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  • Love his scream so much LOL

  • love,love,love this fellow. Cute, very cute, more cute than cute.

  • I remember watching this on TV about a million times because Just for Laughs reruns it alot. I laugh like a crazy person every time hahaha.

  • @Glamoxable That's because he IS the voice actor of Yusuf Amir from GTA IV.

  • i love the way he it anywhere with is comedy.

  • He's awesome with accents.

  • This guy sounds like he's the voice actor of Yusuf Amir from GTA IV

  • @Glamoxable he is

  • this guy is amazing

  • he is funny fat tub of shit

  • HAHA Yusuf AMIR!

  • lmao @ the idea of Carrottop in Kabul

  • holy shit this guy is funny

  • Fundamentalism joke ruled. All I have to say.

  • @MrNaryal wow what a shit reply. I expect better from people on the internet

  • @fresh3456 ahhhahhhaha

  • @MrNaryal your mom is a very boring dicksucker...but I still give her work every week

  • ive just seen the same show 3 times just on utube... every link ive clicked on :S!!! im tryna watch his videos on this cz i found him quite funny on television!!! but this is rather lame! how many times? :S

  • Love this guy.....he's hilarious

  • Brilliant

  • Omid Djalili is British, of Iranian origin, and is Bahá'í, not Muslim.

  • he also did all those jokes in Live at the apollo

  • Royal Variety Performance 2006 too

  • @TheeSuperJazzer duh....tell me one comedian that doesnt repeat his performance at least once in every venue

  • lovly british iranian terrorist love him funny :D

  • he said all this on live at the apollo :/

  • he is iraninan

  • @sarahghaffari well from london, born in the uk, but parents are iranian

  • yeah change your jokes man!

  • sounds a bit off

  • they took out the nazi joke

  • Musliam nutcase with a hook!!!! Funnny

  • @keh678 he's not muslim

  • I know he is Iranian, but really he's British

  • @keh678 sorry i replied before i watched the video and I realised the muslim nutcase with a hook was in the sketch. Apologies x

  • @keh678 impossible

  • whats impossible? He talked without his accent in a number of specials.

  • @keh678 not white simple.

  • he is a class act.. so funny.. is he really from Iran? any shows in IRELAND..

  • He's from England

  • haha,, ' i thought i'd give comedy a crack and i tell what,, . . it's going really well ' x pahaha gd stuff

  • he uses the same jokes over and over again

  • if You like this, You may also enjoy watching "FUCKED in SPACE" on U-Tube

  • LOL this guys awesome

  • u should hear him talking bout a suicide bombing school... heres a sample (teacher)"hey kid where's your bag?" (kid)"i left it on the bus" (teacher)"well done, house point for you"

  • what im hearing is a muffled sound what im sensing is shame...hahahah what year was this

  • 02...

  • fuckin hell , the shark joke- laughed like nuts

  • dudes in the new Grand Theft Auto episode on xbox

  • bahaha d'ostie tabernak!

  • He was pretty funny in The Mummy. Too bad a scarab crawled into his head and started eating his brain

  • "Dah osti tabarnak!" LOLOOOOL!

  • lol.this is a repeat at the apollo like someone said but this dude i can laugh at again and again.man smashed it.he got crowd control

  • he does these exact jokes on live at the apollo :(

  • sad but true. he sometimes does the same jokes more than one time.

  • so do all comedians though

  • it's called a routine, and every comic has one. when they come up with enough new material they go out and play the circuit again.

  • @ajre82 Similar to how bands work.

  • Oliver Reed held him by the nuts. True story.

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  • this guy looks exactly like the character john silver developed by disney for the treasure planet movie! besides: he is sexy like hell: can`t explain it myself...

  • his jokes are all the same.. look for him @ the apollo theater....

  • called a Stand up routine.

  • this is the guy from the mummy that got all the bugs in his body.

  • ya he is.

  • Yep, and I believe he does the voice of the fat cat in 'Over the Hedge'

  • funny shit

  • lol, i laugh every time i hear one of his jokes, he's one of my fave comedians!

  • lol he is so awesome xD

  • looooool Godzilla having a bad dream

  • Is this in America or London?

  • montreal, canada

  • neither, this was recorded @ the Just for Laughs Festival in Montreal, Canada

  • its in quebec which is in canada wich is awesome :)))

  • the shark joke is halarios

  • hahahhaha definitely one of the best skits i've ever seen!

  • Atleast he is smart

  • I love the honest Iraniian Asif joke

  • it might just be me but is the audio not synced to the vid it seems way off to the point it's unwatchable

    on a better note Omid Djalili ius a class act gotta love him

  • he is soo funny! hahaha just loved it.

  • he's funny, but the jokes r the same and in the same order. gets kinda predictable after a while

  • 1:13 well sounds like clarkson

  • osti tbarnak jajajja

  • cool

  • hmm this is a long shot, but does any1 know wat tht bellydance song is called?? cuz its well funny wen he does that dance lol

  • this is what godzilla sounds like when he wakes up....gggygyguykilkuhkgl......­AH BELLY DANCE

  • please keep the laughter coming it helps witht he asslym application hahaha

  • No laugh? Belly dance.

  • ahahahahahaha i love the accents XD

  • hahaha loved every minute of it XD

  • was this guy in the first mummy movie

  • yep

  • Great talent! Poor material. He needs a professional scriptwrite to keep it freish and exciting. Regurgitating the same stuff all the time makes it dull and mundane.

