Ebonics Language Lesson

[Electric0eye]

Warning: White people do not try this anywhere.

[SmasherExcel]

Warning: White people do not try this at home.

[justlooseit8567]

ebaums world :) The good old days

[flybaby014563]

Available in a hood near you!

[PUPPYBEATER09]

Yo dis here video changed muh motha fuckin life sho 'nuff!

[billwhit1357]

Now I can talk like thems, lol! Now I won't have to use my baseball bat to get my point across, like I have had to do in the past! Great!

[kobra]

for all you internet noobs, this was the original funny video ever created for the internet

[PinkFloydrulez]

this video changed my life back in the day

[JaymeDuck]

OMG I have been looking for this Ebonics lesson for years! ty

[squirlysquirly969]

WHADDUP DAWG?!

Whattup... dog?

[KpoweredEFsedan9]

omfg 

[TehRice]

haha i remember watchin this in like grade 6 on funnyjunk, bout like 8 years ago

[alitosvalencia]

@TehRice jajaja hell yeah!!!! im right there with you also, Funny Junk

[davo7931313]

I love this shit!!! <33333

[haggyadaszt]

*you're a fine lady.

[fryBASS]

ah the good ol days of funnyjunk

[McCoy348]

Quite a mastery of the humorous yarn

[Afk4life8]

Hello Sir!

[sleezynsteezy]

Nigga please

[joediditagain]

You have terrible grammar. Transcription FAIL.

[KitsuneShapeShifter]

You don't have it? Thanks anyway.

FUCK YOU!!!!

[MrGeneralKenobi]

The "You look like shit, i guarentee it" thing at the end had me in tears! :D

[MegaBigTad]

Well good for you cocto-punk....tru dat! Ya dumbass

[gamrkidd]

DAMN BITCH YOU STUPID FLY!!!

the white man got the pause SO wrong... this shits hella funny!!

[MrCactopuss]

Ebonics is the language of African-American ancestry, struggle, pain, survival, resistance, and love. Our ancestors could not speak nor understand English, but struggled to speak the unfamiliar language for hundreds of years. Ebonics allow us to connect with our ancestors through language. Ebonics are a meaningful part of my history, my culture, and my family. My ancestors spoke Ebonics while they cried in pain, but now, I can speak Ebonics while I smile with joy.

[UberNoobBrothers]

@MrCactopuss Are you sure they didn't just start listening to Dr. dre?

[WakeWithTheFallen]

@MrCactopuss

Go preach somewhere else.

[MrVincent441]

@MrCactopuss Ebonics is nothing but sloppy English spoken by morons.

[ctraver]

@MrVincent441 It's no more sloppy than any other regional or cultural dialect. It's internally consistent and spoken natively by a definable cultural group, and has been at least for decades. This isn't something I've come up with, this is what actual linguists say about it.

[spongetron71]

Best line..... Drop them nikes of yo ass before I blast you mother fucker!!! I could lol at that all day.

[trytomakeitcool1]

HAHAHAHAHA!

[AfrojackFTW]

Like if you saw this shit on funnyjunk like 5 years ago

[MzsHePpHeRd]

HOT MESS!!!! LMBO

[tj9357]

this is stupid

[BRAVOADD]

You don't have it...... %@&# YOU!

[spongetron71]

Lolololololol favorite line: drop them nike's off your ass before I blast you mother fucker!!!! Lololol

[Skaterdude4321]

fucking niggers

[96tsi]

This is pretty damn fu.....ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

[ReGnalDyung]

dddddaaaamn bitch u stupidd fly! LOL

[ReGnalDyung]

dddddaaaamn gurl u stupidd fly! LOL

[wumba94]

Hey white people invented the damn stupid language. The slaves didn't just make those words up...

[sobektears]

@wumba94

1. English is not a 'stupid' language. It's quite diverse and complicated.

2. 'White people' did not invent English. Anglo-Saxons popularized it.

3. What does slavery have anything to do with this?

[softsneakers]

@sobektears ok chill out, why are u makin up a list and shit..

