Wheatley VGA's Slowed 50%

[noblanq19]

johnbob123a betwen 01:03 and 01:04...is the new alien that well met in half life 2 episode 3...if you pay attention to the leaks ....guys...the release date is june 17?,july 23? ...or august 20 ...

[BritishNathan]

ther are a few stars that make the symbol of HL series

[johnbob123a]

at 1:04 is a hidden 3d headcrab!

[bananhosdig]

@johnbob123a Also a half face, supposely Gman?

[NeoNovastar]

@DEATHMONKEY2167

More like 1+1+1=3

[DEATHMONKEY2167]

1/1/13? WHAT THE FUCK VALVE!? Your too good at keeping secrets!

[MrCarkeys42]

where is this half life 3 clue????? i dont see it :(

[Cyndane]

@MrCarkeys42 here you go! All the clues in this video easily pointed out here: youtube . com / watch?v=rUfDbDxIr30

[TheWierdo64]

oooooone oooooooooooone oooooooooone shshshshs

[WalkinDisaster16]

pause the video at the beginning and look to the right of wheatley

do you see a lambda?

[GuitosMax]

Oh yeah, Half Life 111 is coming!

[Mtvnoob]

HERE ARE MY COORDINATES: 1....1....1...... equals three.

[MultiReefman]

wheres the space sphere :(

[valkyriun]

Rise and shine, Mr Freeman.

[TUP288]

Pause at 1:05 and press play

[TUP288]

1 1 1 sums up to 3, DUH?! In addition gabe newell replied to one of his e-mails saying "we are announcing something of my favourite things in E3 2012 which has a 3 in it" (source: portal 2 news)so..,yeah!

[godofwar1296]

or it might not be an eye when you look at it normal speed it looks like the aperture sighn or a camera shutter closing you know what i mean right ?

[godofwar1296]

exactly 1:02 and 1:03 is a green eye who has green eyes : gman and gordan freeman

[InfinityXSeven]

@Bvenged505

I also heard that 1 1 1 was like part of,a date of some convention or something where they would show a trailer or something?

[Mtvnoob]

@InfinityXSeven Well it could be multiple things. E3 this 2012, 3rd installment of portal or half life, A date like 11/1/12 or something. we'll have to wait and see.

[woodcow100]

worth the weight

[jackd23]

The end is forged. But Wheatly sounds funny when artifically drunk. Heh. Artifically.

[TUP288]

@jackd23 the end is not forged! this is Wheatley's original VGA speech!

[TUP288]

@jackd23 sry yeah the very ending is forged!!

[drive445]

wtf at 1:05 ???

[TUP288]

@drive445 YOU GOT IT!! Gman maybe?

[xSeGi]

valve is teasing us so fucking hard.

[A1234567890J1]

I've been watching the end of this video is super slow sleep anylizing it and have come to think that it is Gordon Freeman with his head back looking up at something and as for the audio of the sound made by the static played backwards very slowly and sounds like its saying "Gordon Freeman" or "head crab" this is puzzling to me but I think that in Portal 2 when Wheetly was sent into Space that maybe the Rocket from Episode 2 hit him and launched him into the Combine Portal so I hope we see him.

[joemanYT]

People are saying they see a headcrab at the end. I don't see it.

[harnoful]

And @Bvenged505, this DaVinci Code bullshit of scouring every pixel for hidden meaning is just stupid. Valve has been doing enough outside of this vid to hint at HL3, and I highly doubt they spent hours forming stars int lambdas and finding the right element to name their satellite after just so a few autists on the internet could independently discover that they will release a sequel to their most profitable IP.

[harnoful]

FFS. I KNOW WHAT LAMBDA IS. I know it's the symbol for Half Life, both the game and the scientific concept, and I know it's a Greek letter. What I was trying to explain was that "Observation Satellite Lanthanum" is in Russian written with the Cyrillic alphabet, and NOT Greek in any form. I qualified this by stating that the first letter of Russian "лантанум" is originally derived from Greek "λ", but that even then, they are so different that assuming any deep message from one letter is stupid.

[TheKillerStove]

red half of gmans face at 1:04 on the left side of the screen. only a zoomed up shot of his nose, left eye and eyebrow.

[pogogo51]

If you guys are really desperate for 3's, Lanthanum is element 57, and is in the third group in the periodic table. Personally I think that's more significant than it starting with 'l'.

