I Don't Understand Song Lyrics

[STOPtheHORROR]

Wonderful editing, also XD

[frivolitom]

I don't really see what more subscribers could do for me. If I worked out what it was, I'd just get grumpy cause I didn't have them. Also I made a video set to Rise Against, it didn't do much for my sub count, and I got grief from Universal BMG. Forget about that!

I'm not a nerd, I'm a jock. Thanks for the love though!

[someonefromsometime]

wait, so what about Rise Against. did you have to take them down or can they be found in some obscure corner of the nets?

[frivolitom]

It's called "Thr Kids Don't Stand A Chance (CHromeo Remix)" by Vampire Weekend. I didn't put the name in it because I didn't want popular indie sensation Vampire Weekend's major-label lawyers getting butthurt over it.

[someonefromsometime]

ah, nostalgia.

this is probably one of your best videos that i've seen!!!

its ridiculous how much i like it and how many times i've watchit

[firstdown2002]

i am definately bemused and confuddled and completely confuckled--there's a band thats going nowhere FAST---check out the NIRVANNA SONG "SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT"---kinda the same but NOT as bad---tks for the laugh

[Iamwho2u]

why tom, have i been spammed, and i am such a fan! and i thought we were getting on so well. i guess you win some and you lose some.

take care.

[frivolitom]

Ah crap, have I got the Twitter spam?

[Iamwho2u]

could be, could be.

[annafeyt]

haha so funny! thanks for unintentionally making me laugh on an unfunny day. the life tips were gold. [so many remarkably true!]

nice job!! =D

[americas1stborn]

so funny, how does this only have 350 views? hey friv, how come joe's channel is gone? i realize its been a while since it was up, but still curious.

[frivolitom]

Nobody watches my videos. The only one people watch is the End of the World one, I don't know why. The Conspiracy Trilogy should have views through the ROOF.

[americas1stborn]

so how come joe left youtube?

[frivolitom]

He didn't, he just abandoned his account.

[quimby86]

That's not the first time I'm being called Nobody. I prefer quimby, tbh. :)

[someonefromsometime]

i agree. damn youtube and their "glitches" i seriuosly doubt that you have so few views. i mean just between me and quimby we've got like 1k views on your vids XD

[quimby86]

I play this vid in loops. That's why that catchy tune's gyrating in my ear canals all the time. :)

[firstdown2002]

hey man--your stuff is GREAT!!! Can't get enough----keep making 'em- i've been watching for a few days-guess I gotta check out "End of the World"

[ramses2k]

You're good at interpreting song lyrics but would do even better as a so-called life coach. Your handy life tips are invalueable. I used to be one of those people who would get really mad when others confused "they're" and "their" (habitually contempt them even), but then I asked myself, "is this worth getting angry over?". I should of learned that long ago.

You'res truly

ramses

[frivolitom]

I'm truly impressed as to how many of my life tips you have incorporated. Any females reading this probably think you're awesome, unless they are feminists who hate men.

[ramses2k]

Ah, a cleverly disguised trap, no doubt put there to see if I have truly grown as a human being or are just mindlessly repeating your life tips. Well, here's proof I am no longer a nerd. While feminists can be referred to as a bunch of hoes, they do not hate men. They just think our dicks look silly. If I lived in a glass house next to you you could tell your girlfriend: "Hey, come look at that! It's just not mine. All of them look silly."

[americas1stborn]

this is great, the kiss dog's stranded chance... aw... so funny

[Iamwho2u]

thanks,

 i'll check them out. this video gets better each time i see it.

thanks again

[Deltroyer1963]

Cobain really farted DAT's. True fact!

"Old dog and a puppy meets on the street.

Old dog:"Hi, My name is Scoobie. What's your's?"

Puppy: "My name is SIT, I guess...."

[IAmLucasJC]

I'm mesmerized by this video.

I think the Kiss-dog has hypnotized me.

[Holso5]

you might not understand song lyrics but you definitely understand the concept of funny - made me smile. thx

[frivolitom]

I like to make a feller or a lassie smile! Keep it up friend

[HalfScottishGuy]

tom this was hilarious... we met in January in wellington, i was one of the youtubers joe was with. I'm Rob, the one who was so interested in all the true facts, I have a request... can I be your official fanboy? I know you don't normally ask these things but I'm old fashioned like that.

[frivolitom]

OH GOSH BY ALL MEANS YES.

[HalfScottishGuy]

YAY! tell me tom, do you have skype? if not I just added some other random in NZ called Tom *insert your last name*

I'm totally going above and beyond fanboy... I mean I already know your last nakme and attempted to add you on skype... I must classify as a stalker by now.

[someonefromsometime]

are you trying to get me fired !!! XD

or just start a fanfight !!!!

:)

[frivolitom]

Haha, what a crazy Half Scottish. A Scot. or a Tish. I do have The Skype, but I almost only ever use it to record my podcast (which, of course, a fan such as yourself will be subscribed to, following, and recommending to all his friends...) :)

Who knows, become a big enough fan and we may be as kind of Half Scotland on the show as we have been to the Mexico of our lamentably uninformed imaginations.

[someonefromsometime]

: )

[mindofapanther]

Say you will be with me Chr... Rob

[someonefromsometime]

this song is so catchy!!! makes for a fun time!!

very interesting words...

[danofthe90s]

alas, over a pint it would've been a great debate, though from NYC, i am in Dallas until dec and then on to Seattle.

