140 Greatest James Bond Quotes

[GigglesMckenzie]

Bitch



[JordanAP96]

...earmuffs."

[ChuiTito96]

bond is really fucking old if you think about it

[XboxDCG]

04:23 Badass Sean Connery

[SickMarv]

can't watch daniel craig as 007

[mygvodreamteam]

Bond is awesome, great video.

[BlissBombBand]

Bond is sexy. So are we...

[justcallmeassinine]

Suppose the public is now prepared for a gay James Bond ? Or how about Jane Bond as 007 ?

[LiberalIntervention]

FUCK OFF LAZENBY!

[LiberalIntervention]

"Malt whiskey and branch water please." Oh fuck off, Lazenby.

[TheMusicSone]

"What are you doing here? Looking for shells?"

"No, I am just looking!"

LOL

[praatafrikaanz]

Love it. Thanks for posting!

[Knight222able]

Whos that lady on 03:09 ? Damn, shes beautiful !

[kazamakooza]

don't get the beatles one?

[XsweetstarliteX]

sorry but craig killed the look, if only his hair was longer and darker

[cormacenright1989]

3:36 "TEFFENAY CAYYSSHHH??"

[CrashJakFan1994]

**guy gets eaten by piranhas**

"Bon appetit"

[AceSimGaming]

"Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls" hahaha

[Spawner4747]

Bitch.

[damir813]

Best part is 0:07

[LiberalIntervention]

07:44 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD

[dolom1]

1:00 like a boss

[dougpryce92]

1:22 malt whiskey and branch water please! that stupid drinks order just sums up how crap lazenby was!

[Shizoeid]

9:27 is fucking awesome

[Shizoeid]

- vodka martini.

- shaken or stirred?

- do i look like i give a damn?

[INFAMOUSEVENUP]

COURAGE IS NO MATCH FOR AN UNFRIENDLY SHOE.

[jakewoot101]

Sexism, at its finest - 4:17 to 4:26

[OropherThranduil]

If those fuckers really ever want to do a Black Bond i want a fucking white Shaft.

Only if i get my white Shaft with the theme being sung my Michael Bolton will i accept a black Bond.

[Rockinrailroader765]

Fu-yuck LMAO

[Skino473]

3:33 PUSSY! :o

[AsgerMortensenVFX]

02:24 is great

[dom44444]

5:10 LOL

[ekdikeo]

a lot of these weren't bond .. ?

[tgee88]

@ekdikeo they are all bond, just over the years

[SauerkrautSandwich93]

this looks like a Harry Hanrahan production

[dazzlebown]

Now I understand why most Bond girls don't have English as a first language.

[cduck88]

Glad my favourite Bond quote was included at 4:22

[bigpoppa1234]

hah, buy you an ice cream

[HardingoLee]

9:29 XD

[ATLconner]

what does he mumble to vesper in casino royale? at 6:58



[SkitzCrew]

...I have never, embarrassingly enough, noticed all the sexual references in Bond films! XD I've caught a few here or there, but I've never noticed ALL of them. I just died. XD

[s22ad]

"well..you go and get your clothes on..and I'll buy you an ice cream" haha

[18bittern]

got to love a connery ass slap.

[Balian49]

She's the money...every penny of it. I only just got that :S

[mistasmooth25]

Sean Connery looks way different now, but his voice is still the same.

[BuddhaMaster84]

Conerry making a halt, turning over to that woman and ..."Bitch" ...that just isn't right and strange. I must see this movie to make sense of this.

[BuddhaMaster84]

"oh GROW UP DOUBLE-OH-SEVEN" best bond moment of all time

[JayZeeStorm]

Nice Editting !!

[NikoBellicSerbia30]

Sean Connery is best actor of others. Perfect James Bond.

[mrbain123]

You missed four of Brosnan's best scenes:

"For England James.

"No...for me"

"Wait, I'm just a professional doing a job"

"Me too"

"I never miss"

"the coldest weapon of all"

Brosnan got saddled with some pretty bad lines but those were some great moments.

[iSakSz]

"Ah Mrs Sanders, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on"

[turbotransam1980]

Connery hates the beetles, he's such a badass

[Spyflugan91]

03:44 "You mind if my friend sits this one out, she's just dead" LOL

[TheSunk8]

1 dislike!

Must be Justin Beiber, who else?

[fifa7xpvista]

3:34

2:32

9:28

2:40

[Furbydude05]

NOBODY does it better.

[myownruin187]

I've enjoyed all the actors who have played JB hard to pick just one, it's a endless argument! I love all of them to much for that! To each is own!