[angelmarine1292]

I don't get it, what am I supposed to be looking for here.

[harnoful]

@woodcow Durr, nobody who's ever played videogames doesn't know that. I meant that people claiming that because the first letter of one of the words in this video was originally derived from the same Greek letter that HL uses for its logo, means that this is some stealth message from Valve about the release of HL3, is idiotic.

[Bvenged505]

@harnoful From what I've read:

You’ve got the text reading OBSERVATION SATELLITE 'LANTHANUM‘ at the start - where Lanthanium means “to lie hidden”. This reads as: λανθανω in Greek. Wheatley finishes by saying “One, one, one”, which simplistically adds up to 3. Some others are also saying the starts in the background stars are making up lambda's (λ) as well. No need to be a sourpuss when the evidence is there.

[Bvenged505]

@harnoful Lambda, λ, is the greek symbol used for many things in mathematics & physics, but more commonly recognised as the symbol for either wavelength, a subatomic particle or most famously, the radioactive decay constant, aka the Half Life of radioactive material. That is why the Half Life games use Lambda as its logo. It's scientifically correct.

[wqeu24]

k we need someone with some soft ware to go frame by frame on this and check it out cause Valve really knows how to sneak in a the most secretive stuff so who wants to be the one to do it?

[Sonicisunleashed2008]

@wqeu24 SHOT NOT!

[WeEatBrainz]

Wheatley sounds drunk.  HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!!!!!

[thumbsdownman]

HALF-LIFE 3 CONFIRMED

[harnoful]

@woodcow100 What are you even trying to say? Yes, the first letter in лантанум is originally derived from Greek lambda, but it doesn't even closely resemble it except in certain type or handwriting.

[woodcow100]

@harnoful the lamba logo is the logo half life uses

[harnoful]

Fucking idiots, that isn't even the Greek alphabet, let alone language.

Try running "спутник наблюдения лантанум" through Google Translate.

[woodcow100]

@harnoful acctualy the translated word do the word you translated to griek first letter is the lamba logo

[woodcow100]

looks like the rattmann helped us with the first griek letter (beta),(lanthinum)

[woodcow100]

111 mmmmh or

they are gonna announce HL3 on the 11th of january

[Sou7ce]

@woodcow100 My guess :)

[rljensen3]

@woodcow100 1/11 is right in the middle of CES so lets hope it's true

[woodcow100]

give us the freeman

[woodcow100]

its.....coming

go look at

doug rattman's twitter after months of being quiet he siad this

it has begun........ O_O

[Vingador1988]

Since sometime I like to believe that they will announce HL3 in the next E3, and release it in 2013. Makes sense because the time between first HL and HL2. But it's just an opinion. And when Valve launchs a new HL (not just a new episode), they always bring something new and astonishing. Maybe a new version of source?...

[Warverlay]

"Time to wake up Dr. Freeman...Rise & Shine." - G-Man

[Tiagobeef]

i want to believe

[cosmoincorporated]

Wake up, Mr. Freeman.

[Silverkin1]

@cosmoincorporated It's "Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman, rise and shine." Goddamn it! get it right. (sarcasm)

[Dr904]

@Silverkin1 "Wake up, Mr Freeman. Wake up, and smell the ashes!"

[Metrawolf]

@Dr904 Dr904 got it right.

[infernaldil]

meybe... idk

but if is true

will be the best game of the year =)

HL 4 EVER

WAKE UP MR FREEMAN!

[Parachuteification]

He sounds drunk.

[TheMASTERHYPE]

Half life 3 tease at 1:02

[Waldrouk]

I can't think of anything else the 1, 1, 1, thing refers to expect Half-Life 3/episode 3

or it could be another title like Team Fortress 3, i doubt its Portal 3 because come on, Portal 2 was just released a couple of months ago

and why I don't think its Team Fortress 3 is because I think valve would want there first title with a 3 in it to be the next Half-Life

and also the whole rocket thing sounds suspicious too

[doublewolf95]

@Waldrouk I think that HL3 is going to include both Chell and Gordon Freeman. Chell made it to the surface at the end of Portal 2, and the two games are technically within the same series.

[Tolredan]

@doublewolf95 Oh god, they'd save so much money on dialogue.

