80s Burger Rap

[sebastian9698448]

god damn!!! well thats the last time billy eats those mushrooms her found in the woods

[eyeontheempire]

They totally ripped off the alien sound effects/ humpback whales from Star Trek IV!

[landsverkchristian]

Welcome to Hell let me show you how to grill some food

[AhAhChristina]

That's a TV? I thought it was a microwave.

[5ealchris00]

I guess this is what happens when you drop acid before going to work...

[arn1993arn]

1:22 - 1:27 it sounds ALOT like the intro to Pink Floyds "Welcome to the Machine" doesn't it?!?

[ThEmAnOnAmIsSiOn100]

he's thinking....man i gotta watch a fuckin tape on how to use shit

[theghostorchid]

why do those burger patties have earrings? THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE EARS! D:

[usernameuseruseruser]

damn he shouldn't of taken LSD on the first day of learning the job

[sapphire91288]

every single safety/instructional video from the 90's conveyed their message through rap

[Lukaara]

Whoa, Welcome to the Machine, anyone?

[goatindaruffness]

This was the inspiration for PaRappa the Rapper

[cdude100]

god dammit why can't they have stuff like this in school

[SOADfan6624]

does the beginning remind anyone else of a bad porno?

[LucanVaris]

.....We need to go deeper...

[DaKidd]

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, Shrooms. I'm on Shrooms.

[Dargonhuman]

A training video inside a training video?

Traininception!

[jstefiedblacki]

This is all video drome and shit.

[gunzlingerxj]

Holy shit, it does sample Welcome to the Machine hahaha

[EindacorDS]

anybody else here the opening sample to Pink Floyd's "Welcome to the Machine" at 1:24?

[scuba2nd]

ughhh....that golden spatula is ill.

[abergamo32]

How did I not discover these Wendy's training videos sooner?!?!

[kylethemighty]

does wendys just have the best training videos ever or what?

[EliasHoweNash]

GOD DAMMIT, MARY.

[BigBangBlitz]

Dude, Funk this job.

[Obswalq]

The singing patties make me want to die.

[ManThatNate]

Why isn't he wearing gloves? That's a damn health hazard!

[enderwiggen100]

wait, this is a training video, about a guy watching a training video?

[segrl110]

mommy!!!! i'm scared D:

[voidlam]

This porno is shit.

[dedballoonz]

.. what the fuck just happened?

[GiantDoucheNG]

SPATULA SOLO

[alienhddna]

now we can make a wendy clone also

[risingpower]

the singing patties did it for me

[jinggo78]

I'm looking for the "white red and green" sandwich making video for Wendy's. Due to how hilariously stupid that video was I never really learned to make a sandwich the "Wendy's" way because I couldn't stop laughing. I really want to see it again. The song is so corny and dumb.

[westenicho]

haha he's about to learn some real skills? is it the rapping or flipping the burgers?

[jinggo78]

@westenicho the rapping is to stop your eyes from glazing over during a boring demonstration of what the employee will repeat over and over again while get hot sweaty and stinky like the grill. All that greasy steam? Where do you think it goes? I worked every position at a Wendy's during the course of 3 years. I hated it and I'm glad I have "real skills" and won't have to go back. And yes they showed me this same video.

[TheAmazingAnarchist1]

I've watched this, Cold Drinks, Hot Drinks, and Chili Can Be Served With Cheese so many times that I'm pretty sure I could work at any Wendy's right away and be perfectly fine.

[hankeyj84]

Is this the fastfood worker manuel for new employees :) lol

[TheJudge137]

haha thats amazing

[autodesign200]

whats that black brick thing he stuck in the microwave. Whatever it was it probably wasnt good cause it made it smoke.

[bosser7673]

All I can say is wtf

[neoterrar]

1:24



[reachforthelasers]

This is so degrading to the poor people who work at Wendy's.

This video serves as jusfication for higher education.

[Mateo11]

@reachforthelasers Sadly, people with a bachelor of arts in the humanities would be lucky to get a job a Wendy's. Major in medical, computers, and engineering, kids.

[bigdadymofo]

i have to show this to my manager i am the grill guy at a wendys in NC and for one thing i am so glad that time has allowed us to advance and i dont have to do it that way but it is funnys so props to who ever found and posted this video

[RedPaladin]

25 people didn't check their stuff.

[frenchfrie81able]

GRILL SKILL!!

[Harryhoodz]

"now remember we serve 100% pure ground beef"

[Harryhoodz]

I really feel like I could work at wendys now

[theblitz8]

NOT MUCH MARYS UP FRONT SHE WONTS TO SEE YOU.

Bill: Jesus!

[CanadianHitman08]

Holy shit.. I thought the TV was a microwave!

[cheatboy111]

Yo dog, i heard you like instructional videos, so I put an instructional video inside your instructional video!

[spartacus728]

@cheatboy111 INCEPTION!!!