[iChanging]

Sean Connery best bond.

[iChanging]

He thinks i am still a virgin, well then, umm, put your clothes back on. LOL

[zamedo87]

go to 03:34 for pussy :P

[TheEithe]

my favorite is : ''*cough cough* Sorry, im allergic to bullshit.''

[Dragonboatr]

...Bitch.

[vikingsls]

9:26 lol

[ryeochan]

LOL

[completelyrandomtask]

Disliked by one Spectre agent

[BuddhaMaster84]

DID CONNERY SAY THE FEMALE WORD FOR DOG?!?!?!?!? almost made be burst my drink.

[BuddhaMaster84]

"Well I think, my silence COULD have a price" ...thats the most unethical thing you can say, also what Bond ever said. Just look at the Connery acting here!

[P0TT5Y147]

How do you kill 5 hours in Rio? If you dont samba?

[elasolezito]

Pierce Brosnan

Roger Moore

Sean Connery

the 3 best, i dont really like the new one, no offence

[TKane001]

9:28

.....................bitch.

[MrNicolaifan]

1:35 U MAD BRO?

[duesrat]

she should've kept her mouth shut

[TheBlitz1]

lol the blonde one looks like a giant dwarf baby

[asaahil]

JB doesnt stand for Justin Beiber it stands for James Bond!!

[TheDylandProductions]

@asaahil One dislike... maybe Justin Beiber

[thornee3]

@asaahil are you sure? Only 12 year old girls scream i love JB, and they dont mean bond.

[cleofus13]

@thornee3 JB....JailBait?? lol

[TheGoodCasino]

po0ssey

[MikaelLV]

Where is the Die Another Day part when Bond arrives at the ice palace?

"I am mister Kil"

"Well, that's a name to die for".

[RogueRotting360]

@MikaelLV Because it's lame.

[MrGarryMurphy96]

@Dconquist he did good for his one movie besides being cocky and blowing his whole career. Sean and Pierce are my two favorite. What's great about bond fans is we are all different and have are likes and dislikes. But yes George wasn't the best. Wish Sean would of done OHMSS but it was ment to be

[Dconquist]

What the hell is George Lazenby doing in here?

[ErikIsInThaHouse]

05:38 best part :D

[bykky]

missing the single greatest bond line of all time..... Woman: How reckless of me your all wet. Bond: Yes, but my martini is still dry. never say never again

[TheGuyThatsAwesome]

You missed a great one from the Spy Who Loved Me as Bond is taking out the nuclear bomb.

"Have you ever done this before?"

"Well, there's a first time for everything."

[Audioquest56]

Great vid, but Brosnan continues to looks like an idiot compared to the other Bonds.

[TheRacistsMustDie]

@Audioquest56 Indeed. I can't believe they actually made 4 films with him as Bond.

[TCWRHF]

Very cool!

[sunrise4783]

Roger is great, he has the most charm of all

[crazygtown31]

Kara Milovy: They're looking for a foreign car. A man and a woman!

Bond: And a cello!

[lokness95]

great video!!!!

[nbithar]

beg a pardon forgot to knock

[JAH9495]

How was you lamb  "Skewerd o,O"

[OliByGolly1]

'My Uncle thinks i'm still a Virgin' 'Well you get your clothes on, and i'll buy you an Ice Cream' - The Best.

[MrPrashanth007]

good job bro....

[shadowolf2k]

9:23 LOL

[demondays7]

My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs!

[beasterG11]

wow there is always that one guy who disliked.......... what a dick

[gangstersteve1993]

@beasterG11 that is because he is Blofeld ;)

[VrgniaMailman]

You included the mega-famous scene from Goldfinger in which Bond/Connery is flat on the table and the laser beam is approaching his crotch. And Bond nervously says, "Do you expect me to talk?" I was hoping that you would have included Goldfiner's response: "No, Mister Bond. I EXPECT YOU TO DIE!!" The American Film Institute voted that quote/scene as one of the top 100 of all time a few years ago. My wife looks at our dog and says, "No, Mr. Dog .... I expect you to dog!" Whatever that means

[quoli16]

bitch :D



[goldie103103]

Now the whole world going to know you died scratching my balls. lol

[longlivestalin1]

roger moores so funny

[bondjamesbond771]

''I think they were on their way to a funeral'' LMAO

[bristow8411]

05:35, nice save James

[SuperCallaway12]

How abou in Octopussy when the dude is playing the bond theme with the Indian flute...and they're getting ready to leave and he hands him the flute and says " here you might need this to play with your asp" ha hahaa!

