haha "ich ni ich ni san shi talk to the hot dog it can read your mind its a frisky feeling that is so delicious happy happy bunny happy happy bunny grandma go to hawaii go go dancing lobster go go pretty sunshine i just got this lowsey t-shirt its saying im to drunk to f**k its saying im with stupid im with stupid
Why would you say that if you don't want people to get mad or trash talk you? Keep your rude thoughts to yourself. Who cares if there's no point? I think it's an amazing show and the key to our existence, which is a pretty big, epic point if you ask me XD
well look im sry that i got you mad that wasnt my plan. i just never saw that before and it was kinda wierd. but your oppinion is your oppinion. im really srry that i got you mad but dont freakin cuse at me.
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read Don't laugh at this! Just do it Start thinking something you really really want cause this is astounding the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck You have just been visited by DrSuess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish Make your wish when the count down is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true
Ok, I've lived in Japan for 4 years, and this show is just so awesome! I've had Japanese people not know what I was talking about and just nod and say "Ok!"
This comment has received too many negative votesshow
I live in Tokyo, and I get the humor, very funny, TV in Japan is all bright variety shows that make no sense.
I highly suggest you get an African (real African, no those fake American Blacks like Obama) and make him look like a foolish goon, then you will be 100% Japanese.
This is my latest channel subscription! The 1st episode I came across had me frozen, staring at the screen wondering if I had just been smashed in the back of my head with a lead pipe. Stunned for a few mins after it finished, some force dragged my mouse to the next episode, and it began. Now that I'm fully transformed into a state where I understand the humour, OMFG... I actually look forward to the next episode! Whether it was induced by LSD, Psilocybin, or even CRACK, it's brilliant! LOL =D
i love how the people for the interview come into the room with this confused look like "wtf" omg i think i been watching these vids for at least 30 mins hahahahahaha
*giggles* Japanese people who haven't perfected their English speaking abilities do sound remarkably similar to this. This takes the obsessive need for uber-cuteness that is in Japan mixed with Peewee Herman.
Question: How in the heck did you get Ron Jeremy on GTCMS? That was a very hilarious episode; I loved it.
I wonder how blown the people were when they came up with this show? lol
chatoXvato 3 weeks ago
0:33 Lick Poop button
FearRipper74 1 month ago
Please for you to crap hands and cheering for mister Lick Pewp!
FearRipper74 1 month ago
LOL i always say "THATSA ME!"
sylia103 2 months ago
kolak kolak
wildfox111 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
I swear that's a Korean accent and not a Japanese one. I'm neither but it sounds like it :p
dweezy1688 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
I really thought this was going to be funny. Not funny.
cosmogang 5 months ago
Rick Pope?
Lick Poop.
:P
wrapseaweed 6 months ago
Im too drunk to f clap clap k
DigitalBoyTV 6 months ago
it says Felicia day in the description. why?
sororakaros 7 months ago
I wish you guys never cancelled this awesome show.
MercuryRis 7 months ago
THIS IS FUCKEN FUNNY LOL
enano72809 7 months ago
lol @ 2:34
DaBunne 9 months ago
NOT KAWAII ENOUGH
wingedmemory 9 months ago
lol
AmericaAguila7 9 months ago
this is so funny
dontstopmycool135 10 months ago
kollak kollak is a cow?
blazingheat28 11 months ago
lick poop is just the coolest
MommyGould 11 months ago
She sounds Korean.
RyanPM89 11 months ago
i feel embarrassed from society just by watching this video
xxSyphenxx 1 year ago
This was one of if not, the first video i ever saw on youtube
BonniePLC 1 year ago
2:30 - "OK, this is very special time together" LMAO
kenlab77 1 year ago
This is a feeling of a rich and comfortable lifestyle! xD
danthecat21 1 year ago
never eating hotdogs again...I DON'T WANT THEM TO READ MY MIND!
Pikana225 1 year ago 2
This was really funny,I liked it
sheran1106 1 year ago
what the fuck just happened?
xXBombClusterXx 1 year ago
sorry, stumbled upon this...is this real?
mehmeh55 1 year ago
@mehmeh55 Yes.
decrepitmonkey 1 year ago
This was one of my very first videos I ever watched on youtube when I was 8. <3 so many memories :)
girl4natwolff 1 year ago
kind of the best thing ever
lwbobtx 1 year ago
i love it :D
blondelovergurl2 1 year ago
i love the part where it say "im to drunk to f**k" thats funny
djmarkuss333 1 year ago
I like this episode, it seems to highlight the medias approach when they are faced with a scientist.
WatanukiProductions 1 year ago
I wish GTCMS had her own channel....
