Dragons Den (2 Stupid Women)

[LauraIsPink]

i work in retail and for valentine's day we got necklaces and rings that said "single" and "taken" so he's right when he said it's easily copied. the rings and necklaces are just for fun on valentine's day. they're certainly not anything serious or worth investing in.

[HERBIE608]

What a bunch if dum fucks they are wasting my opportunity if doing something else to watch some ugly sluts trying to make a pathetic useless neck less please somebody kill them

[clickydamir]

I'd sooner wear my dick on my face.

[commandoandobigpond1]

Yer I want 1 just so the whole world can see i'm single,undatable,probably have mental disorders and am even possibly open to a bit of date rape

[dmazzotta94]

Haha these two ladies need to stick to the kitchen

[StPatch7]

i cant understand why people wouldnt want this? i mean what adult doesnt want to advertise that they are single and lonely?? lol xx

[pewpew192]

Also, it's worth pointing out that the male charm was an upside down triangle which is a widely accepted sign of homosexuality. It is (or should be) obvious whether a person is male or female, but sexual orientation is not. Therefore they should have had one charm for single people as a whole and another for gay people as a whole. Still would have been a shit idea, though...

[imus1426]

men already use this system for free, when i was single i was always walking around with a hard on and a smile on my face. i was happy!!!!

[fredguysalt]

800 quid and you go Dragon Den, yes I know that a company can even make a loss when starting a new business for the first few years and end up being a winner, this is because they have great products, these two bitches have an AWFUL product that makes it hard for the viewers to watch.

[JOOP60606]

I think its a totally ridiculous idea, however I cant see why that means it wouldn't work. If people are told this is the new cool thing to do, people will fuckin do it.

[Danny77uk]

hello stalkers

[freshlineproductions]

If people don't like others knowing about their relationship then why was the Facebook relationship status so popular?

[comets00]

i dont know who is more annoying, the fat 1 or the 1 with the 80's hairdo, answers on a postcard please

[ColdVolano22]

This is kind of like blue hats for homosexuals.

[paintballer9110]

Lol, real life Amulet of Mara...

[kly45]

@paintballer9110 damn got there before me!

[c0rse]

I think if you wear one of these, you are destined to wear it for the rest of your life.

[chapaev36]

These women keep saying "right" and "thank you", which is so pathetic.

[cobrahawk3]

some Illuminati shit right there!

[atomicnortherner]

FACEBOOK PROFILE, Relationship Status SINGLE job done, no tacky pendant no embarrassment job done!

[metaitachi]

OH MY GOD! This is like wearing Mara's Amulet in Skyrim.

[lndac02]

i'm a desperate slapper, and heres my medal to prove it......fill ya boots guys

[androwbmx]

@lndac02 Is this a genuine offer cuz I'm horny as hell :O

[lndac02]

@androwbmx boy are you in for a shock when you go arooting around my undergrowth. I have the last turkey in the butchers window hiding down under

[gombis666]

Imagine what this would do in a legal rape case - "she wanted it your honor - look, in this picture she's wearing the come fuck me im single badge. it was 100% consentual" Terrible idea.

[Masih89]

Sup.... I'm single.

[Masih89]

@Masih89 WHAAATTTTTT AAAA STUUUUUUUUUUPIIIIIIID INVEEENTIONNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Veyron435]

These ladies have heard of Facebook haven't they???

[vgmp]

wear a pendant to show your a loser. Wonderful.

I've got a better idea, replace those shitty pendants with a forever alone face.

[comets00]

dogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FlipAndLand]

Remember when you were at school and you would have those fun days where you work in groups in activities. It's like an idea they remembered from school. "Kids, today you will work in groups. You have to design your own business...".

[kl0ppi]

They are stealing the idea from Mara's Amulet

[jegspillerpiano]

Stupid stupid stupid idea! If you're a woman and don't want to be single, then just be willing to have sex for fuck's sake, like any man is.

[paulspydar]

how sad..

[GamersAddictionWeek]

I know! why don't I just say to the person i'm are trying to connect with "I'm single" WOW what a great idea, i'm going to pitch this to dragons den, i'll get millions

[MrManskiy]

whats the name of this stupid company?

[OhFishyFish]

This keyring is perfect for set of porsche keys i put on the counter when I'm out to score some chicks. Brilliant idea! :-)

[superpoepvlieg]

@OhFishyFish I think that the porsche keys itself will do the trick ;)

[davyjones800]

Cos it's so hard to ask "are you single?"

