Most likely you wont read this, but if you do continue. My friend and I made this account and we are starting to post videos, they are us playing random flash games and yelling at each other, pretty entertaining. Give us a chance and we will do our best not to disappoint, you can ask us to play certain games so if there is one you know will make us hate each other by playing please tell us. Thank you for you time :D
omg, after watching this today i finally beat qwop. havent tried in a lonnng time but i watched this today for laughs and beat the game. took about 10 minutes tho.
@codhackzWII watch any given video of his for his gamer tag. Or go to his channel. He won't add you anyway so it doesn't matter. and stop being such an obvious cr1tikal noob
Cr1tikal I love all of your videos. I'm also trying to start a video game commentary, any support would be very helpful, cause I am just now starting out. ^^
i'm not good at games at all but i tried this game after watching this and beat it pretty quickly. i love the video and i agree that the game is ridiculous but i realized its fairly easy if you basically crawl all the way to the end and don't use the calf buttons.
Heh. I am not bad at QWOP, I don't think. My best (running like a normal person) is 36 metres, but I have completed it with the knee hopping tactic. It took bloody ages.
"Holy shit what is going on with the character? What is this?! Looks like a fucking giraffe sucking it's thumb while giving birth! Human beings can't bend like that! This game is a fucking abomination to the human race!"
MY LEGS AREN'T QWOPERATING
TheRyander 4 hours ago
the technique you started at 2:58 is how i won haa.
montrealmakeup 5 hours ago
i actually completed it once... took me half an hour to scoot him the 100m on his knees.
montrealmakeup 5 hours ago
press q and p at the same time and then w and o and you have to do a steady rhythm,
FILMcastSTUDIOS 5 hours ago
Somehow I got it to 17.9. How in the hell is any sain man supposed to get to 100m?
MaliceOnslaught 6 hours ago
Funny shit
barmaxe 8 hours ago
you are so funny
Fbombsstudio 11 hours ago
ministry of silly walks 2.0
LukeMcMasters 13 hours ago
4:46....that was very sexy
GermAsianGirl 13 hours ago
Personal Best 0.1 meters. I give up.
tomroan90 13 hours ago 5
I actually hit 100 on the third go. But he humped his way there ... DEDICATION.
mulberrytoast 14 hours ago 3
Genuine QWOP completion in record time, please watch
watch?v=RABi_sXtTpI&context=C3ce286fADOEgsToPDskJxK8zBcl_a6vIJ09fXMrsb
wicl9 17 hours ago
4:44 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA I love that part I laugh so much on every video :D
LBMetalGirl 19 hours ago
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LBMetalGirl 19 hours ago
@penguinz0 hahaha man i have never laughed so much in my entire life!
BuMChUm686 20 hours ago
where do i find this game?
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Robzo500 21 hours ago
GOT UP TO 2.8M YES!
ME211ipod 1 day ago
@4:46 his voice cracks
thegamez83 1 day ago
4:30 to 4:40 is mt favorite part.
thegamez83 1 day ago
I can't stop laughing, it's not the dump game it is the comments being made as he plays the game.
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i heard this game doesn't
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QWOP-ERATE
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OmeagaEceer 1 day ago
I go Farther Backwards then I go Forward FML Gay ass Robot
MrMonkeyLoving 1 day ago
at 2:15, that is still the most innovative technique yet.
cowgoesmoo2 1 day ago
Its funny cause when I play QWOP its actually very reminiscent of when I run
IROCK3556 1 day ago
Most likely you wont read this, but if you do continue. My friend and I made this account and we are starting to post videos, they are us playing random flash games and yelling at each other, pretty entertaining. Give us a chance and we will do our best not to disappoint, you can ask us to play certain games so if there is one you know will make us hate each other by playing please tell us. Thank you for you time :D
ZachAndNIckPlayGames 2 days ago
This QWOP code named the robot asshole XDDD
DCstarcraft2 2 days ago 8
omg, after watching this today i finally beat qwop. havent tried in a lonnng time but i watched this today for laughs and beat the game. took about 10 minutes tho.