[TheConservativesrock]

OMG Portal 3 yes! yes! yes!

[Silent14411]

Half-Life 111!!!

[BossHossGT500]

drunk in space

[jsuck13lol13]

no its 1/1/2012 the reales date of half-life 3 maby

[QuickFruit]

@jsuck13lol13 Seeing as they're releasing two games 2012 and dont even have a trailer I doubt it, thats in less than a months time.

[BrandonBlaze904]

1+1+1=3 OMFG valve finally worked out a formula to sum to 3.

now they will surely know how to count to 3.

[8bitmagic]

@BrandonBlaze904 they will be smarter then rick perry!

[ApertureCity]

Gabe himself has explicitly stated that this is NOT an ARG. However the Headcrab at the end in red and blue (and the fact that Wheatley's final static image looks like a Headcrab coming at your face) means that we shouldn't give up. Long live the one Free-man!

[YourEnemy97]

he sounds like grandpa lemon

[Zeethesquirrel]

No it's not half life three its episode 3

Lol who cares its still half life.

But still it could be anything

Tf3

L4d3

Portal 3

Dota 3. (how's that possible)

But at least it's a valve game

And gave said that they are announcing a game with a three in it so it actually could be anything but like I said its still a valve game and have they ever let us down in their games?, nope.

[mattwo7]

@Zeethesquirrel There will never be a TF3. Portal 2 is still too new. DOTA2 isn't even out yet, and I highly doubt L4D3 would be a big deal.

So yea, that rules out everything BUT episode 3

[Xaeleep]

It has βegun - Doug Rattman.

χρόνος ημιζωής 3 σε ε3 δύο χιλιάδες δώδεκα!

[blackraven0513]

Try viewing the final red and blue static with a pair of 3D glasses.

[gipsyg27]

Am I the only one who would rather have portal 3 the HL3...

don't get me wrong i want both but put a gun to my head i'll pick Portal 3.

[darkmage4958]

1 1 1 which roughly translates to 1/1/20000000000000000000000000­0000001

[gorgolyt]

valve have said unequivocally that there is nothing to see here.

everybody who found indubitable clues: you were wrong, ok? there simply aren't any, you're reading way too far into it.

[cartoonmasterduplica]

@gorgolyt Valve purposely releases stuff with full knowledge that people will read far into it, and delights in this, intentionally putting out cryptic clues and red herrings for fans to sink their teeth into. Ever heard of their ARG's?

[gorgolyt]

@cartoonmasterduplica yes, i experienced the portal 2 ARG. i'm not saying there wasn't good reason for the initial interest, but now people are just ignoring valve who have said flat out that this isn't one.

[dinizthemxking]

I MUST BELIEVE THIS. HALF LIFE IS GREATER THAN ANY FPS WHO EVER EXISTED

[locolalo1364]

I BELIEVE!

[TheHylianGuard]

If you join up the 3 stars on the left hand side of the screen, they form the shape of an upside down lambda symbol. Interesting, among all the other clues in the video that other people have found.

[Minato792]

1+1+1 = 3

So you’ve got the text reading ‘OBSERVATION SATELLITE “LANTHANUM”‘, the latter word meaning, “to lie hidden”, which in Greek reads:

λανθανω

[superjchamma]

@Minato792 Translation.

λανθανω=latent

Definition of latent=present but not visible, apparent, or actualized; existing as potential.

Could this mean that Valve is hiding something about HL3 from us that they are working on?

Or could it mean something that Wheatley hid during the clip.

Notice that several times during the clip, a red light flashes onto Wheatley's right side.

There's something there, that Wheatley's not telling us about. I think I'm onto something.

[superjchamma]

@Minato792 The red light that flashes onto Wheatley's core flashes 8 times total. Mysterious...

[RBootesProductions]

it's half life 3, 1,1,1 is three, copyright Kotaku... "Also, the text in the video reads "Observation Satellite "Lanthanum," which (apparently) means "to lie hidden" in Greek

Now, lying hidden could be Wheatly himself or Half life 3, and the first letter of Lanthnanum in Greek is Lambda which is Half life's logo"

I think/hope that in half life 3 the rocket launced at the end ep 2 hits Wheatly and he bounces into the stroryline of how Portal and half life are related

[str4v4g4nte]

Wow, Wheatley sounds drunk.

