Full Metal jacket - some best bits

[arachnidman8eyes]

I BET YOU COULD SUCKA GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE

[Daztick]

0:28 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ! That's is a war face ! 

[chris22301]

this is so funny as hell

[AzTroHD]

get up and over!

'you slimmy, walrus stupid son of a bitch!'

jtfo

[DanGan808]

Sergeant is one of my fav all time movie characters, he rules!

[jrastacj]

They picked the best person to play serg.

[jrastacj]

serg. is the best

[eLpachuukkO]

2 People are faggots and sailors

[Brady736]

"R u quiting on me!?" "WELL ARE YOU!?" "THEN QUIT YOU SLIMY PIECE OF WALRUS LOOKING PIECE OF SHIT!"

[AdonJaguarFang]

private pyle and private joker disliked this

[mandabean08]

"I DIDN'T KNOW THEY STACKED SHIT THAT HIGH!" Hahahahahaha..... awesome

[TheBardicDruid]

Damn this brings back memories, and I was in the Army, back then there was no difference between USMC & Army DI's.

[MisterReta]

I remember this old guy from a show in History channel named Mail Call

and from the Texas Massacre Remake 2003, (The Sheriff Hoyt)

[Alfonsoisgod]

@MisterReta What are you like 16?

[untensil]

Are drill instructors still like this?

[Alfonsoisgod]

@untensil yeah

[meoldfruit]

AWESOME !

[RevengeIsScorpion]

get the fuk off my obstacle - lool

[TheSilentOne50]

DICKS EVERY ANIMAL IN THE CONGO!

[TheInformalstyle]

It is absolutely awful the way the treat Pvt Pyle I feel so sorry for him. Thank goodness this is only a movie.

[wowkidlrn2play]

@TheInformalstyle I see you've never heard a real drill sargeant.

[Mrpreshutchins]

CAN'T WAIT FOR MY GRANDSON TO GET HERE TO BABYSIT! "You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! YOU HAD BEST square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely I unscrew your head and shit down your neck"! ;)

[Director347]

we need Drill instructors like that

[HardcoremixBlackOps1]

2 people cannot do a single pull up

[urbanfalcon756]

all of these lines were improvised by r lee ermey

[Gradyolson]

@urbanfalcon756 hey wasnt the orginal person slated for the part he was a marine consultant and after the director heard him say some of the lines he told the actor to go home and Ermey was in.

[LuQMeister]

@urbanfalcon756

no actually the lines weren't improvised, but he did rip out the first half of the script and replace it with his own lines.

[FthFpsGamer97]

hartman is duke nukem father.

I'L RIP OFF YER HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK

[TheMango121]

@FthFpsGamer97

Thats where they got that saying btw.

Most of duke nukem catch phrases are from movies

[legendfox2000]

Are you shooked up? Are you nervous?

Sir...

"Sir"-what? Are you about to call me an ASSHOLE?!

[USmarine0813]

@DrmrGuy1979

not really funny just a way of life it is extream professionalism. It keeps us alive both in country and out. There are no EX-Marines.... Civillian Marines and Former Marines... It is really simple concept we are not "Soldiers" we are MARINES. We earn and surpass the rank of Sergeant. We all understand that Civillians dont know how we conduct ourselves.

[Devilxdevil2]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[TheBlackWhiteDog]

FULL SILCONE VALLEY.

[TheBlackWhiteDog]

PRIVATE HACKER, WHY DID YOU JOIN MY BELOVED WEBSITE??!?

"Sir, to Crash Sir!"

I AM GONNA CANCEL YOUR DIAL-UP, SO YOU CANNOT CONTAMINATE THE REST OF THE WEB!!!!

I WILL UP-LOAD YOU, PRIVATE FILE, IF IT SHORTS OUT EVERY SURGE PROTECTOR ON THE MAIN FRAME!!!!

[TheBlackWhiteDog]

YOU OUT-DATED LITTLE PAC MAN, I'LL BET IT WAS YOU!

"Sir, I did it Sir!"

I admire your honesty... You can come over to my chat room and email my sister.

YOU LITTLE SECURITY QUESTION!! I GOT YOUR USERNAME! I GOT YOUR PASSWORD!! YOU WILL NOT BLOG! YOU WILL NOT REPLY!!! YOU WILL LEARN BINARY, OR I'LL DELET YOU!

NOW GET UP! ON YOUR KEYS!!

"Sir, Yes Sir!"

[MKD247]

2:29 That whole scene is fucking hilarious. Just watching Sgt Hartmann going off at Pyle makes me want to piss myself laughing.

