Kill the Atheists (Satire)

[DjetGlea]

They are succeding without tax-exempt status. -- thats a real knee slapper.

[DjetGlea]

This is an awsome video, I found it really funny.

[MrMacnova]

Can you tell its a gay troll :) lol

[KarbineKyle]

It's ALWAYS "SATAN!" Let's just blame "SATAN!" Even though your "God" created "Satan", Let's make "Satan" the one to blame for everything! I hear it all the time, especially from my grandparents! It's the "Devil" or "Demons"! When will people who say ridiculous horseshit like this someday finally be put in an asylum, or just be exiled for being insane? Just like "God", "Satan" is also an emotion, but the "bad" emotion. You need "Jesus"! Heal this man with "Jesus"! I'm so glad I'm an atheist!

[MrMeineNamen]

i like how all the athiest removed my comment because they didnt like what i had to say... thanks for proving my point...

[CaptainNemoful1]

@BraindeadFred91 >as John Wayne would put it, "Your the rotten vermin son of a bitch you really are."

[CaptainNemoful1]

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[NancyPelosi96]

Atheism is disgusting, we must send them to Limbo

[GaithSh]

WHY LIKE THIS !!!!!!1

[MrMeineNamen]

its ironic because atheiests are ignorant as crap

[NnintendoGamer4911]

@MrMeineNamen And if you say it three times and click your heels together, maybe it will come true :)

[VyckRo]

Atheist are evil!

[qwijibo1]

@VyckRo Just one Athiest? Or did you mean Athiests? It's well known that Athiests have murdered those who don't follow their beliefs throughout the ages. Oh wait, that would be religious folk! Athiests just get on with life without damning idiots to a fiery afterlife.

[spursfan112]

At least my life isnt based on a massive lie.

[Netwriter]

@spursfan112 So I take it that you didn't fall for that bronze age superstition of judaism/christianity, or the iron age superstition of islam. Good for you.

[spursfan112]

@Netwriter I just hate seeing people kill and fight over religion, its just sad

[Netwriter]

@spursfan112 The religions of the abrahamic god are covered in blood and the killing and dogmatism they spawn continues to this day.

[spursfan112]

@Netwriter You want innocent people dead, for beleiving what they beleive?



[Netwriter]

@spursfan112 No, I want people to believe in reality, not superstitions invented by ancient goat herders. The first step is to point out the falsity of what they believe. Religions die out or fade into obscurity and new ones pop up. History records the list of gods and religions that were once fervently believed only to be abandoned for something else. Education is the key to putting intolerant superstitions in mankind's rear view mirror.

[CaptainNemoful1]

@Netwriter I agree with your statement here.

[MrMeineNamen]

@spursfan112 but you still look ignorant

[RaptureD87]

I hate those damn atheist. Worshiping a devil that the god they don't believe in created. Satanic to the core I tell ya.

[uiuiuiseraph]

This is stupid garbage.

[superhotman123451]

im with you

[ProofPleez]

Netwriter FTW!

[hereHehereHE]

IF THERE IS NO GOD THEN WE ARE ANIMALS> ANIMALS HAVE NO MORALS ALL THEY THINK ABOUT IT EAT. SO IF WE ARE ANIMALS IM NOT GOING TO LISTEN TO MY MORALS IM GOING TO ACT LIKE AN ANIMAL> AND I WILL KILL EVERY SINGLE ATHEIST IN FRONT OF THEIR MOTHER> IM BIGGER IM STRONGER AND IM AT THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN> SO IF WE ARE MONKEYS YOU BETTER START RUNNING FUCKIN PUSSYS

[mikedamat]

@hereHehereHE A neo-nazi is pulling the moral argument for God? Oh sweet irony.

[hereHehereHE]

@mikedamat in the bible it says if a human life is taken that the life that took that human's life weather it's an animal or human that the life that took the life will die from human hands. In Gensis. also in the Jewish bible, oh sweet ignorance

[STATICnightmarex69]

fake religious fucks. if you were truly as religious as you claim, wouldn't you waste time trying to convert us rather than kill us? thats not very holy.

[hereHehereHE]

@STATICnightmarex69 IF THERE IS NO GOD THEN WE ARE ANIMALS> ANIMALS HAVE NO MORALS ALL THEY THINK ABOUT IT EAT. SO IF WE ARE ANIMALS IM NOT GOING TO LISTEN TO MY MORALS IM GOING TO ACT LIKE AN ANIMAL> AND I WILL KILL EVERY SINGLE ATHEIST IN FRONT OF THEIR MOTHER> IM BIGGER IM STRONGER AND IM AT THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN> SO IF WE ARE MONKEYS YOU BETTER START RUNNING FUCKIN PUSSYS

[STATICnightmarex69]

@hereHehereHE you sir, are very thick-headed.

