Carrot Top
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From: joemattress01
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  • LOL redneck baby monitor . people have no sense of humour. this guy is sooooo funnny

  • That was pretty good haha

  • it is not funny...

  • His name is Carrot Juiced because he is "juiced up."

  • i laughed

  • Werido

  • kelly is so fuckin hot

  • i watched this live

  • The joke doesnt follow through without alcohol.

  • i dont see why guys wouldnt like sex and the city. its a freaking porno

  • @sparkleygirl11 stereotyping..

  • @Facee420er ive seen it, and it is. extreeme nudity

  • @sparkleygirl11 imean sayin Dudes have to like et just cuz et has nudity. old ladies have saggy tits ,but just cuz their 'tits' doesnt mean Dudes have to like em. unless their into dat type of stuff -.-

  • @Facee420er okay first off, it's they're. their shows possesion.

    second off, i dont see why i cant say tht, but ppl can say "get in the kitchen"

    i dont rlly care about sexist jokes, im not like one of those ppl tht are all like tht, i guenuenly dont think its funny. its kind of stupid.

  • @sparkleygirl11 whoa whoa whoaaa. im not piccin a fight ,an ihate ppl who say shit like dat(get in the kitchen) iNEVER mentioned dat. lets b friends an shhhhhh..

  • @Facee420er learn how to spell you dyslexic

  • I can't help but laugh. Not with him, but AT him...because he's pathetic

  • press 6 if you're jewish

  • hahaha god i love him

  • does any one besides me knowtice that he keeps using the same gag (the keyboard one?)

  • @superamazingsnowman thats what comedians do, re use material

  • if u press

    7 fast its sounds like she says my cock

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  • If carrot top just took his funniest ones and did them over and over, he'd be great, but he does a different set every time, which is still good in a way.

  • i get the jokes but he ain't funny at all. i think he looks scary @_@

  • roids

  • Who the ass are Regis and Kelly and why does it seem they are locked up in their little safe suburban lives

  • Nice laugh carrot shit

  • Not as funny as Jeff dunham

  • nice fake laugh kelly

  • lol 

  • Carrot top makes fun of, red necks, fat people, people of other nationalities, ect. ect. But he can't even take a joke himself. But he is funny i guess.

  • his face at 1.33

  • OHHHH SHITT KEYBOARD FOR JACKING OFF XD

  • haha he trys not to go to the right chest cause regis is totally in the way 

  • 100 bucks says he would be funnier if he shaved his head

  • ok ..the globe with the oil ..i got that joke but the rest REALLY NOT FUNNY ! people must be stupid to pay and see this shit srsly ..

  • They are stupid. (regis and kelly) they need to back up and sit down and watch.

  • It looks like carrot top made 19 youtube accounts

  • Normally, I don't say bad things about anything but . . .

    Watching him . . . and watching the reactions of the hosts was  . . . was dreadfully painful. I felt embarrassed FOR him. -_-

  • Regis and Kelly SUCK

  • carrot top is damn funny and clever.

  • always with toilet seats, rednecks,, current event

  • carrot top is a lame he is not funny

  • lol regis face is constantly like "what else ya got"

  • regis and kelly should have backed the hell away and let carrot top do his thing, damn way to cramp his style

  • @xshabootiex regis has no idea where he is

  • hjuvhbkhj

  • Regis is so unimpressed lol

  • @mikelekes i think it all going over is head

  • Thank you for uploading this!!!! I love carrot top xoxoxox

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