[sobektears]

@softsneakers His comment was ignorant.

[softsneakers]

@sobektears and ur comment was even more ignorant

[MagnificentBurger]

@wumba94 When did white people make Ebonics? Never, because blacks did, by runing an existing language.

[TheVintageCo]

@MagnificentBurger ... But who's the one who spelled "ruining" as "runing". Talk about ruining an existing language... Whites don't speak perfect English. I think you forgot about red necks.. They're white, right?

[MagnificentBurger]

@TheVintageCo Oh dear, I made a typo. Shoot me. Ebonics are a disgusting corruption of the English language. If they are not, why do you refrain from using the shattered dialect here?

[chibinumaru]

@TheVintageCo not all of them. that would actually be a steriotype that the 'yankees' have towards us in the south. and really, just as ebonics are a steriotype towards blacks and mexicans, to which they take offense, redneck is really just a term that people use, that we pretend to get mad about. i'm willing to bet that most people who say it, don't know its origins. like how people are with the word 'nigger'.

its almost sad, really.

[Solon1]

I like this better without the "video" :p

[xSexiiChiicx]

this was posted as a joke, i dont know why people are taking it seriously! if you dont find it funny, dont laugh.. not everybody finds ALL jokes funny...

[YourDarkAccomplice]

@xSexiiChiicx - Personally, I think it could've been better. lol If you go to "Encyclopedia Dramatica" and look up "Ebonics," the examples there are hilarious! Haha. But this was ok, too. I agree, people shouldn't get so worked up.

[RamiChase1]

Whaaaaaattttttttttttuuuuuuuuuu­uuup daaaaaaaaawgggg!!

[GBHJJ]

drop dem nikes off yo ass fo i blast you mafucka

[rreese1231]

You have no idea what Ebonics is. This is not funny.

[Im4allguns]

KKK...the original "boys in the hood"...beeee-otch!!!!

[Im4allguns]

WHAT BE UP WIT DIS MANE??? You ain't down wit no brothuhs! So fuck of my nikga! Shizzle ma nizzle mane!

[VeryVeryMeanBastard]

Funny how people call it RACISM because white guy translates this crap to English, but when some black guys talk out of their ass this exact way - it is no longer a racism but "ebonics" LOL

[Ravens0316]

Let me hold some ends!!!!!

[OldaurGold]

the vid is old skoooooooool hahahah

[mexicansilentpanther]

@OldaurGold The glory dayzzzz on funnyjunk

[ScareWorm1]

Damn Bitch You Stupid Fly Let Me Pull Up To That Bumpa An Smack Monkey!!

[JohnsonAssassin]

Oh my goodness, this is what used to be a class D:

[monkmonkmonkey9]

i admire your fashionble running shoes.

Drop dem nikes of your ass fur i blast u mother fucker haha

[JamesD861]

Abit Racist. Funny, but still abit racist. Ebonics covers everyone, not only one group of people. The Hood from what I understand, is anything considered a very bad area. Nothing is the Hood compared to areas of Texas, in San Antonio, Dallas, and Houston. Baghdad is still the worst, that is the Hood of the World Standard. IED's included courtesy of bold faced cowards.

[guitar4evr30]

@JamesD861 well in this rap song i heard in south central LA kids carry automatic weapons and hand grenades.

[Thorudon]

Drop dem Nikes off your ass before I blast you mother fucker!

Clearly the best part right there.

[Fishsticks187]

This video is funny, but at least it isn't full of hate speech. props XD

[xoxgodofgodsgodxx]

Need to be updates about 40 years

[tboner793]

lemme me pull up to your bumper and smack dat monkey

[rafaeljovet]

I never thought how ignorant and stupid you can sound speaking in Ebonics! Who would want to talk like this ... What a waste.

[KylenneLupo]

omg this is awesome

[transalta1cp1]

kinda racist...

[pdl004]

@transalta1cp1 yesss

[MrFFSMAN]

@transalta1cp1 yep

[Spitfire995]

drop them nikes off ur ass before i blast u muthafucka!!!!

