The Despicable Axe Murder In Huyton, Merseyside (2005) by Sir Steven Ilchev [Take EEE1]

[polperro04]

Gandywan, art thou per chance autistic?

[gandywan]

ah but but but but but pencils can become brittle causing it to break off at the tip an become stuck in various pieces of equipment

[dixiedean73]

you fuckin spaz

[polperro04]

Hiya, my sweet illiterate vulgar Toffee Nose. Why besmirch the name of a proper gentleman of bygone epochs (albeit for the wrong end of Merseyside)? You obviously cannot express yourself cogently so you have to resort to cheap as chips verbal abuse. Boy, oh boy... am I glad that I left The 'Pool in 1990. My beloved city seems to be producing too many eejits for comfort. If you fail to understand my essay and all you can do is insult me for standing up for my birthcity and human values then you

[polperro04]

my dear nipper are a sad case!

[zwpower85]

Awesome.