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  • Fuck you, you traitorous, treasonous, Liberal bastard. And fuck that clown John Kerry. Where the fuck is he now anyway? God bless the USA & God bless the USMarine Corp. FUCK YOU!

  • Very funny! But the make jokes about this army-strong campain is way too easy. best regards from Germany to all of you: Traumschmied

  • I dont care if youre impressed or not, Or value what you think, Don't act like we do it just for you, Its done for everybody You protest at our funerals And shout God's name in vain Do you care about the anguish caused, The broken hearts, the tears, and pain? You piss upon the fallen You curse upon their graves You think you know what its like to bare the Military name? So why not look in the mirror, and see if your correct, Not just anyone can do this so Show some damn respect.
  • Sorry this isn't the USA army iv seen the real sources of it

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  • I am in the army and it is the stupidest job ever i cannot wait to get out! Its stupid and waste of time! We waste tax dollars and it needs to be down sized!!! I will give my job to a teacher who can actually help this world instead of my stupid infantry job! WE CAN FIND MICRO ORGANISMS ON MARS BUT COULDN'T FIND OSAMA? Its a scam people all a scam!! And im the idiot in it!

  • army of dumb

  • there's NO fucking threat to america... IT DOESNT EXIST, oh wait...NOT UNTIL WE FUCKING ARM THEM

  • Anyone, DUMB ENOUGH, to join the Army...SHOULD BE LET IN. END OF FUCKING STORY, WAIT A MINUTE... YOUR TRYING HAVE MORALS NOW? AREN'T YOU HIRED FUCKING KILLERS?

  • @MrWsad lol nice attempt at trolling, but it failed quite miserably

  • Pentagon's newest recruitment video.

  • The "stupid" videos were either done out of bordom, or of a military training excersize gone wrong and caught on video for future reference to avoid it. It also takes alot of talent and intelect to fly a plane and work million dollar equipment...

  • Navy!!!! :D

  • no cave a duda. estupidos de verdad jajaja es genetica

  • Any person who thinks that only stupid people join the army or any branch is very wrong. Most people can't pass the asvab. You don't pass that you don't get in. Now unless the army opens a spot . ( they do this every so often for a certain time period) People with a G.E.D can't even get in. They do stupid things to have fun , let some stress go or whatever. I would rather my husband do that then come home in a box. They are brave people who are the 1% of us brave enough to be there.

  • There's no reason to disrespect someone because of their chosen profession or what country they come from. Humanity in general is very flawed you can't say that one country is smarter than another country because were all the same. I understand that most of the world dislikes us due to our arrogance, so call us arrogant or assholes but don't call us all stupid. All this does is divide us all even more over some ridiculous video that wont change anyones opinion.

  • They are protecting each other from an enemy they were told to fight. There are many reasons to join the military one of them being that you aren't smart enough to do anything else, and so these people do what they can to support themselves and their family. Soldiers for the most part the ones in these videos don't know or care why they are fighting. They joined the military for one of any number of reasons and then they got orders.

  • John Kerry aint so merry, when he woare his Navy whites he look like a fairy, he needed money so who did he marry, the crazy broad who is really hairy, thank God he did win becuse life would be scary.

  • guys in the mud are royal marines.

  • I am a soldier and I do act like an idiot. The reason being because the morale of the soldiers around me is the most important thing in the whole U.S. Army. We accomplish our goals and we accomplish our mission but at the end of the day, we are humans. It's hard to be reminded of that if all we do is act serious each second of every day.

  • actually you stupid idiot there was more marines than army soldiers in that wow your really dumb 

  • You are a stupied Mother Fucker have you ever put your life on the line have u ever had you bestfriend siting next to you then been hit by a IED and hes gone. We are fighting for stuiped dumn ass people like so u can be a dick get some balls go through half the shit we do put your life on the line. Willing to die to keep People safe who you dont even know.

  • @Nissanredneck Who is the US military keeping save?

    And with all respect: It is awfully stupid to join the US military.

    If you'd have been smarter you'd done something else, than fighting for oil in some far away country.

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  • @AntonGudenus not sure how you keep someone save, but they do keep people safe. you'd done = you would done. If your going to call people stupid it might help if you write like you have an education.

  • @drew1677 I am sincerely sorry for my little spelling/grammar mistake, I made while writing in a language that's not my own. If you want, I can write my comment again in German, French, Latin, or Spanish.

    How many languages do you speak, to call me uneducated?

    And my question was not how, but who are they keeping save? And from what?

