Mock the Week discussing Facebook

[blainyrules]

How much would I earn if I had £1 for each profanity I shout?

[rockplannet1]

@blainyrules How much would I have earned if I had signed up for those facebook ads.....

[ThisNameWasntUs3d]

Don't have facebook. Proud..

[FoxySpiritOfJazz]

On a totally unrelated topic, Adam Hills is wearing an awesome t-shirt.

[cmatcmextra]

I bet all these people now use Twitter.

[SamTheEnglishTeacher]

This is like QI for morons

[dalektaliban]

@SamTheEnglishTeacher you'e like a contrarian for morons

[OneOfThe3Muskateers]

Like if your on Facebook now aswell as this !!

[MsHyperHolly]

A boy in my class recently asked me to sit in his face repeatedly

'shudders' that was horrible he gives me the heebbie-jeebbies

[relaxd0ntd01t]

....apparently sitonmyfacebook is real XD

[NorthernElumination]

Whose the guy that said "Sit on my facebook"? He's like the british Ryan Styles LOL

[MrHypnofan]

@NorthernElumination His name is Hugh Dennis.

[JulieLovesTheBeatles]

I love Frankie Boyle. xD

[CallMeDak]

240p >____<

[Gjon45]

8.6 million followers for emile heskey on twitter

[AysieElf]

I loved the publish on facebook =D 

[ellenmelon771]

Loving Dara's 'snooping' face! XD xXx

[TheSK2x]

1:52

I also enjoyed the ironic annotation.

[Minus15LUFC]

@emptygarden89 when actually, he's hilarious, you just have to be able to understand his humour!

[One4Mcfly]

from giggly to cautious... im so putting that as my status ^^

[abthenoob]

FUBB

[karatebuff]

Hugh Dennis there with yet another rubbish joke, well God loves a trier.

[MrHowToDoIt]

@karatebuff

Please.

As if it's not the hardest thing possible to be a comedian alongside frankie.

[ellenmelon771]

@karatebuff Hugh Dennis is amazing! xXx

[touchgrindBMXvideos]

Is it how many times a day does Richard hammond guess when his wedding day was

[Thedreamycatcher]

the host of the show reminds me of shrek :)

[ChipArgyle]

Make sure you get your online hookup's e-mail address so you can tell her you've given her an STD later on.

[QueenBonesofdarkness]

I've got a good one for 8.6 million. is it how many windows xp computers and laptops crash every day

[Ryanlauph]

@QueenBonesofdarkness ^w^ True...

But you know, nobody uses XP anymore, it's Windows 7 and Vista :3

[iWalkOnU]

Snoopers?? No, no, no.. Creepers :D

[WoodymanTHEJ]

@iWalkOnU My, that'sssss a very nice connection you've made there...

[MrShapoopie]

Sit on MyFacebook

[TheJoesif]

i shared it on.....

Twitter, cos its better than Facebook

[Sez9591]

"i'm not constantly changing from giggly to cautious!"

[beamerball666]

Best lineup with Frankie&Russel

[GamerInari]

if you hit your face with your palm, its called facepalm, then if you hit your face with a book...

[sampicko]

Russell blowing up his fringe at 1:19

[Leoanda]

That 8.6 million pics being uploaded everyday is my sister ^_~

[TheTastyPineapple]

@Leoanda hit me up with some naked pics, thanks

[Rehinachan]

lol

[shokyu42]

No Frankie, I am that much of a sad pathetic loser.. :\

[Nickirkpatrick]

The U.K has four million users?

You think thats bad just you visit Scotland.

[alphaspecie224]

did anyone hear that giant HA! from an audience member at 2.30?

[specialfred1101]

Sit-on-my-Facebook lol XD

[wilesy1000]

hahahahahaha snoopers

[hazzziii97]

BBC cut him off coz his jokes got too rude. The joke that did it was something about Rebecca Addlington looking in the back end of a teaspoon

[stevietsuvideos]

@hazzziii97 wrong. If it was for his jokes he would have left a long time before he did.

[hazzziii97]

@stevietsuvideos the BBC had decided enough was enough his jokes nearly got him fired so many times but the rebecca adlington joke was the end of the line for him

[stevietsuvideos]

@hazzziii97 again wrong, Boyle left on his own accord he claimed it was a fight every week to get jokes on, and that is evident in most episodes with people talking over each other.

