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  • MY LEGS AREN'T QWOPERATING

  • the technique you started at 2:58 is how i won haa.

  • i actually completed it once... took me half an hour to scoot him the 100m on his knees.

  • press q and p at the same time and then w and o and you have to do a steady rhythm,

  • Somehow I got it to 17.9. How in the hell is any sain man supposed to get to 100m?

  • Funny shit

  • you are so funny

    

  • ministry of silly walks 2.0 

  • 4:46....that was very sexy

  • Personal Best 0.1 meters. I give up.

  • I actually hit 100 on the third go. But he humped his way there ... DEDICATION.

  • Genuine QWOP completion in record time, please watch

    watch?v=RABi_sXtTpI&context=C3­ce286fADOEgsToPDskJxK8zBcl_a6v­IJ09fXMrsb

  • 4:44 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA I love that part I laugh so much on every video :D

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  • @penguinz0 hahaha man i have never laughed so much in my entire life!

  • where do i find this game?

  • GOT UP TO 2.8M YES!

  • @4:46 his voice cracks

  • 4:30 to 4:40 is mt favorite part.

  • I can't stop laughing, it's not the dump game it is the comments being made as he plays the game.

  • I go Farther Backwards then I go Forward FML Gay ass Robot

  • at 2:15, that is still the most innovative technique yet.

  • Its funny cause when I play QWOP its actually very reminiscent of when I run

  • Most likely you wont read this, but if you do continue. My friend and I made this account and we are starting to post videos, they are us playing random flash games and yelling at each other, pretty entertaining. Give us a chance and we will do our best not to disappoint, you can ask us to play certain games so if there is one you know will make us hate each other by playing please tell us. Thank you for you time :D

  • This QWOP code named the robot asshole XDDD

  • omg, after watching this today i finally beat qwop. havent tried in a lonnng time but i watched this today for laughs and beat the game. took about 10 minutes tho.

  • Just found a tutorial on this /watch?v=eXEBM9ooUGQ&feature=r­elated

  • WO& QP

  • Lololololoolollololollolololol­olololololololl lololololololololololololololo­lol

  • 4:19 - 4:24

    Only Cr1tikal has the skill to get this weird-ass to do a backflip.

  • play GRIP ive tried it.. i regret it... but try it!

  • My friend BEAT yes BEAT the game on his first try he is pwner

  • 4:47 wait what

  • How the hell can you dislike this?

  • LMAO

  • im bawling my eyes out please the pause button wont work.

  • He sounds like Barney Rubble.

  • my younger bro made 100m with in 2 hours he tried like 100 times xD

  • XDD best video ever

  • 0:47

  • I lovee how he says "SHIIT !"

  • Codename: The Robot's Asshole.

  • fucking impossible

  • 12.6 yards. xD

  • So dryyyyy

  • a wise man once said a thousand miles starts with one step *falls on face*

  • you are the funniest guy on youtube I swear. do u have an Xbox if u do wat is ur gammer tag

  • @codhackzWII watch any given video of his for his gamer tag. Or go to his channel. He won't add you anyway so it doesn't matter. and stop being such an obvious cr1tikal noob

  • Hey just got 200 concussions

  • @BMORAESSMORAES i tryed that dude it didn't work

  • This guy is fucking hilarious

  • This video was featured in RayWilliamJohnson...look up "Goofy Run"! Thumbs up for awareness?

  • this is what you do press WO QP WO QP and so on

  • it sounded like he was starting a car

  • I played it and got 42.9 and then face planted

  • one cannot simply QWOP into mordor.

    

  • is it me or is this guy high as fuck? XD

  • You've gotta be repeating a quote from the video!!!

  • Mr. Bean :D

  • Keep pressing 4 when you watch the video lol

  • QWOP: A.K.A -the robots asshole!

  • :'DD

    Omg ! iLaughed so hard to this xD

    You made my day (:

  • id be fine if THIS black guy stole from me. i could steal it back then outrun him

  • 0:00 -- He's planking!!!!!!!

  • It was too funny, the guy looks like a invalid.

  • why do you talk like that?

  • You have a SEXY voice !!!

  • fucking code name the robots asshole.... HAHAHAHHAHAH

  • ur my idol

  • holy shit dude you are the funniest man alive, you can take anything and make it funny, accept my xbox F req. your fuckin awesome!

  • @7TheRedeemer7 FuriousFrazier

  • you could say his legs

    *puts on shades*

    Werent qwoperating

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

  • Thanks to your epic running technique, I finished 100.1m!! 8D

    Make the guy do the splits, then hold down W and slowly inch him along using Q! TA-DA!!

  • I used to run fast in QWOP but then I took some pavement to the knee

  • love it

  • I got to the finish line ONCE!!! and never again....

  • STOP CUSSING!

  • @bhottify Buzz Killington

  • i have one azerty keyboard.... fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

  • Omg I was trolling all the way through!!!

  • press wo then qp

  • Thumbs up if you have bet the game

    (yeah thats what i thought)

  • I'm in the best part of Youtube again.

