Funny Military Sargeant

[oooorrah]

2:47 - 2:48 looks like he's scared of gunnys war face

[joel201097]

1:28 who do you think John Wayne or tell me?: D

[famousbro1]

Is this the guy on the geico commercial?

[TheBAGman17]

@famousbro1 yep hes awsome

[skeezix91]

@famousbro1 yup "R.Lee Ermey." it is.

[Jonshea]

Now choke yourself with my hand, NO DONT TOUCH MY HAND...choke youself!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[ROCKBASS36]

Fucking awesome part lol 1:28. - 2:25. Lol is that u john Wayne? Is this me ? Lol !

[AnAtreyu534]

how tall are you, private?

sir 5ft 9 sir

5ft 9? i didnt know they stack shit that high

[SB100Z]

This movie is not really meant to be funny, but to show the people of our country the kind of shit hole of a war Vietnam really was.

[406590]

I would be laghin my butt off listening to him....

[HHBKane]

Medal of Honor PA =.=

[vinnievdw]

There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers,.... haha :-)

[Jonshea]

@vinnievdw That mess was funny..lol how he gonna say he dnt look down on them and them that!

[kiyomilovessonic]

this movie is great until he dies. i cant watch the rest, its too boring.

[wwetitle818]

Sound off like you got a pair, maggots!

LOL this is really funny. Not really fond of the serious parts, but the comedy i enjoy throughly.

[tmlashomb]

I just noticed when he punched Joker, he wound up with his left arm, but when the camera goes back, he hit him with his right. After so many years, I can't believe I just noticed it.

I absolutely love this movie!

[DSARMYBOY94]

@erwinsoa

In the movie it's the marines not the army the marines during the Vietnam war which the drill sergeant actually was a drill sergeant in that time period for the marines

[erwinsoa]

@DSARMYBOY94

i know the movie, my time on school batjolion sucked hard (every dutch soldiers will say this).. every sunday midday i thougd, freaking shit i need to go back to hell, but when i got the baret it was special feeling..

[tmlashomb]

@DSARMYBOY94

Drill INSTRUCTOR. Army has drill sergeants.

[piepie989]

15 people don't havea pair to sound off to.

[erwinsoa]

hes not funny...

drill sergeant are motherfuckers!!! thats why education on the army suckssssss...

[saskekun101]

@erwinsoa you wouldn't survive in the army

[LrgSoup]

Favorite line:

DI- How tall are you private?

Private- 5'"9 Sir!

DI- 5'9"?!? I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

DI: Where the hell you from private?!?

Private- Texas Sir!

DI- Holy shit, only steers and queers come from texas cowboy and you don't look much as a steer so that pretty much narrows it down!

[GFK1994]

1.32>1.40 XD

[Scioneer]

Anyone notice somehow Pyle moved positions in the squad bay?

[bonetti101]

he was a pussycat compared to our drill instructors in the british army in the 50s ,jim

[schiffy]

you dont eyeball the DI (drill instructor). if you do he will tear your head off and hand it to you. the di uses so many homosexual slurs as a psychological tool. your not to have any power sexually mentally or physically. that way you can be re-built into a marine. this is how it was in the 60s you didnt have to be politically correct and you didnt want to be: youre training killers not some fucking cheerleader.. they verbally abuse you to get you to a state of compliant aggresion. fuck geehuck

[TheMayankgupta]

holy dog shit...LMFAO

[USPSA77]

15 people need to be PT'd until they die!!!!!!!!!

[bottaboomstick]

YOU BETTER START SHITTING ME TIFFANY CUFF LINKS!

[moliere15]

BULLSHIT I CANT HEAR YOU!!!!!!!!!!

[Artys10]

Oh shit. 

[AerosmithAngel31]

Does anyone know why the privates can't actually look at the drill instructor? How come they only look over his shoulder?

[zeppelin8677]

@AerosmithAngel31 because their at ease witch involves them standing straight up not turned

[geehuckwow]

What a great group of homosexuals, Just like a boy scout leader. A boyz club. LOL. And look at all the bunks right next to each other. No wonder there are so many homos in the military.

[zeppelin8677]

Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle toed cock-sucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?

[tb14q]

oh man i love that movie when i was 8 year's old i really like that part he said who the fuck said that!!?!?