[SteelPokemonFan]

Reminds me of an argument I have with my friends:

Me: What's good about Facebook?

Them: It's social networking.

Me: So you can meet pedophiles and rapists.

Them: You don't have to accept friend requests, duh.

Me: So you just randomly choose who you're friends with by guessing. Great social networking!

[battleax86]

@SteelPokemonFan No, you just accept requests from people you know in real life. If you accept anyone that you don't know from somewhere else, you're an idiot.

[SteelPokemonFan]

@battleax86 Tell that to most of the people who use Facebook. Oh wait, most of the people who use Facebook are idiots.

[TheThreeHeadedDragon]

@SteelPokemonFan I only accept people I actually know.

[SteelPokemonFan]

@TheThreeHeadedDragon Yeah, and that's sensible, I was exaggerating massively when I wrote my comment. However, if you never accept anyone you don't know, then doesn't that go to show how terrible Facebook is at "social networking".

[TheAtheologian]

@SteelPokemonFan Tbh with your story I don't see the difference between social networkign and facebook o.O

[blaze2010x]

@SteelPokemonFan No. Have you ever used facebook? You add friends and people you know.

[rushtonian]

@SteelPokemonFan

Add only people you know? Dumb shit

[SteelPokemonFan]

@rushtonian Dumb shit? Wow, that's pretty cruel of you, or have you gotten so used to just swearing at people that the effect has worn off? Sure you can add only people you know, but then Facebook is just like any old chat room that you and your friends use, and the "social networking" aspect has completely disappeared.

That's what Facebook is, a social networking site, you're not meant to just add people you know.

[rushtonian]

@SteelPokemonFan Offense is taken, not given; sorry you felt that was cruel. Not really, the whole 'keeping in touch' element remains thus the social networking aspect is still core. Facebook is personal, you socialise with who you know, not strangers. Please try and understand that before you start adding random people you only just met.

[SteelPokemonFan]

@rushtonian Actually, social networking involves meeting new people, hence the social part. And also, even if you say not to do that, that isn't going to stop everyone else who does, so my point still stands.

[rushtonian]

@SteelPokemonFan Yeah, involves but that's not the core aspect of it, the core aspect is social networking with people you've met and are friendly with. Other social networks are more formal and business related but facebook is about real life friends not business. No it isn't going to stop everyone else but you as an individual have the power to be friends with who you want so why argue?

[SteelPokemonFan]

@rushtonian Facebook is a website that dedicated itself to social networking, but if it can only dedicates itself to the core aspect of it, then it's not very good as a social networking website. That is my point, others chose to argue.

[rushtonian]

@SteelPokemonFan You just have to accept the simple fact that facebook is it's own medium now and a key aspect of that is the whole friends vs strangers situation that most other social networking sites are engulfed in. If you want to accept random people, be my guest but I'll stick to real life friends because I know them from real life, understand?

[SteelPokemonFan]

@rushtonian Oh of course, I think that you have the right attitude compared to most people, but I still think that Facebook is a bad website.

[rushtonian]

@SteelPokemonFan

Why is it a bad website exactly?

[SteelPokemonFan]

@rushtonian It's a 'Jack of all trades, master of none' kind of website, there's nothing it does that other websites don't do better and there's not much that's actually good or appealing about it to me.

[rushtonian]

@SteelPokemonFan Chances are the majority of your friends are on there; it's easy to orgarnise events & keep track of lots of messages, beats every other website imo

[oppstoppersnopp]

@SteelPokemonFan That's some retarded arguments.

[Mohrkai]

@SteelPokemonFan

great comment on a social networking/video sharing website.

do you usually stand in your own piss and say your feet are wet?

[devotedatheist]

@SteelPokemonFan your*

[technicolorexplosion]

@devotedatheist Actually no...

[maddynelson]

i like how frankie totally knows how hilarious he is.

[MTCoblivsicas12345]

Whos Facebook changes everyday?

i wake up a miserable bastered i go to bed a miserable bastered lol Frankie

i dont get why people use Facebook its like sharing a diary with friends but no one cares whats in it.