MightyTrebor 1 year ago
LOL
Supervisor69 1 year ago
i feel bad for lick poop. his life is now ruined.
DJawesome64 1 year ago
wait, what? this isn't one of those game shows when they hirt u if u dont....answer.......?
kailei155afoxie 1 year ago
lol omfg i swear everyone in my whole city loves this so much! keep up the amazing funny work
Mackin78 1 year ago
I memorized the song in this.
I have a habit of singing this randomly to my friends...
They think Im high XD
Khristalia 1 year ago
she looks exactly like ling xiaoyu from the tekken series!!!
kakuichi 1 year ago
Shes Cute :)
FlightSimGuy9782 1 year ago
I don't see how the fuck I end up watching shit like this...
Ohhalyssa1 2 years ago 2
wth? just wth?
bleachsanchoblastk 2 years ago
"To drunk to F *clap calp* K!"
LOL XD
janessoi 2 years ago
ROTFLOL
JMT614 2 years ago
LOL....can you smell the freshness...XD
FoxyMamaRox 2 years ago 2
Lick Poop is hot :D
LynneaOnline 2 years ago 29
that is the best comment I've read in a while!
CSpot 2 years ago 8
i want to father lick poops babys and then tell him he has no responsibility to them, hes that fine!
sheek80 2 years ago
@LynneaOnline
Only if Fewmanchew jap-a-leanos.
tomintroy 11 months ago
Lick Poop! why not stand on heads?
saxoactress 2 years ago 2
love it!
xxAnimeMonkeyxx 2 years ago
When do we see her naked?
NicoDeMalcur 2 years ago
This is hilarious!! Who is that?
RomanEmpire1994 2 years ago
are you referring to Kiko or Lick Poop?
CSpot 2 years ago 5
Kiko, shes hilarious!!
RomanEmpire1994 2 years ago
@CSpot the asian
St34Ks4c3 1 year ago
@CSpot Duh Kiko! lol
MightyTrebor 1 year ago
@CSpot whos kiko? shes adorable.
CuppiCakesxRawrr 1 year ago
OMG. I'm just left....speechless....like. omg.
cutie802 2 years ago
she is so random! but hilarious!
macaighann 2 years ago
f--ing grand!!!
friggnrock 2 years ago
?
Okay.........................
deamonchic32541 2 years ago
Pure genius.
bakaskybluepink 2 years ago
I absolutely love Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show...and Kim Evey is a genius.
clarinetplyr89 2 years ago 2
I <3 Lick Poop!
FairWeatherHooker 2 years ago
eww,dont let him lick you
SimpleBoxx 2 years ago
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WTF is this shit???!!
quixgofar 2 years ago
This is the greatest thing EVER!!!!
Can you make a video showing how to make your very own wheel of fun???? :DDDDDD
JayizKewl 2 years ago 4
As real as can be. Like it?
CSpot 2 years ago
is this for real?
RamonesLoveratLOose 2 years ago
umm.... im speechless, laughing on the inside, and i'm kinda freaked out about how hotdogs can read my mind....
brentg17 2 years ago 5
lmao same here
NocturnalSorrow 2 years ago
StudPlusFem 2 years ago 5
Reminds me of Pee-Wee's Playhouse, but with a hot Asian chick.
OmnipotentSeal 2 years ago 7
i wonder what unicow looks like without the costume O_O
rockyourworld1011 2 years ago
Is that Lindsay Lohan?
xD
XxdementedDOLLXx 2 years ago
omg lick poop rocks
DOLLfaceMICKEY 2 years ago 3
i feel bad for the man :[
MCmuuffin 2 years ago 3
Wierdo!!
KimmxTran 2 years ago 2
What I want to know is how come there aren't any new ones being made?
Destimamie 2 years ago 3
This show is the perfect religion.
libertyisntdeadyet 2 years ago 33
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MissDaiDai44 2 years ago
You're stupid.
imafuckingrobot 2 years ago
"Poop-san"... lol. I can't believe i didn't catch that the first time i watched this. XD
fountgarde 2 years ago 3
omg i <3 love this tv show its so funny
killermen583 2 years ago 4
WTF!.... what is going on!?
