ive just seen the same show 3 times just on utube... every link ive clicked on :S!!! im tryna watch his videos on this cz i found him quite funny on television!!! but this is rather lame! how many times? :S
u should hear him talking bout a suicide bombing school... heres a sample (teacher)"hey kid where's your bag?" (kid)"i left it on the bus" (teacher)"well done, house point for you"
this guy looks exactly like the character john silver developed by disney for the treasure planet movie! besides: he is sexy like hell: can`t explain it myself...
Great talent! Poor material. He needs a professional scriptwrite to keep it freish and exciting. Regurgitating the same stuff all the time makes it dull and mundane.
this comedian called carrot top has this crazy ridiculous red afro and its called a ginger head colloquially. and he also uses lots of props s ppl find him repetitive and irritating
C'MO0N the truth is every other comedian love to pick at him he is not that bad plus the guy is my age and have a show in vegas those things can get you pretty rich
yea he does. every stand up does. you gotta. eddie murphy did it, adam sandler did it. but that's ok to ppl who aren't giant fans of them like u. repeating jokes help make non-fans become fans.
LOL! Watch more than just 3 of his shows, and go to his webpage and you will se that he does not! Stop comming with these claims without researching it...
it's not a bad thing, don't get me wrong. you're being defensive cuz u like him, that's ok. but don't take my comment negatively. what comics usually do is re-use jokes that work. it's the drill. but that's OK. he'll become famous one day
to get the balanced voice of the middle east we go to the Muslim nut case with a hook. LOL hes so right, western media always show crazy Muslims and not the real peaceful ones.
Ahahahaaaa!! I recorded this guy on Live At The Apollo- made me laugh the first time, the second time, the ninth time... great guy. very amicable personality... ^_^ cant help but giggle...
Love his scream so much LOL
Shankovich 6 days ago
love,love,love this fellow. Cute, very cute, more cute than cute.
naharibegemot 1 month ago
I remember watching this on TV about a million times because Just for Laughs reruns it alot. I laugh like a crazy person every time hahaha.
CrazyUpsetter 9 months ago
@Glamoxable That's because he IS the voice actor of Yusuf Amir from GTA IV.
nmatavka 10 months ago
i love the way he it anywhere with is comedy.
78brother 11 months ago
He's awesome with accents.
mtlson 1 year ago
This guy sounds like he's the voice actor of Yusuf Amir from GTA IV
Glamoxable 1 year ago 5
@Glamoxable he is
misterzeerow 1 month ago
this guy is amazing
tramoliter 1 year ago
he is funny fat tub of shit
nikonxxx 1 year ago
HAHA Yusuf AMIR!
CroationLiberty 1 year ago
lmao @ the idea of Carrottop in Kabul
WindmillStalker 1 year ago
holy shit this guy is funny
gamer025 1 year ago
Fundamentalism joke ruled. All I have to say.
hookong2992 1 year ago
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fucking terrorist cunt. funny as the pox. he is fat talentless fucking muppet. should be shot
peter7409 1 year ago
@MrNaryal wow what a shit reply. I expect better from people on the internet
fresh3456 1 year ago
@fresh3456 ahhhahhhaha
vidmunkey 1 year ago
@MrNaryal your mom is a very boring dicksucker...but I still give her work every week
fresh3456 1 year ago
ive just seen the same show 3 times just on utube... every link ive clicked on :S!!! im tryna watch his videos on this cz i found him quite funny on television!!! but this is rather lame! how many times? :S
seeka786 1 year ago
Love this guy.....he's hilarious
SweetWhiskerz 1 year ago
Brilliant
TheWayshowerTube 1 year ago
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this fucker tells the same jokes...
samforever321 1 year ago
Omid Djalili is British, of Iranian origin, and is Bahá'í, not Muslim.
buddawiser 1 year ago 8
he also did all those jokes in Live at the apollo
TheeSuperJazzer 1 year ago
Royal Variety Performance 2006 too
02049202 1 year ago
@TheeSuperJazzer duh....tell me one comedian that doesnt repeat his performance at least once in every venue
SweetWhiskerz 1 year ago
lovly british iranian terrorist love him funny :D
TheeSuperJazzer 1 year ago
he said all this on live at the apollo :/
samturner123 1 year ago 2
he is iraninan
sarahghaffari 1 year ago
@sarahghaffari well from london, born in the uk, but parents are iranian
manslayer1972 1 year ago
yeah change your jokes man!