[USmarine0813]

@MKD247 GySgt Hartmann make sure you get it right

[MKD247]

@USmarine0813 calm down

[USmarine0813]

@MKD247 ok but i know it may not matter to you but to us Marines It is never Sgt unless he is in fact a SGT!... it was ment as a friendly correction..

[MKD247]

@USmarine0813

Tone is difficult to convey in text. Eh..

Whats the nickname for gunnery sergeant?

[USmarine0813]

@MKD247 the "nickname" Is Gunny usually only used by those that the Gunnery Sergeant knows or will allow to call him that. He(she) will let you know

[Sk8inLegend]

I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose XD

[DonOfPC]

@TheCodyGravins

I suggest not joining the armed forces if you think he cusses to much.

[333ACU]

The 1 dislike is probably Pvt. Pyle?

[somethingswicked]

I would be laughing my ass off if someone insulted me with those lines. hahahahahahhahahahahahaha.

[DipUnderMyLip]

"how tall are you?"

"5'9 sir!"

"5'9? i didnt know they stacked shit that high!"

[jesus89vald]

Only fagots and sailors are name lawrance! hahaha

[DarkshineKnight]

do you mean to tell me you cannot do one single pull-up?!

[AznSk8rBoi121]

SIR WHAT? ARE YOU ABOUT TO CALL ME AN ASSHOLE?

[label1877]

I had a Drill Sergeant in the Army that would make that Drill Sergeant look like a librarian. Anybody taking sick-call... would be PT'd to death the next day. Last guy out of chow got fire duty for 4 hours that night. Lord help you if you come in after him in your morning 2 mile run. But... those were the days... wish I could do it again.

[languageishellagay]

@label1877 You would think being a drill sergeant and all you would know that these are marines and they do not have drill sergeants, they have drill instructors. jesus im Canadian and i know that.

[label1877]

@languageishellagay Huh? I said I HAD a drill sergeant... not... I WAS a drill sergeant. Not familiar with Marine termology because as I said... I was in the Army.

[languageishellagay]

@label1877 you are correct, i misread it, my mistake.

[Artylang]

How did he not lose his voice??

[Guample]

I like the way sgt. Hartman asks Leonard to leave his obstacle

[poofartass]

Steanly Kubrick was a goddamn genius :))

[thewienerwurst]

GET THE FUCK DOWN OF MY OBSTACLE!!

[LORDEZE7]

"Whatever you do don't fall! That would break my fucking heart" LMAO.

[shotgunshells64]

how tall are u "Sir 5 foot nine sir" 5 foot nine i diddnt know they stacked shit that high LolZ

[aleramone23]

GET UP THERE SNOWBALL !!! hahaah best nickname ever

[the3nikilla]

"do you suck dicks"

"sir no sir"

"bullshit i bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose" i would have so punched him in the face but tht shyt is HILARIOUS

[TherealDurachevy]

Did your parents have any children that lived? I love that!

[Response166]

Let me see your war face haha :D



[Volkovic7013]

It would be great to have footage of R. Lee when he was in the marines. That would be cool

[Zathiax]

"Sir, excuse for what, Sir?" "I'M ASKING THE FUCKING QUESTIONS!!!"

lmao that part is hilarious!!!

[budlighthombre]

loved boot camp and the fleet i miss it all

[ElDoomTaco]

Private- "Sir?!"

Drill instructor- "Sir What..Where you about to call me an asshole!!!"

[SonOfATurban]

the guy who plays the drill sergeant is an actual retired drill sergeant

[HerbWalker]

OMG this is EXACTLY the way it was in Boot Camp in 1974! Ft Polk LA....................."Drop and Gimme some Maggot!"

[battlerboy]

"Where you from Pvt?" "Sir Texas Sir" "Holy dog shit Pvt, only steers and queers come from Texas Pvt Cowboy and you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down"

[aaxmym]

I'm gonna rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world...lmao

[GangstaClown678]

"You climb obstacles like old people fuck. Did you know that?"

[swordmastter]

pause at 0:38 his face OMG! :)

[dudog9]

texas only gives steers and queers

[theelectricguitar16]

It's gotta be hard in Boot Camp to NOT laugh! One thing I'm not looking forward to in the Corps... trying to explain my laughter haha

[usmctanks1]

I was in OCS, the Drill instructors NEVER swore, but could make you feel like crap with a look. My favorite during the runs was "what a fine updstanding example of american youth there candidate" , crushing actually. I actually liked the obstacle couse, it was not as difficult as it seemed, except for the MF'ing Dirty name..

[WiseGuy5674]

I'd like to see a shouting contest between Sgt Hartman and Paulie Walnuts.