SuperLLK 2 years ago
everybody please dont get mad at me but this is kinda a dumb show she is to crazy and there is no point to the show
doggod109235 2 years ago
Why would you say that if you don't want people to get mad or trash talk you? Keep your rude thoughts to yourself. Who cares if there's no point? I think it's an amazing show and the key to our existence, which is a pretty big, epic point if you ask me XD
imafuckingrobot 2 years ago
well look im sry that i got you mad that wasnt my plan. i just never saw that before and it was kinda wierd. but your oppinion is your oppinion. im really srry that i got you mad but dont freakin cuse at me.
doggod109235 2 years ago
I'm not mad, and I didn't curse at you, if that's what you mean by "cuse." But yeah, this show is FUCKING AWESOME.
imafuckingrobot 2 years ago
please don't succ anymore
Farcry437 2 years ago
You stop succing?
imafuckingrobot 2 years ago
omg that was a very bad typo sorry, I meant cuss o.o
Farcry437 2 years ago
I wasn't even cussing. Seriously. Look back at what all I've said. No swear words. My username has a swear word in it, that's it.
imafuckingrobot 2 years ago
you spell "suck" with a "k", not two "c's".
WCScum 2 years ago
OMG! Pay attention. I was mocking the person that originally spelled it wrong, and they meant "cuss," not "suck/succ." Jeeeez/
imafuckingrobot 2 years ago
so sad the series ended :(
ConstrictedByReality 2 years ago
o: Me and Julie lovers dis <3 {:
izzypapso 2 years ago
my bff and i love this
MsJazzHands 2 years ago
sweet song
mike2brown2 2 years ago
what the hell is that!?!?! its like a train wreck that TALKS!
MikinDaVikin 2 years ago
gjhg
MrCookiesandviolence 2 years ago
i think my iq just went down lol
BlAkErS17 2 years ago 5
When I first heard the song, I didn't get it. then I realized it was Engrish. Now I sing it to my friends and family! :D
TheDancingSockPuppet 2 years ago
hahah yeah. that song kinda grows in you..
(thats what SHE said!.... sry)
SuperLLK 2 years ago
stealer
maddsterr97 2 years ago
ummm what?
(wtf)
SuperLLK 2 years ago
hello!?!? thats what she said thats from the office!
maddsterr97 2 years ago
ummm no..
hello!?!? that's from everywhere else. :/
it is a very popular double entendre...
I'm pretty sure it has been before The Office :/
SuperLLK 2 years ago
I don't get what you mean :|
Farcry437 2 years ago
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dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name will appear
MRchode27 2 years ago
That was AMAZING!
Emmaleelovesss 2 years ago
"It can read your mind.." LMAO oh im so subscribing to this!!
mzmamiko 2 years ago 3
haHA we got you!
CSpot 2 years ago
My brains just fizzed.
SimplyPolitical 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Doinit4me2010 2 years ago
This is hilarious. Wheel of Fun lol. Very special time indeed.
invisigirls 2 years ago
it is funny because I knew a japanese girl kind of like this actually.
aristottlesdeathwish 2 years ago
I love this show! Fun stuff!!
Mzhellkat 2 years ago
i think shes in pain :O
kikiXmoo 2 years ago
Ok, I've lived in Japan for 4 years, and this show is just so awesome! I've had Japanese people not know what I was talking about and just nod and say "Ok!"
antmfan217 2 years ago 3
F *clap clap* K
So using that.
HoshiHikari 2 years ago
"Lick Poo Stand on head!!"
Pigglets3O 2 years ago
I wish they could get more episodes made. Maybe one day.
filmfan28 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
According to the GTCMS facebook page...Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show Will Not Be Renewed for Season 3
Sad news--Sony has decided NOT to pick up GTCMS for a season 3
yerrj 2 years ago
this...is f**ked.
...awesome. :)
Markfly 2 years ago
lick poop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love him <3
CRAZY4INU 2 years ago
thank god i dropped my acid early enough so i could experience the full flavor of this clip.
caiaphas1219 2 years ago 3
this is lol but she can't speak japanese (is she korean??)
sayonaramilktea 2 years ago
What the hell did I just watch?
yoshiothehedgehog 2 years ago 3
you watched pure epic awesomeness. ;D
AMDmonster9390 2 years ago 5
Lick Poop's hat is funny
mahesus1 2 years ago
He suits it :D
MeitanteiHiryuu 2 years ago
kim evey is hot
mahesus1 2 years ago
haha thats so cute
kaijubb54 2 years ago
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wildnymph26 2 years ago
As a U I think this video explores the same syndrome as making plans for ngel
watch?v=aH3x1PSYcm8
BeanangelTreon 2 years ago
HAHAHA, WTHeck!!!!! I can't help but say that if feels like a messed up veersion of playschool LOL.
Awesome, nice Job
KuroRai01 2 years ago
i dont get it????????
Bex1995Bright 2 years ago
is there any point to this?
gogreengurl15 2 years ago
haha weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
PerpetualPerfection 3 years ago
AWESOME!
ilovepurplemonkeys12 3 years ago 2
This comment has received too many negative votes show
I live in Tokyo, and I get the humor, very funny, TV in Japan is all bright variety shows that make no sense.