[youngdrummer3]

is it weird that i laughed for 6 minutes and 22 seconds straight

[moliere15]

BULLSHIT I CANT HEAR YOU.. LOL

[veghml01]

sir yes sir

[cantore35]

soo fucking tough but they serve a illegal jackbooten gov fake com and chief! and don't do a fucking thing against tranny! fucking traitors all of yea!

[clonekiller38745]

funny

[yooper2]

great movie. go r lee ermy!!!

[DeathIsMyMaster]

I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the God damn common courtesy to give him a reach around! I'll be watching you!

[hamsssterdam]

sound of like you got a pair!

[GoWxGaiA]

1:23 rofl

[ihateblacksism]

here u all are equally failures

[Empire20101]

Do you Fags understand that, yes sir yeah.. Bullshit I cant hear you ladies YEAH SIR YES..

[jebus4444]

@Empire20101 he says maggots..

[Ir0nF1st924]

@Empire20101 its sir yes sir not yeah sir yes, u best square your your ass away and show some respect

[Ir0nF1st924]

@Empire20101 its sir yes sir not yeah sir yes, u best square your your ass away before i throw your ass in a trash compactor where it will be permanently square!

[Nivanarocks]

SIR, PVT RYAN SIR - bullshit ur name is now pvt snow ball d u like that name

[skuzzlebutt13]

whos the slimy little communist shit, twinkle toed, cock sucker down here who just signed his own death warrant!!!

[igloo54]

One of Stanley Kubrik's best. 

[jayol808]

was it you you scroungy little fuck huh. lol lmao, dam too funny

[cloud229278]

omg this video is hilarious.



[bustatenkemo76]

i remember the part u fucking worm since... i dunno how many years passed since i watched this movie 7-8 probably

[Malachai2012]

lol choke yourself with my hand

[subzyro5]

LOL YOU SHOULD USE THIS ON SOUNDBOARD!!!

[granskare]

I recall Jack Webb as a DI in the 1957 film about Parris Island called The D.I. the part I remember most is about a sand flea for which the platoon had to hold a funeral for...

[jimijable]

Legend

[bandofbrothersfreak]

Private Snowball LOL!!!!

[DSARMYBOY94]

Listen mutha fucker if you dont wipe that god damn grin off your face i will gouge out your eyes and skull fuck you now get on your knees and choke yourself!! lmfao priceless

[racingfreak988]

14 dislikes you guys are assholes this shit is funny

[RickyDawg101]

@racingfreak988 it was probably the unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibean shit who got offended and disliked it

[left4party]

REALLY? I DIDN'T KNOW THEY STACKED SHIT THAT HIGH

HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS SARGEANT

[JoshShockey]

i bet your the kind of guy to fuck a guy and not have the G** D*** courtesy to give him a reach around.

Do you suck dick?

Sir no Sir

Bullshit I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.

ROTFLMMFAO!!!

[RwBguardian]

"5'9'' I didn't know they stacked shit tht high." LOL I have this movie and enjoy it.

[HeavyMetalRedneck666]

"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war, but until that day, you are pukes! You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You're not even human, fucking, being! You are nothing but unorganized grab-asstic pieces of amphibian shit!" lol

[bullworth3040]

that is R. Lee Ermy Master Sgt or Gunny of the corp, the real corp.

My hero

[crystalnitesky]

What's the name of the

Movie? LoL funny part here

[Lazyboii159]

Holy shit that dude is loud

[Freepepsi42]

i saw the movie it was funny at the beginning after the dude went nuts and shot himself and you saw the brain come thru the hole the freaky it got

[ClarkKasheta]

That's Gunnery Sergeant R. Lee Ermey.

[RebelTactics]

gunny for president agreed.

[bluto1281]

GUNNY FOR PRESIDENT< OR I WILL PT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU UNTIL YOU DIEEEEEEEE

[gwerder1]

lol i saw the movie yesterday...XDDD ...but the fat boy kill him :( ...but it was funny XDDDD thumb up XD

[snaredrummerBD]

He just say the"N" word????ROFL

[USMC1775FTW]

@snaredrummerBD Yeah, but the movie was set in the 50's so he was allowed to say that. Trying to de-motivate him.

[snaredrummerBD]

@USMC1775FTW It looks like the recording was in 2008 or so,I can't belive they had good tech like this

[Hunter9769]

ooo raw 

[ADZILLA987]

" Is that yew Jhohhn Wayyneee isss thiisss mheehh "

[lilrebelkid96]

@ADZILLA987 why did he say "is that you johnn wayne is this me"?

