Portal "Still Alive" at the Wedding Ceremony

[Jaden1291]

That companion cube didn't make it to the wedding.

[Jaden1291]

Why won't GLaDOS eat the cake while I'm watching this?

[SuperAgenteZ]

the wedding cake is a lie

[narutoslady123]

I WANT THIS AT MY WEDDING! im gonna have a video-game themed wedding :3

[Ownography]

@narutoslady123 you're not trust me

[jordan3802]

what's portal?

[Jaden1291]

@jordan3802 Portal? You meant the game? It's a game where you shoot portals to pass tests.

[TheDrPollux]

not morbid, great

[Jaden1291]

@TheDrPollux How did you know? Why not morbid?

[TheDrPollux]

@Jaden1291 Je dirais que c'est mélancolique. Triste mais plein d'espoir :D (lol u gotta learn french now)

[GR33NTHUNDAH]

At least its not at a funeral.

[thepivotfan776]

Now you're marrying with Portals.

[kckinsmcg]

Well, I know what I'm playing at mine.

...People won't know it's Want You GONE, right?

[Ex0du52169]

@kckinsmcg

Naa, that's what you play for divorce ;P

[stefmixo]

@Ex0du52169 No, the divorce song is "Want you gone".

[Jaden1291]

@stefmixo That's the Portal 2 credits theme.

[stefmixo]

@Jaden1291 That's exactly why I mentioned it.

[PivotEasy]

Gohan:NERD!

Piccolo:•Sniffs• Good Job!

[coderlyoko1]

omg?

[SuperGamerWarz]

Are the guitars the portal guns

[oOSukiiHanaOo]

I think they picked "Still Alive" because "Now I only Want You Gone" would've made it awkward...

[SubWaySpiderman]

@oOSukiiHanaOo That for after 20 years of marriage

[moogpunk]

hahahahahahahahahHA

[Loksan777]

i wanna see the husband with Gordon freeman costume and the wife with Chell's costume

[TF2Gmod]

I can only imagine the couple.

[Sharnock21]

"Why dont you just marry that thing since you love it so much?" hehehe

[spillz09]

I'm totally gonna do this on my wedding!

[thelinkinparkfan504]

I'm gonna have still alive played at my funeral.

[The12YearOldEinstein]

@quintincashman ha polymer failed at playing that

[quintincashman]

the wedding cake is a.... LIE!

[BadeAndenB]

Two nerds getting married? xD

[Becca11389]

O_O this will be playing at my wedding... best idea EVER!

[Bioniclemaster1998]

Speaking of video game themes, I'll have the peeps running my funeral play the Halo Theme...

[Bazilisk91]

after that, one went apeshit crazy and yelld : "i guess now you may wanna marry her WELL I WONT LET YOU!!!"

[SonyFoLife]

i'm gunna have them play this at my funeral XP

[greenbastard50]

wow this song is so overplayed but at a wedding? how faggy that bitch is retarded

[MrCommentcritic]

@greenbastard50 wow comments like these are so overtyped but on a wedding video? how faggy you're a bitch and retarded.

[HackersOfComputers]

everyone that loves portal should check the REAL DEAL! yes, the owner of Valve (i think) made one for his WIFE! im dead serius!

[hanhula78]

It would have been funnier if everyone had sung along.

[marcoooootje1]

Damn wind!

But a great idea :)

[bittycole56]

best..... wedding.....evarr.

[Chikun382]

Some one kill me so I can spawn as charger and get the achievement "Wedding Crasher!" >:)

[54AgeOfRogue54]

did chell get marrird :o i would choose GlAdOs and not jsut because she can make cake......well thats a good thing to

[GothSeiDank]

Who was married there? Dr. Freeman and Alex? Nerds.. :D

[caffeine1]

You are my hero!

[v1c4r10u5]

I hope to have a husband this awesome in the future.

[BlazeSMW]

How homicidal robots can bring people together...

[MzWhite]

I think they were trying to warn the groom.

[genxor]

hey cool i know when i make one of the biggest decisions of my life i will include a song from a mediocre video game so i can look back at it and tell my grandchildren about how one portal was blue and the other was orange

[skarredspartan]

@genxor NOT MEDIOCRE! AH! LIES!!!

[TheJedimanman123]

:D  WOW I AM GONNA TRY THIS AT MY WEDDING

[jemsuper]

found on stem portal page :), congratulations

[Sh0ckth3r4pygames]

Thank you for participating in this aperture science computer aided wedding ceremony.

[TheTailor25]

Do you want to marry it ? BUT I WONT LET YOU ! How does that feels ?