    Because most statistics that I have seen, suggest that the arrival of US troops is directly proportional to a steep rise in deaths (civilian and military)

  • @AntonGudenus Yes please respond in Latin. Since you are so very well educated you may wish to perfect the use of the English language before you use it.

  • @drew1677 Illic est haud quaestio. Ita es causa, respondere difficilis est.

    Si tu poseas quaestio, gaudium meum erit respondere.

    And now to my use of the english language:

    The path to perfecting the use of a foreign language, is in fact using it.

    You would of course know that, if you yourself where able to speak something besides you pitiful easy tongue.

    I seeing you not answering any of my questions, I ask again:

    WHO ARE THEY PROTECTING ? AND FROM WHAT ?

  • @AntonGudenus English is easy, but yet again you simple have no mastery of it. Nice use of all caps also. Very childish. Still waiting on those statistics you said you had.

    Nice use of all caps GRRRRRR..... You're getting angry.

    Congratulations on speaking a language that has been dead for millennia. Although your using a random University quote really does nothing to demonstrate grasp.

  • @drew1677 I never said, I have mastery of the english language. That's what you presumed. And no, the caps is not because of me getting angry, but to make my questions more "readable". (contrary to your believe, I'm enjoying this quite a bit)

    I really hope to get some answers from you.

    Random university quote? Who did I accidentally quote?

    So again I'm asking you to answer the following questions:

    Who and from what is the US military protecting?

    What languages do you speak?

  • @drew1667 And I don't need statistics to prove my point.

    A little bit of common sense is enough.

    War equals people getting killed. No war equals in less people getting killed. Easy isn't it?

    So invading random countries around the world is contra-productive, to keeping as many people alive as possible. (and for actual statistics: I assume that you are capable of searching for: "casualties Iraq war", "casualties Afghanistan war", "casualties Vietnam war" on wikipedia)

  • @drew1677 I am still waiting for your answers to my questions.......

    If you aren't answering, I have to assume that you don't have any answers. Or are you scared?

    Still looking forward to your answers.

    Yours sincerely,

    someone who just wants answers

  • every country has the right to protect them self from zionist terrorist who have caused destruction around the world

  • LOLOLOLOL

  • stupid video.

  • having fun is being stupid ? you dont have the balls to serve your country ....

  • fuck jon kerry!!!

  • J. K. just got burned.

  • Army Stupid is still more enlightened, worldly, culturally aware, and honorable than typical Left-Wing Liberal Dogma.

  • That's why we can kill hordes of people while taking minimum casualties, right?

  • yes and no really,i don't know ecactly how many casualties you have taken but i know its over one thousands and to be frank thats alot of people but because you have a lot of people in your country it doesn't really matter to you,see what i mean?

  • @PARTYINGHARDsince91 eh, 'ello, dipshit, you are the mother-fucking one to talk, I can barely understand what the fuck you are saying with your damn terrible grammar!

  • it was NOT wrong, we do that shit man. you can't tell me when deployed, if you have been, that you didn't do SOME sort of stupid bs stuff to kill time. it wasn't meant to be insulting at all.... it was hilarious!

  • @R3dOpsRabbit You my friend, deserve a free, cold beer!

  • HOOAH! MP

  • A country without patriotism and pride is like life without culture and music. You might as well be a mindless idiot in some shit bag country if you dont see the value of patriotism

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  • patriotism is just an excuse to be prejudice against anyone not from your country.

  • @barrettclark89 Patriotism is the stupidest thing ever and culture and music are also meaningless and worthless.

    Patriotism, art and feelings are stupid.

    It's all about intellect and success.

    Go suicide.

    I bet you're a stupid christian who believes in a talking dead-guy.

  • @MrWsad how is music art and feelings stupid? i understand patriotism and military being stupid because it divides people and creates hate, "intellect and success"? u must sleep thinking about money and probably never get laid u piece of shit.

  • @ramon74fuck Yes, there aren't many things more stupid than patriotism.

    But, yeah, music/art/whatever is pointless.

    I don't think about money. I have lots of sex.

    I think that during these times everyone should be dedicated to science so we can stop the worst thing possible: death.

    People need to wake up. I hate christians who protest against embryonic cell testing. That could possibly extend life. Everyone should be dedicated to molecular science/biology and when we solve basic problems then w

  • @MrWsad hmm i agree with you actually., sorry didnt see ure point clearly at first

  • @barrettclark89 or you are a part of the future and realize that we are all the same and that countries are just governing districts. Patriotism is the root of lots of bad things (like nazis for instance).

  • This really made me laugh

  • i knocked over the shitter when i was in iraq too. my friend didnt talk to me for 3 days.