1988blowme 2 days ago
Just found a tutorial on this /watch?v=eXEBM9ooUGQ&feature=related
PeopleGB 2 days ago
WO& QP
tanboy312 2 days ago
Lololololoolollololollolololololololololololl lolololololololololololololololol
tanboy312 2 days ago
4:19 - 4:24
Only Cr1tikal has the skill to get this weird-ass to do a backflip.
pogorules15 2 days ago
play GRIP ive tried it.. i regret it... but try it!
melon04200 2 days ago
My friend BEAT yes BEAT the game on his first try he is pwner
TheUliShow 2 days ago
4:47 wait what
Thimmet 2 days ago
How the hell can you dislike this?
skyalok 2 days ago
LMAO
Subbotheday 2 days ago
im bawling my eyes out please the pause button wont work.
Deidarax01 2 days ago
He sounds like Barney Rubble.
Mac1634 2 days ago
my younger bro made 100m with in 2 hours he tried like 100 times xD
sdadfbcvzbg 2 days ago
XDD best video ever
MrOREO96 2 days ago
0:47
mattex161 2 days ago
I lovee how he says "SHIIT !"
LilMamaTwerk14 2 days ago
Codename: The Robot's Asshole.
SoraPsycho 2 days ago
fucking impossible
kluth7754 2 days ago
12.6 yards. xD
Nyomi0910 2 days ago
So dryyyyy
MrMatzkie 3 days ago
a wise man once said a thousand miles starts with one step *falls on face*
ana1crotchmuffin 3 days ago
you are the funniest guy on youtube I swear. do u have an Xbox if u do wat is ur gammer tag
codhackzWII 3 days ago
@codhackzWII watch any given video of his for his gamer tag. Or go to his channel. He won't add you anyway so it doesn't matter. and stop being such an obvious cr1tikal noob
Intelligenttrees 3 days ago
Hey just got 200 concussions
XanaduFan98 3 days ago
@BMORAESSMORAES i tryed that dude it didn't work
Anthonypugluvur 3 days ago
This guy is fucking hilarious
Kizel19 3 days ago
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"Voted most likely to become a rock in highschool"
"yeah getting funky with my self"
"when i catch up to her im gona squeez all the milk from her titties"
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"clouds r my enemy in this game and in real life"
"what am suppose to do with it? am i suppose to slap the fish with it?"
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robertjoe1000 3 days ago
This video was featured in RayWilliamJohnson...look up "Goofy Run"! Thumbs up for awareness?
DarkMarc9001 3 days ago
this is what you do press WO QP WO QP and so on
BMORAESSMORAES 3 days ago
it sounded like he was starting a car
bubblegirls129 3 days ago
I played it and got 42.9 and then face planted
kajagoogoofan14 3 days ago
one cannot simply QWOP into mordor.
NJRFilms1 3 days ago
is it me or is this guy high as fuck? XD
DeCenterAd 3 days ago
You've gotta be repeating a quote from the video!!!
extremegamemaster 3 days ago
Mr. Bean :D
HellDog62 3 days ago
Keep pressing 4 when you watch the video lol
UkrainianDragon1993 3 days ago
QWOP: A.K.A -the robots asshole!
ThatKidWhoSnowboards 3 days ago
:'DD
Omg ! iLaughed so hard to this xD
You made my day (:
JossyHBiC 3 days ago
id be fine if THIS black guy stole from me. i could steal it back then outrun him
TheezGuyz 4 days ago
0:00 -- He's planking!!!!!!!
bchau1000 4 days ago
It was too funny, the guy looks like a invalid.
FangWuTian 4 days ago
why do you talk like that?
johnnypaet 4 days ago
You have a SEXY voice !!!
Mrsilovecountry 4 days ago
fucking code name the robots asshole.... HAHAHAHHAHAH
XxThEDarKSydExX 4 days ago
ur my idol
XxThEDarKSydExX 4 days ago
holy shit dude you are the funniest man alive, you can take anything and make it funny, accept my xbox F req. your fuckin awesome!
7TheRedeemer7 4 days ago
@7TheRedeemer7 FuriousFrazier
7TheRedeemer7 4 days ago
you could say his legs
*puts on shades*
Werent qwoperating
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
CalebTaylor26 4 days ago
Thanks to your epic running technique, I finished 100.1m!! 8D
Make the guy do the splits, then hold down W and slowly inch him along using Q! TA-DA!!