InathGanj 1 year ago 2
sounds a bit off
mazdabtful1 2 years ago
they took out the nazi joke
maccyjames64 2 years ago
Musliam nutcase with a hook!!!! Funnny
keh678 2 years ago
@keh678 he's not muslim
99domino99 1 year ago
I know he is Iranian, but really he's British
keh678 1 year ago 3
@keh678 sorry i replied before i watched the video and I realised the muslim nutcase with a hook was in the sketch. Apologies x
99domino99 1 year ago 2
@keh678 impossible
sirxho888 1 year ago
whats impossible? He talked without his accent in a number of specials.
keh678 1 year ago
@keh678 not white simple.
sirxho888 1 year ago
he is a class act.. so funny.. is he really from Iran? any shows in IRELAND..
fairhillnorrie 2 years ago
He's from England
keh678 2 years ago
haha,, ' i thought i'd give comedy a crack and i tell what,, . . it's going really well ' x pahaha gd stuff
LoveWithoutMeaning 2 years ago 2
he uses the same jokes over and over again
Thisisalib 2 years ago 3
if You like this, You may also enjoy watching "FUCKED in SPACE" on U-Tube
DoctorScuba 2 years ago
LOL this guys awesome
roughryder5 2 years ago
u should hear him talking bout a suicide bombing school... heres a sample (teacher)"hey kid where's your bag?" (kid)"i left it on the bus" (teacher)"well done, house point for you"
Blake2OO7 2 years ago 2
what im hearing is a muffled sound what im sensing is shame...hahahah what year was this
DrGreenThumbin 2 years ago
02...
TinyLungs 2 years ago
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this bloke is just not funny ,, end of story ,, move on with ur little lifes.
MrSennagod 2 years ago
fuckin hell , the shark joke- laughed like nuts
reazrj 2 years ago 41
dudes in the new Grand Theft Auto episode on xbox
unreal030 2 years ago
bahaha d'ostie tabernak!
blakerwalk 2 years ago
He was pretty funny in The Mummy. Too bad a scarab crawled into his head and started eating his brain
ATOMICNEWFIE 2 years ago 5
"Dah osti tabarnak!" LOLOOOOL!
livejoker22 2 years ago
lol.this is a repeat at the apollo like someone said but this dude i can laugh at again and again.man smashed it.he got crowd control
drfreemason 2 years ago 8
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man ,as an iranian i should say that this guy is so boring.
fedornavid 2 years ago
he does these exact jokes on live at the apollo :(
mikeyduke10 2 years ago
sad but true. he sometimes does the same jokes more than one time.
FordHugheClees94 2 years ago 4
so do all comedians though
topar1000 2 years ago
it's called a routine, and every comic has one. when they come up with enough new material they go out and play the circuit again.
ajre82 2 years ago 41
@ajre82 Similar to how bands work.
666wrathofheaven666 1 year ago
Oliver Reed held him by the nuts. True story.
ZenBarracuda 2 years ago 3
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ambreen1974 2 years ago
this guy looks exactly like the character john silver developed by disney for the treasure planet movie! besides: he is sexy like hell: can`t explain it myself...
girlofcolours2 2 years ago
his jokes are all the same.. look for him @ the apollo theater....
sheffieldgeezer 2 years ago
called a Stand up routine.
RagnarokSensei 2 years ago 5
this is the guy from the mummy that got all the bugs in his body.
nations1992 2 years ago
ya he is.
slevanian77 2 years ago
Yep, and I believe he does the voice of the fat cat in 'Over the Hedge'
SnickersMuis85 2 years ago
funny shit
theguitargod234 2 years ago
lol, i laugh every time i hear one of his jokes, he's one of my fave comedians!
Totaly14 2 years ago
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his acent sucks its sounds arabic
neemanater 2 years ago
lol he is so awesome xD
PunkyGirlx3 2 years ago
looooool Godzilla having a bad dream
Promi8 2 years ago
Is this in America or London?
batmanjokertwoface 2 years ago
montreal, canada
fabianv94 2 years ago 5
neither, this was recorded @ the Just for Laughs Festival in Montreal, Canada
lightcrew 2 years ago
its in quebec which is in canada wich is awesome :)))
slevanian77 2 years ago 3
the shark joke is halarios
canbow12 2 years ago
hahahhaha definitely one of the best skits i've ever seen!