  • Yep, couldn't agree more. Honour is spelt with a 'U' for a start off.

    Secondly, there's nothing more stupid than a war for a resource that is destroying the planet. Except several million people supporting it for no apparent reason than their government said so.

    And my third and final point, what good does patriotism do a country if no-one else agrees? Think carefully on that one...

  • LMFAO!!!!! That was sooo funny!!!

    But it isn't true, soldiers are smart!!!!

  • there are intelligent people in all walks of life, army included. there's no reason to get upset by this. john kerry is a moron

  • this shit is hilarious, hell the soldiers gotta have some fun, and I remember the stuff I have seen and done so for me this is funny as hell

  • ARMY STUPID!!! HOOAH

  • Good Vid but wuts with the title?

  • The Army does hold a manifesting reputation for its abysmal examples.

    On the good side, I'm going to Oklahoma May 23rd, Fort Sill!

  • Welcome to Fort Sill...lived in Lawton my whole life so I'm sorry.

  • its not the army being stupid its that this war doesnt make any sense so the soldiers are playing around in their free time. i didnt see soldiers in WWI playing freezebee .

  • were you in ww1? wow! you must be soooo old! the first commercially produced plastic frisbee was launched in 1948.

  • who eva made this i hate you thats mean they searve to kill terroest out so they should just throw you in iraq to searve

  • this video is making fun of john kerry. its mocking him.

  • I laughed pretty hard. I thought you were bashing the army for a while, but the joke is still on John Kerry

  • I love you people badmouthing the entire reason you're free to post this video.....

  • Where did u get those stats 4m? Ur ass

  • I'm proud to say that I'm part of that 1% of recruits that care! (I'd do USMC, but I'm just not up for the hellish boot camp. -no, I'm not fat, either-)

  • oh, well, it's just so sad that only 1% join because they actually care... Those who join because they have nothing to do is just sad....

  • wow i guess im in the 0 % of that i joined because if everything goes the military will be the last and i have to be a man and support my family no matter what

  • Wow, thank you for the statistical breakdown, sir. Without your clever (and let's not forget highly original) breakdown, I would have never figured out how to classify any of the people I've ACTUALLY met from the Army. Let's see... I know about 20, so 4 of them must have no life skills, less than 1 of them actually cares, a little under 2 of them are murdering scumbags...So should I round up to 2?

    You're ridiculous. Show some intelligent critical thinking skills, then I'll be impressed.

  • yeah it may be a little funny but that is a disrespect to our army and so yeah...................chreck my vids and sub k

  • Any1 who thinks this video is disrespectful is crazy I'm a us marine and I thought this vidieo was funny as hell cuz marines and solders do crap like its fun and we like f*** around the video has a good message

  • whoever made this video is stupid. I don't see him fighting for our country risking his life. Why don't you move your sorry butt out of america if you think the army is stupid. Why don't you move to china or iraq if you hate out freedom you stupid fat couch potato.

  • 14anonymous15

    your the biggest dumb ass in the world......the video is PRO-military!! It's against John Kerry! YOU DUMB FUCK. Pay attention to what you are watching!! this is the primary problem with people, is that they don't pay attention and they don't understand what they see when they see it!!

    Kill your fuckin retarded ass!!

  • hey i was wrong...i did think it was bad talkin the army, but i dont think you had the right to say all that stuff to me like that. Maybe i should of payed attention more, and i will from now on, but i dont think its right for a guy your age to talk to a teenage girl like that!!

  • dude the army is the people that give you freedom and you dishonor them like this? what an idiot. you would never go to the army you bastard

  • how are these men stupid? that's a training exercise, they are supposed to fall in the mud and get out of it.

    You try doing that with over 70 pouinds of gear on plus your rifle, then talk.

  • 31B here HOOAH!!!

  • im joining, no doubt

  • You know after being in Iraq of all places, seeing your close friends lose their life because they are protecting the loved ones and idiots like you who look down on them, yeah they need to find a way to have fun and enjoy themselves. It takes it toll on them over there, and while they are gone it takes it toll on the family they left behind. They may be "Army Stupid", but if that is what my husband has to do to keep himself sane, so he can come back a decent person, them by all means, LET THEM!

  • lmao... he's probably fucking all sorts of hos over there...

  • lol thats wrong but funny

  • Yeah, he told me your mom was really good.

