The Useless Drawing Machine

[Gate4201]

it kinda looks like the gears in my printer blown up but yeah wheres the drawing

[fuknoz]

oh i see, it draws attention... away from useful things

[TwiEupProductions]

fucking gears man, how do they work.

[TheOzzyNut]

What a fucken wast of power

[juicebab1]

The useless video

[TVchickenWing]

the like-button on this video is useless.

[furlonium1]

TITLE SAYS DRAWING MACHINE

MACHINE DOES NOT DRAW

[brandon9271]

Its should be called "worthless non-drawing machine" This video would be cooler if the machine was on fire.. but only slightly.

[RutinaRottis]

So they use lasercutter to create machine which does ....nothing at all

[CanucksFreak13]

And not a single fuck was drawn that day.

[MrGrenadepin]

What will they think of next?

[UntouchableTAK]

im sorry but it doesn't look like it's drawing ANYTHING

[0l234567]

@UntouchableTAK Look underneath at the page.

[jluke4606]

Sorry for the inconvenience im at the beggining of the video. But how the FUCK is this supposed draw?!

[xRMFD]

sube 4 sube!

[zombreejim]

'every moment i live is agony!'

[PJgearhead]

Granted it is indeed a 'useless machine', but surely it at least achieves something. Even the useless box switches itself off and amuses me.

[MAUROtele]

father... give.. me .. legs.....

[jollincones]

Thirty years ago no one would ever have believed you if you said were going to annoy 635,968 people with that mess. Thanks to youtube that machine is more useful at being useless.

[SadBlobfish]

I see the useless, where's the drawing?

[NovaGypsy]

@SadBlobfish it says in the title it's a drawing machine.. doesn't mean he was going to show it that it draws.

If someone titles a video of a "Battleship" it doesn't mean you are going to see it in action.

[eliasramos2011]

@SadBlobfish If you go to 1:12, there is a box with cut outs and two pens sticking inside it. You can see that it's making pointless circles.

[jackmiossi]

@SadBlobfish that's why it's the "useless drawing machine."

[dreamythoughts23]

Im a troll! Ill eat your poop! and poop on your carpet! and poop on your poop! and poot in your mouth!

[NYRugbyPilot]

this thing is going to end world hunger and unite earth with planet X4925JE45 and and and MAKE JAY LENO FUNNY

[racerlives]

FUCK......I'M "THERE" again.

[SuperSuperRaccoon]

what dose it do

[ltnbooyah]

You know you lived in the medieval times when you when can remember this as your first printer.

[Clementine210572]

Somebody has toooo much time on their hands!

[zRawki]

@Clementine210572 i hate when people say this, it's so damn annoying. not everyone is busy every single day. you don't know, maybe he worked on it a little bit each day.

[smookingjack123]

JUST BURN IT ALREADY GOD DAM!

[JerseyBabie18]

ill take it



[micdanson88]

Maybe it came out of a Toyota Prius.....SHHHH don't tell anyone

[TheAsianTable]

So What did it draw? Hmm?

[L0CKNL0ADTV]

by the time this picture is drawen we wouldnt want it no more!

[micdanson88]

What did it draw exactly?

[DackxJaniels]

@micdanson88 Circles,I believe. Look at the "grid" at the bottom of the thing. I thinke the "sticks" are pencils, pushed against a spinning disc of some fashion.

[micdanson88]

@DackxJaniels still they didn't show us what it drew

[DackxJaniels]

@micdanson88 Just pause the video at 0:54 or something, and use your eyes. They drew circles in circles. It's not the Mona Lisa, the grid is not going to be destroying your viewing pleasure.

[micdanson88]

@DackxJaniels All that for (drumroll please) Circles?

[DackxJaniels]

@micdanson88 Hence the "Useless" in it's name ;)

[almishti]

I"d buy THAT for a dollar!

[kvalukis]

It's not useless; it would make a great hurricane-proof paper-weight!

[jessifer23f]

It's the late model of a printer.

[fredryckphocks]

She needs more power captain!!!

[David256230]

Imagine if it was like a victorian tattoo drawer :P

[JohnSTF72]

Gears of bore!

[ofragon64]

GEARS!

[famtomas3]

maquina .........?..maquina..?........­.que pondré de comentario ?me quede con cara de watt ?

[alex1020]

How do I get to these parts of YouTube...

[RiggerMantis]

This thing seems sad... Like some poor, misshapen creature created by some pretender deity as a mockery of true life... I want to kill it and put it out of its misery.

[ooxClaireBearxoo]

That's what printers looked like in the 60's.

[MrWonderBreadz]

But will it blend

[NuguSmedley]

So did it ever make it to light speed?

[manosgis]

in your gears...stupid machine!!



[Funnierthan24]

Soooooooooooo... what's it do?

[dw300]

Sigh, why can't thumbnails have a likes and dislikes indicator?

[RoyTheWinniePooh]

must..stop..clicking..related videos... AGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[rodriguezjoaquin]

@RoyTheWinniePooh JJAJAJAJJAAJAHAHAHAHAHAHA imposibru

[micdanson88]

@RoyTheWinniePooh Totally true man

[Hadrian231]

A computer!