[ThisTroper1]

this was a triumph

TRIUMPH?

THAT. WAS. AWESOME!

[EchoBoomer1987]

Just make sure your wife's morality core is up to date.

[Cams1197]

10 people didnt ate cake

[atvrider7]

perfect song!! I would imagine this is what the developers would play at their own weddings.

[0xFFender]

LOL! WIN!

[k1ngTony]

kinda tooo slow Oo

[daplayer]

If they all played portal!

[eddiemcrich]

This is chells wedding. Shes marrying the morality core!

[Tallest9]

@eddiemcrich WELL I DIDNT LET HER

[Babelfish112]

@eddiemcrich lolololol good call!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JasperDx17]

Next time do it at one of your funerals

"I May have died but I'm, Still alive :D"

[eimantasasr]

happy husband after wedding is a lie

[zezu09]

Everyone is like

THIS ISNT WHAT I PAID YOU TOO DO

[nonoobs369]

chell marrying gordon freeman GLaDOS wat r u doing here oh i get it

[harryploper1]

The cake is a spy! and the ring is a lie!?

[LikeAVideo]

the ring is a lie :O

[redKELLYMHRCH]

i bet the brides name is GLaDOS

[WillyWonkaFans]

@redKELLYMHRCH

Gordan Freeman is the husband. x3

[ElPINGAS9000]

@redKELLYMHRCH AND PAIRED WITH GORDAN FREEMAN......UH...*tactical paradox, incoming*

[TheNintend0Br0thers]

I want this at my Wedding..

[JunkHornet]

Still alive at a WEDDING. That is the power of this song.

[DragonsShallRise]

You may kiss the Cube!

[Joel5656]

i want this song to played in my funeral

[addeson]

@Joel5656 Now That would be epic.

"when your dead im still alive" xD

[donconco]

All guitars remain perfectly operational at 4000°C.

[onurguzel]

@donconco Not Celcius, Kelvin.

[dudeboc5]

Now play this at a funeral, :P

[ElInventor]

Then the song is "Not alive". xD

[StopTheMoti0n]

thy generic pastry is false.

[TyltyI]

There wasn't any cake. The cake is a lie.

[TheAnimefan112]

the wedding cake is a lie.

[SpeeBeta1]

"If you like that thing so much, then why don't you just marry it... WELL I WONT LET YOU" -GLaDOS

[onurguzel]

@SpeeBeta1 That's EPIC!

[Poodleinacan]

It seems there a bit messed up...

[Nintendoaxman]

I love this song :) I can play it on the piano.

[blazingsonic]

Do you want to marry her? WELL I WON'T LET YOU!! How does that feel?

[jffry1996]

the wedding cake is a lie!

[justus954]

Priest:Now you must burn the companion cube to proceed. Wife:NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! xD

[gelbot]

You are my heroes :) Just beautiful.

[kenedy65]

So you married. But was it worth it? XD

[TheGamerDon]

Welcome to the Apeture Science sponsored wedding of two of our scientists. If you sit through the whole thing, there will be cake.

[fruitblood]

Epic. O_O

[ShadowrealHedgehog]

i think still alive goes great with a wedding cuz the bride and groo are "still alive" and it would go well with their 50th anniversery as well.

[Computergeew]

I knew the cake wasnt a lie. Neither the cube. I think the whole game portal was a lie. They said the cake and cube was a lie, when actually itself was a lie. So whats the point of the game portal when its a lie? Its just puzzles. Or maybe portal is actually trying to say is "Puzzles are a lie. Use RL hax to use a portal gun."

[SpeeBeta1]

this gun is now more valuable than the combined incomes and organs of (subject wedding party here)

[cclementi6]

did anyone realize where the song was from??

[CssHDmonster]

no1 knows..... its a mystery in it self... its impossible to know

[JasperTheDoxie]

@CssHDmonster

You're kidding?

[wiz101rox1]

the wedding cake is not a lie! :D

[holyhandgrenade999]

I hope you remembered to put rhubarb in the cake.

[nutsocharles]

Ha! I was just best man for a Portal themed wedding. We played Still Alive twice. The cake had Companion Cubes on top instead of Bride & Groom. As far as I know, though, they are still alive, no furnace this time. And I did have some cake, so that wasn't a lie. Funny that it seems to be a new wedding theme.

[IJustWatchEm71]

What, no spheres for decor? That would have been a riot, too!

[TheVideoAnalyst]

I would rather have this playing at my funeral than my wedding.

[StitchLover1995]

i totally want this to be played at my wedding XD how epic!

