The Next Generation episode 9 - "A Fistful of Explosions"

[FlyinLulz]

funniest 19 seconds of my life

[LanceHertford]

This is what they do in the conference room! Lol! They all meet, and some of them stand and watch Short Circuit 2.

[TheBermudaMan]

Little-known fact: This was the ORIGINAL proposed series finale.

[GBart]

I can't stop laughing these are so goddamn funny

[murphy3162]

It's 3 years to the day that this was posted

3 years

[kvn8907]

@murphy3162 Why has gazorra abandoned us?

Oh well. General Grin has filled the gap.

[csgrambauer]

@kvn8907 Exactly. I love both of their videos. :D

[notsusan]

damn, I knew I should've watched last week

[Vasileski88]

OMG what movie are they watching on 0:45. I remember watching it as a child...

[neogohan324]

@Vasileski88 It's "Short Circuit"

[Vasileski88]

@neogohan324 Wow thanks bro.

Man, sure brings back memories :)

[bubthezombie]

Kinda sad that it took several episodes just to equal like seconds worth of action.

[AmericaWest90]

Riker EPIC KICK!!

[pbtime78]

Picard with a cigar wtf

[MrLayThatPipe]

how do you do these?

[Gnumanfan101]

Last time on Star Trek The Next Generation.

[StuartTheGamerNerd]

isn't it funny how in star trek their communications can always me out of range or be blocked by ship...yet no matter where they are, even in the video games...they can always contact starfleet for help or report in??? XD

[HalBoredom]

To think this all started because Data decided to grow a beard

[badwolf66]

You should have added the bit from generations where the ship got owned by the klingons then crash then the planet was destroyed.

[1rammstein21]

God this show PWNS!

[MonsterMedia2]

Thats so cool

[AmericaWest90]

What if Chuck Norris was there and he roundhouse kicked the Borg Cube while saying "I'ts OVER 9000!"

[isaiahawsum]

Does anyone know of any channels with tng, ds9, or enterprise? TrekBosnia and wagontraintobosnia are gone, and im still in season 3.

[Hachimen]

Newton Crosby, you must make instantaneous appearance.

Marner says stat! You have to go hob-nob with the bigwigs.

[cellux]

The best intro

[ShizoukaMukai]

Ya See, that is what happens when movie night is decided by popular vote, you don't see something new and compelling, you all end up watching Short Circuit.

[Dorminay42]

Man, that last episode must have been awesome

[ReedVictor]

there is some other song mixed in after the crystal method music. anyone know what that is. it sounds like it should be in any video when shit is getting F'd in the A!

[Shetyre]

gooooodbyeee data :D

[Master11119]

It's like an episode of Sealab 2021, but in space.

[BearAttackMan]

In case anyone's curious, the music playing during the intro is "Weapons of Mass Distortion" by Crystal Method.

[Underthecastle]

patricks face :D

[flobogirl6]

Worf should've been the 'Inception cat' . lol

[alexander1t]

loooooool

[Totema1]

I love how it starts with a shot of Data with a beard.

[kimbooley90]

Seems like we missed a pretty awesome previous episode. XD

[Kolbatsu]

@kimbooley90 not really, the entire episode was about taxes.

[omega856]

I loved the into...twas the most random thing I ever saw....lmao.

[thegirlnextdork]

OH MY GOD. THE SHORT CIRCUIT.

[hockeywarrior]

I think I may sneeze.

[shmerokee]

the intro omg yeah that´s how we remember TnG isn´t it ?

I need to go to bed badly but i think i´ll watch em all...

Your vids are amazingly funny

[CrunchyDaddy]

The end reminds me of Sealab 2021

[skoda10]

i've seen this video about 257829 times now

[groupthinker1984]

They're hoping that watching Short Circuit will help the Borg realize they're not so bad.