[austintolbert]

You have no idea how thankful i am that I am able to grow up in the 21st century.

[jointbuttz]

crazy shit yo

[vandenabeeleandries]

WTF did i just see ???

[0TheBestMan]

why does that microwave play videos?

[TheAsimoKid]

I now know why the burgers are square.

[TheUnfiltered]

Awe... the good ol' days when black people scared white people.

[Tareltonlives]

@TheUnfiltered To be fair, this guy scares black people too

[kittenfactor]

It should be "grey and moist" ? Dear lord, I'm glad I'm a vegetarian.

[korzent]

@kittenfactor yeah, well im glad im a carnivore, and awesome!!! im like a t-rex in an f-14. your like a a crappy stegasauraus.

[tavern2468]

so if i were wathcing this video to train myself i would be sucked into THAT wendys and then be forced to work at that one? because that guy was in that other dimension?or be sucked into that video as well? im confused

[mozzarrella]

Bill, please don't grab your tool when you're making my burger, thank you.

[Cadody21]

My question is, what happened to the "regular" grill cook?

[skeezysquirrel]

Wendy's, brainwashing since the 80's...

[LeoKillian]

Requiem for a Dream has nothing on this vid!

[evanstunes]

how did that last motion he made not fling grease all over the camera

[RGestwa]

@MossyKong HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[L4R3T4]

uh yea.... k billy coming up next.... is the final step ....pay attencion it takes a certain fineness..... hawk a lugi the size of your head and spit in to that synthetic lettuce..... that way the customer wont know ..... (billy)what ?  ... what caused his death

[taybo06]

If you ever apply to Wendy's, put "avid LSD user" on your resume. Apparently that's what they look for in an employee.

[Matches10]

Push the Eagle's Stomach!

[bankconsultant]

Once Mary shows him the cheese, it just doesn't stop getting cheesier! This must have been Kool Moo Dee's younger gay brother rapping.

[DavesComment]

2:17 serious funk spatula right there

[TheItalodancers]

Is very good eh eh :)

[LobsterPotsticker]

nice training video

[UrbanSkaternotreally]

there's som much you can say about making a burger,,great video!

[jfreekjuggalo]

im leaving. send my final check in the mail beyatch

[balanceblade100]

O HAI WILL SMITH

[Abdurahman1234567890]

if I was working at wendys and that happened to me I would quit my job instantly.

[eiflerbub]

seems like an old school spongebob song :D:D:D

[handymandan100]

KILL ME NOW.

[captaint1000]

EPIC!!! LOL

[Benji0Sama]

they 2 mistakes in the video too. Your NEVER EVER suposed to cook with rings on your fingers. The singer does just this when he puts the meat on the grill. 2ndly YOUR NOT SUPOSED TO PUSH THE MEAT. Gosh. The meat juices gets pushed out and makes it less tasty.

[Benji0Sama]

Wendys hot drinks song is still better.

[leonel1982]

1:42 that's a fire hazard right there i tell you what!

[StevieCybernetik010]

This is what Miley Cryus saw when she took that hit of salvia.

[timberwolves03]

@StevieCybernetik010 damn right; boys playing with meat

[Budgetgravy]

I'll hang my meat over her buns!

[Busterdrag]

To quote Spoony:

CAPTAIN N: THE GRILL MASTER

[SatanLeather]

THE MEAT IS IN THE COLD WELL!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[TheFunnyCorp]

Just got a job at Wendys.

This made me so pumped

[iminhyrule]

See, this is why you wait till 4:20 to hit the pipe...

Not the breakfast shift.

[NikandNat928]

Bill is sexy.

[turbojet100]

welcome to the machine

[TheBimmyandJimmy]

wait so did Wendy's put LSD in their food back in the 1980's or what?

[ami2evil]

...he should have busted a move barefooted on the hot grill.

That would have really livened up the video.

[ami2evil]

...he should have busted a move barefooted on the hot grill.

That would have really livened up the video.

[Uitsdo]

2:17

fuck yeah get funky!!!

keep pressing 6 lmao

[MrWrldpce]

IF YOU EVER WORKED AT WENDYS,THIS SHIT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH..4 CORNER PRESS ..LMFAO!

[Serpico261]

unfortunately the boy in the video never returned back from this place...someone has turned of the tape

[TheDugface]

I wanna bone those hot burger ladies.

Yeah, you aint gonna shrink when I'm taking care of ya.

[Adam10Rocks]

Burger Rap (198?)

[Scotsman707]

1:22 reminds me of pink floyd welcome to the machine

[jcaietti]

@Scotsman707 Actually, i think they sampled it...

[RevoltOfAges]

@Scotsman707 THAT'S WHAT IT IS. it was killing me what that was from.

[Sincopare]

Man, don't pull me off the fries!!!! Actually, my union says I don't have to help. I'm just a french fry journeyman.