[ManicallyMetal]

do they really treat you like this in the Military lol

[ieldanth]

@ManicallyMetal

that was a fairly accurate portrayal of boot camp, yes.

[Stingray8854]

Gunny is old school USMC. OORAH!! Semper Fi!!

[GuardianAngel5150]

Did he ask that dude if he was a "Peter Pumper"?

WTF? FUnniest shit ever!

[nerosparda26]

@GuardianAngel5150 it's peter puffer not peter pumper. And a peter puffer is a person who likes to suck dicks.

[GuardianAngel5150]

@nerosparda26 Thansk for the clarification.

I always thought he said "Peter Pumper" but whatever,

Great scene.

[fmkidskater]

"get the fuck down off of my obstacle, NOW!! IM GONNA RIP YOUR BALLS OFF SO YOU CANNOT CONTAMINATE THE REST OF THE WORLD"

[eaodak]

3:20 or so, sounds like Gunny is Gunna have a heart-attack!

[Beast1811]

GET THE FUCK OFF MY OBSTACLE!!!!!

[stevemcgee99]

I'm going to rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world.

[DrKaiju2000]

"Sir what?Are you about to call me an asshole!?"

[brosbeforehoes96]

my grandfather was a strong S.O.B to put up with this bullshit

[limsniff]

I fucking love this! One of the best movies ever made!

[allenbold12345]

I will rip ur balls off so dat u cannot contaminate the rest of the world lool

[jbond5150]

"bullshit, it looks to me the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress." omg... HAHAHAHAHAHA

[roidz17]

Peter puffer hahahaha

[HolyRoller478]

"Five foot nine?? I didn't know they stacked sh*t that high!!" ROFL XD

[Westmustard]

"you climb obstacles like old people fuck" awesome line lol

[nrlknight]

my boss always watched this, and now i will foreva

[joostmoethetweten]

i love the sergeant so sweet

[joostmoethetweten]

ASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Lightningbladesonic]

you climb obstacles like old people fuck you know that private pyle!?

[HolyRoller478]

"Private Pyle, whatever you do, don't fall down...!! That would break my f*cking heart!!" ROFL!! XD

[ken0is0gay0fan0club]

"private" "sir yes sir" do you suck dick" "sir no sir" "bullshit i bet you could suck a golfball threw a garden hose."

[BrooksfilmProdCo]

I worked with Lee on his t.v. show, "Mail Call". He is the best in the business. He is classy and has a great sense of humor.

[HolyRoller478]

Whatever happened to "Mail Call"? I don't see it on anymore.

[IAmRoyalT]

U slimy, f***ing, walrus looking, piece of sh*t....lmao

[antonbomb12345]

ud best unfuck urself lol

[itsibitsispiderUSMC]

makes me feel, warm and f'n fuzzy. 3rd bat I co pl3047, bourne again hard. semper fi

[PreCurSeD]

you little SCUMBAG!!

[MaDDSparKz]

GET OFF MY OBSTACLE

[TBRCFilms]

yep Staff Sgt. R Lee Ermy

[300MUSIC]

can someone give me the line of what he said from 1:14

[Hadrael]

"It looks to me the best part of you ran down the crack of your mommas ass and ended up as a brown stain on the carpet."

[DS9kov]

contaminate ahahahha

[bubzyz]

its matress not carpet

[thedrummzz]

hahahaha!!!!!!

[BombBoi1993]

yep

[sicilianbeddu123]

"I'm gunna rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world" -Classic

[TATALEPAX]

yes he is sgt. gunny

[arcticmunchy]

I will motivate you Prvt Pile , if i have to short dick every canabal in the congo!

[vampire9545]

yes it is

[akathasamurai]

"You had best un-fuck yourself!"

[jberrie33]

Yes, thats him, in the flesh lol, Gunnery Sgt Lee Ermey. a real hard ass in the movie

[phonix032]

damn you gotta love and hate marine drill sergeants LOL

[infinitiondubs]

Are you a peter puffer!!!

[cast390]

@3:06 just push that screamin douchbag the fuck off.

[TripleNipple3]

He isnt a douchebag he was a real Drill Instructor, its just thier job to pick on recruits especially the weaker ones to make them stronger.

[Kalashnikov0012]

"5'9, i didnt know they stacked shit that high!"

[CarrotHead34]

THEN QUIT, YOU SLIMEY FUCKIN WALRUS-LOOKIN PIECE O' SHIT! GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY OBSTACLE! GET THE FUCK DOWN OFF OF MY OBSTACLE! NOW! MOVE IT! I'm gonna rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I WILL motivate you, Private Pyle!