[ElreniaGreenleaf]

Oh my god I think I died during that intro! XD XD

[EvilBiasFree]

The "previously on" segment at the beginning is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

[goldensleeves]

In reality, space is generally a vacuum... so when we see explosions like that in space, they would not actually make a sound because there are no air molecules to vibrate and therefore be received by our ear drum to be perceived as sound

[km9OOO]

@goldensleeves Also in reality, if mankind survived to the 24th century, they would've found a cure for baldness.

[jeffryder9]

@km9OOO unless picard *wanted* to be bald. maybe being bald is cool in the 24th century

[EGRJ]

@km9OOO You don't understand. He's not bald. His hair is scared of him.

[omegastar19]

@km9OOO This was one the first questions the press asked of Patrick Stewart. He replied that in the 24th century, people wouldnt care about wether someone was bald or not.

[funk192]

lol "number 5 is a live"

[drockjr]

i love the ending..random as hell

[EmperorJim]

1:10 ...And one crappy joke doomed them all.

[Velocityangel]

After "I think I may sneeze" I was going through the rest of the video expecting Worf to sneeze and for something to blow up. Probably why the ship randomly exploding was that much more funny. XD

[OneOfThoseVideoMaker]

The ship blew up out of boredom...

[buzongtang]

I love how this makes all of them look like a bunch of lazy incompetents.

[das9582]

The Original STTNG edit guy.

[ReedVictor]

I could watch Riker fighting old people all day

[capncrackfiend]

I can't even count the number of times this happened while watching Star Trek.

"EXCITING PREVIEW!"

"Extremely dull episode..."

[Nonsensei436]

@capncrackfiend Theyre only dull if youre the kind of person who will slip into a narcoleptic coma if someone doesnt die on screen every 5 seconds.

[mahdogzbite]

The crew watching Short Circuit in the conference lounge was just pure genius.

[atypicalcalifornian]

the clip of picard smoking a cigar is hilarous...

[maieuticogre]

Thank you for all of these gazorra! you rule!

[omegaman7769]

30 - 36sec cracks me up everytime! Picard is a lazy voyeur LOL!

[mahdogzbite]

Love the action-packed intro that's supposed to be from the previous episode.... then the concluding episode is just them doing random everyday shit.

[mahdogzbite]

@mahdogzbite

Comment restored.

[Righton2000]

Fucking A

[scampywiak]

I absolutely love the beginning. god it cracks me up.

[ryinf]

Anyone who needs to ask which episodes the clips are from cannot fully appreciate the humor here.

[andysim232]

Short Circuit is a awsome film! but one problem. Why would they watch it on a small screen when they have a bloody great huge 20FT screen on the bridge? Or they could show it on the holodeck!. LOL

[eskilla]

@andysim232 Yes, because *that's* the problem with this video.

[AdrianAnansi]

LOL They're watching Short Circuit. That is SO FUCKING FUNNY!

[TheMelissa5319]

wat episode for when data hits picard

[trunks007100]

@TheMelissa5319

The Schizoid Man

Season 2

40:07

[Ccoolty]

You can all suck my ridges!

[Leprechaunproduction]

Oh my gosh, this is hilarious!

[markthewhalekiller]

Just a little Worf. Just a little.

[simonsfiancee]

Haha I just watched Short Circuit last night :D

[Wraythhmark]

Riker must have picked the movie. Crusher looks like she's hating it.

[Cookster5]

lol at Picard's cigar and gangster face

[GeorgeMillerAtkinson]

last episode was directed by JJ Abrahms

[woodyscrx]

oh wait... i just got it lol .... funny...... the best one of these i think, was the episode after the borg invasion (best of both worlds, i think) where picard lives with his brother on a wine farm lol non stop action all the way!

[nuculearbazooka]

Fucking hell this one still makes me laugh my ass off. It's the best one I think XD

[bokxybabee]

troi at 1:05

[specom]

Yeah Q made it materialize in his hand..

[SickDream]

is that cigar for realll?????

[DarkKnightBob1o1]

This sums up so many startrek episodes. The fillers SUCKED

[AriaMournesong]

Thumbs up for Captain Picard with a cigar.

