Letterman Owns Paris Hilton

[nicolemonrue]

the audience totally gets it

[ThePublicEnemy2]

that was hilarious :D

[bitethis47]

she tries her best to look classy but always end up doing stupid things

[thierry2001]

Boy is she making a puppet show, keeping that stupid smile on.

I hate that. We all know she wants to slap him, yet she puts on that fake smile to please the crowd.

Excessively concerned with her self-image.

[jeffgraham91]

David Letterman is funny, but I really have zero respect for him. His track record with women, and the way he frequently treats his guests is totally classless.

[thierry2001]

@jeffgraham91 Perhaps but she chose to come on the show. She knew what she was getting.

[jeffgraham91]

@thierry2001 Inevitably. I didn't say anything about her. I just don't respect Letterman.

[toastmansride]

haha paris hilton perfume, just in case u wanna smell like a meth lab

[2FUNNYMIKE]

hahahahaha!!

[Whitedoggy24]

what an idiot

[filamacan]

Letterman's voice reminds me of the guy that hosted the $25,000 pyramid.

[TheRealLicahoe]

@filamacan You think to much.



[Andyattube]

letterman is awesome

[tyknos93]

He's a dick. I don't care for either but god this is just aweful.

[LondonStag]

i'll buy you a parakeet

[DhuTurlough]

Did you guys notice the cold, aloof arrogant little wave she "blessed" the audience with when she walked out on stage. What a self absorbed little bitch. The first time I even heard of Paris Hilton was when she was a scandel over her boyfriend posting nude video of her & him having sex. She's just a rich slut with no real values.

[plutocrank]

Bravo Dave! He straight ripped her, dumb stupid brainless snotty bitch deserved it.

[azrodrigues]

LMFAO 4EVER

[vexun11]

She is stupid for going on there, she also looks gross with her hair.

[senorjiveturkee]

lol Dave's like what the fuck is this chick doing on my show...

[Imabadbadboy2]

This chick is obnoxious ....thinks the whole world should kiss her ass cause she's rich! She is downright ugly in her sexy tape...she looks like a ladyboy...she in no way resembles a truly beautiful woman!

[Tentousen1]

hot?!..where cause paris hilton is not hott need ur eyes chked mendoza

[loxleymendoza]

wow you guys side with dave over a hot babe.. you must be his queer friends yes folks its one on the most guarded secrets.. dave is gay.. which explanes his misogynous attitude

[Koopatroopa01]

Dave has no mercy!

[slowkevin1666]

lmao. "I'll buy you a parakeet"

[Sandrameucoracao]

Dave is the greatest.....so funny.....how did you like being in jail.....hahahaha!!!!

[Diseiye]

he's so rude

[MrSoullicker]

what eles were they goin to talk about

[michaelt523]

69 people bought the perfume

[Lindawatcher]

Her boney little frame needs about 25-30 more pounds of flesh on her so she doesn't look like a scarecrow!

[SwagJuiceBWC]

hahah dave is amazing

[qloey]

Damn, what a big-boned lass she is! I had no idea! Those shoulders, that arm, she's rather broad for a broad.

[TheGreatHeroKing]

I'm curious if shes ever heard of food?

[BYASteam]

hernsex tape sux wait why did i say that no doonn.........

[ho2cultcha]

she has NO personality whatsoever! if jail can't bring it out in her, maybe prison will.

[genemaguire]

HERPES

[MichiganManiac5594]

"Someone You met in Prison?" LMAOO

[cutieclark0788]

I'm not a Paris Hilton fan or anything, but I kind of feel bad for her... She looks like she's trying really hard not to cry. Although, then again... what was she expecting he would ask her?

[Sandrameucoracao]

Lol.......Paris has gotten more than her fair share of "protein" Dave, trust me.....there is absolutely "zero chance" of her getting scurvy!!!!

[qloey]

@Sandrameucoracao Scurvy comes from a lack of vitamin C, not a lack of protien.

[liddabean]

Letterman's a fuckin knob. And the yanks laugh at OUR goofy teeth?!

[LVISROCK]

L M M F A O

[jodimaster]

im not a fan of either of these people.. david letterman is dumb.. just tryin to get cheap laughs

[MrAjbeck]

Bitch

[Thawolf878]

Why did  he rip apart so bad?

[DerangederX]

@Thawolf878 Because she is Paris Hilton...........