[CTcowboys]

you guys are being ridiculous, dont you know gabe newell cant count to 3?

[elmalhermano]

isnt it just a reference to meet the spy? remember the door code? 1, 1, 1, eeerh.....1!

[AjarJunkman]

i swear i can see gordon freeman in the static at the end!

[ForgottenCoders]

@AjarJunkman u can

[brainslurper]

Pause at 1:04. Most definitely a headcrab.

[1SpyCrab]

@brainslurper Lamarr ?

[jeremywkx]

They wouldn't announce it at the CES. There is nothing really VG-developer related at that event.

[RyryGuy69]

1/11/2012 Release news of HL3, Protal 3, or TF3? This is my guess.

[ConcertMusik]

@RyryGuy69 portal 2 came out not too long ago, and tf2 came out with all the mann co store thingy several months ago, so it's most likely to be HL3

[peber13]

Perhaps there's clues in Half Life 2 Episode Two. Maybe the coordinates of the rocket are 1,1,1

[Nazreth187]

Oh please please please give me Half Life 3. And complete my child hood.

[Decklann]

Did anyone investigate the numbers on the right side? I heard someone released a series of codes on twitter that seemed similar. Someone should look into that.

[Jokerman1377]

1-1-1:3 Believe<3

[nickm68]

You seriously had to slow it down to hear him say "1 1 1"?

[Solereaper21]

1,1,1 uhhh 1!

[TheBraveWorks]

Could be Half Life 3, Team fortress 3 or Portal 3... that Valve!!! :)

[buljancmoney123]

could that be the release date he was starting to say

[webDes33]

If it is HL3.. I can't play it anywhere else but on my PC!! or It would feel funny and wrong...

[ReboundGamer]

The original voice actor was much better than Stephen Merchant

[SplatteredElite]

@ReboundGamer NO JUST NO

[YouNube5]

So people think this is HL 3 when its a video based off of Portal 2....did anyone come to think it was Portal 3?

[duniaCZguncoro]

@YouNube5

because portal and half life is one universe :D maybe this is the orange box 2 half life 3 portal 3 TF3

[YouNube5]

@duniaCZguncoro Could be but I doubt it. Oh and did anyone think LFD 3?

[EmoIsForPussies]

@duniaCZguncoro I would shit my pants if they came out with an orange box that had HL3 and P3 and TF3. NEEEEEEEEEVER happen.

[EronyBoy]

@EmoIsForPussies just wait for 2020 bro :)

[yesyesnono12]

I want to believe too, but I have a feeling all this actually refers to Portal 3...

[hawkdown69]

Dear Valve, release Ep3, shut up and take my money.

Sincerely.

[nords]

Is it just me who see at the end the eye of the G MAN?

[SUPERBURRITO]

The paths traveled in Portal's will lead you to the third dimension. Wake up Mr. Freeman. Wake up...

[RaspyPaspy]

all I can imagine when watching this video is Stephen Merchant completely stoned

[S73f4N0S]

it is a headcrab indeed at the end....

[ThePieIsLie]

Maybe this leads into a special Dota 2 beta event. Valve can be cruel as hell when they troll people. xD

[TubeofDestiny]

Muhaha... and Portal 3 is announced :D

*Gabenface*

[XxWolfpack247xX]

λανθανω = LANTHANUM and you see the lambda symbol there but anyway wheatly says 1 1 1 which = 3 ... so valve is either the biggest troll ever or they were being vague

[AniCator]

@XxWolfpack247xX They're always trolling.

[higuy8000]

Lanthnum is also used in Soviet lens in satellites btw. 

[higuy8000]

The top text says Lanthnum. Don't know of this has been posted or not, but the half-life of Lanthnum is 60,000 years an it has an atomic number of 57.

The dates of E3 2012 are 6/5/12 through 6/7/12

[Puelof]

when i saw this live i was thinking to my self something feels odd about this. now with the slowed down version i seem to feel even more like something going on. please please please!!!!!

[kristjannuus]

I don't know but 1:02 kinda looks like Black Mesa logo...

[The0JJ]

watch the end of the video with anaglyph 3d glasses!

The headcrab can be seen much better and in 3D then!

[Johnson0964]

Steven merchant ftw.

[GoldenGroudon101]

Psssst.