[olliepfc94]

Wedding Ring= Married and Proud

Single Person Necklace = Single and Proud?

-__- yeah im not so sure about that

[mrwonkamovies1]

...why the hell would someone like to wear a necklace to tell everybody their single?

[321ozzy]

@mrwonkamovies1

They want to make it clear from the beginning that the lack of action is getting on their nerves.

[wardyladohaye]

HER STORY IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO MADE UP

[zingmatter]

Why is a single woman like a dog terd?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up

(my apologies in advance, I'd forgotten I knew that joke)

[UnrealHelix]

The main woman is hot as hell

[wwaarrddy]

@UnrealHelix Deborah Meaden? Everyone's intitled to their opinion bro but, come on.

[Zepthire]

@wwaarrddy I dunno, theres something about a strict women like that... God what am I saying.

[CorbuloIV]

I want a penis ring with that symbol on it

[whitchurchfan]

"You must get chatted up by guys all the time" "Errr no I don't because I've got saggy tits and I look like a Lesbian." ............. Why not just wear a white

t-shirt with "My cunt needs filling with man fat!

" written on it with a jumbo marker pen! ...

[TreasuresOfTheLORD]

Proverbs 1:7 The fear of The LORD is the beginning of knowledge...

[vancedev]

What was the point of the story at 3:35 ?So you wear these charms so you can have a bit of a chat with some creepy asshole that doesn't find you attractive or is too gutless to take a chance to talk to you?Women need to show up public places completely naked with their legs spread and just let stuff happen to them.

[spiffyyyyyyyy]

only 40+ years fat huys would buy this!

[sravanakumar]

and people share their relationship status on Facebook.. a successful business model.. WTF???

[Charles2337]

Dam, this is painful to watch lol

[GoukiAKUMAHoshi]

Come on, there's an international standard for single. It's called a miniskirt. Girls in relationships dont (or downright shouldn't) wear miniskirts, they're just asking to be approached. And single blokes dont need something to mark them out, women already know

[vancedev]

Dumb Bitches:We have no social skills and no self-respect.So we created these charms as a way to say that we are desperate and looking for any sort of male attention.It could be violent,sexually inappropriate or even public humiliation.

Duncan:Well why didn't you say so!(throws a brick at each of their heads and then pisses all over them and then stomps on their ribs)

Petah Jones:I'll give it a try mate!(Breaks a baseball bat across their faces and smears his stinky wee cock in their faces

[SuperTVInternational]

these guys ignored the fact that in countries such as india this is a very normal and traditional thing there. india has a populuation of 1 billion

[romlw]

- Guy wearing necklace = "I wanna fuck!"

- Girl wearing necklace = "I am desperate and sad to be single..."

[vancedev]

This episode proves that women ruin all relationships.

[onehundredand37]

can this fucking host shut the fuck up and get a life

[LOLjkSTFUffs]

6:37 - best reaction

[charliemctruth]

The lady on the left is very attractive.

[Redraptorxx]

I think this could actually really take off but they got to market it very well and move away from the keychain and concentrate on getting this printed on shirts, sweaters and smartphone skins for young people. Give it a positive feeling and make it cool and you will find those symbols everywhere in no time at all if they use the internet and make it take off in the UK.

[Harrisonandon]

@Redraptorxx no

[bazatc01]

3:50 to 4:03 Is priceless the look on the two dragons faces as she's talking hahahahaha

[soulplanerida]

I can see where they are going, it's not that bad of am Idea. it's just the fact that they want way too much money for it and no one would buy that.

[ACluelessKid]

This is a horrible idea. No one is going to buy it.

[SheepFlavour1]

Whats a proooooooooooooooject?

[potentperson]

@SheepFlavour1 hahaha, nice one

[wahhagoogoo]

I've been using a similar system to this, I hit on the drunk girl dressed like a slut...

[propmk]

NO NO NO, what people need is a secret handshake... it's free.... ha ha ha

[MetalGearSolidFIN]

omg hahahhahahaha who would approach somone who has that thing, especially if they know what it is :D

[natshenkin]

i'l stick to floping my cock out to show my relationship stats.