[MiLkMaN63100]

"Is it simply how many things happen?" hahaha i love Frankie

[asimplewasteman]

Russel Howard is really not funny , just repeats his material

[WoodymanTHEJ]

@asimplewasteman Like the others don't do that. Ed Byrne on piracy, Stewart Francis's one liners, etc, etc.

[asimplewasteman]

@WoodymanTHEJ I pity the fool

[coruscantplanet]

2:40 is brilliant :)

"Dara is SURGING!" lol

[ewanmcfadyen]

"Every day" was in the question, Jo. Go play at the girlies table love

[SpAcEpOp9800]

SNOOPERS!

[dumbboss]

put on transcribe auto

[MiLkMaN63100]

is it how many times does Frankie Boyle slate Kerry Katona a day?

[2k10cal]

dara's 'snooper' face lol XD

[HannahMcIntyreXDx]

dara o'briain's face when you pause the video right at the start...:')

[pcvideogamer]

FB is the Internet's version of a mental asylum, a walled garden full of... i dunno, chain-wanking spazo's? sorry :)

[EdTheBadass]

How many things happen..?

:D

[eXPerienceyeah]

From 2:05 lol how true can it get

[NewtonKari]

What's the name of the guy who said 'sit on my facebook'?? he's funny :P

[Blitzun]

@NewtonKari Hugh Dennis

[anonymousollie]

ahh snoopers snooping around :D

[PowerPuffGirl678]

is it just things that happen everyday? lol

[TheAAbck]

facebooks arguments are the most funniest arguments in the world.

[lucylikeslollies]

i do think its really pathetic that some people change their statuses loads every day, its like they want to give a minute-by-minute news feed of their lives which have got to be very boring since their on facebook all the time.

[treker999]

Is it how many comments do i see about justin bieber and the number of dislikes when i log onto youtube?

[CoolKidsTonight]

DOES NOBODY GET LAID ANYMORE?!

[razissik]

@rockplannet1

No he didn't he was sacked from mock the week for his offensive jokes, I don't see why people watch it if they are offended

[CookiesAndGuns95]

I love this show, and I'm American!

[ipodxdude]

i know facebook, its on the internet...........wait.......­..IM ON THE INTERNET derpy derp derp

[Aniltheking]

@rockplannet1 when does his show come on ?

[rockplannet1]

@Aniltheking You can find it in the comedy section on TV Shows in youtube. Youtube isn't allowing links so go to TV Shows at the top of the page & find the comedy section & he should be on the home page.

[TheDominionOfElites]

@Aniltheking Its on Dave.

[hiyarubytuesday]

@Aniltheking nickfromfulham has every episode on their channel with the too hot for tv stuff :)

[Aniltheking]

@rockplanet1 when does his tv show come on ?

[TheDarkdude007]

where did frankiee go??

[rockplannet1]

@TheDarkdude007 He left to go on tour, then spend more time with his children & now he's on Channel 4 with his new TV show. Which has been in the news this week for his joke about Katie Price's son.

[frackcha]

@rockplannet1 wasnt it the columbine joke that killed it for him??

[PinkNinjaNews]

@frackcha im half colombian i found it hilarious i think it was the "ministry of war department of nigger bombing" i know some pansies that complained about that but if you heard the whole joke he said the governments racist

[frackcha]

@PinkNinjaNews no.. what i meant was... frankie boyle made a joke about the columbine massacre(not columbian), then shortly after stopped appearing on the show.... i think it was a step too far.... personally i think he is very funny indeed

[erico72]

@rockplannet1 could you please tell me how his program is called?

[ImDaPwincess]

@erico72 Frankie Boyle's tramadol nights

[TheBen2fly]

@rockplannet1 ahh Frankie

[carl478]

@rockplannet1 he left because he said it was becoming to hard for him to get his rude jokes on the show.

[bauer402]

@rockplannet1 oh damn, what did he say about harvey? :P

[ScopezMan]

@bauer402 He said "Kaite Price only went out with Alex ried so she could have someone strong enough to stop harvey trying to fuck her"

[mrmazzda]

@rockplannet1 That joke was fucking hilarious

[CrackingCJWS]

@rockplannet1 that joke was bloody hilarious, but also so harsh

[ZynkaGaming]

@rockplannet1 actually, he didnt like BBC because they was cutting down on his jokes and he didnt like what BBC was doing, he didnt get to do as much as he wanted, but yours are also reasons

[metallangus]

@PlasticKatanaProd Basically he just doesn't give a shit haha, i saw him last night, he was brilliant!