[ADZILLA987]

@lilrebelkid96 LMAO i dont even know...randomm....Or maybe coz his private Joker LOL

[gotmilk606]

@ADZILLA987 Learn to spell.

[ADZILLA987]

@gotmilk606 Learn Common Convenience.

[MysteryBoxz]

let me see your war face!  AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! BULLSHIT! XD

[Alex555666555]

Mama and papa were laying in bed

[Aros777]

I bet your the type that butt fucks and doesn't have the descency to give them a reach around!

[AerosmithAngel31]

I think I like Joker's war face more than I like Hartman's.

[cesar26443]

This is my favorite part of this movie!!!

[AerosmithAngel31]

i adore this drill instructor. I would never be able to keep a straight face in his presence. I don't even much like the movie much after he dies =P

[ThexMightyxKasomawia]

I love Gunny!!

[kieren2492]

the fairy fucking god mother said it  OUT FUCKING STANDING.

[BUDDYbankai]

unorganized grabasstic peices of amphibian sh!t GET SOME GUNNY

[ShelbyGT500Cobra7]

Only steers and queers come from Texas!!!

[venacagar222]

lmao omg! he said "5'6 sir..." i didnt know they stack shit that high!" lol!~ lmao lololol

[walton020910]

best freaking movie of all time!!! Damn I LOVE military movies!!! FMJ ROCKS!!!!!!

[brianKRAZY1]

twinkle toe cock sucker hahahaha

[ps3jigsawjuggalo]

pvt. joker!!! u can come to my house and fuck my sister

[brianKRAZY1]

twinkle toe cock sucker hahahahahaha

[brianKRAZY1]

fucking worm hahaha

[Lizizayoyo]

ROFLMAO!

[Nashorn101]

The Sarges real name is R. Lee Ermy. He was a Gunnery Seargent in Nam. He's pretty cool.

"I bet you can suck a golfball through a garden hose!"

[303stray]

2:57 fuck funny! XD

[invisiblebarney]

hope that drill sarge isnt like that around other people

[lilrebelkid96]

aint that the dude from mailcall?

[buhjh]

lmaoo gahah

[MarshallMetalhead]

OK well this video should be called funny USMC Drill Gunnery Sergeant. Since he is a Gunnery Sgt. not Sgt. or even Staff Sgt. lol it's ok most people don't know rank structure. OOHRAH

[DBGREPPIN]

who the fuk said dat !!lmfao hahahahahahaha

[behemoth5022]

@DBGREPPIN lol he sounds exactly like my dad at that part

[xxPOISONEDcupcakeXX]

roflmao. BULLSHIT I CAN"T HEAR YOU!

[ikki345346]

shit it funny but the guy is nicer than the one a bootcamp i wint cause i wanted to

[ushouldntjudgeme]

"I am hard, but I am fair"

[Abroadhawk]

pvt.snowball! lol

[SpywareHater]

bs from now on your name is pvt snowball

[kostekmm]

wow, what is the of the movie?

[thaumatergica]

the name is full metal jacket

[SpywareHater]

this is too funny

[JenItsChung1234]

he starts to talk about racial stuff when he passes the black guy lol

[themeanguyguy]

Lol 1:28

lmaaaaaaaao

[123uredown]

" BULLSHIT!!! "

haha

[DallasCowboysBby19]

Lmfao!! This is f**in hilarious lol. i cant get enough of it:)

[MrBRITBRIGHT]

For those who have never stepped and SERVED the difference the UNITED STATES MARINE CORP has DRILL INSTRUCTORS and the army has drill sargents any questions?

[lordiva25]

yeah. what's your point?

[sallyandclay1]

GO Gunny!!!!

[DemonSoul89]

we dont say sir yes sir haha

i called my drill sergeant sir when i first got to basic. it was a huge mistake lol

[soldierside365]

apparently, the DI/DS (im not american i dont know which is which) was actually a DI/DS in the Marine corps.

has anyone else heard this?

[YouTubMAGGOT]

yea in pretty much every movie hes been in he was a drill instructor-like person in the military.

[soldierside365]

@YouTubMAGGOT no one could play a drill instructor better than a real drill instructor!

[admiralackbar999]

ive heard about that

[wyrdmagyk4]

Yes he was former Marine DI...

he also was in" Apocalypse Now..." as Heli pilot during the AirCav attack on "Surfing" Village....