  • @policy1313 the war is all about oil and greedy fat bastards that want it all period so they enlist stupid sheep that get killed because they dont train them properly THE ARMY IS PATHETIC

  • @policy1313 chill the fuck out god damn im sick of people like you saying shit like this. Im in the army and in the Infantry i find this shit hilarious. cuz we do stupid shit like this all the time. its refering to the stupid stuff we do in our down time u crazy bitch

  • lol "Stupid like no other"

  • Oh man that video gets 2 hooahs and a handgrenade. LoL

  • lo funny army stupid

  • GO HOME ,, OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL

  • Stay home... PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY

  • i love the first sign picture then the beer drink and the porty potty tip

  • army guys have to have fun in iraq they have to act stupid sometimes we all do in our own way but u dumbass people think that u pay ur taxes for them to be like robots and fight 24/7 they cant they will go insane so america is doin a fine ass job of protecting us!

  • HOOAH!

  • at 1:08 thats not the u.s army, thats british forces, look at the boat and the camo. Anyways. Go army! F.I.S.T.E.R.!!! steal on steal baby!

  • and those british soldiers were set up by the marines duringa training exercise

    on the vid you can hear the filmers laffing

  • I think of you are missing the point of this video. The guy is saying that Kerry (who shouldn't be voted as Dog Catcher) is an idiot for saying that if you don't study hard you'll end up in the military.

    Maybe you all should watch first and type later HOOAH!

  • HOOAH

  • They aren't studpid, your a stupid f*ck for making this vid. Without the U.S. Army, you and your family would be enslaved by terrorists which i think u deserve u ungrateful piece of sh*t.

  • its a joke

    like the video said, its about honor

  • yo dude - calm down - I am an Army Soldier - it's ok buddy - you took it the wrong way - unleash your fury on Kerry - lol

  • you are pathetic for making this video

  • It's not stupid to pull a joke on one another or do something for fun. I sure you all do it. Just because it is a service member doing it, you think it's the worst thing in the world. There willing to die to protect you and the USA and if you make fun of them, your just as good as John Kerry.

  • didnt he get 3 purple hearts, at least most soldiers know when bullets are comming your way you get the fuck down

  • Kerry is obviously more stupid than the ones hes calling stupid. Would it just be a coincidence that our stupid military is the strongest in the world? I would love to see him in some trenches while bullets fly by him and see who he calls stupid. I would love to see him fly a jet at 900+ miles per hour and track down another plane. I would love to see him in the Marine Corps trying to make up some tactics or develope new equipment. But no, hes guna sit down and make fun of those who served..sad

  • but he did serve...

    so what are you saying, that you wish you were there to see him when he did do all of those things?

  • im saying he must be an idiot because in essence than he would be calling himself stupid 1st of all and second of all hes just disgracing himself by putting down the strongest military in the world. if he where in another country and said that he wouldve been executed no doubt

  • our soldiers are not stupid....or highschool drop outs...thats just what you say they are because you don't have the courage to do anything that they do..you just sit there and wonder what to complain about next

  • Sadly some of them are hugh school drop outs. My ex is only in the Army b/c he couldn't get his GED and was too lazy to do the work himself to get it so he enlisted and got his recruiter to do it for him... and he's now been an e4 for the past 7 years.

    Yes, I know not all military personnel are like that (I have friens in the USAF the USArmy and the Navy) but some of them do give the rest of them a bad name.

  • NO they are not stupid

  • Ok, so some of the guys like to pull pranks on eachother and make stupid jokes. Does that mean that they're stupid?

  • at 1:55 that guy thay are holding is freken beast...and like sgtaton said most of them are marines

  • wtf was that...

  • The sad thing is almost all of the cool clips were of Marines.

  • Some of those clips were of European troops not American. Plus nobody likes John Kerry.

  • Hey now! I was a college drop out! LoL

  • US ARMY!!...aka..."bunch of high school dropouts"!!!

  • our soldiers are not stupid....or highschool drop outs...thats just what you say they are because you don't have the courage to do anything that they do..you just sit there and wonder what to complain about next

  • lol you throw your men in a worthless battle and you expect them just to sit down and shut up? i know if i was in Iraq i'll have some fun 'cause maybe tommorow... i don't know... i'll DIE?! i'm not from U.S. but have some respect for the soldiers 'cause they didn't wanted a war

  • Well reasoned.

  • whoot go army. I love those boys and girls... and all of the service men just because one man says that one group is "stupid" then he has no idea what he is talking about.

  • Kerry got stuck in Vietnam, if I remember correctly anyway. What do I know, I dropped out of college and enlisted in the USMC. I'm sure I probably fit the bill that the senator was talking about...

  • i like to call it "ARMY GAY". good job dude, you don't see former Marines or Navy being eye sore to the nation!!!

  • The Navy has a few videos floating around. How are they an eye sore? They found ways to entertain themselves. Theres nothing wrong with that. They're still doing a good job.