[TopSpeed232]

mmm and Marina Sirtis at 1:05 looks incredibe

[lordtalon69]

Wait in which episode does picard smoke a cigar in the captain's chair lol.

[steffankaizer]

@lordtalon69 last part of deja Q. its a funny episode. you see Q floating naked in the bridge and data laughing out hard and worf with hot bikinigirls on both shoulders and a mariachi band playing on the bridge with Q as trambone

[lostpromise]

That makes me sooo happy.

[chaplan76]

This video rocks my ballz.

[cichlid16]

Hahaha I love the roundhouse at the beginning

[Charmolution]

That last episode was awesome.

[DarkKnightBob1o1]

The cigar gets me everytime.

[Mittau]

@DarkKnightBob1o1 One does not fuck with THE Captain Jean-Luc Picard

[romantistcaveman]

I still can't stop laughing at the random shot of Worf getting some kind of nipple torture.

[Videshi2001]

@romantistcaveman

Just showed that to people in my class.

[lordtalon69]

@romantistcaveman

I feel sorry for knowing this but .... it was actually a touching episode. Warf needed to go through some right of passage and had no klingon brothers to do it so the enterprise staff setup the staff torture walk or whatever on the holodeck for him ... he was in pain but happy at the end.

Wow ... I=NERD thanks!

[romantistcaveman]

@lordtalon69 D:

Now I feel incredibly guilty for laughing at his suffering.

[steffankaizer]

@lordtalon69 would you mind to give the name of the episode too?

[liquidork]

@0:19

warf's first tittie twister

[cookedbread]

Cant...breathe....

[CaptainPositron]

@electricblue7

Whatever was going on, I'm sure it was the best episode ever!

[ssopko]

Quite possibly the best piece of TNG related fan created-works I have ever seen. =^.^=

Thank you kindly sir/madame.

[Trekkeee]

That was so funny! Loved the short circuit part!!!

[ShizoukaMukai]

Goddamit... Data always picks "Short Circuit" When Its his turn for Movie Night.

[andysim212]

Newton Crosby lol!!!! Number 5 is alive!!

[Qermaq]

0:16 pouty face

[AnnMargret11]

"Luden Crosby, you must make instantaneous appearance. "

I haven't seen this movie in like, 4 years.

[hab1b1]

i've never really seen star trek, but i don't find this funny at all.

anything i'm missing?

[Diorama42]

@hab1b1 a sense of humour apparently

[Bethlc81]

@hab1b1 yeah, watch Star Trek tng then you will get it. And maybe perhaps a sense of humor to top it off lol! jk

[LarryTheTubaBoy]

No. 5 is ALIVE!!!

[BluChimera]

ROFL @ Short Circuit 2. 0 :45

[ktitnes]

this is so funny i will post it to all my friends but first can you please tell me what episode is at 0:03 and 0:49?

[r00tcause]

@ktitnes

:03 - The Schizoid Man

:49 The best of both worlds

[lightfyresky]

lmao at 1:02 peekaboo worf

[kanharn]

The whole series is so funny, Pikard stalking the crew from his quarters.

[hardearnedfunny]

My heart! I nearly died laughing at the end.

[LUNATIC75]

The previous episode must've been the greatest TV programme ever!

Brilliance!

[guard13007]

Oo I've never actually had pain from laughing before... You should put a warning label on this...

[portal1337]

I think I may sneeze....

[TadGhostle]

Fuck yeah, Short Circuit.

[jediyamato1]

also 1:08 - 1:20 - *said in kirk's KHAAAAN! voice* WESSSLLLLEYYY!

[jediyamato1]

0:18 - looks like worf is going through some sort of weird torture involving his nipples getting shocked

[VendettasD]

Picard smoking a cigar while the enterprise flies away from an exploding Borg ship, him giving a "WHAT NAO?!" look followed by more explosions and awesome.

Just another day on the Enterprise.

[mastgrr]

Picard smoking the cigar is the best part imho.

[moofassa22]

This is seriously funny.

[roush26]

damn that intro makes me feel like star trek is some sort of intergalacitc mafia

[Archangel3583]

@roush26 hahaha!