GrowTheTruth 5 days ago
I used to run fast in QWOP but then I took some pavement to the knee
iGNiTePS3TWiSTeR 5 days ago
love it
IphoneWhizz 5 days ago
I got to the finish line ONCE!!! and never again....
littlebostranger 5 days ago
STOP CUSSING!
bhottify 5 days ago
@bhottify Buzz Killington
gwu2011 5 days ago
i have one azerty keyboard.... fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
bitchemasqued 5 days ago
Omg I was trolling all the way through!!!
hardblitz9 5 days ago
press wo then qp
ToneDefOfficial 5 days ago
Thumbs up if you have bet the game
(yeah thats what i thought)
mrjuls070 5 days ago
I'm in the best part of Youtube again.
A5GRedwing666 5 days ago 31
@A5GRedwing666 the normal part of youtube
TheMoskas100 1 day ago
this game is easy. hold W and tap Q
thereisnospoon69 5 days ago
i did it
435sk8ter 6 days ago
U failed ... nice job
mikeknight42 6 days ago
- 2 :D BEAT THAT LEBRON JAMES
SCMowns1 6 days ago
an elephent licks me every day
thecodplayer2000 6 days ago
I used your tecnique and got to 61.2!
pizzaman727 6 days ago
My best is 94.7
Zakary42 6 days ago
Voice changer?
Caleb5617 6 days ago
my best is 15.4
MrOREO96 6 days ago
my best is 4.6 xD
pitdock2 6 days ago
wo step forward qp something else
Iclickudrop 6 days ago
jk 3.8m
sheikhja04 6 days ago
beat ya 2m
sheikhja04 6 days ago
This game wont qwoperate.
MoDExZh3R 6 days ago 112
@MoDExZh3R hahaha awesome
cekinxxx 5 days ago
0:46
what you drinking please
11hadram11 1 week ago
Seriously. Why to create such a game??? 0.o
j23fhg2m 1 week ago
just now played it. FUCKING 98.2 METERS
Just2Comment789 1 week ago
i have lost......the GAME
MrShadowStalker1911 1 week ago
i got up to 75 .... meter
TheThenoobman 1 week ago
Greatest commentary of all time!
skip2mylou05 1 week ago
WOAH people still watch this
bryokyo 1 week ago
got to 22 meters using strategy @ 5:38 (;
hrdcoredncr17 1 week ago
You've gotta be licking my nipples with a tounge of an elephant!!!
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AlexMathersShady 1 week ago
I got really far using the strategy 2:33 but then I hit the hurdle let me tell you that bitch is impossible to get over using this strategy
jdude1357114 1 week ago
I finally got to 100 :)
TheDutchbag123 1 week ago
Cr1tikal I love all of your videos. I'm also trying to start a video game commentary, any support would be very helpful, cause I am just now starting out. ^^
Blakkout69 1 week ago
Your commentary made this hilarious
angelsofdebauchery 1 week ago
Lol
AndieGoesRawr 1 week ago
Best commentator EVAR!!! Haha lawlz....you've got to be licking my nipples with the tongue of an elephant!
MinecraftBuddy2 1 week ago
Hump the ground wow really lol
vaynelark3 1 week ago
I got to 75.4
TonywithToxicPotato 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
I was laghing the hole time your the best comentater
Hdxredneck 1 week ago
i beat it. you hit wo, and then qp, and repeat
MesseHands 1 week ago
this is how i feel if i drink too much wiskey.
bsrkoacar 1 week ago
its QWOP! not Q-Wop
cramersmash 1 week ago
i'm not good at games at all but i tried this game after watching this and beat it pretty quickly. i love the video and i agree that the game is ridiculous but i realized its fairly easy if you basically crawl all the way to the end and don't use the calf buttons.
nicparmesan 1 week ago
i just played QWOP for the first time and i got 6 meters, i feel so proud... i think.....
Xxlilmissk8erxX 1 week ago
its not the most difficult ive solved it on the thirth try
sk3l3t865 1 week ago
@sk3l3t865 My ass.
magnusm1 1 week ago
@sk3l3t865 ARENT YOU FUCKING COOL
ProudEaglesFan 1 week ago
40 meters
2013Epsilon 1 week ago
my 7 year old sister got 100.5! what the fuck!