[jnapoli07]

Paris Hilton is a waste of life, but lettermen just ambushed her not cool

[oceankiddd]

i don't like letterman, especially on account of bill hicks and andy kaufman.

but this is priceless!lol

[bryantppierce]

that was brutal

[u8myshorts20]

I want HER.

[Holstboy]

I dont think she seems that stupid?

[pickypal100]

fully rehersed

[jarrod1685]

dumb bitch deserves it

[katadantesux]

Ah fuck off.. everybody makes mistakes. 

[stattoo32]

Many talents? Lovely?! LOL

[gary352]

shoulda said he would buy her a dress that isn't orange

[HuiChyr]

Between 5.22 - 5.26 u can see her feeling the heat. LoL

[jessilynnzee81586]

no matter what you think of someone, its really cruel to tease someone to their face and assume theyre too stupid to have feelings. everyone has feelings. im not a paris fan...but this is mean. she looks like shes fighting off about to cry towards the end of him talking about jail.

[Masmosaic1]

He wiped his ass with her face!

[armyofthewolves]

She looks sad lol

[TheWheelofLife100]

A woman of many talents?

[jobajoba444]

hahaha i love how he laughs at his own jokes and comments :D

[BassWhiz92]

You don't mess with Letterman!

[annajeehee]

That's mean

[b1gbudda]

im waiting for the episode where he dies

[Melancolia793]

compared to kardashian shes a fucking eintein

[QueenHilary]

@Melancolia793 einstein* lol when trying to insult someone elses intelligence, try spelling words correctly.

[Melancolia793]

@QueenHilary ew, you're certainly not one either..

[richienx1]

she must have said something to piss him off before the show.. cuz he was relentless on shitting on her.

[luisrod68]

Paris you acted very professional and kept your cool. Way to go.

[djurgens76]

she is disguisting

[djurgens76]

what is wrong with this country that this idiot can be a celebrity??????????????????

[LilDrummerBoy74]

You can hear the one "I love you Paris" guy laughing out of all the others.

[lugnuts888]

I'm sick of this bitch! She is only there because her Dad's rich, she has no talent whatsoever. Fuck, even watching her porno was a mistake! How fuckin boring was that shit! Thanks Dave for making her look like a fool ;)

[MrBayrocks]

hahahaha....@5:17 look at her leg....hahaha she's getting angry....LOL

[itsblondefashion01]

he is acting like such an asshole!

[thanx4life]

It's like Letterman is interviewing a door...

[MrStoneClark]

Dave is a Sigma Chi... gotta love Sigs! :-)

[87enoughBULL]

i love how people laughed when she said she was working on a film lol.

[sheikyerboutti]

This Letterman at his best ,when hes a sarcastic. Thats why he has a huge talk show. All guests should know this going in and prepare for it.

[imlay1992]

She got paid WAYYYYY too much for this... o.o

[TheDukeljk]

Dave is a total scum bag, I wouldn't be surprised that if it comes out that he is a pedophile.

[imbaluris]

@TheDukeljk -- Better to be accused of being a pedophile (with zero evidence) than to be a nitwit (with plenty of evidence of her stupidity coming out of her own mouth).

[tyler23458]

@TheDukeljk possibly the most ridiculous post i've ever read on here lol, no offense but if i had to make a guess about who's a scumbag and who's not, i'd probably pick the one that HAS served time in prision, dave's job is to say things that we all would say, that's what sets him apart, he doesn't kiss ass to the guests, he doesn't give them what they want, he gets what he wants, it's his show and thats the way it should be

[miselaineous13]

why did she go on the show? what did she think would happen? she has no movie, book, or cd to promote.

No one promotes cologne or clothing on talk shows.

[e199sigma]

@miselaineous13 You're assuming she bothers to think...

[MrAlwaysright2]

lettermans a boss

[ir0nmaiden1]

That was f**ked up. The media can portray anyone as a selfish, stupid, or naive person and sadly people will belive it. Maybe these people being portrayed are actually very nice. We can't expect to know someone just because we see them on tv. This girl Paris, good or bad, she didn't deserve to be humiliated in front of the whole world. I don't know about you but I don't think bad people cry on national tv when they get their feelings hurt. That was some pretty messed up shit.

[imbaluris]

@ir0nmaiden1 --She could have chosen not to appear on this show. Why did she choose to appear?