[teamcorporate24]

Admiral: "Picard.... Picard..."

Picard: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

[Piccolo49]

Goodbye Data.

[cyphrx]

This one had me in tears.

[treyhoov3]

Damn, don't you just hate sequels? Sometimes they just let you down. LoL

[addy2hotty]

Short Circuit - the man is a genius.

[chaplan76]

I really like 0:12 Picard with a cigar. Just hanging back, a normal day kicking ass and taking names. Also the Johnny 5 about killed me.

[KirinFury]

I think I may sneeze

[KonungurAfPina]

Goodbye, Data

[Barbadian2k8]

My god im in tears watching these absolute genius.

[chaplan76]

I wish that was real, i'd love to see that. Except the ending, it blew.

[CynicalVision]

When they were watching Short Circut, does anyone know how that was done? I mean how the video was placed in another video like this?

[WishMaster2020]

@CynicalVision magic! AKA Adobe Premier/After Effects

[steffankaizer]

after effect software. there is some freeware but for something like this it takes a good software the picture did not have a rectangular shape

[nuculearbazooka]

Short Circut!? WTF!? HAHAHhaah these are freaking brilliant!

[MarxistKnight]

I laughed so hard when Worf sticks his head around the corner then slowly hides again!

[apemantus67]

I like how Data with a beard and Picard smoking a cigar are in with the clips from the exciting first part. Brilliant! :)

[calizonadude]

0:12 last episode the ship starts to make a left turn.

Then this whole episode happens within 3 seconds because 1:12 the ship explodes in a million pieces in the middle of that same turn.

[teamcorporate24]

For whatever reason, it seems like Part 2 is a little less exciting than Part 1.

"You have to hob-nob with the big-wigs!"

[andysim212]

Picard is the Chuck norris of the 24th century lol.

[LittleSnipes]

1:00

xD

[FunkhouserMemorial]

The first episode is how CONFUSED MATTHEW sees Star Trek.

[greenpenguino]

say hello to CONFUSED MATTHEW

[tilapiah6]

I think I may sneeze.

[funkyzeitmitbruno]

ZOMG the best part is when he just peeks in, then backs right out

[MsSilentwalker]

Gazorra, I love you.

[andihoppe]

I think i might sneez ;D

[FunkhouserMemorial]

Just add to the first part a vomit inducing love story involving Riker and Troi and you've got a cookie-cutter Michael Bay episode....

Or screw the love and have Riker and Troi doing a threesome with an Orion chick and the episode's more on par with J.J. Abrams' Star Trek.

[carrma25]

That first episode must have kicked so much ass

[CaptainPositron]

Indeed!

[MrThermomanPreacher]

The beginning of this video along with that rock music bit in 'Guinan's New Brew' could be used to get people who don't watch Star Trek into the show.

[Mittau]

For some reason the epic zoom in on Picard's bad ass face is more awesome than all the explosions combined.

[MrThermomanPreacher]

That's because Picard is a God.

[spacecowboy5000]

Gazorra's a genius. I've never disappointed.

[pillageNplunder1]

This stuff is really funny.

[jurripurri]

the ending was the most hilarious! (i think data self-destructed)

[ioventrate]

1:00 - 1:08 lol

[petekwando]

My god, it's every TNG two-parter (exception made for BoBW.)

[sdgdsgs]

lol, "last time on star trek.."

[franciscojavierm]

Say Good Bye You Tube...

[halidefox]

It's like Youtube Poop, only funny.

[intothewild1993]

hear hear.

[trustthewater]

Oh man... Tears of joy!

[winterfire567]

I love the part where they're all watching Short Circuit. xD Such a good movie.

[ashproductions]

Hahaaaa, ohhhh my god, that made me feel like crying from laughing.

[aramanx]

LOL, stupid end but that was the punch line

[thevarrior]

LOL

[Razun]

I love how all the senior officers are chillin and watching a movie without anyone else.

[HalsRing]

I like that they're just all chillin' watching Short Circuit.