OscarArceTV 1 week ago
i got 52.1 meters :3
RockBandMaster64 1 week ago
You have got to be licking my nipples...with the tongue of an elephant.
aisaacn 1 week ago
"que-whop"
JiiKim 1 week ago
How to walk:
Use qw no op
Q first then w
xXPyroTimeXx 1 week ago
Please try The Unfair Platformer!
=D
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FibreZHD 1 week ago
firrst step, w + o, as soon as foot hits ground go q + p and repeat! Good luck qwop'ers
L2eatShrimp 1 week ago
My highest is over 40 meters
MrXProjectX 1 week ago
i beat this game on my first try. if u want proof i have a screenshot
matter0ni 1 week ago
y u no say exuse me!
MrsVegeta1 1 week ago
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"you must be licking my nipples with the tongue of an elephant" WOW
thatyellowfellow 1 week ago
"you must be licking my nipples with the tongue of an elephant" WOW
thatyellowfellow 1 week ago
You can control the breath with pressing B...
Master8344 1 week ago
He sounds like one of the characters on family guy
Beyblader239 1 week ago
Heh. I am not bad at QWOP, I don't think. My best (running like a normal person) is 36 metres, but I have completed it with the knee hopping tactic. It took bloody ages.
mymphr 1 week ago
2:20 through 2:30 is the funniest quote
kindofimportant0 1 week ago
I was going to make a gay joke...
butt fuck it...
GigaHurting 1 week ago
@GigaHurting heard that about 500 fucking thousand times its not funny bro, if u want to get top comment think of something original.
xbackfiirez 1 week ago
why did you fuck up the aspect ratio?
whiterottenrabbit 1 week ago
"You have got to be licking my nipple with the tongue of an elephant" ROFL!!!!
Elizabeth301085 1 week ago
0:47
OpticJBigBalls 1 week ago
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OpticJBigBalls 1 week ago
Is it just me, or does his voice sound really fake....
TheDewyDecimal 1 week ago
@TheDewyDecimal it is as real as it can get i believe...
Sarenna3982 1 week ago
fucking hilarious!!!
XxSmileySniperxX 1 week ago
"Holy shit what is going on with the character? What is this?! Looks like a fucking giraffe sucking it's thumb while giving birth! Human beings can't bend like that! This game is a fucking abomination to the human race!"
Snapeluver100 1 week ago
11.7 meters so far :D
loverofmythology 1 week ago
Men you are freakin funny lmao!
MrPhilAlmighty 1 week ago
I got all the way to 100 meters using the one-knee-on-the-ground-with-the-other-leg-stretched-out-in-front technique. =D
redTalonsss 1 week ago
@redTalonsss i call it knee hopping.
ShadeSlayer1911 1 week ago in playlist Comedy
I don't get why this video of critical has so many views considering that he has much funnier ones
Koryo8 1 week ago
Black
jrolla65 1 week ago
Im a germophobe. So basically when i heard you burp it pissed me off because i jumped land hit my head. Thanks . e_e
yoshay101 1 week ago
*buuurrrppp* yup
lococuhz 1 week ago
Can't breathe!!
dramageekproduction1 1 week ago
My best was 3.3 meters. It's very hard to get him going.
libertarianlogic 1 week ago
wow.. I didn't know this was in one of RayWilliamJohnson's video :O
GroomiiHD 1 week ago
Looks like his legs aren't...
*puts on sunglasses*
....QWOP-erating.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Ilikepenguins333 1 week ago 192
@Ilikepenguins333 Looks like that joke *shades* got overused. YYEEEEAAAAAAAAHH
gazzxr 1 week ago
@Ilikepenguins333 clap clap clap
llJAFYll 1 week ago
@Ilikepenguins333 funniest comment all day, well done
MrROTD 1 week ago
Looking at the game is funny, but your commentary makes it just hilarious !
8beatful 1 week ago
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step...JFK said that.
3Dtacos 1 week ago
laugh my ass off!!!!!!
johnsuekid 1 week ago
hahhahahhahahahah
BrancZG 1 week ago
u no that game is so easy I got 15 meters once
Kartkid123 1 week ago