  • @A5GRedwing666 the normal part of youtube

  • this game is easy. hold W and tap Q

  • i did it

  • U failed ... nice job

  • - 2 :D BEAT THAT LEBRON JAMES

  • an elephent licks me every day

  • I used your tecnique and got to 61.2!

  • My best is 94.7

  • Voice changer?

  • my best is 15.4

  • my best is 4.6 xD

  • wo step forward qp something else

  • jk 3.8m

  • beat ya 2m

    

  • This game wont qwoperate.

  • @MoDExZh3R hahaha awesome

  • 0:46

    what you drinking please

  • Seriously. Why to create such a game??? 0.o

  • just now played it. FUCKING 98.2 METERS

  • i have lost......the GAME

  • i got up to 75 .... meter

  • Greatest commentary of all time!

  • WOAH people still watch this

  • got to 22 meters using strategy @ 5:38 (;

  • You've gotta be licking my nipples with a tounge of an elephant!!!

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  • I got really far using the strategy 2:33 but then I hit the hurdle let me tell you that bitch is impossible to get over using this strategy

  • I finally got to 100 :)

    

  • Cr1tikal I love all of your videos. I'm also trying to start a video game commentary, any support would be very helpful, cause I am just now starting out. ^^

  • Your commentary made this hilarious

  • Lol

  • Best commentator EVAR!!! Haha lawlz....you've got to be licking my nipples with the tongue of an elephant!

  • Hump the ground wow really lol

  • I got to 75.4

  • I was laghing the hole time your the best comentater

  • i beat it. you hit wo, and then qp, and repeat

  • this is how i feel if i drink too much wiskey.

  • its QWOP! not Q-Wop

  • i'm not good at games at all but i tried this game after watching this and beat it pretty quickly. i love the video and i agree that the game is ridiculous but i realized its fairly easy if you basically crawl all the way to the end and don't use the calf buttons.

  • i just played QWOP for the first time and i got 6 meters, i feel so proud... i think.....

  • its not the most difficult ive solved  it on the thirth try

  • @sk3l3t865 My ass.

  • @sk3l3t865 ARENT YOU FUCKING COOL

  • 40 meters

  • my 7 year old sister got 100.5! what the fuck!

  • i got 52.1 meters :3

  • You have got to be licking my nipples...with the tongue of an elephant.

  • "que-whop"

  • How to walk:

    Use qw no op

    Q first then w

  • Please try The Unfair Platformer!

    =D

  • firrst step, w + o, as soon as foot hits ground go q + p and repeat! Good luck qwop'ers

  • My highest is over 40 meters

  • i beat this game on my first try. if u want proof i have a screenshot

  • y u no say exuse me!

  • "you must be licking my nipples with the tongue of an elephant" WOW

  • You can control the breath with pressing B...

  • He sounds like one of the characters on family guy

  • Heh. I am not bad at QWOP, I don't think. My best (running like a normal person) is 36 metres, but I have completed it with the knee hopping tactic. It took bloody ages.

  • 2:20 through 2:30 is the funniest quote

  • I was going to make a gay joke...

    butt fuck it...

  • @GigaHurting heard that about 500 fucking thousand times its not funny bro, if u want to get top comment think of something original.

  • why did you fuck up the aspect ratio?

  • "You have got to be licking my nipple with the tongue of an elephant" ROFL!!!!

    

  • 0:47

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  • Is it just me, or does his voice sound really fake....

  • @TheDewyDecimal it is as real as it can get i believe...

  • fucking hilarious!!!

  • "Holy shit what is going on with the character? What is this?! Looks like a fucking giraffe sucking it's thumb while giving birth! Human beings can't bend like that! This game is a fucking abomination to the human race!"

  • 11.7 meters so far :D

  • Men you are freakin funny lmao!

  • I got all the way to 100 meters using the one-knee-on-the-ground-with-th­e-other-leg-stretched-out-in-f­ront technique. =D

  • @redTalonsss i call it knee hopping.

  • I don't get why this video of critical has so many views considering that he has much funnier ones

  • Black

  • Im a germophobe. So basically when i heard you burp it pissed me off because i jumped land hit my head. Thanks . e_e

  • *buuurrrppp* yup

  • Can't breathe!!

  • My best was 3.3 meters. It's very hard to get him going.

  • wow.. I didn't know this was in one of RayWilliamJohnson's video :O

  • Looks like his legs aren't...

    *puts on sunglasses*

    ....QWOP-erating.

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAH!

  • @Ilikepenguins333 Looks like that joke *shades* got overused. YYEEEEAAAAAAAAHH

  • @Ilikepenguins333 clap clap clap

  • @Ilikepenguins333 funniest comment all day, well done

  • Looking at the game is funny, but your commentary makes it just hilarious !

  • The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step...JFK said that.

  • laugh my ass off!!!!!!

    

  • hahhahahhahahahah

    

  • u no that game is so easy I got 15 meters once