[soldierside365]

thanks for that ;)

[copenhagenking90]

haha man MCRD was fuckin crazy haha. my drill instructor quoted some of this shit a few time. haha fuck yeah. Semper Fi

[InsaneKamui]

This dude would kill me.

[Serkant75]

he sounds like micky mouse here. i recommend to watch this in GERMAN he goes really berserk !

[TheSmoothCriminal69]

Dude! It's Gunny!!!!!

[dmuth]

"Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"

[JustBeingReal1]

i met lee ermy at the antelope valley fair once a few years ago. He was just walking around with his family. So I got his attention and introduced myself. He is just as hard core as this clip in real life. Very cool, Semper Fi all the way!!

[immaguardian]

this is the only part of the whole movie full metal jacket peter puffer im still laughing about him saying it

[lilmic1980]

"I like you, you can come over and fuck my sister." LOOOOOOL

[rkhale02]

your so ugly you could be a modern art master piece

[xtratic]

What does he say from 0:50 0:57 ?

[Surrection75]

There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on Niggers, Kikes(racial term for a Jewish person), Wops(racial term for an Italian person) or Greezers(racial term for a Greek-American)

[paulherrin134]

did ur mother have any children that lived? i bet u could suck a golf ball througha garden house

[MyGmack]

"Is that you John Wayne, is this me"...LMFAO Havn't seen that movie in ages, me an the guys here in Ireland used to say that when we definitly wern't supposed to in college to a phycotic teacher LOL...

[VoLtrex31]

what is this movie? this damn very funny...

[markgoodall]

Full Metal Jacket!

[DrEvil12341]

I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck

I like you u can come to my house and fuck my sister lol!

[markgoodall]

I will rip out your eyes And SKULL FUCK YOU! I

[nohunzineurope]

omg lol 1:28 is sooo funny!!!

[double2echo]

here you are all equaly worthless(!LOL!

[drumskateboy13]

lmao

[barnesj89]

best movie of all time minus the last hour or so

[primehunter45]

LOL i didnt know they piled shit that high

[GreenMonsterOfD3ath]

"or ill goudge out your eyes your and skullfuck you!" "you better start shitting me tiffany cuff links"

[XxZxerenaxX]

"Because I am hard you will not like me!", right their I said to myself 'That's what he said!!' xD.

[PITBULL2228]

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[19goalkeeper]

"holy dog shit, only steers and queers come out of texas" lol this sarge's funny

[bigjoe02051]

pile fucks uppp the di, (and himself)

[xLandersx]

sr yes sr.

[mykasstu]

2:19 x2 coaster sfmm part

[Sharpshooterbabe]

my best friend in the world is a guy and I have known him since middle school. He went to Fort Benning, GA. He said they still physically hit their recruits. He was a cocky, smart ass when he went and his D.I. hated that and asked him what a gut check was. He said no. Well he turned then said "this a gut check." The D.I. turns fast and hits him in the stomach. He kept giving him a gut check till graduation bct.

[aphsknight74]

I went to Benning, And No they don't hit you anymore. They can't, Unless you hit them first. They will grip you up though.

[smsmonk]

Haha!! im still goin too btc!

[katieluv1994]

how tall r u

sir five foot nine sir

five foot nine? i didn't know they piled shit that high

XD

jeeze this kinda scared me away from bct!!!!!

[Modusoperandicod4]

you have to understand at this time the marine training was shortened to 9 weeks from the previous time of 13 weeks hence why they were more physical the DI in this movie was a real one for the marines during the 60's and 70's

[spacezunite]

choke yourself

[Dpiiiius]

I was cracking UP when i first saw this!!!! HAHAAHAHA OMG I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!!

XDDD

[chris01svt]

Are you john wayne?.....is this me?

[B3lkanWar]

i think that this should be a movie that everyone joining any branch should watch...this is hilarious...although this is about the best part of the movie...the boot camp part...that and when he did this movie the DI was an actual Marine DI at the time

[wyrdmagyk4]

The DI also played a helo pilot in

"Apocalypse Now..."

during the big helo attack...

[jooeugen]

can you please tell me what movi is this

[wyrdmagyk4]

"Full Metal Jacket"

[KipSP]

if the beginning with the drill sergeant wasnt in this movie it would so much more disturbing

[elpapiconditioner]

''You little Scumbag i got your Name, I got Your ASSS'' lmaoo