1:02-end. Pause at the red thing

[mordsinnex]

@GoldenGroudon101 Looks like one of Gman's eyes.

Or Demoman's left eyehole (Team Fortress 3, hurr hurr...).

[DocDaneeka9]

@mordsinnex

I agree, looks like GMan's iconic zoom-out from his eyes, like the intro in Half-Life 2. (before the train ride)

His eyes are green, and there is definitely a green-on-pink semblance on that frame.

[mordsinnex]

@GoldenGroudon101 Actually, I think one of the frames looks like Gordon Freeman's head in profile! :o

[smish34]

Everyone thinks that Episode 3 will be called Half Life 3. Its not gonna, just because there has been a long wait between the two doesnt gonna mean that they are going to change the name, Duke Nukem Forever was always DN Forever, and a while ago somebody in valve said that the Episodes will wrap up this story arc (Combine in City 17/Areas) and after that Gordon will still start a new story arc.

[smish34]

"rocket of some description".....the fucking rocket from Episode 2, the one that stops the Portal...i seriously think its gonna be revealed soon

[punkrockcop]

Awwwww yeah....Left 4 Dead 3!

[fiveMIRrOrs]

Portal 3 and TF3 and L4D3 Bundle, coming 2013

:' D

[Rustheredfox]

@fiveMIRrOrs *brains are leaking out my ears and my eyes/nose/mouth are bleeding*

[mordsinnex]

Team Fortress 3 (Comes with a hat for TF2!)

[chabi3000]

@mordsinnex FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU !!!

[Gazillafy]

Why do people refer to EP3 as HL3? valve has stated that the epsisodes ARE HL3.

[Zoulstorm]

@Gazillafy Valve have already stated they've dropped episodic content, so the next installment will be HL3

[Gazillafy]

@Zoulstorm They wont make more episodic content but EP3 is still happening, email them if you want they will confirm it.

[jvemPiRe14]

SKIP THE PIZZA GET THE COMPUTER

[AdamIsAspy]

I'm new to args but I know that you should look around in places in the video that are "fuzzed" if you will.

[andremeIIo]

Guys, sorry to disappoint you but it's 1,1,1 uh 1. It's Valve's EP3 vault password, of course. Soldier chose it himself.

[GustavoMsTrashCan]

Feels like Half-life 3 Is gonna start In..... SPAAAAAAAAAACEEEEE!

/ihadtosayit.

[Joel354vanfanel]

@GustavoMsTrashCan SPEEESSS MEHREEENS

[jostimaster]

one one one? Meet the spy much? Soldier update confirmed

[swade9wade]

I still wish Wheatly won character of the year.

[Duncun506back]

When Wheatley at end say "1, 1, 1". I get teory! 1, 1, 1 can be 11 January! Date of Consumer Electronic Show! Maybe at this event Valve say some more... and 1+1+1=3 :O

[GodGURken]

СПУТНИК НАБЛЮДЕНИЯ "ЛАНТАНУМ" - Observation Satellite "LANTANUM"

[Tuom4sd]

Now press the red "CC" button and watch the video again and laugh.

[ValvesAreFun]

This is an ARG people. Head to Valvearg[dot]com

We can solve this

[Flow764]

Valve, the greatest Trolls the world has ever seen.

[Chromie192]

@Flow764 So this is trolling now? I wonder what you think of Ubisoft.

[Flow764]

@Chromie192 What would you consider giving cryptic hints to a Game millions of people would kill for and then not delivering on it?

[Alla217]

We drink vodka in ЛАНТАНУМ!

[seruyizzepa]

it is russian spaceship.

[Palamag1]

Don't forget that half-life takes place somewhere in easter europe/russia, so it makes sense that the sattelite is russian.

You also fire a rocket at the end of half-life 2 ep2. So he could be referencing this rocket.

[aberen]

1 + 1 + 1 = 3

I want to believe :(

[TheTastyPineapple]

@aberen its just a call back to when he was trying to figure out the password in the game

also gabe has already said in an email that shit will be revealed at e3, stop being a bunch of faggots

[FoxHoundX]

@aberen Watch as valve announces Team Fortress 3, just watch i mean it all makes sense TF2 is free now

@aberen 1+1+1=3, There's a satellite name in the video called Lanthanum. It's Greek for "to lie hidden" and starts with a lambda. Also, Wheatley