[AltairKamahl]

@ir0nmaiden1 shes a dunce, a crack head, plus a drunk. and she humiliates her self on a daily basis just by breathing air.

[zacefronsbf]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

[dopplemire]

hahahaha i cant believe he drank her perfume!!!



[foxnsoxs]

That right there is called BULLYING... David should be the one ashamed. What a poor example to set.

[imbaluris]

@foxnsoxs -- why call it "bullying" if she had the choice not to come on the show in the first place? why did she, anyway? :-) what example do you think she is setting by driving without a license?

[foxnsoxs]

@imbaluris Yeah she had the choice... But I assume not knowing what he would say. And yes she set a bad example herself but that doesn't excuse David. I just think he crossed the line and really took advantage of the situation. He humiliated her - all those jokes were at her expense.. thats a type of bullying.

[imbaluris]

@foxnsoxs -- I wish her PR people had warned her, if her common sense hadn't warned her, as to what kind of questions and comments she might expect. Still, she kept her cool and didn't get flustered, to her credit, so if anyone came out looking the worse for wear, it wasn't her.

[EliteSlayer542]

I think people dislike her for no reason other then to fit in with everyone else hating on her for no reason.

Like her not, she's more successful then you haters will ever be.

[gophermaster]

@EliteSlayer542 but not because of her merit, which is why people don't like her.

[assassinx12]

@EliteSlayer542

She isnt successful, she was born into a successful family. She has done nothing. Anything she has accomplished has been due to her family name and money

[imbaluris]

@EliteSlayer542 -- I don't see how she is successful, as nothing she has done can be strictly attributed to her and her alone, without the massive amount of inherited family wealth behind her :-)

[KombiPode]

@imbaluris

In all fairness, Paris HIlton created Paris Hilton. That is who she is. That is what she does.

[tildenhellgate]

how the fuck did Paris get owned???? I think she owned everybody after she was laughed at ......and they tried to make a fool out of her. she knows how to play the game fellas....thats why shes a millionaire in her own right and you fools are not.

[tildenhellgate]

fuck all of you. Paris is showing great dignity...and restraint, good on you baby.

[liw213]

"Letterman Owns Paris Hilton"

Ugh!Why would anyone want to own that?

[kokym8]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

I LAUGHED SO HARD ,MY MOUTH HURTS ! GO DAVE

[warcloud463]

I want the last ten minutes of my life back

[floydgroover]

I am so glad her 15 minutes is over!

[737flyguy]

i heard it is very easy to get into the paris hilton

[cgillardGQ]

Omg! He clowned her!!

[emouncut]

what a dumb bitch

[witefire31]

She's not that bad...

[90abyss]

...and this is how it is done.

[Wahoohans]

LOL . this was freaking hillarious! hahaha letterman is the man hahaha he so OWNED her !

[alckathend]

at 3:22 she cant keep up her fake smile anymore!! whore!

[xXiD34THiXx]

LMFAO i love how he makes her think before she speaks LOL!

[dedpxl]

lol you can feel the tension building up as letterman isn't getting the answer he's looking for and paris doesn't want to talk about it that much

[telnetcarlos]

"I love you Paris!"

Letterman: "Someone you met in prison?"

Full WIN!!!!

[DxSteve]

she's so OWNED here lol

[MrAdorable0123]

AHAHA fake ass bitch. Thats what u get.

[rondogon48]

she is hot

[figther1989]

@rondogon48 r u retarded?

[qwertzu3]

i wonder if my piss in a bottle would sell as well as her parfume.

[underdescribed]

Everyone just laughs at her. What a joke.

[woodzy72]

hahahah he didn't actually drink the perfume did he?

[MarioHc4L]

@woodzy72 I would argue that they switched the content of the bottle with water.

[woodzy72]

@MarioHc4L would ya?

[nemesis1ization]

this was more than an ownage it was utter demolition.!!!

[freeeee4]

waste of space

[yisister]

Dave always knows just the right question to ask doesn't he

[Munstallstodes]

you honestly can't complain about prison if you're paris hilton... my sympathy laughed at her hysterically while she was complaining

[KiWiCrappy]

Lol, whe did get own'd

[loaderman09]

Awesome, totally fikken awesome LMAO

[FrankAndCandid]

Paris is demonstrating what some class and breeding will do for a lady. She lets Dave have his little fun, then points out that she's moved on with her life. She handled herself like a dignified lady.  Kudos to her.