[BilkTheDestoryer]

When he puts that tape in, am I supposed to be hearing the start of Pink Floyd's Welcome to the Machine. Because that actually kinda suits it, in a workin' for the man kinda way.

[dcj991]

I wanna work at that place

[youngwheelzy]

my boss did this to me when i worked at wendys!!!

[DBAViking]

Man this must be a relic from a long lost era where people who work at Wendy's speak English

[ltsmum3316]

Trent Reznor ain't got shit.

[Skitlus]

0:57 - Bun-roar-apapa?

[iamsammybe]

Bill's hot.

[nintendude7cubed]

24 people laid the burgers from the back to the front

[goldenarias]

lol that is one jazzy uniform shirt

[KarlNoten]

I quit.

[mollisk]

WHAT THE FUCK LOL

[ivegotamagicstix]

I wish I took a toke before I watched this....hang on

[diablosrising]

What's with the Pink Floyd "Machine" sample in the beginning?

[syzlak04]

@diablosrising It's there to motivate the pot smokers that work at Wendy's

[rquit1122]

i wish wendy's still made burgers like this

[crazylilbuddy]

WTF if i find a fucking tear in my wendys patty ever, all hells gonna break lose

[crazylilbuddy]

man the instructional videos for the grocery store i worked at were nowhere near this quality

[Khyrid]

This video is a testament to mans' achievements.

[limbdarkening]

It's supposed to be an instructional video, and I've seen the whole thing, it's long as hell.

[zoomoo4]

single best music video ive ever seen

[RobTheBernardinosaur]

omgf the part with the talking patties scared the fuck out of me. Im trippin so hard right now

[Bryanccc3]

I believe Wendy's workers take LSD before they watch this video.

[GuardianKiyoshi]

I'm trippin' balls man.

[cedyboy1995]

wtf... 3:12

[oneskinnydj]

I would have laughed harder if the rapper was Florida.

[oneskinnydj]

I would have laughed harder if the rapper was Flo Rida.

[tophatsandlollipops]

why is this so awesome

[Gizkalord]

I applied at Wendy's for position of "Rapper".... SOME ONE SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT IT DOESN'T EXIST!!!

...made me like an idiot...

[YusifAmir]

You have to admit it works... I know how to make a burger now. xD

[ChristianSweepz]

The funny part starts around 2 mins.

[FNelisabeth]

i feel like fast food restaurants were cleaner then. probably not, though.

[CMyersFilms]

The kid's taking his full instructional rap hallucination pretty well.

[12pretzels]

when i get older and get a job here(never) i would listin to this instead of hearing the boss mouth

[hiphopisVINTAGE]

wtf? :|  hahaha

[jaws3michael0]

blllllllaaaaaaaaaattt

[gypsyt3ars]

Every time I watch this... It's just... So...

|:

Awesome.

[DrunkenMalkavian]

The patty boy had obviously bought a guitar to punish his ma.

[SwimDude12345]

Old fayshion burgers

[golney86]

I didn't know Lebron worked at Wendy's.

[shmaderton]

1:22-1:27 sounds just like the beginning of Welcome To the Machine by Pink Floyd...

[xxjusstsurfxx]

@shmaderton Yeah, that's definitely the same sound.

[BeauSummer]

hahahaa this could be for sesame street lol

[JohnnyLovely2]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

[Sincopare]

"It's pattied into squares so the meat hangs over the bun."

[89Wilde]

@Sincopare Probably the most unappatising sentence ever.

[DanameaTheBattleLock]

Man , those 'Meat Patties' look horrible .

[Sephirex]

THAT IS FUCKING TERRIFYING!

[silentnitedeadlynite]

thats dr dre or yella for sure

[ViewtifulDaniel]

is that... will smith? :o

[wallstreetyoung]

@ViewtifulDaniel No. I think it was jay z or 50 cent?

[pick8lock]

so cool

[Gorkpunch]

i wish i got that training at mcdonalds :'(

[pick8lock]

@Gorkpunch

3:19

man i shouldnt mix shrooms with work

[BananaWookie]

just skip to 1:40 ..

[jaybreak]

Did I just watch an instructional video inside an instructional video?

[Makurou]

lol...time stamps

[nolifeATALL23]

2:22

[BrucknerMotet]

3:00 If ships can be female, why not meat patties?

[BrucknerMotet]

2:14 "but most of all you've got to have your 'tool'."

[car000333]

Wow, i take it wendys doesnt drug test

[GhettoBlaster100]

sad sad burger peasants

[GhettoBlaster100]

everything looked dirtier in the 80's

[smanticus]

@GhettoBlaster100 Dirtier? Hahaha! Dude, that cracks me up... why do you say that?

[GhettoBlaster100]

@GhettoBlaster100 idk, doesn't the film quality just make everything look filthy

[YoJoeDizzle]

Just another piece of living proof that the 80's were the best.

[amazingabby25]

why arent they wearing gloves?

[TheCryptGyp]

what kind of acid was he on?