^EPIC^

[amino0o]

sir im trying sir l

[Qlimaxeren]

What ever you do dont fall down, that would break my fucking hearth! lol

[LMA629]

i will unscrew ur head & shit down ur neck!!! show me your war face.....AHHHHHHH!!!! LOL

[crazynativeboy]

fuck that fat ass piece of shit pile

[Spyronortex89]

Holy digshit! only steers and queers come from Texas..

LOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLO

[brevin1]

you climb obstacles like old people F**K! lmao

[iamtheoforreal]

whats your excuse?

sir wat excuse?

IM ASKING THE FUCKIN QUESTIONS!

[goldendoomer]

what's your excuse scumbag!

[cwood4ever]

This makes me actually miss bootcamp and the Marines. After all the fuck fuck games and bullshit. I actually miss my beloved corps now.

USMC veteran 2003-2007

[goldendoomer]

you fill me full of doubt with your comment. thanks for the respect.

[Rafflersauce]

once a marine always a marine, thank you for your service

[Lennart1337]

private joker why did you join my beloved Corps,

SIR TO KILL SIR

now let me see your war face

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AAAAAAAAAAAAH

dude i love it

^^^isnt the right subtitle

[iggyfano]

What an excellent movie

[rocketman6464]

holy christ this is funny as hell.

[Maza945]

" holy dogshit! " lol

[Govanator12]

"Don't f*** yourself!" "AHHHHH!" "BULSHIT!"

[BKstunna519]

"How tall are you?" "sir 5'9 sir". "5'9 i didnt know that they stacked shit that high" LMAO

[niuwaynsaiyan]

Looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mamas ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Th3BritishGuy]

"GET THE FUCK OF OF MY OBSTACLE"

[beanershot2007]

all of kubrick's movies r amazing when ur high

[ilcapo92]

fuck yea,my fave is 2001 A Space Odyessy but all of them are great

[beanershot2007]

hellz 2 the yea! the music is so great in 2001, me and sum friends found the song when all the apes r killin each other and its like a classic funky versian by sum italian band but yea we were all spittin rhymes durin this movie, so great but when i'm not high i can't rap lol but yea dawg its cool that sum 1 agrees, alot of people think his movies r boring... have u seen eyes wide shut when ur high?

[ilcapo92]

fuck yea,but you should check out a clockwork orange and the shining,all of his movies are great like barry lyndon,lolita,full metal jacket,dr strangelove ect...kubrick and scorcese are my fave directors(actually all my friends who like smoking are into kubrick)

[beanershot2007]

hellz 2 the yea ilcapo92! i just whatched jacob's ladder while stoned and that reminded me alot bout kubrick's movies just cuz its so dark but colorful at the same time and that hospital scene scared the shit outta me ha but yea dude all my freinds and i only talk bout his movies (well we only talk bout his movies when were in a "cool movies 2 watch when blazed" conversation ha but yea i remember stayin the night at my friend's place and we put on clockwork orange (weird movie) i luv the fight

[beanershot2007]

scene wit the 2 gangs at the theater but yea the movie repeats its self when its ovr and i passed out durin the part when he is a good guy and he is singing in the bath tub and the guy in the wheel chair starts havin like a seisure cuz he finds out it was that guy who raped his wife but yea durin that part i fell asleep and the i woke up and it was day time and that same part was playing right where i left off, it was so trippy lol but yea we gotta toke together!

[BigRickSharpe]

To bad shit hit the fan, and dikes got onboard, we need to get back on track with the training program and kick ass again, Lawrence! lol Fatboy lol those DI's made us tough! the toughness kept us alive! now the libs have stress cards and shit, I'd like to take a politician and shit down its neck! Marines, keep making God happy by sending him those ragheads via quick dispatch!

[alongdriver]

:40

"What's your excuse?"

"Sir Excuse for what sir?"

"I'm asking the fcuking questions here private do you understand?"

Classic LMAO

"Where you about to call me an Asshole?"

Drill Instructors were funny as hell. I miss that crap. Oohrah Devil Dawgs.

[tonyth123]

lmao.

"I'm asking the fcuking questions here private do you understand?"

One of my fav lines of the vid aswell =D

[dudog9]

@tonyth123 in thid part my fav line is where he goes: can i be in charge now?

[kadoty123]

I dont know what ive been told

I dont know what ive been told

eskimo pussy is mighty

[kadoty123]

cold

[suspect899]

show me your warface !!!!

[PolarBear25]

The way the corp should be a all male killing machine..

[MullenUrock]

i love this movie