MST3K Best of Vol. 2

[skrapyard444]

21 people have an infection of the Yablans

[rocknroll19842]

21 people need to be kicked out of the internet...FOREVER!!!!!!!

[RepublicofCannabeer]

SLEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[goreombola]

You've got fingers, I like that in a man.

[kakashi76767]

There are even more Hank Williams Jr jokes to do now! They should re riff this one!

[smittyapolis]

Wow..."Tenperature" at 5:26. Way to use spell check.

[CVolpeSn]

That you Ted?

[ZombayQueen19]

"Enjoy your stay, theres a mint on your pillow." "wait i need some towels!!!"

[goreombola]

This is the song about the buckus 3 crew

They're gonna die from all the heat

He tried to kill him with a forklift, away!

This is the song about the crews condition

They all feel like they're gonna puke

He tried to kill me with a forklift, wohoo!

[CocoCece08]

@goreombola Wish they had an mp3 of this. Or a ringtone.

[MickQuick07]

Agaaain??

[gainer2420]

omg lmao lol haha gotta get this on dvd

[MegaTaylor12345]

STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAY!

[PhyscoZombieChickie]

peter pan, anti christ 

[lloicles]

Satan: Prince of Cabaret

[cigansky]

Is it me or is the plot of The Undead basically Assassin's Creed?

[ashland1977]

"Warriors of the Wussland"......"You go and cry over there!" LOL

[clockworkalex20]

Mike's are the funniest to me.

[KimxRonForever100]

This is subtle?

[Fis10n]

U READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!?!?!?!?!

[customcartoons]

I had to Google the "ready for some footBAWL" reference, and yep, that guy's look is pretty spot on ... ^_^

[MrEriklenn]

21 people died of the infection of the Yablans

[balletwb94]

" Dinosuar is trying to take my charm braclet!"

1:56

LOL

[FredDude27]

Steve? Oh wait.

[kidcapri789]

When I touch you, I think of myself. XD

[orangemarmaladesky]

21 people... SLEEEEEP!

[cavalierfan1995]

SLEEP!

and now.......SLEEEEEEEP

[emilynextdoor]

"When I touch you - I think about myself - wait, no, that's not right" LMBO!!!!!

[whoohaaXL]

"....And there's a mint on the pillow." I NEED SOME TOWELS!!

[sexyglexy]

2 YEARS LATER....

[TheLackofattack]

Thank you, Mr. Z'bub....

[madamkitty]

you have fingers. i like that in a man.

[MickQuick07]

Quote from the video applied to the number of dislikes given to the video. I used the formula, do I get thumbs up?

[poweranger00niner]

21 people try to kill 1,111 with a forklift but could not

[EaglesNestOne64]

21 people need some towels desperately.

[FredDude27]

SLEEEEEEEEEEP!

[CertifiedGooner729]

"Around the knuckle, over the gums, over the fingers, watch out stomach here it comes." lmao.

[CertifiedGooner729]

Peter Pan Anti-Christ.

[hellokittyfruitsnack]

ugh y do I do this?? I hypnotise all day then go home to a CAT!

[PyrozPlayground]

Don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy!!! HAhahahahaha

[KoHSaito]

21 people think about themselves when they touch you.

[sexyglexy]

WHY DO MY COMMENTS GET DELETED? I know for a fact I left a comment on here now its gone. Unbelievable.

[C0LL1N]

5:26 Tenperature  052 Inner?

[Aymblm]

Into a deeeeeeep PURPLE!

[alexthehunted]

5 years later

[SexyGreekBaby89]

"you have fingers, i like that in a man" LMFAO!!!

[TheKrazykittengal]

FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!

[723myself]

pants too tight.... Turning... JAPANESE

[dcbandnerd]

SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

[artc1]

21 people weren't ready for some FOOTBALL!!!

[stogil10]

which episode do they say "Road trip to NIU" in?

[GriffithAMPS]

Warriors of the Wuss-land

[suzycreamcheesez]

I hypnotize all day then I go home to a cat!

[thedom101]

Pulleth thy vehicle to the curb and showeth me thy drivers license and registration. Did thou knowest how fast thy was driving?

[NomaTheFox]

SLEEEEEEEEEEP!

[wildpegasus13]

How could you have left out the "Somebody STOP me!" spoken like the Mask line from Laserblast? That part nearly made me piss my pants the first time I saw it.

[Nazgul001]

That's good blow! get's me every time.

[jumpyjedi]

peter pain antichrist rofl!!

[nerkman]

Stephen Stills and Bill Gates...

[Xandyr]

19 people aren't ready for some football.

[Drez26]

19 people didn't SLEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!

[fthreat]

I just feel like you might not be ready for some football. ='(

[ariadnni]

he triiiiiiiiiied to kill me with a forklift!