Punky156 2 years ago
Atleast he is smart
AngeredsBC 2 years ago 3
I love the honest Iraniian Asif joke
AmeliaKC173 2 years ago 2
it might just be me but is the audio not synced to the vid it seems way off to the point it's unwatchable
on a better note Omid Djalili ius a class act gotta love him
parrot213 2 years ago
he is soo funny! hahaha just loved it.
missafglala 2 years ago 2
he's funny, but the jokes r the same and in the same order. gets kinda predictable after a while
bu0sultan 2 years ago
1:13 well sounds like clarkson
xed360x 2 years ago
osti tbarnak jajajja
b3lurxxxm3duza 2 years ago
cool
66IS666 2 years ago
hmm this is a long shot, but does any1 know wat tht bellydance song is called?? cuz its well funny wen he does that dance lol
boboshah 2 years ago
this is what godzilla sounds like when he wakes up....gggygyguykilkuhkgl......AH BELLY DANCE
Trademark3001 2 years ago 3
please keep the laughter coming it helps witht he asslym application hahaha
TakeNoPrisonerz 2 years ago
No laugh? Belly dance.
nekkro92 2 years ago
ahahahahahaha i love the accents XD
kingtitan23 3 years ago 3
hahaha loved every minute of it XD
Punky156 3 years ago 2
was this guy in the first mummy movie
anthonylalonde 3 years ago 6
yep
tomsta29 3 years ago
Great talent! Poor material. He needs a professional scriptwrite to keep it freish and exciting. Regurgitating the same stuff all the time makes it dull and mundane.
ISS2010 3 years ago 4
Belly dancing... lol
leojerdi 3 years ago 2
this is so funny!!
MoeRocker 3 years ago 3
this guy is brilliant very very funny.
hey american please don't exterminate them.
just say no to the jews ;) lol
ErikCartman 3 years ago 3
He is SUCH a goof :)
forrenz 3 years ago 2
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adult palin video on my page
cameronw 3 years ago
all his jokes are the same -.-"
1993soldier 3 years ago
what was the official reason for execution?!
danielghofrani 3 years ago
props and ginger head too irritating.
BillieSmash 3 years ago
what is ginger head? what is the significance? what is he talking about?
danielghofrani 3 years ago
this comedian called carrot top has this crazy ridiculous red afro and its called a ginger head colloquially. and he also uses lots of props s ppl find him repetitive and irritating
lyricalxliar 3 years ago
C'MO0N the truth is every other comedian love to pick at him he is not that bad plus the guy is my age and have a show in vegas those things can get you pretty rich
ErikCartman 3 years ago 2
No one has a ginger hair in Afganistan, and you stand out like sour tomb. and it becomes a distraction for people
kav3333 3 years ago
well yeah. half the battle when it comes to comedy is presentation. so he should get some new material.
saivert 3 years ago
yea he uses the same jokes everytime i see him
robmob25 3 years ago
He is British. He was born in London to an Iranian father and English mother. He has an upper class English accent and has never lived in Iran.
BRIGSTOCK 3 years ago 4
his mom and dad are both iranian
DimbagFanRIP 2 years ago
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He recycles his jokes waaaay to much. 6/10 NEXT!
SachuBachu 3 years ago
what does he say after "death to canada"?
hackerdog 3 years ago 3
i think he swears in french or says something rude in french. cuz only a few people in the audience laugh.
gregoryzafiris 3 years ago
when does he swear in french?
GalBassist 3 years ago
he swears in "québécois" because he's in Montreal I imagine.
KPHermioneloveRons 3 years ago
He says "esti" "tabernack" there very common French Canadian swears, all having to do with the catholic church.
Rehel34 3 years ago 4
he so so so makes me laugh he so so so funny he my fav ever comidean he really make me smile xxxx
ChavetteRudeGirl 3 years ago 2
i never knew chavettes smile.
qwertypluss 3 years ago 6
hahaha me to
nyggadyma 3 years ago
I Love this man :) I saw him live at the warwick bahai festival 08 and i was laughing so hard i was nearly crying :D
PiecesDontFitAnymore 3 years ago
jooookes
TDizzle323 3 years ago
QUIET, SHUT UP!!! NO CLAPPING! xD
leotveter 3 years ago 3
YO his accents are crazy good!
mangospicee 3 years ago 2
HAHAHAHAHA
GhostDog3 3 years ago 2
I have only a few words to say. Funny as f**K!
earthwalkerqq 3 years ago 6
shut up .. don't clap. ! lol great stuff, i watched this on CBC when it first aired. Great stuff.