[danofthe90s]

hey, it's not easy being cheesey!

pleaz don't take offense, i'm from new york city lol!

i think i can see ur point there. some of my best friends are militant lesbians and of those i have asked none had really ever given it any thought.

i'll share your comment w/ them and i am sure they'll feel as u do after some thought

they're always looking for something new to b pissed off about.

take care friend.

p.s. this was fun, we'll have to do it again sometime!!!

[frivolitom]

Hahaha. That would be the "militant" bit.

I'm possibly in NY later in the year, we can argue then. :P

[danofthe90s]

re: females

why is this offensive? i'm a simple american, but i don't see the reason this is vulgar.

neither do any of my female friends. at least where i am, anything is better than bitches and ho's. the black youth of today has destroyed america and slang is so much a part of our accepted culture that again i must ask, why is this offensive?

[frivolitom]

Plenty of women I know don't like being reduced to the sum of their gender. But don't worry, I think you've got the market cornered on offensive statements round here, friend!

[Iamwho2u]

agreed, agreed. generally not a situation i've run into on too many occasions though. i tend to avoid groupings.

[Iamwho2u]

is it okay to refer to a group of women as a gaggle? i tried herd once and it didn't work out so well.

tom, even better the 2nd time

[frivolitom]

I don't know what collectives are and aren't okay; however I and many ladies I know find it really gross when fellers refer to women as "females" in any number.

[dirkamus]

good job

[quimby86]

There are true life savers among your words of wisdom! (IMO bad font, as bad kerning)

I really like the appearance of second Vince. But, listen, if you ever drug a doggy again and abandon it on a desert island...! :D I lmao at the sneezing bee: achoo!

But how do you know, I'll still be here in 2013?

PS: My Monday was very average.

[quimby86]

What is bad about eating a water melon?

[frivolitom]

Hey Diamond, agreed re: font. I like the font but large blocks of text got pretty mooshed up.

I did my masters thesis on the Apocalypse. 2012 is not going to be the year we all die horribly.

[quimby86]

You're right. The next Apocalypse is going to happen in 2038 and will be quite a lot like the one which happened in early 2000. ;)

[unclesaboin]

I don't think I've seen a DAT in ten years.

[BADBUBBLEBOY]

its retareded

[frivolitom]

Oh no, friend, I assure you the tareds on this are all entirely original.

[Iamwho2u]

excellent tom. very interesting. loads of fun. i will be a subscriber soon. thanks for your time making this vid

can u recommend some other channels?

[frivolitom]

Hmmm... I like Joediscourse, The Shatner Project and Diddyblog.

[someonefromsometime]

"sxephil", "is it a good idea to microwave this?"...

[wunderwelt]

a learned a lot today...

and know, please:

excuse me while i'll kiss this guy!

[LongBrownCloud]

Nice life tips. You could add "don't look for wisdom in song lyrics". Have you seen the translation of Ca Plane Pour Moi? watch?v=PITnJAnmjqw Allez-oop! One morning a darling came to my home, a cellophane puppet with Chinese hair, a plaster, a hangover, drank my beer in a large rubber glass like an Indian in his igloo This works for me, this works for me This works for me Allez-oop! The chick what a gas! what a vibration! to be sent on the door mat filed, ruined, drained, filled You

[frivolitom]

What the fuck is Prince Harry doing dressed like Austin Powers?

[LongBrownCloud]

His Nazi costume was at the Royal Dry Cleaners.

Of course, song lyrics dont have to be misheard or nonsensical to still be just plain silly.

watch?v=2HM14xsCw-g

watch?v=SO5Y1OuQIxo

Bouncy bouncy

[fanofgrendel]

I am trying to shake the image "Cobain farted DATS", but I can't do it.

and I can't stop tapping my damned foot!

[someonefromsometime]

this video was really cool! it probably took you e ages to make but the end result was very cool. The song was great and misheard lyrics are always great!!! I felt this video to be very different from all the rest you have made with this account.

very cool life tips as well XD...

stay safe,

someonefrosometime

[frivolitom]

"it probably took you e ages to make"

When I started, this song was still current. :)

[someonefromsometime]

i never heard that song before though... maybe your a bit more old-school than i thought : )

it is way cool though !!

[TheExciteMike]

Very well made, sir!

[DrakeKatt]

Their our sum things Dennis that ewe shouldn't make fun of. Launguage is won of them.

[frivolitom]

Sore Iman.

[ontic5]

Excellent video.

I love having fun with language. It would be even better though, if you could actually explain the songtext. There must surely an important message be hidden in that seemingly nonsensical sentence "the kiss dog´s stranded tranced."

Perhaps Vince´s motive for shooting Metal Martin? Who knows...

[frivolitom]

That would be the goal, yes. I suspect both are victims of the MK-ULTRA program, but that's more of a Conspiracy Trilogy thought.

[IAmLucasJC]

Fucking excellent. I hope I am as cool as you by 2013, but I think I may have to wait till 2016-17 to attain this level of cool.

[paisleypower30]

The kiss dog's stranded chance! PMSL :)

[ahdeath2007]

people in glass houses shouldnt walk around naked

[mgoult]

!

We need more videos almost exactly like this!

[Timohere]

yes we do!  :)

[frivolitom]

Thank you Sister Dear! How could I make the transition from "almost exactly" to "exactly"?

[mgoult]

Well, "exactly" would be re-posting this one, and I think we would both agree that that's not what anyone's looking for. However, "almost exactly" would be keeping the Pure Gold Format (PGF) of hilarious song lyrics, then amazingly useful, funny, and Tom-like advice. I'd heard some of them before from you, but not all of them! And I want more!

[someonefromsometime]

i second that !!