[dkshotwell]

A Chevy Volt engine?

[XypherVG]

It is a pencil sharpener.

[jigc23]

the useless mind that created it

[ariloulaleelay]

i wounder why so much dislikes

[1thecallum]

i have done it im in the weird part of youtube

[Pedoblast]

I'm slowly approaching to the weird part of youtube.

Again.

[guspovsky]

@Pedoblast Yes and yet, you hanven't any interesting comment.

Again.

[portugal4everybody]

Looks like a jigsaw trap

[got2strpk]

Hey cmon now guys.... He did say it was useless.

[WindowsSoftwareDe]

hold on.... i need to print out something..... 10 hours later.... wow a circle.

[barnacules1]

Set it on fire! It will make for a way better video :)

[emailtheoldies]

these things are a rip-off, mine broke after 2 days.

[MrCausePain]

It's drawing at the bottom. You can see a circular object behind the grill, that is being drawn.

[YTisshit]

what the entire fuck is this

[Zanzonga]

but does it blend

[weefek]

what.... the... fuck.......

[WataboutBob101]

Listen guys, you can hear the whining of the gears say... "HOLY SHIT KILL ME NOW!"

[ClaysWorld700]

its like hugo

[bathurstfreak]

All this thing is drawing is current

[123wildlink]

Want to know what else is useless? This video...

[CssGaars]

Arduino?



[ARMELI0Nminecraft]

looks at title...seems legit...for now...

[SporeZoo]

Poor thing, it wants to die...

[kij1996]

At 0:48 in the box circles are being drawn LOL, really pointless ;)

[detonatorJE]

infact. just noticed that its not just a standing wave. its a standing wave on 3 planes of dimension. like the path of a photon :)

[detonatorJE]

Thats absolutly awesome. look at the end and skip parts. it makes a wave lol. pointless but sorta cool. the time period must be enormus!!

[Chikincows]

This is by far the lamest most retarded video I've seen on YouTube.... I haz sum wurdz uv wizdum fur teh videeo pursun:

GET A LIFE

[brentmuv]

WHERE IS THE DRAWING IDIOTS???? ALL I SEE IS USELESS SHIT ROTATING

[unbrokenjack]

Looks like CGI to me.

[xXMeecrobXx]

for what are all the gears?

[IhasMetal]

Retards.

[Deadancestor]

but do they blend...

[Blasko561]

You can see it drawing at 0:50

It behind that grill. It spins and markers move.

[RAP1DJ2]

man you wasted the electricity on not drawing my house can use this power and you wasted it

[RAP1DJ2]

man you wasted electricity power my house all went down wtf this is

[koekiemonster789]

what the fuck is powering that thing, K'nex engine?

[JimmyFarina97]

340 people are fucking stupid

[kxosz9]

I'm in THAT part of youtube again...

[PlayingTactical]

@kxosz9 Me too, how do I keep ending up in these parts

[axium403]

EUREKA! You invented the wheel

[StealaMaDrizzle89]

its just a 1885 printer

[SixtyFourMan]

Why so many dislikes? This is the best video of a useless drawing machine I've ever seen.

[Chiglit]

i cant draw up a conclusion.

[SuperCtSk]

@Moviewxpert no. your just stupid. its not drawing as in a picture. it draws electricity.

[zartazi]

@SuperCtSk it does draw! like in a pic! at 1:00 the box with two sticks coming out of it... look at it^^

[Johnnyzompie]

LOL all the gears are fake CGI we are not dumb

[MrSmithyistheman]

this is about as useful as a ashtray on a motorcycle

[LordKalte]

I love the part where the gears turn...

[starfishgutts]

@LordKalte I know, right? Ha ha

[0willmaestro0]

.......what does it... do?

[Checkingokop]

wheres the fucking drawing, fkn fail.

[baxter22071990]

@Checkingokop "the useless drawing machine"

the useless (at being used as a) drawing machine

[MrDonker1]

Epic Fail

[DesignCage]

Seriously, nobody can see that this is CGI? The gears were made in a 3D program such as Max, tracked the camera movement with Boujou or something similar. He imported the 3D model in a real environment scene and that's pretty much all. How come you didn't notice?!?!

[ryotech11]

@DesignCage because ur WRONG

[ParadigmUnkn0wn]

@DesignCage Yes, the gears were made in CGI, and then lasercut in MDF.

[defiant18]

i think ur useless for not filming it drawing

[DefendPhiladelphia]

sounds like stressed out servos, looks like a big pile of nothing. 

[bestest87]

what did i just watch?

[thull21]

At 0:49 you can see it's drawing a damn spiral design and the gears turn the paper.

asshats.

[tophatandginger]

what does it do ? if you build it they might come but they'll want to see it do smoe thing.

[redfatcrystal11]

600,000,000 years later.FINALY A LINE WUS DRAWN :D

[harlieification]

the useless video

[jojos08]

all these cogs... you can calculate the next Olympics or moon phases :-)

[FanDutch]

... Yes it is ueseless but can it draw?