[hereHehereHE]

@STATICnightmarex69 aniamals are thick headed. how can you say an animal is evil? in the jungles smaller animals get eaten. if we are animals why would i kill who is smaller or weaker? im an animal why would i listen to god or my morals? why do humans have morals? apes dont! why do we? so next time you or anyone starts talking about apes ima act like one

[STATICnightmarex69]

@hereHehereHE umm i don't know, maybe because we're and evolved species and have the ability to really think? we ARE animals, we're just better than every other one. or at lease we think we are. morals are cultural. all we need is a basic set of laws such as don't kill, don't steal, etc. religion is a man-made illusion. animals are smarter than some people there.

[hereHehereHE]

@STATICnightmarex69 hiena siblngs kill each other to be leader of the family. then eat there brother or sister alive. male gorilla's fight to get rights to be the breeding leader just like rams, iguanas, turkeys, etc. if the world declares were animals i'm going to steal your money, food and girlfriend if you gay nerds even have one. animals have no morals. eat or be eaten. you better hope there is a GOD cause if there isn't your fucked :)

[Imhornydadcomeinside]

@hereHehereHE Yet you see how you FUCKING DUMB SATANIC CHRISTIANS kill eachother, there are numbers of evil christians in jail. EVIL!!!!!1111one

[hereHehereHE]

@Imhornydadcomeinside key word "IF" learn english pussy boy

[Imhornydadcomeinside]

@hereHehereHE Typical respons from a retarded american evil satanic christian, with no education. xD

[hereHehereHE]

@Imhornydadcomeinside learn to read "HORNY DAD" lol i have no education? id slit your throat in front of your mother. go home and jack off

[Imhornydadcomeinside]

@hereHehereHE Well look at your name, is that retardness supposed to be a name? Lol, yeah and you go eat a pizza in a trailertrash with your inbred mother american. HERHERherwhat? Don't forget to put on your "AH LUV 'MERICA" t-shirt, you know the only t-shirt you have. And take your pills, kill somebody, end up in jail because that is the american christian way!

(Lol :D)

[hereHehereHE]

@Imhornydadcomeinside im horny dad come inside. pervert child molestor go jack off thats your athiest way

[Imhornydadcomeinside]

@hereHehereHE Chukd molesting? Ever heard of the perverts in the catholic church? Lol religious FAILURE!

[hereHehereHE]

@Imhornydadcomeinside horny dad go jack off you never get pussy. atheist id slit your throat in front of your mother

[Imhornydadcomeinside]

@hereHehereHE And your comment sums up religious satanic morality! :D 

[hereHehereHE]

@Imhornydadcomeinside key word if learn English pussy boy

[Imhornydadcomeinside]

@hereHehereHE Your english must be bad satanic immoral christian, because you keep repeating the same words over and over again!

[STATICnightmarex69]

@hereHehereHE your a fucking queer and a fucking loser, why do you continue to try to argue with me when i clearly ignored your last two messages. yeah, don't even reply now

[hereHehereHE]

@STATICnightmarex69 static nightmare 69 vampire gothic insecure fag boy

[STATICnightmarex69]

@hereHehereHE k

[hereHehereHE]

@STATICnightmarex69 key word :"IF" learn to read dipshit

[hereHehereHE]

@STATICnightmarex69 hiena siblngs kill each other to be leader of the family. then eat there brother or sister alive. male gorilla's fight to get rights to be the breeding leader just like rams, iguanas, turkeys, etc. if the world declares were animals i'm going to steal your money, food and girlfriend if you gay nerds even have one. animals have no morals. eat or be eaten. you better hope there is a GOD cause if there isn't your fucked :)

[lairus4559]

@hereHehereHE ... wow what a christian XD. we are animals dumbshit we are just, like a housecat or a dog, domesticated. you dont see animals killing within their own pack unless an animal in the pack has done something the others did not like

[hereHehereHE]

@lairus4559 hiena siblngs kill each other to be leader of the family. then eat there brother or sister alive. male gorilla's fight to get rights to be the breeding leader just like rams, iguanas, turkeys, etc. if the world declares were animals i'm going to steal your money, food and girlfriend if you gay nerds even have one. animals have no morals. eat or be eaten. you better hope there is a GOD cause if there isn't your fucked :)

[1tabligh]

@hereHehereHE Then how can the atheists delude themselve and believe that hydrogen and oxygen, electrons and protons, should first produce themselves, then be the source for all other beings, and finally decree the laws that regulate themselves and the rest of the material world?

