jeeg ripoffs.

[DamagedF0X]

Han Solo looks like Gary Busey XD

[ChanticleerHegemony]

@DamagedF0X HAHAHA yes he fuckin does! EPIC!

[pastapestleah]

Lol

[QullVideo]

And the Stormtrooper too.

[QullVideo]

I had that very same Boba Fett figure. I got it from Tenby in Whales as a kid. It's a shame it's not one of the things you wished you'd kept coz' I could probably find it in the attic and sell/give it you.

[Sundermize]

Han Solo looks like Dan Akroyd!

[masticina]

Ah yes the holiday special, good memories, what a tad! 

[scottg4520]

I cummed at least 5 times

[crazyfooInc]

Holy hell; that Han Solo really does look like Sheriff John Bunnell! :-D

[F3ARL388]

10:46 camel toe =D

[ashpewl]

Ashens: Han Solo = Lou Ferrigno

C/D?

[MegaFoxdude]

This was recorded on my birthday. =D

[toodfg]

Han Solo looks like the Blendtec guy!

[Overhazard]

For the record, Arnold has stepped down as governor of California because Jerry Brown was voted in for this following term.

[MrDannySweeting]

@Overhazard Who cares?

[Overhazard]

@MrDannySweeting Californians.

[MrMannyFraker]

I luv the name "Galaxee Empire". As if they are fuuling anyone. Sprry about the mispellings, but I had to throw those in or some people would get upset.

[SucculentMoose]

the same heinz advert, but Over AND OVER AND OvEr AGAIN!

[ZGoten]

There is no bad Final Fantasy game. :O

[NeoOne110]

how does one contract Star Warts? can you really have sex with a star. wait I get it "star" as in porn star.

[bgreen97]

like this if you're watching in 2011

[hknuddv]

that black metal warrior from micronauts looks like something out of killer instinct xD

[Mecha82]

What toy was that red armored warrior with magnets?

[RMPoidet]

Han's eyes look like theyre following me...

[scottbrotify]

@JGMURPY1

Nope. Just not totally retarded.

[MrWebbyD]

@JGMURPY1 No, we are educated man. There is a difference

[UT3MONTAGE]

@JGMURPY1 No, it just means that we are educated.

[MrMannyFraker]

Best part - at 12:13 he geys shot in the eye by an LED and turns into a British Tourettes guy.

[Zangamarth]

On those noise chips, I vaguely remember that same noise coming from a starship of some sort.

[Icedrake201]

The comic with the white Vader is also the one in which Han Solo gets blinded. 9:37 is probably how he looked like under the bandage XD

[mmmbacon0]

@7:40 Flip the Stormtrooper's head upside down and you get a happy polar bear.

[APEZ94]

The galaxy empire fake darth vadar actualy look really cool.... Just sayin...

[aboutwolves]

september 10 was the day of my birth

[XenosRex]

Too lazy to read back, but that "Magnetic" whatchamacallit is the same thing as the Master Chief figure they released when Halo 3 came out. Right down to the face. Said figure actually was magnetic though.

[StephensStuff]

I've never seen the interval before, what IS that?

[ocarinag33k]

WHOA....shadows of the empire wasnt a good game? pardon my french sir but BQDHHDH43UDHYXIQU YOU!!!

[khoid]

I hope in the blu ray rerelease, george lucas adds a segment like the one at 13:07 to 13:22. Also the comic ashens is refering to at 14:06 is the starwars infinities for return of the jedi.

[CabooseWillPwnCheif]

i have some similar ones like those magnet guys

[DukeOnkled]

Anyone else think Grey Chewie's face looks like a friendly Zardoz?

[psychonaut25]

Please dear chinese fakers, do more of this horrible stuff !! A new Ashens video reviewing such crap as this is better than xmas

[kratosx91]

o_o

[22Videogameaddict]

what did it say at 5:18?

[AshensExtra]

I have now have Extra Videos on this channel. Yes this one right here.

[ginaexlimationpoint]

What is with that black background and white lettering at 5:19? Subliminal messaging?! Scandalous! 

[MeltedGecko]

Herp Derplo

[nanioushka]

when Ashens starts laughing...LOOOL

[Boeeeps]

Ashens is a vampire; proof in this video!

[jbaines2615]

The first time I've ever seen Han Solo introduced with the Blackadder theme tune!

[MetricStarDestroyer]

Will you please talk to the advert monkeys @youtube about getting you some different adverts? I'm still not gonna buy this pasta product after watching the advert 15+ times...

[blinksmilewink]

I have one of those Alien Terminators.

[leef0324uk]

Does anyone remember penny races back in the 80s if I send u some will u view them as it would be great. Fake chewbakka looks like a love child of a chewy and a eawok lol lobe it.

[hjhboy16]

I used to have that same red magnet knight thing and brown one when I was little! haha

[TheSaintOfPain]

12:14 - 12:24

This just made my week, and it's only Tuesday.

[TheVidotube]

@TheSaintOfPain it made my week on sunday burn >:D