@sparkleygirl11 imean sayin Dudes have to like et just cuz et has nudity. old ladies have saggy tits ,but just cuz their 'tits' doesnt mean Dudes have to like em. unless their into dat type of stuff -.-
@sparkleygirl11 whoa whoa whoaaa. im not piccin a fight ,an ihate ppl who say shit like dat(get in the kitchen) iNEVER mentioned dat. lets b friends an shhhhhh..
If carrot top just took his funniest ones and did them over and over, he'd be great, but he does a different set every time, which is still good in a way.
Carrot top makes fun of, red necks, fat people, people of other nationalities, ect. ect. But he can't even take a joke himself. But he is funny i guess.
LOL redneck baby monitor . people have no sense of humour. this guy is sooooo funnny
shawnlaurin 4 days ago
That was pretty good haha
Paintbl99 3 weeks ago
it is not funny...
woodbeard 1 month ago
His name is Carrot Juiced because he is "juiced up."
cguevara12 3 months ago
i laughed
VlikeVince777 3 months ago
Werido
Bigtaffy76 3 months ago
kelly is so fuckin hot
sammypmr 4 months ago
i watched this live
gothicdawn05 4 months ago
The joke doesnt follow through without alcohol.
Clarince1 4 months ago
i dont see why guys wouldnt like sex and the city. its a freaking porno
sparkleygirl11 5 months ago
@sparkleygirl11 stereotyping..
Facee420er 4 months ago
@Facee420er ive seen it, and it is. extreeme nudity
sparkleygirl11 4 months ago
@sparkleygirl11 imean sayin Dudes have to like et just cuz et has nudity. old ladies have saggy tits ,but just cuz their 'tits' doesnt mean Dudes have to like em. unless their into dat type of stuff -.-
Facee420er 4 months ago
@Facee420er okay first off, it's they're. their shows possesion.
second off, i dont see why i cant say tht, but ppl can say "get in the kitchen"
i dont rlly care about sexist jokes, im not like one of those ppl tht are all like tht, i guenuenly dont think its funny. its kind of stupid.
sparkleygirl11 4 months ago
@sparkleygirl11 whoa whoa whoaaa. im not piccin a fight ,an ihate ppl who say shit like dat(get in the kitchen) iNEVER mentioned dat. lets b friends an shhhhhh..
Facee420er 4 months ago
@Facee420er learn how to spell you dyslexic
timmytourettes1 1 month ago
I can't help but laugh. Not with him, but AT him...because he's pathetic
kc86er 5 months ago
press 6 if you're jewish
superman1113215 5 months ago
hahaha god i love him
bourgeoisnq 5 months ago
does any one besides me knowtice that he keeps using the same gag (the keyboard one?)
superamazingsnowman 6 months ago
@superamazingsnowman thats what comedians do, re use material
DXFan1269 5 months ago
if u press
7 fast its sounds like she says my cock
tizzy5127 6 months ago
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1:32 Regis is thinking, "Oh, dear god..."
iceygirl505 7 months ago
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iceygirl505 7 months ago
If carrot top just took his funniest ones and did them over and over, he'd be great, but he does a different set every time, which is still good in a way.
heatbucspies55 7 months ago
i get the jokes but he ain't funny at all. i think he looks scary @_@
syntaxcart 7 months ago 4
roids
philly442 7 months ago
Who the ass are Regis and Kelly and why does it seem they are locked up in their little safe suburban lives
waitingforacentury 7 months ago
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when did bill hicks died?
Shamael13 8 months ago
Nice laugh carrot shit
scronan88 9 months ago
Not as funny as Jeff dunham
1234567bobcats 10 months ago
nice fake laugh kelly
stoonky8 10 months ago
lol
jakethesnake1230 11 months ago
Carrot top makes fun of, red necks, fat people, people of other nationalities, ect. ect. But he can't even take a joke himself. But he is funny i guess.
MsMirandaXoxo 11 months ago 3
his face at 1.33
jbrico415 11 months ago
OHHHH SHITT KEYBOARD FOR JACKING OFF XD
chamblizi 1 year ago
haha he trys not to go to the right chest cause regis is totally in the way
hungryalbatros 1 year ago
100 bucks says he would be funnier if he shaved his head
XesLanaRm 1 year ago
ok ..the globe with the oil ..i got that joke but the rest REALLY NOT FUNNY ! people must be stupid to pay and see this shit srsly ..
boxajr 1 year ago
They are stupid. (regis and kelly) they need to back up and sit down and watch.
jepsk666 1 year ago 3
It looks like carrot top made 19 youtube accounts
DeceptaconTron 1 year ago
Normally, I don't say bad things about anything but . . .
Watching him . . . and watching the reactions of the hosts was . . . was dreadfully painful. I felt embarrassed FOR him. -_-
irkofan 1 year ago
Regis and Kelly SUCK
jesusfreak2ful 1 year ago 4
carrot top is damn funny and clever.
chrisbruni 1 year ago 6
always with toilet seats, rednecks,, current event
getsumdog 1 year ago
carrot top is a lame he is not funny
blacksmift68 1 year ago
lol regis face is constantly like "what else ya got"
ewupawly 1 year ago
regis and kelly should have backed the hell away and let carrot top do his thing, damn way to cramp his style
xshabootiex 1 year ago 106
@xshabootiex regis has no idea where he is
Rock85100 1 year ago
hjuvhbkhj
elbebebonito 1 year ago
Regis is so unimpressed lol
mikelekes 1 year ago 61
@mikelekes i think it all going over is head
jojo19001 6 months ago
Thank you for uploading this!!!! I love carrot top xoxoxox
whangz 1 year ago