[LordHK007]

DAM sun dis shit be racist yo! just cuz gs dont be speakin like white ass bitches don mean de be unintelicated!

[gat0rbball]

@LordHK007 Actually it kinda DOES.

[LordHK007]

@gat0rbball Did you actually think I was being serious?

[gat0rbball]

@LordHK007 You know how people are. I was lookin for idiots...mostly just to marvel at how low our society has dropped.

[LordHK007]

@gat0rbball Ha, well to be honest I only tried writing like that to see if people would think that someone was actually stupid enough to speak like that. To be honest I live in a predominantly white community and wanted to get an idea of how bad the ebonics situation really is; apparently, as I was exaggerating what i felt was the problem, it is worse than I expected.

[gat0rbball]

@LordHK007 Lol I grew up in the only county in the State of Florida that whites were the minority. The majority was obviously black...and what you said would have qualified you for the valedictorian of the school system in my area. So yes it is horrible.

[cssadiction]

@LordHK007 Looking at the way you spell, it wasn't only the upbringing that made you almost illiterate, but maybe a mental disfuntion. I agree however, it is rather moronic. Funny though.

[jon8342]

this video is fuckin racist yo. Not all black people cuss like this!!!!

[bittercottoncandy]

@jon8342 It's not racist, it merely uses stereotypes to create humor.

[SuperDookieness6000]

Drop dem Nikes off your ass before i blast you mother fucker

[mentosman1011]

"Damn bitch you stupid fly, lemme pull up that bumber and smack dat monkey"

lmao ive gotta start using that

[mentosman1011]

"Damn bitch you stupid fly, lemme pull up that bumber and smack dat monkey"

lmao ive gotta start using that

[bgertw5]

F*** YOU!

F*** you.

[injerreau]

hello sir is sopuse to be whatup nigga

[JamesD861]

I find the bulk of this offensive to some, but the overall humor is great. However, the is no such thing as "The Hood" until you go to Baghdad.

[hunterbob21]

whaddup dog?

[Monkyboy426]

Drop then nikes off your ass before I blast you motherfucker

Hahahahahaha rofl :D

[mdshay]

1:00 ROFL

[oneplus2again]

i hate black people.....fuck mexicans too

[juanm4you]

@oneplus2again - Only some white trash would say that. Go back to your trailer park. If it's located in the south, even better!!!

[TheRuneScapeFanboy]

@oneplus2again

It's not about the way the look, it's about their attitude.

Now go back home! south ass white trash mother fucker red neck hic

[alitosvalencia]

I watched this when I was a kid

[aeonblizzard]

Damn bitch, you stupid fly, lemme pull up that bumper and smack that monkey...

[iFlashedMyBang]

DROP DEM NIKEYS OFF YOUR ASS BEFORE I BLAST YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

[Gerard300349024]

whaddup doooog

[andandy101]

That's hysterical!

[FTCBerserk]

lol another classic vid... i remember this one from funnyjunk.... those were the days...

[hoppinonabronzeleg]

It was on Radio 4 Ebonics was the word they used to explain why some people tend to say AKS instead of ASK.

[voltera6]

ima gunna kick yo fukn ass XD

[xBLaRowe]

exactly 86,000 views

[MF0TY]

Damn bitch, you stupid fly, lemme pull up that bumper and smack that monkey... Oh, thats good!.. I'll try that as a pickup line on the next chick I meet. :p

[tripog007]

i remember this from when i was in like 7th grade like 12 years ago before youtube.

[bonana99]

☻lol this was the 1st ebonics lanuage lesson on youtube trust me i saw it 12 years ago

[Keysteeze]

I think it is hilarious that peope acknowledge the existence of dialects. Yet somehow believe that the English language is exempt from this linguistic universal. Language is a very fluid human institution my friends.

[EviILink]

Lmao!

[xDEADIRISHMANx]

Drop dem Nikes off yo ass

[label1877]

Ebonics is all about being non-white. White is considered dull and un-hip. Ironic considering the white race is so far superior to all other races in accomplishment, it's not even close. The Asians give us gun-powder. The black man invented the modern traffic stop-light. Most EVERYTHING else is a white invention. Screw you PC people, facts are facts, jack.