The only thing i heard was NNNNNNNNGGGGHHHHHH..NNNNNNGGGG­GGHH!

[CthulhuForCocoaPuffs]

I see the useless part. But where's the drawing?

[siftyshifty]

@CthulhuForCocoaPuffs at the bottom where those two sticks are stuck in the grill

[shredstone303]

@CthulhuForCocoaPuffs ...slap on a lawn mower engine for best results

[ryan50ryan]

@CthulhuForCocoaPuffs you put your hand on it and it draws you in.

[mjhgfjhgf]

@CthulhuForCocoaPuffs It's a useless drawing machine because it can't draw =)

[LetsPlayGuy12]

@CthulhuForCocoaPuffs EXACTLY.

[AvgAnomaly]

@CthulhuForCocoaPuffs look at the bottom of the screen at 0:48...

[whorayful]

@CthulhuForCocoaPuffs The drawing is the tiny bit of paper rotating behind the slotted grill, with the pencils poking through the grill being moved by the big cam looking bits at the top, i think. It appears to have operational parameters whose functions I am not worthy to contemplate. Or it's just some students taking the piss. (having a joke with us, for people East of Australia.)

[timtheli0n]

@CthulhuForCocoaPuffs Down bellow, look through the grate, you will see little circles.

[dalejrfan800]

@CthulhuForCocoaPuffs It looks like the drawing is on the bottom.

[nastygear79]

@CthulhuForCocoaPuffs on the side of the table silly goose

[kasperkraack]

if it useless, why does you then have one -.- ?

[thull21]

@MrMovieSound fuck you, if you worked that hard on it you wouldn't need to fucking spam others videos asshole!

[MrMovieSound]

@thull21 not true, you try making a stop motion animation .. and i do work hard every day of my life on videos and they never get any views, but now im getting views, im getting comments of people telling me they love my stuff and to never stop what im doing, and that makes me feel real good, but people like you make me feel like shit,. i made these videos for people to watch, and thats all i want.. whats so fucked up about wanting people to watch my videos.. your the asshole.. not me..

[bassefa1984]

snor

[nevermindi]

HUGO

[Tragicfurball09]

Pretty sure this beast just wastes electricity

[LazyVoyager]

The cams driven by the gears are manipulating the ink heads, causing a kind of styrograph drawing effect in the cage on the bottom.

[piroueteschocolate3]

WE HAVE SOMETHING CALLED A PRINTER NOW, YOU SHOULD TRY IT.

[DONTnameYOURkidZELDA]

I'm pretty sure those gears do nothing. Pretty sure.

[uhclem]

In the right side "related videos" section there are a bunch of similarly useless machine videos beckoning me...and one of a dolphin dry humping two women.

[berserk539]

It's not useless. It drew my attention away from important videos of buildings imploding.

[villalobosjacob9]

hey guys theres this new thing called a PRINTER!!!!



[pigrectumlol]

but will it blend?

[GitarStu]

@pigrectumlol That was so 10 years ago. Time to get a new ripped off expression I think.

[squealyparsuperstar]

its a must have. where do you buy them?

[TheSimpleFighters]

when did it draw anything wtf

[flashpro62]

So, what did it do? Make popcorn?

[TheFlipped1]

put a bigger motor on that thing...

[2001ALS2008]

the grandfather of all technology.

SLOW!

[woofamily487]

Boring beginning...

[Dazza2292]

futuristic lazy fuckers spirograph lol?

[MarkusHomer]

Why useless?

[MGB18328]

This machine is for the mechanical recording of video information. It is an old design similar to the one in the 1920's. It recored video onto a 78 rpm record.(10 inch disc made of shellac). You managed to re created the same principal. And I know who you kneed to contact to sell this idea.

[Moshikiller]

lol

[lovetouse]

...

BUT DOES IT BLEND!!

...

[Dimeinurear]

The money and time you used making this could have been spent on a worthwhile charity for orphans.

[Creaform003]

@Dimeinurear the money you spent on your computer could have been spent on orphans.

People screwing around building machinery learnt how to improve it, and are responsible for allowing the human race to run efficiently enough to provide for orphans... as opposed when flour had to be ground by hand, and orphans were left to starve to death or turn savage.

[totalrandomcrap]

@Dimeinurear Funny, for a guy who uploads a video called "Child Murder Simulator" you sure care a lot about orphans. Maybe you should just murder them so we can spend money building machines without guilt.

[Bowsers1986]

dude put your finger in it.

[lLGDlNutz]

Can we see what the hell it's drawing?

[lezenfilms]

THE PRINTER OF THE FUTURE!

12 DPI resolution

1 2/3 hour print (PER PAGE OMIGAWSH)

20,00 dollars

ONLY 25.76 HOURS OF SETUP!

[ToastyTarget00]

the description says it all.

[EliteGamingZz]

Is That A Hamster Being Crushed In That Thing All I Heard Was MwuuuuuHuuuu