[christianharris936]

This made me laugh so hard!

[railcarcounter]

AND THE CHEAP HIT BELOW THE BELT DAVID

[railcarcounter]

I LOVE U PARIS

[railcarcounter]

WHAT AN ASSHOLE

[railcarcounter]

I AM PARIS SLAVE. NOBODY TALKS DISRESPECT TO PARIS.

[ROOKTABULA]

@railcarcounter

I think, like Paris, you're utterly clueless.

Dave just did.

Along with COUNTLESS others.

They have to.

There's nothing about that skin bag that demands respect.

[lilotata93]

Damn Dave is just giving her one blow after another and she's just awkwardly smiling. She looks like she wants to cry lol.

[cndraycott]

I find it hilarious that less than three years later you can get this perfume for 5$ in a discount bin.

[CoKidd10]

Lmao!

[dntshoot]

damn this was funny

[kimhunter2]

5:19 feeling the repercussions of being an ass ... priceless.

[Jmpmstrtex]

Funny as hell. Always thought of Paris as just another dumb bitch anyway !

[DragonHuman00]

Wtf is up with her nose? =.=

[ROOKTABULA]

What an utter waste of skin and blight on humanity.

What a vapid skank.

Yay Dave.

[theaaos]

@ROOKTABULA i'd still fuck.

[railcarcounter]

@ROOKTABULA PARIS IS HOT. I WOULD RATHER SHARE A CELL WITH HER THAN THE BUBBAS WHO HAVE YOUR HAND IN THEIR POCKETS.

[ROOKTABULA]

@railcarcounter

Hey Ray Charles, your caps lock is on.

You need to calm down.

Oh.. and you're a sad, sycophantic, fukwit,

My condolences to your parents.

"Bubbas"

lol

[Gixxiemoto]

@ROOKTABULA what a horrible thing to say about someone,even if they are such a bad person,it is still such a mean thing to say.

[TheGodYouWishYouKnew]

I am no fan of Paris Hilton but Letterman is a self-righteous ass. Guys like him made her famous and then they try to tear her down, same way they are doing now with the Kardashians. YOU knew who these people were, YOU made them famous and you're angry with THEM?

[oiyoustfuplz]

@TheGodYouWishYouKnew Guys like Dave didn't make her famous. it was newspapers, magazines, commercial radio stations, hell even the news these days that make people like paris hilton famous. It's people like Dave who are sick of it, and decide to insult them so the rest of us who feel the same way can have a laugh.

[oiyoustfuplz]

@TheGodYouWishYouKnew Besides, she should learn to laugh at herself once every now and then

[FirasTeinz]

what is it that you did, do you know what you did it? lol

[TheUberPlayboy]

I don't like Letterman, but this clip is genius

[peimansh88]

He is a fucking Jerk But i loved how he tortured this little bitch and thats why reason he should regret it !!!!!!!!

[zackfan]

she is just a friggin slut!! you see her video's? loves to suck a good cock...lol..

[closertotheheart]

Don't be sad, are you feeling sad? LOL he's patronizing her and she doesn't even know.

[ZTomaw]

DUMB BIOTCH!!

[LAWNandORDER100]

She said it was a WHORE film....Well maybe there was at least one in it.

[JMilose]

hilarious how she doesnt realize that Dave/the audience is laughing AT her not WITH her haha

[constipatedclown]

Who ever thinks this chicks hot probably has never touched an actual hot chick before. Bitch looks like a giraffe tranny with progeria.

[ZeF2007inc]

@constipatedclown Aww I dunno a Giraffe might be offended by that lol :P

[constipatedclown]

She's not cute enough to do that pouty thing and for it to work.

[stewie007lira]

this is some funny-ass shit...

[Muzicmyr0ck]

she has big, manly shoulders.

[TSOTGOP]

Damn, this chick is a living set up for punchlines, crazy way to be famous.I'll take my 9 to 5.

[DoctorKandosii]

Skanky cumbucket proves that money can't buy class.

[Crinks]

Funny, tee hee.

[kurt9876543210]

"many talents," classic irony

[thedeityofthemind93]

Just out of curiosity, how hard is it to beat Paris Hilton in a battle of wits? Seriously she has the IQ of a squirrel and the waist of one. I hate Letterman but I'll give credit where credit is due on this one.