[Kaynas1988]

Frankie Boyle between 2:06-2:15 LOL

[releasemybeast16]

what am i missing is usa damn hes funny

[TorchwoodUK]

ive just looked, there is a sitonmyfacebook website, it looks like it might be adult however

[Atreryu]

11 people are smug londoners

[Galokot]

11 people don't know how to use facebook

[mooreso123]

Is 8.6 million how many times I login to pornhub a day ????

[AreaLambda]

2:16 is a bit of a delayed reaction i feel

[fallenmonkeytieryu]

8.6 million a day.....is it how many letters japan gets to hurry up WITH THE FUCKING ROBOT WOMEN!!!!

[callumccfc]

why did frankie actually leave mock the week?

[jphw1992]

@callumccfc for making a joke which people took to far and he left because he was either Fired or left because he didn't want to have to be censored

[Redheadfury]

@jphw1992 They "Asked him to leave" which is a nice way of saying they fired him.

[blobby1972]

@callumccfc because the bbc gave him his big break but the pay is rubbish .

[frazledazzle11]

@blobby1972 no his big break was on scottish telly read his book

[blobby1972]

@frazledazzle11 bbc Scotland may be

[Drjimbillybob]

The womans laugh and throwing head back seemed so fake

[MistaMase104]

@Drjimbillybob i wonder whos dick she sucked to get on the show, shes not funny at all.

[tebb1t]

@edster42 you don't work for Warrington Council do you?

[ilovecelebs9]

thats sooo true !! i love mock the week

[78Mollie]

11 people missed the likebutton on this vid :)

[tastybaseballbat]

i shared it on facebook

[TheJonahin1]

i dont compare myself to frankie boyle but if you were in a room with me and him we would come up with the same jokes to be honest lol

[J4IVI3S1992]

Frankie boyle is so fucking funny and hes actually right sad fucks who change there status 24/7 should be hanged they done it to saddam hussain its not fair that he just gets punished

[animeartist5678]

lol Russell's little victory gesture x luv u Russell xxx

[pcvideogamer]

farcebook is subservient to iqt(dot)org... wake up you freaking idiots

[MultiGammo]

why use facebook when you can have a pokey bum wank.

[CuriousVirga]

"Is it just, how many things happen?" See, THIS is how Frankie is funny, he's not when he's just being offensive.

[quillber]

facebook told me it would kill me if i tried to leave =´(

[omg0what0happened]

There are 10 very stupid people who missed the 'like' button..tut tut

[BitchBiz]

love Russells celebration

[chrisisscene]

really funny lol

[EpsilonCygni72]

i love how during this vid a pop up can on that would publish this on facebook...

[MugenSniperGeek]

thanks for uploading, very nice of you.

[Palkia792]

I understand that is definately the answer. I mean, I do go on the website, and many people have profile pictures constantly changing everyday and many more albums and pictures. Definately facebook is the website everybody love a lot

[rubberskater09]

I <3 Adam Hills! He is awesome, funny and gorgeous! :)

[rubberskater09]

I <3 Adam Hills =] he is awesome, funny and fit :)

[lauramax93]

"facebookers... if that's *actually* the term?" XP

[milla4da8killa]

Lol, why don't we have this in the US?

[stroketheboat]

@milla4da8killa probably because your networks would never air it?

(And, with respect, most Americans wouldn't find the humour funny?)

[sproutsareevil]

The speech bubble you added made me laugh.

[RamboStu]

They're making a big mistake letting Frankie go.

[mrgrahamhearn]

@RamboStu they had no choice he wanted to leave because the BBC are too restrictive on hes matereal

[version150]

my god this is such comedy for stella artois drinkers...

*yawn*

[liameya2006]

hahahahahaa amazing :P:P

[shypf18]

who is that woman ?

[FreakiestAsp]

@shypf18 she's jo caulfield

[beamerball666]

I still meet people&shag them

[fat1man1strangler]

lol at russels hair

[santis142]

@fat1man1strangler what about it?

[ksbnr1]

yeh it isn't really that funny...

[dizzygunner]

lol sit on my facebook :D

[akrock47]

@dizzygunner lol, it went so awkward wen he said that