[Imhornydadcomeinside]

@hereHehereHE And you have no ecucation, like a terue evil satanic christian lol.

[wickedenchanter]

Reverend Dr. Netwriter:

How clever of you to deduce that, as an atheist, I use a bible in private to tell me how to live. But I only use it to tell me what foods to avoid and how I should treat my slaves.

[Neromanser]

Hmm Atheists sounds pretty nice

[ThisHaloFan]

This is hilarious. XD

[turningundead]

plz tell me that this guy is jokeing LOL

[williammoller9]

Yaaaay !!!

[Personified82]

i believe that Sweep from rainbow is God, Sooty is kinda like jesus.....

[cagsforme]

LAMO ! Your brilliant ! Thanks for all the laughs !

[SkyDoginthetube]

Amen brother!

We will teach those evil athiests the error of their ways the way we use to! With the lords firery justice!

Don't forget, God loves you. So do as you're told or he'll fucking kill you!

[brynjar77]

yeah im a Atheists I believe Satan.

[hairyreasoner]

Is this truly satire? Or is it lifted from any number of rants from the pulpit we can hear any given Sunday?

5 stars

[brianjsnead]

awesome video!

[Brianswers]

Here here! lol.

I have a nitpick aout the quote at the end though. The dark ages affected only europe, not 'the world' :p

[Vierotchka]

But, at that time, Europe WAS the whole world, didn't you know? ;)

[saleall]

wow. what is this. lol. godless atheists.

go a head and through away your phone and unplug your tv and through it and everything you've got away, and let's see if your god really can help you then ;)

[kberka]

Welcome aboard! You are now a member of the fastest growing non-faith based religion ever created by human kind. New Atheism. Enjoy it! You are not alone.

The US Supreme Court has ruled that Atheism must be considered a Religion in order to come under court authority for first amendment protection by the first amendment law. Therefore, presto, Atheism is religion. Even though it is non-faith based religion, it still gets to be religion. The court is the final arbiter. Cheers!!

[Cerdocabeza]

Amen !

[DooMDrat]

3:10 "Put them to the cleansing fire of Justin", huh? I wish I looked good enough to be on fire!

Or maybe he's really Zeus, and merely looking at his true form will set mortals on lightning-ignited fire!

[atheistnarutofan]

the funny thing is, some people will use this as an argument.

[ILYIAB]

You forgot Prof.

It should read "Rev. Prof. Dr." and you could add... "I'm not 8 years old anymore ma"

;-)

[thegalwegian]

Great vid, satire is the best!

[hoodmilk]

LMAO. Classic.

[ThinkingBetter]

Yes, Atheists are some over-educated intelligent idiots who want to use common sense and reason when we perfectly know that God will let people go to hell for such things incl. not believing that our human race started with Adam made out of sand and Eve out of a rib. And how can Atheists be so dum to think that Noah didn't save all insects and wild animals?

Idiots...I hope they will realize that science is nothing more than imaginary theories and my PC is made by God hahaha

Gosh...

[alianchild]

I do believe I just about pee'd myself laughing.

[jorsher123]

haha very funny

[ndoki9]

Damn those ungodly Atheists and their reason and sanity... they are truly Satan's slaves..

Jesus loves & God bless

[AncientLie]

Man.....the way you put it, from a theist's POV looking at us, just makes everything even more ridiculous than ever!

Very well done.

[vince38curious2]

That was great LOVED IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaha­hahahaha cough splutter choking I am laughing to hard LOL

[TheMadPole]

HAHAHA... they are succeeding without tax-exempt status. Classic. Nice video Netwriter.

[bearpaw72]

I wonder why I am the only atheist in the world who believes in an afterlife.

[adirm18]

since its illogical to believe in an after life

[xxxFaustusxxx]

Not necessarily - some people have logical reasons for believing in an afterlife, such as NDE's.

Although I think NDE's can be rationally attributed to just the brain, for someone who's experienced one, it could be a logical reason for them to believe in the after life.

[adirm18]

from a logical POV

if there is an after life what happens when you die?

do u go to a magical place?

no since that is false, sadly when you die you go to the grave

i truly wish there was an after life but thats not going to make it real

[dwoclan]

Yea I am athirst and I wish there was an after life or a place like your dreams where you are basicly god lol.