  • Hey I choosing to join the US Army he doesn't shit

  • Thanks for putting the joke video the RMC made for fun on here.(boat landing in mud)

  • weak argument :( long live the army

  • yep you do have a weak argument :(

    if you dont like the army you should join them so you can protect the freedom that you have

  • LOL X 10

  • -- an ignorant, liar

  • your a stupid idiot....if it werent for the U.S military ya ass would be pounded by hitler like squad leader 09 said.....this shit aint funny at all!!!fuck ya life twice idiot!!hoooahhh

  • And if it wasn't for us, so would you.

    We held them off long enough for you to make up your mind.

  • I served in the U.S.Army for 8 years. I deployed to Baghdad at Camp Victory with "Americas First Team" aka 1st CAV Division. To say we are stuck there from stupidity is ignorance. I met hundreds of locals that loved us to death because we removed Sadaam and his horrible sons from power. I spent 387 days inside Baghdad and made many friends. Sometimes it gets real boring and thats when you see soldiers doing strange and sometimes stupid things to maintain their sanity.

  • I agree. even soldiers would need a brake, so they have some fun. And anyone who thinks this video is disrespectfull to the military, your wrong its the exact opposite. By the way thanks for serving our country Jerrod, respect.

  • the us military is sometimes dumb in a reckless way but if they did any of this they would all get shot

  • Fuck Kerry, the self admitted baby killer and friend of the NVA.

  • The Vice President and pals are making billions from this war. Bush is stupid. We are stuck in Iraq due to stupidity.

  • You call us stupid, but yet if it wasn't for the USA hitler would be pounding your butthole. So go ahead make fun of the US army but rember what they have done and what the Us has done. And in a year in a half I will be army strong.

  • Let me know when Bush's daughters go to war. Let me know how many billions of dollars private contractors are ripping us off for. And finally, if you get injured, expect Bush and the Republican party to limit your benefits. I remember Viet Nam -- I hope you will learn from Iraq.

  • Hey man i hate bush to he is a dum fuck. And I don't care how many billions of dollars were spent not my porbelm. And if get injured i wouldn't care, really i hope i die. And we are learning from iraq, we are learning how to get free oil.

  • Just saw this on T.V

  • haha, i was almost offended... almost. when i was in BCT and AIT, we did some stupid stuff (i still have a vid of PVT Brewer where we took a kevlar and dropped it a decent height right on his head, haha) the thing is, we were serious 90% of the time and we needed something to relax and a good way for brothers and comrades to relax is to laugh at each other and cause pain :smile: cause without it, we would be as riled up and ate up as a drill sergeant :)

  • LOL That was hilarios!!!

  • With all do respect, the word "Hua" started in the US Army and it meant "Heard, Understood, and Acknowledged" but the Army uses it a bit too extensive, by extensive I mean after every god damn thing said to them

  • This video is the shit I especialy like the Porta-Ram they did, and the IBA Drop-kick. Good shit! HOOAH

  • Ow dude come on there in iraq im pretty sure when they have lots of down time the screw around its not stupid its what you do when your bored and there 200 dude around you

  • Where is the music from???

  • I could be wrong, but I don't think the maker of this video meant to offend...

    I'm a U.S. Soldier myself, and we do some dumb things just for fun :P

  • What does hooah mean? and Kudos to this video especially the ending...

  • HOOAH, means anything except no. We use it to agree, say I dont get it, thats fuckin awesome, so on and so forth. Just not no, if the answer's no we just say no. For everything else...

    ... there's HOOAH!

  • this vid fuckin' rules. it proves we in the us armed forces are indeed human. only human beings can be that stupid and still have fun. go us! mess with us and we'll fuck you up! HOOAH!!

  • Im in the Army and this shit is funny not offensive

  • John Kerry and this video can just suck my dick.

  • shit, they cant have the honor of sucking my dick, they can lick my asshole though.

  • True, true.

  • I guess that sums it up... Kerry go home and kill yourself.....

  • thats a sweet video and john kerrys a fag also when your getting shot at all day and your friends are dying whyw not have a little stupid fun here and there

  • I think this is actually pretty funny. my ex is in the army and my current boyfriend is a marine so im not ignorant. just laugh about it guys.

  • screw you john kerry! my boyfriend is in the army & i'd like to see you do his job! I know you arent that smart! hooah!

  • yeah the military is stupid. is this pro or against kerry?

  • fuck john kerry! Lets see how his long face does in Iraq LITTLE FAG,so much disrespect for our soldiers,can't stand it