  • Belly dancing... lol

  • this is so funny!!

  • this guy is brilliant very very funny.

    hey american please don't exterminate them.

    just say no to the jews ;) lol

  • He is SUCH a goof :)

  • all his jokes are the same -.-"

  • what was the official reason for execution?!

  • props and ginger head too irritating.

  • what is ginger head? what is the significance? what is he talking about?

  • this comedian called carrot top has this crazy ridiculous red afro and its called a ginger head colloquially. and he also uses lots of props s ppl find him repetitive and irritating

  • C'MO0N the truth is every other comedian love to pick at him he is not that bad plus the guy is my age and have a show in vegas those things can get you pretty rich

  • No one has a ginger hair in Afganistan, and you stand out like sour tomb. and it becomes a distraction for people

  • well yeah. half the battle when it comes to comedy is presentation. so he should get some new material.

  • yea he uses the same jokes everytime i see him

  • He is British. He was born in London to an Iranian father and English mother. He has an upper class English accent and has never lived in Iran.

  • his mom and dad are both iranian

  • what does he say after "death to canada"?

  • i think he swears in french or says something rude in french. cuz only a few people in the audience laugh.

  • when does he swear in french?

  • he swears in "québécois" because he's in Montreal I imagine.

  • He says "esti" "tabernack" there very common French Canadian swears, all having to do with the catholic church.

  • he so so so makes me laugh he so so so funny he my fav ever comidean he really make me smile xxxx

  • i never knew chavettes smile.

  • hahaha me to

  • I Love this man :) I saw him live at the warwick bahai festival 08 and i was laughing so hard i was nearly crying :D

  • jooookes

  • QUIET, SHUT UP!!! NO CLAPPING! xD

  • YO his accents are crazy good!

  • HAHAHAHAHA

  • I have only a few words to say. Funny as f**K!

  • shut up .. don't clap. ! lol great stuff, i watched this on CBC when it first aired. Great stuff.

  • No he doesent you idiot

  • yea he does. every stand up does. you gotta. eddie murphy did it, adam sandler did it. but that's ok to ppl who aren't giant fans of them like u. repeating jokes help make non-fans become fans.

  • LOL! Watch more than just 3 of his shows, and go to his webpage and you will se that he does not! Stop comming with these claims without researching it...

  • it's not a bad thing, don't get me wrong. you're being defensive cuz u like him, that's ok. but don't take my comment negatively. what comics usually do is re-use jokes that work. it's the drill. but that's OK. he'll become famous one day

  • he and lee evans are the only stand up comedians I find funny, man this guys a fucking genius

  • godzilla having a bad dream LMFAO!!!

  • ...belly dance LMAO!!!

  • to get the balanced voice of the middle east we go to the Muslim nut case with a hook. LOL hes so right, western media always show crazy Muslims and not the real peaceful ones.

  • 'DON'T CLAP!!!' lmao

  • did you know, this guy was in POC3?

    and guess what? I met his daughter during a summer camp in the czech. and we're good friends too. ^_^

    guess waht my reaction was when I heard her father was a comedian. ;D

  • wow, i went to czech, didn't meet his daughter damnitt!!! :D

    This dood is sooo funni!!!

  • i know, eh? :)

  • aint it quality when a man can take the piss out of his own religion! fair play to him its wot his race needs, they are too extreme lol i love it!!!

  • LoL, he said himself one voice makes the whole religion look extreme?Did u even watch the vid he aint takin da piss...his usin it 2 make a point.

  • Ahahahaaaa!! I recorded this guy on Live At The Apollo- made me laugh the first time, the second time, the ninth time... great guy. very amicable personality... ^_^ cant help but giggle...

  • aahahahahaha swearing in Quebecois that is amazing!!!!

  • this guy is really good :)

  • this video has been edited, many scenes cut

  • lol

  • Very funny.

  • LOL OMG LMAO :)

  • Oh grow up

  • wats ur ethnicity?

  • ROFLMAO We're Running out of Oil!!!!!!!!!!

  • He's pretty funny 5/5

  • YES!!! GENIUS! LOL!!!!! what a con artist, amazing comedian

  • hey...thats mean..we germans have some good comedians..

    "dieter nuhr" for example..and "oliver kalkofe" they are really great :)

    omid is quite funny, but no comparism to chapelle, cook, hetchberg, or kalkofe/nuhr ;)

  • huh, tolerant guy there XD

    omg how stupid can someone be?

  • This guys great i remember him from the Whoopi show.

  • This guy is so funny.

  • Doesnt he have an English accent in real life.

  • Yes engurland Omid Djalili does have an English accent in real life.

  • isnt this the jailor from The Mummy?

  • I thought that to ! lol

  • yeah he is

  • Yeah thats him

  • lol

    I love this guy! lol xD

    Cracks me up every time.

  • that.... wasn't funny.....

    but hey everyone gots different taste right?

  • He voiced a cat in Over The Hedge lol

  • He was in Gladiator as well

  • lol hes so funny "shut up i have no time for claping!" lol

  • OMG!!! THIS MAN IS HILARIOUS!!!!

  • wel funny, so original XD lmao

  • lol! Hey after watching this clip, read all the comments left. Thats another laugh right there.

  • internet fights are stupid

  • Hilarious :P