[zgbrotherhood]

wtf is a athirst

[DooMDrat]

Athirst: Someone who never gets thirsty. He's some sort of sea-based reptiloid amphibian thing!

[Netwriter]

@bearpaw72 You aren't the only one I bet.

[JoplinFreethinkers]

wonderful. Great satire.

[xSilverPhinx]

And we also don't have a book from which to splurt out quotes when we don't know what we're talking about.

[xXChAdEnGoEsRaWrXx]

Oooooookkkkkkkkaaaaaayyyyyyyy then. Kill me suckers. Won't bother me. "Thou shall not kill" is one of the ten commandments. ;)

[DooMDrat]

Yeah, but so long as you believe you're doing it in the name of Jebus, it's not a sin! You can be extra sure if you hear a voice in your head claiming to be god and telling you to do it.

[mikeyman211]

Reason ∩ Religion

[mikeyman211]

Going to great lengths to avoid Poe's Law, I see.

[rednecktrucker1969]

Burn 'em all!!!

lol

[NonStampCollector]

Another excellent rant.

[quisqueyatv]

and we make "satanic" videos like crazy, and they call it rational!

lol

good vid!

[OnTheFritz602]

Excellent job!

[mike28]

that's a real kick in the teeth

[Ansonidak]

The banner at the bottom is a nice touch!

[EXILEIS]

lol nice

[Largo64]

Sat tire? Is that a tire that just sat on a dead car in the yard and done went flat? Whut's a tire, even a flat one, got to do with them godless aytheusts? Come to think on it, I don't rekellect ever seein' no aytheust whut wasn't godless. I think its a re qwiremunt.

Ah jest luv that himm, "Onward Christian Soljers." It's so inspirin'. Makes me want ter go out and burn me some hairy ticks!

[psykkodukk]

... without packages, boxes, or bags!

[BoneySkylord]

I love the way you repeatedly make it clear that this is a satire!

Possibly a few atheists might think it is genuine. But it is far mor frightening and far more likely that some Christians will believe it is a genuine call to arms.

[twothlesswonder]

I wonder if any theists ever think about the lack of those who believe god exists but is not worthy of worship? Doesn't that bother them?

And creationists, do they ever wonder about the lack of non-religious scientists who think the Earth is only 6K years old?

Weird stuff this religion thing is....

[tsalexey544]

Great video!!!

[iconocrat]

Good stuff! But if this was an actual christian video it would have been titled "Kill the Athiests". That seems to be a common mistake among those dimwits.

Okay, that's not fair, not all christians are dimwitted, but those who would make this type of video certainly are.

[no1saphead]

Do you think any devout christians threw away their computers yet ?

[pamor25]

You copied this script right off of godtube didn ya lol.

[Katalyzt]

Nicely done ★★★★★

Katalyzt

[Feredir28]

Atheism FTFW

Welcom back Netwriter.

[limpnail]

Good to have you back.

[Inmylifealive]

now for real.

Nice seeing some activity again, great video! :P

[Shinitkun]

Evilution? lol

[deauvillimus]

The indication "This is a satire" was completely superfluous. Other than that it is a great video! I'm loving it! :-)

[Netwriter]

Sorry for the "This is a satire" ticker, but when I put this video up before it was flagged, taken down by Youtube and I received a strike against my account. I did not want there to be any question, as some folks just don't comprehend satire.

[new8745fan]

Are some really that stupid?

[MedievalWerewolf]

Pretty fucking sad how obvious you had to make it to people. Everyone wants things spelled out explicitly for them nowadays, they don't want to do any real thinking.

[deauvillimus]

I understand! :-)

[Inmylifealive]

is this a satire? :P

[ndyt]

Great vid! Reminds me of SoldierInGodsArmy and my new fav saying:

You Christians may not be burning people at the stake any more but you are keeping the fire burning and if you have your way you will be burning people again.

[AncientAtheist]

I love theists*

*satire

LOL!!

[mrbobmanbob]

Allow me to be the

second

to agree: epic video, hilarious satire.

[KaelHunter]

I love the "This is a Satire" scroll across the bottom. =D

If you've read the bible you'll see Satan isn't soo bad he's only killed like 10 people.

God committed a global genocide and got ol' Mo' to burn cities to the ground and put all the men and children to the sword.

If I wasn't a Atheist I reckon ol' Lou is the one who is less evil. =)

[newexperiment]

Allow me to be the

first

to say: Awesome video. I love satire.