[SuperCallaway12]

How about in The Spy who loved me when Jaws smashes the pillars and they fall on him..Bond says "Damn Egyptian Builders" ha ha!

[Amcor09]

Very good. I was listening to this video rather than watching it, while browsing on another tab. I could recognise Daniel Craig's bits because of the mumbling.

[azzaboi93]

2:40 Fucking Hilarious

[forbiddenfootsteps]

Sean Connery is still best bond.

[vrz07]

@forbiddenfootsteps BULLSSSHHHIT

[SakoAgopian]

best quote at 3:34

[TheHoski]

2:32 = Awkwerd!!

[crazygtown31]

"Take a giant step for mankind"

Hahaha

[GooD4LyF0]

9:28



[GooD4LyF0]

9:29

[GooD4LyF0]

the inventor is in every movie! LOL

[darkyoda]

Bond: Do you expect me to talk?

Goldfinger: No Mister Bond...I expect you to DIE!

[JJOEunderscore94]

4:20 Sean Connery, thats why he's the best.

[AwesomeFilms111]

This is my second life.

[Niklondon15]

You look like a cop to m...*SMACK* Whos your connection LOOOOOOOOOOOOL xD

[AlgisKemezys]

This is just great can we bond then?

[RaptorCrapter]

I must get my chello!!!!

NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!

[rutgerusvan]

"illegal use of govt property" and "thats putting it midly" is just awesome

[tomnow92]

awesome begining :D

[SirPlayaMane]

James Bond, my idol. lol

[U11TUBE14]

Where is the one Pierce Brosnan is talking with Q, then Q hands him over a manual for his car: "Here it will take you a couple hours to read." Bond takes the book and throws it in front of the car, so the anti-air guns auto-destroy it and says: "I'll shoot through it." Best quote ever!

[13124david]

He's got an itch in his balls XD

[ShadowQuik]

@13124david LOL at 1:36 I think he's having some issues with his ball sack

[MrJerry160]

lol i suppose my silence could have a price 8:18

[tallieke10]

now the whole worlds gonna knoe that u died scratching my balls hahahaha

[jgtdaw]

Nicely put 2gether.

[Bowchikawaga]

Lmfao.. Bond was such a player.

[seanpatrickcain2]

9:20 LMFAO

[seanpatrickcain2]

7:17 What did he say?! rofl

[TheUnreaI]

@seanpatrickcain2 Coffee very black

[seanpatrickcain2]

2:23-2:40 Bond: I'm really sorry to hear that lol

[neckisstiff]

... shocking !!!

[sjconker64]

and still look like he could kick your ass and get it on with any woman of his choice

[sjconker64]

1:57 only connery, ONLY connery could ever pull off wearing shorts like those

[MusketMuncher]

Sean Connery was the best bond

[ItsNoelDur]

hahahaha.

The last minute are all boner jokes.

[seanpatrickcain2]

1 41 I always wondered if George Lazenby ever improvised that line "This never happened to the other fellow" rofl

[SuperCaleb91]

3:34 =D

[slipknotmaggot4eva1]

Surely this should just be Sean Connery smiling for 10 minutes?

[brettgrew342]

His Names Jaws he kills people lol

[TheLegorock]

:( Poor Feckish  xD

[tcvicesquad]

You're an absolute hero for not including "expect you to die!" THE most overrated line in Bond history. I feared you might slip it in at the end, but thank fuck you didn't!

Great video!

[Metal00m]

Old Man!

[SecretTimeWarp]

Aw, no "Never Say Never Again"? Connery got some zingers in that movie too....

[TheJackinder]

@SecretTimeWarp yeah but its not an official bond film

[vadetatimus]

@SecretTimeWarp isn't it just a remake of thunderball?

[SecretTimeWarp]

@vadetatimus Yeah, but with an entirely different script and completely different takes on the characters. (And it's more entertaining.)

[SecretTimeWarp]

Man talk. *SMACK*

[hellopeoples101]

9:22 ...bitch

[Katara7392]

My favorite james bond movie is Goldeneye

[seanpatrickcain2]

00:41-00:54 FTW

[WiseGuyDesigns]

4:50 another sample

[WiseGuyDesigns]

3:52 the sample

[romanblood]

Haha love Dalton!!

[palepak]

teliamem...

[REISS1888]

The best quotes were James bond was with Q

[TheLazygal15]

my dad met james bond!

[Gojirafan101]

@TheLazygal15 which one?