[Keysteeze]

I suggest a reading of: "Guns, Germs, and Steel" by Jared Diamond it won the pulitzer prize for non-fiction in 1998.

[ObjectiveHate]

Only the traffic light and nothing else huh... Have you ever invented something personally?

[lxKazxl]

@label1877 Thats so true, theres no denying the facts...

Also, look at the middle-east in the last few hundred years. Totally fucked up. What does that tell you?

[preachacvideos58]

classic

[BeaversAreInsane]

Hey babbbbbbby! Look at chu' wit' all dem curves. And me, wif' no brakes!

[CrazyNative4]

FUNNY  :)

[ArcLightShock37]

You don't have it? Thanks anyway.

F*CK YOU!!!

LOL funniest part

[Kaybug0110]

Funniest shit ever...

[Djd714]

yeah like eeegobble degook like dat Eeeghfa like dat . and I sez like Hergyyyhjj so I'm like and he's like dat but I sez looon gggggobe

no wat i'm sayin?

like its all good

[allahlovescocks]

schvartzas

[escabasket153]

hehe jews

[BigCchassereau]

lol man thats so friggin funny, really funny but so racist

[RogueCommandoXD]

haha, not racist, racial. im black and another word for ebonics for linguists like myself is African American Vernacular English

[idleprechaun]

BEV black english vernacular

[SolarThunder617]

Cus their niggers, thats why.

[Djd714]

dont chooo no nuffin? like dat. its all good

[bettescorpio]

Whaddup Dog!? Hey let me hold some ends, I will hit you back on the first my brother... LOL!!! I love this... hysterical.

[thenayobiwan]

"...COMING TO A HOOD NEAR YOU."

[semmarox01]

hahaha!

"You don't have it?

Thanks anyways!"

"FUCK YOU!"

[magda101photo]

no this is Ebonics from the 80s

[pheonixmj2]

Well this seems helpful!

[thebunker55]

lol 1:15

[chocxtc]

Bump dat shit

[06mikerobinson]

nigga drop those nike's before i pop ur ass thts wat it should be lol..

[dethman32]

WHADDUP DOG!

[motleycrue5834]

drop dem nikes off yo ass before i blast you muthafucka

[jedibassman100]

big wang....

[Magicwizard613]

drop dem nikes off yo ass!

[kics82]

before i blast you mothafucka

[pakeyboy]

those words appear in GTA many times LOL

[kics82]

and now you know

[CambradeCat]

0:02

[flashguitaa67]

@%&

[Thepwnd101]

LOL 1:00 and 1:12

[jairo633]

1:00

[lilg010]

dats not how we talk

[Magicwizard613]

dumbass ur talking like that now

[lilg010]

dumbass no i wasnt

[BlazingSoulz]

lol drop them nikes LOL <3 my favourite line

[csharp987]

"you dont have it? thanks anyway"

"FUCK YOU!!!!!"

[EminemFan202]

WADDUUUP DAWG!!!

[AdrianPetersonMN28]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!1

[smallframeted]

how old exactly is this? i remember hearing it at least 8 years ago now.

[lccs187]

this was on the chappell show

[EminemFan202]

this wasnt

[shutyourfacefoo]

damn funny

[ash66769]

hows it racist r tard nobody told them to have soul

[mullet123100]

this is soooo racist but sooo halarious at the same time

[19andoverlol]

"I admire your fashionable running shoes."

"DROP THEM NIKES OFF YO ASS BEFORE I BLAST YOU MOTHA FUCKAH"

[1ofmeNlotsofU]

hahaha

[cceu79]

freakin hilarious

[voicesinurhead01]

This is hilarious.

[TooMuch2Soon]

Yeah, as to why this doesnt have that many views, this isnt the original location, its in a bunch of different places and theres a bunch of different versions of it.

[mayothe777]

Hehehe.. Very funny... You racists!