Reinpret 3 years ago
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his jokes are good but he just repeats the same jokes..
soulful91 3 years ago
No he doesent you idiot
leotveter 3 years ago
yea he does. every stand up does. you gotta. eddie murphy did it, adam sandler did it. but that's ok to ppl who aren't giant fans of them like u. repeating jokes help make non-fans become fans.
cjason123 3 years ago 3
LOL! Watch more than just 3 of his shows, and go to his webpage and you will se that he does not! Stop comming with these claims without researching it...
leotveter 3 years ago
it's not a bad thing, don't get me wrong. you're being defensive cuz u like him, that's ok. but don't take my comment negatively. what comics usually do is re-use jokes that work. it's the drill. but that's OK. he'll become famous one day
cjason123 3 years ago
he and lee evans are the only stand up comedians I find funny, man this guys a fucking genius
kprdnw 3 years ago
godzilla having a bad dream LMFAO!!!
pin55head 4 years ago 8
...belly dance LMAO!!!
vicky9909 3 years ago 3
to get the balanced voice of the middle east we go to the Muslim nut case with a hook. LOL hes so right, western media always show crazy Muslims and not the real peaceful ones.
TehHandyman 4 years ago 10
'DON'T CLAP!!!' lmao
darkstarmugen2007 4 years ago 3
did you know, this guy was in POC3?
and guess what? I met his daughter during a summer camp in the czech. and we're good friends too. ^_^
guess waht my reaction was when I heard her father was a comedian. ;D
weasilish 4 years ago 2
wow, i went to czech, didn't meet his daughter damnitt!!! :D
This dood is sooo funni!!!
rockstaraxe 4 years ago 2
i know, eh? :)
weasilish 4 years ago 2
aint it quality when a man can take the piss out of his own religion! fair play to him its wot his race needs, they are too extreme lol i love it!!!
supersonicspringy 4 years ago
LoL, he said himself one voice makes the whole religion look extreme?Did u even watch the vid he aint takin da piss...his usin it 2 make a point.
waheed101 4 years ago 4
Ahahahaaaa!! I recorded this guy on Live At The Apollo- made me laugh the first time, the second time, the ninth time... great guy. very amicable personality... ^_^ cant help but giggle...
Zanthe 4 years ago
aahahahahaha swearing in Quebecois that is amazing!!!!
dragfyre 4 years ago
this guy is really good :)
kebon 4 years ago
this video has been edited, many scenes cut
scar4ace 4 years ago
lol
Rykstar1 4 years ago
Very funny.
seandanielbyrne 4 years ago
LOL OMG LMAO :)
lordmenace 4 years ago
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Another stupid camel eating terrorist MFs making fun of Indians.
VideoFetcher 4 years ago
Oh grow up
Methos200686 4 years ago 9
wats ur ethnicity?
thabooger 4 years ago
ROFLMAO We're Running out of Oil!!!!!!!!!!
za1p 4 years ago 3
He's pretty funny 5/5
oli8889 4 years ago 2
YES!!! GENIUS! LOL!!!!! what a con artist, amazing comedian
jyras4747 4 years ago 2
hey...thats mean..we germans have some good comedians..
"dieter nuhr" for example..and "oliver kalkofe" they are really great :)
omid is quite funny, but no comparism to chapelle, cook, hetchberg, or kalkofe/nuhr ;)
ultiochristi 4 years ago
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comedians like hitler?
tomasito21 4 years ago
huh, tolerant guy there XD
omg how stupid can someone be?
ultiochristi 4 years ago
This guys great i remember him from the Whoopi show.
kingdiamond69 4 years ago
This guy is so funny.
mozart20dlubos 4 years ago
Doesnt he have an English accent in real life.
engurland 4 years ago 2
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Yes he does.
bohochic8 4 years ago
Yes engurland Omid Djalili does have an English accent in real life.
carrotdrop4 4 years ago
isnt this the jailor from The Mummy?
whju 4 years ago
I thought that to ! lol
dragonflyNI 4 years ago
yeah he is
carsormyr 4 years ago
Yeah thats him
Methos200686 4 years ago
lol
I love this guy! lol xD
Cracks me up every time.
CarribbeanLady 4 years ago
that.... wasn't funny.....
but hey everyone gots different taste right?
Kokoro9345 4 years ago
He voiced a cat in Over The Hedge lol
marilynmansonfan6 4 years ago
He was in Gladiator as well
andyboltonuk 4 years ago
lol hes so funny "shut up i have no time for claping!" lol
blackcatstefany 4 years ago
OMG!!! THIS MAN IS HILARIOUS!!!!
GreenBalloons 4 years ago
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welcome to earth
briuni 4 years ago
wel funny, so original XD lmao
kibbson 4 years ago
lol! Hey after watching this clip, read all the comments left. Thats another laugh right there.
nolo1973 4 years ago
internet fights are stupid
Kobeistite 4 years ago 3
Hilarious :P
markhalawa 4 years ago