[Dash277]

4:55 "Diarrhea is like a storm raging inside you" rofl

[Ithilwen22]

I love this video. I also love the fail-at-life spam that talks about "I love this album, I downloaded it at such-and-such". It's not an album. At least spam the right videos. XD

[PyrozPlayground]

Pants... to tight... I'm... turning japanese! XD

[PyrozPlayground]

Oh my God, 1:17 had me cracking up. And the whole "SLEEP" thing. XD

[wenger1972]

"The Knight from Muncie"

[eyerishness]

ha, Crow sees "Roger Corman presents" and already knows the movie is going to be terrible.

[starmedic]

"you go cry over there."

[lobete]

make sureist thou takeist carist of that tailist lightist

[Tendoking]

"Won't he be surprised when he finds out it doesn't go POW, but Sswhiszsssz!"

[flapjackrabbit]

and now SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!

[toastysock]

"HEEE TRIIIIEEEEED TO KILL ME WITH A FOOORKLIIIFTTT!!!!!! wahoo!"

[rosstaitano]

"Warriors of the Wussland" "You go and cry over there. Sir I think I have your dance belt by mistake."

[darcman0]

Eat me you fuzzy marshmallow, lol

[jackspicer666chack]

peter pan anti christ XD

[ngobleus]

"This is the song about the Bacchus 3 crew, they're gonna dieeeee from all the heeeeaat--he triiieeeed to kill me with a forkilift, ole!"

[werellstupid]

lol i need some towels!!!

[0Griffinhawk0]

Needs more Forklift

[RockTB]

Sometimes, I just feel like you aren't ready for some football...

[thefaulkness]

Well I actually laughed so much that I nearly choked

[LaMarcuss966]

Satan...Prince of Cabaret

[cavalierfan1995]

SLEEEEEEEEEEP!

[MegaChuckmo]

Boy camel-toe priceless!!!

[Psychogreengirl]

ditto on the nostalgia critic thing--i was always wondering where that "forklift" thing came from--now i know the episode. MST3K FOREVER!!!

[Craxblorg]

I love MST3K, they put out alternate audio for dvds now don't they? Where would I find it?

[riodestroyer]

peterpan antichrist,satan prince of cabaret!!!!

[Brendanvio]

I just feel like you might not be ready for some football.

[Singingsoundlessly]

Peter Pan: Antichrist.

[Polyesterpants]

SLEEEP!

You have fingers, i like that in a man.

[SteveVithal]

Funniest line fron Laserblast: Get out there and sell, sell, sell!

Context is everything of course.

[ScotlandChick]

When they started singing "They tried to kill me with a forklift!!!" I instandly thought of one of Nostalgia critic's reviews. lol

[wenger1972]

"the knight from Muncie"

[cj397]

4:45-4:50 funniest scene

[TheEleetGamer]

"Around the knuckle, over the gums, over the finger, look out stomach, here it comes." XD

[drivingmebatty]

Peter Pan Antichrist.

Sleep!

[averysevenfold]

"Thank you Mr. Zebub."

"When I touch you, I think about myself, NO, NO, NO, WAIT!!!"

and the whole "Ready for some football" riffs were the best!

[pnutbutrncrackers]

He hypnotized himSELF! LOL

[Atomsk102]

you missed the "Sir Sack of Doorknobs" bit, from The Undead

[ZanderJSketch]

SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEP!

[Apollomasque]

He tried to kill him with a forklift.

[mouse264]

Pants... Too tight! I'm... TURNING JAPANESE!

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Satan: The Prince Of Cabaret.

Aand, Action! ...Cut! Beautiful!

[BLOODYCOOKIES0]

SLEEEEEEEEEPPP!!! 

[IrishAmericana]

"The Pasty Brigade, Warriors of the Wussland!"...lines like that are the reason why this will always be my favorite tv show.

[thevampiressassassin]

"You have fingers. I like that in a man."

Best line ever!

[cbrandom]

When I touch you, I think about myself

[SeekerPsycho1]

"Tish! That's french!"

[DrPoon]

FOOTBALL!

[Bayview05]

you didn't include the thunderbucket line from laserblasT??!?!?!?!

[thisiscowshit1001]

5:44  JAZZ HANDS

[DrPoon]

2:18-2:38 almost killed me.

[RowsdowerMobileAway]

DInosaur is trying..to rake my...charm bracelet...Ah!

[abominableangel90]

Peter Pan: Antichrist.

XD

[sidrad]

"In a deep..."

Heating.

Purple!

[monchiliagu]

4:54

[Verto9999]

Again

[mekman4]

"Stand and Fight sir woman!" :P

[belladonna4577]

around the knuckle...mike-over the gums...over the finger...mike-look out stomach here it comes XD.

"SLEEEEEP!"

"you go and cry over there."

"eat me you fuzzy marshmallow."

"pow?"