I highly suggest you get an African (real African, no those fake American Blacks like Obama) and make him look like a foolish goon, then you will be 100% Japanese.
Leelly
unkomon 3 years ago
All of the black people in america are lying.
Definitely. It's all makeup.
Yep.
lawffie 3 years ago 6
Can you spell the freshness? :]
SmexiiNeji 3 years ago 2
she is NOT licking any poop liar
pucabearbaylee 3 years ago 2
Me and my best friend found this about 2 years ago! We love it! We even made up our own dance to go to the song at the end!
LaneyfreakinMiller 3 years ago 2
lol she sound like mario when she say thats me
BIKIP13 3 years ago
This is my latest channel subscription! The 1st episode I came across had me frozen, staring at the screen wondering if I had just been smashed in the back of my head with a lead pipe. Stunned for a few mins after it finished, some force dragged my mouse to the next episode, and it began. Now that I'm fully transformed into a state where I understand the humour, OMFG... I actually look forward to the next episode! Whether it was induced by LSD, Psilocybin, or even CRACK, it's brilliant! LOL =D
djwolftoronto 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
YouTube is truly pathetic. Can't even watch the video.
LightningIrving 3 years ago
I think I need to toke it up some more...
mightyachillies 3 years ago
that was so stupid it was strangely funny and enjoyable. I really liked the song!
Yori38 3 years ago 2
"This is berry special timoo together." I think I found my new favorite show.
teainky 3 years ago 3
Lick poop is my favorite
MercuryRis 3 years ago
ha what the hell!! this show is so crazy!!! i love it! im addicted to the gorgeous tiny chicken machine show
joetater 3 years ago
i love how the people for the interview come into the room with this confused look like "wtf" omg i think i been watching these vids for at least 30 mins hahahahahaha
thedigitalcollective 3 years ago
Wait a minute...
Did i just hear GORGEOUS TINY CHICKEN MACHINE SHOW??!!
Annie779 3 years ago 3
i'm with stupid--->
anko8aug 3 years ago 3
this show is SO retarded ! LOOOL
Talk to the hot dog it can read your mind ..
I'm with stupid I'm with stupid .. x'D
Jfrtav 3 years ago
WHAAHAHAHA!! lick poop... damn this so stupid BUT I LIKE IT!! :D
jellehenk 3 years ago
lmao that's just so wrong...
desala2007 3 years ago
Don't stop ..... PISS!
BignoseGlobal 3 years ago 3
piss. isn't it funny how she always messes up every word known to man kind?
CSpot 3 years ago
*giggles* Japanese people who haven't perfected their English speaking abilities do sound remarkably similar to this. This takes the obsessive need for uber-cuteness that is in Japan mixed with Peewee Herman.
Question: How in the heck did you get Ron Jeremy on GTCMS? That was a very hilarious episode; I loved it.
brokenangel49 3 years ago
Hmmm... thinking maybe I should do my next episode with subtitles! Love the cow.
MikoMacabre 3 years ago
is she like Japeness. caz i think she is talking a actecnt in Japeness.
xxxthehotgirl411xxx 3 years ago
She's supposed to be Japanese, but she's actually Korean.
PresidentBagel 3 years ago
does it matter? It's like calling a Colombian a Mexican. Same thing.
fmdof 2 years ago 2
oh now that's just ignorant.
Besides I don't think anyone can really tell.
ragglefraggle821 2 years ago
LOL!! Haha... :D nice...
TehMijit 2 years ago
i could tell...
her accent sounds really korean-y.
but you're right i'm prob one of the only people that ever would of caught that.
TKDchick4life 2 years ago
so what?
AMDmonster9390 2 years ago
i just killed all my brain cells lmao and i luv it
WaZaBi389 3 years ago
ooh...my brainz'...u'r killin' me...blah...
eXsio 3 years ago
reply to this comment if you saw another gtms vid and thought its so funny you want to start from the beginning.
and Remember, Talk to the hot dog, it can read your mind!
Fadiwartani 3 years ago
ROFL
"im to drunk to f***"
Darkmausi 3 years ago
i can't look away.....
o.0
hehe
ChrisAkACasanova 3 years ago 3
ha ha ha ha
Revilda 3 years ago
That guy is one of the best straight men ever. This is so bizarre, but HILARIOUS!
AliBarri 3 years ago
Eirinn...Davie..Ben...Other guy i forget the name of.. heelloo
xXGraceKellyXx 3 years ago
"This is a feeling of a rich and comfortable lifestyle."
Ha ha ha, love this!
Fireheart228 3 years ago 2
IKR ITS SO
HXC
zagonexd 3 years ago