[4znPpl]

Was the wedding cake a lie? :3 Or was it a pie? Did it get eaten by the spy? Did it fall out of the sky?

[SupernaturallyBAMed2]

That asian guy looks like the moron from 1up. Richard Li. You know that prick who knows nothing about games or Devil May Cry?

[venichen1]

coz he is richard li

[SupernaturallyBAMed2]

aaa. I thought I smelled old chow mein and cheap Head and Shoulders. That along with his chronic stupidity, it has to be the one and only Richard li, resident gaming idiot who isn't even equivalent to the Irate Gamer in terms of video game knowledge.

[dethspink]

if I had enough friends that played Portal, I would totally have this during my wedding... sooo hardcore.

[captinkeys1]

im going to make a cake for someone saying aperture science on it

[FlippyCatProductions]

make the portal cake :D

[1GZFE]

was cake served and did it have fish shape garnishes such as:

Fish shaped crackers.

Fish shaped candies.

Fish shaped solid waste.

Fish shaped dirt.

Fish shaped ethyl benzene.

Pull and peel licorice.

Fish shaped organic compounrs and sediment shaped sediment.

Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish.

[phillipjfry6]

and make sure to put lots of rhubarb in there, too.

[abcabcabc5000]

ethyl benzene?! Solid Waste?! And Dirt?! OMG~ I am not going to eat it.

[HiramTheSith]

cool

[DinokillerSithlord]

awsome!!!!!!

[InsecureLemon]

Did anybody recognize it?! XDD

[TagaSeguchi]

I bow before your greatness!

[Neropoo]

They dont get sh---- thats fu----ing funny 5/5

[K9rosie]

I thought I was marrying the Moralty Core.

[weinerschnitzelboy]

no not the mortality core. marry the companion cube

[jmeisbre]

Well Done! Absolutely Hilarious!

[tommyv2468]

i bet more than half those people have no idea what still alive is

[ScorpionLuigi]

roflcopters looks like the guitarists completed portal the day after the wedding

[SuperRIDDE5]

THEY GOT NO FUCKING IDEA!!! LOL

[36jemm]

ummm some people are laughing cuzz they know portal?? 0.o

[Requiemzor]

Mum: Nice Cake

Son (If have): It's from Aperture

LOL

[MuzzlyMuz]

LOLOLOL!

[crazykijker2233]

mom: what does that lovely wedding cake contain?

the couple: FisH ShaPed SoliD WAsTe, FiSH SHaped CaNDY, Fish ShaPED DIrt

mom: eer... nevermind

[bluewetball]

lmao!

[OdinGilgamesh]

hahahaha nice!!!!

[liliumgawain]

.....That wins my internet.

[devopuzzlepro]

I bet at least someone in the audience is thinking "WHAT THE HECK?"

[mammasboyee]

exactly one nerd cousin is thinking wtf? XD

[vladimircezar]

NIce!!!

[pr014m3r]

I like it!

[omfiguh114]

all aboard the FAILBOAT

lol still funny

[tsubassist]

EPIC WIN!!!

[lovelessice]

You win

[omygodsword]

wait a second.. you said in the description "preformed by my friends/coworkers"... could it be... a survivor of aperture science?????????!!!!!!!!??!!?!­?!!one/! lol jk jk

but was it u getting married?

[fortheloveofLDS]

Hahaa~

That's epic.

[guky667]

So GLaDOS died becouse some bitch burnt the Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does ?!?

[Airoton]

and a couple of Other Things We Don't Know What It Could Do To Us If We Keep Using Capital Letters For Every Single Word...

[T3XComet]

The whole segment was a noun, and in the game it is spelled like that...

[Airoton]

Just checked that. Sry :)

[blazingsonic]

@guky667 Good news I just remember what that thing she just incenerated did....

[GLaDOS123]

i heard on some fan forums that in portal 2, there is a AI named HaL

[UltimateDoomsdayGame]

I wonder if GLaDOS is getting married to HAL or Auto (From Wall-E)?

[T3XComet]

GLaDOS married the Super Intendant and there offspring was the AI from Golden Eye.

[Pawlerski]

Those ppl there didn't even know what song was that :S

[TroopahFTW]

Wedding cake is a lie.

[s2yourass]

True that.

[Eigeroo]

O: !!!

[blackandbluestar]

Dammit! You stole my idea! XD

[McAmoX]

flawless victory

[Crushilista]

They must get married.. it's for the good of all of us, even the dead!

[hitster]

"There kids"

"You Must know their Phone!"

besides that you get +9001 points

[elvenkratos]

EPIC WIN

[jacobisag]

i bet everyone was thinking "oh what a beautiful song" lol