"pants..too..tight..i'm..turni­ng japanese!"

[jigbuilda]

"You have fingers, i like that in a man!"

[watson956]

@ 5:27:  "Tenperature" ??

[throbbin87]

AGAIN!

[MisterTTG]

"When I touch you-"

"...I think about... myself. Oh, wait."

rofl

[XXCreed]

dangit, my favorite part of the Laser Blast one was the fact that the three opening scenes of the movie seemed like from different movies, and the comments on it were very funny. But that doesnt stop this being one of the best vids on youtube, whoo.

[jcReno19]

"Come on down to Milford, free popsicles for the kids..."

[bilbrookbloke]

Peter Pan, Antichrist!

[bigred2989]

HE TRIED TO KILL ME WITH A FORKLIFT

[homebuiltindoorplane]

laughed so hard Im crying!

[Persphonefallen]

"I don't think they're ready for some FOOTBALL!!"

[Fragile0Still]

"Again?"

[olivemike81]

The "ready for some football" is one of the best lines ever in MST3K.

[HaileyVerge]

"You have fingers. I like that in a man."

"Won't he be surprised when he finds out it doesn't go 'pow' but 'fwish'."

[j8mes77]

satan the prince of cabaret lol

[BlueEyes7452]

Into a deep...

cleansing, discount.

Deep...

heating, PURPLE

[TheGreatYellow]

Does anybody know which MST3K film where the line "Suppository Man" was said?

[thevampiressassassin]

"You have fingers. I like that in a man."

"Oh and by the way.... SLEEEEEP!"

[SpaceAceTX]

Just love Youtube's "updated / improved" site design, why is it when they make a site more "user friendly" it always ends up sucking?

Now SLEEEEEEP!

[thickmcrunfast15]

SLEEP!!!!

hahaha. When I worked at a camp thats how I'd tell the kids it was lights out. I'd do it just like Servo. They had no idea what I was talking about. Ahhh, I miss the 90's

[AL52Dragon]

"And into a deep-Cleansing! Discount! Heating! Purple!-sleep."

[BlueEyes7452]

When I touch you...

I think about myself. No, no, no wait.

[GriffithAMPS]

Warriors of Wuss-land!!!

[lmckay023]

they tried to kill me with a forklift!!!

i think this show was never played in the uk but after watching a couple episodes ive really gotten into this

[pdlbean]

"Tish! That's French!"

[capthavic]

This is subtle?

[CaptRodgers]

"I need some towels!"

"Again?"

[ndnsoldierboy]

look, someone threw away a perfectly good arm remover...*LOL*

[m2frogger]

"Look at me, for you already know how I am"

"...Is that you Ted?" Lol.

[BryonYoungblood]

Crow: *about Diana* Jeez, she better not breathe too hard or else she might absorb some fog and gain weight!

Bryon

[purpleshamrock17]

"Clensing...Discount!...Heated­!...Purple!"

"And action...cut! Beatiful."

"Eat me, you fuzzy marshmellow"

"Won't he be surprised when he finds out it doesn't go 'Pow' but 'Swish'!"

[bgfilms]

your witness...

[BryonYoungblood]

"Oh, and by the way... SLEEEEEP!"

Bryon

[BryonYoungblood]

"The Pasty Brigade."

"Warriors of the Wussy Land!"

"Stand and fight, Sir Woman!"

"The Knight from Munsy!"

Bryon

[Logos87X]

You left out one of the best parts! When the jailor is groping her (The Undead) and says something completely bizarre and unintelligible, the guys go "Wanna run that by me again?" Other than that, awesome job!

[typacsk]

"We've secretly replaced this ray gun's power supply with Folgers Crystals..."

[jmpms]

Ready for some FOOTBALL!

[perplacymp]

"Pants..too tight,...turning..Japanese!"

[zerodragon9]

Diarrhea is like a storm raging inside you

[The1Spunk]

4:39

nice penis ship :P

[ShadowXII]

Anything you say can and will be used to get you READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!

[drambuierocks]

blogtv is now running mst3k 24/7

[Adu767]

"When i touch you"...

"I think about myself! nonono wait..."

[Fyrzon]

and action... cut! Beautiful!

[Bass5el]

"...and now, SLEEEEEEEEEEP!!!..."

[JetJockey87]

"Dinosaur... is...trying..to take...my...charm bracelet oh oh..."

[spacecat81]

Liking the Devo reference

[CaptRodgers]

Steven Stills and Bill Gates. lol.

Im gonna get home and GET READY  FOR SOME FOOTBALL!

[BryonYoungblood]

Here's an odd one from Star Force that woulda been great to see here;

Crow - Hey, corn! HEY, CORN!?

Bryon

[prettysplash5bell]

peter pan antichrist!

[angelmarine1292]

Pants...to tight....I'm...turning Japanese...