[SPUDS1983]

Terrible idea

[LucidDivinity]

Awww...you can tell that they're nervous. I feel bad for them. The Dragons' were right, but they were a bit harsh...especially that woman, she just seemed rude :|

[tlogic2007]

Jill looks like a 1970s pornstar

[tlogic2007]

stupid product for stupid people

[dylan697]

WOW!, surprised chris chan didnt think of this idea first

[PurpleStorm8]

@dylan697 Your suprised!? I would be suprised if he DID come up with the idea first, Chris NEVER made anything original but if he saw this he would probably try the same thing with Sonichu medalions.

[01Blank10]

I AM FROM THE YEAR 2011!

[val1s1]

Haha Deborah made my day

[SparkToPierceTheDark]

on another note - the product is VULGAR

[SparkToPierceTheDark]

'oh people don't actually come over to me when I'm out with my single girlfriends, i said I wonder why that is' - sorry love but we don't live in the victorian times where men must court women, the man doesn't have to be the one to make the first move. If you're single and unhappy about it, then do something about it yourself!!!

[319johnny]

its called facebook.

[mxgav118]

Your both single cos you look like a battered cat

[cospi212]

this is sooooo stupid.. i'm embarrest for them

[tlogic2007]

3.54 "have a little chat for 5 minutes" hahahahah two stupid women .

[cmyanmar13]

That's just sad.

[can0mark]

What's Dave?

[MarcDragon]

@can0mark It's a TV Channel in the UK. Used to be UKTV Gold2, dunno why it's called Dave though, the idents (bits in between adverts and programmes) dont make much sense either; like people dressed up weird getting out of tents in a living room. =/

[jannerww]

SILLY

[0Moreno0]

I'm single and still boning girls. it is more sad been in relationship seen the same bitch every fucking day. I'll pass

[gracengcheo]

I won't buy that idea too. It just embarrassing myself for being single. If I am proud to be a single, I don't think it's necessary for me to announce to the world that, "I AM SINGLE"! I am who I am.

This idea really sounds stupid!

[fjaf82]

it looks to me like a dog collar...

[UncleFeedle]

No guy who wears one of these would be attractive to women. It screams weakness and desperation, and women are not attracted to weak, lonely, desperate guys.

[traineespark]

@UncleFeedle hahahahhahaha

[Mountshilol]

@UncleFeedle thats because your an asshole

[UncleFeedle]

Zzzzz....

[richjapo]

she said her friend said"oh it must be great being single" to her,if she really thought it was so great why wasnt she

[gmcclelland1992]

Great, I am really going to advertise that right now I am not getting laid.

[MrMGD92]

this is a shit idea.if you are single go to a dating website.

[MrMGD92]

lol deborah meadons reaction at 4:47.

[lishgirl05]

I personally wouldn't even use a dating website as a last resort to find someone, let alone some gay pendent.

[varnish76]

If i were a dragon for this ridiculous pitch, i would literally pull my trousers down, squat and take a great big shit on the floor and say "Thats what i think of your product, im out"

[RedDwarffs]

This is awful, just truly terribly awful.

[BananaHeadBen]

I mean I was gonna say I'm not up for it, but I'm out.

LORL

[345stewma]

surely people can just go on facebook and see if you're single its free and they dont have to pay for a fuckin gay pendant

[sp5286]

a turnover of £800 and valuing the company at half a million.........lOl

[someonecalleddean]

everybody loves dave

[adamtzsch]

Love the title :D

[thelaurels13]

Stupid idea. This is saying I'm single and I'm easy so come and shag me! Rape allegations would go through the roof!!

[philateliceun]

word to the wise, whatever you do, don't hit on these women in an elevator.

[Invisibleppl]

forever alone

[finalsolution14]

gay.

[buzitze]

i think it's a good idea!

[Zeeman378]

look at comments people saying it crap and other people say its a good idea

[notandywarhol]

THEY are not Dragons they are Vampires sucking the life out of naive little people who don't have a cent to their name. Its more like money lending at 40% +

[goldlogs]

@notandywarhol

Don't ever watch Shark Tank then. :p

[freddykreuger666]

I think its a good idea.

[Overdraught]

what a shit idea

[xXxcollectorxXx]

Not to much of a bad idea but i dont think many people would buy it...

[TakatoJoshuaKai]

If the didn't mean, "I'm single!" I'd probably buy one because they are shiny and from a distance, a long distance, they look kinda cool, i guess.

[louissimmonds]

pahahahahaha

[ghillemh]

Alternatively, you could use these things called words, to clarify relationship status...

[alamoghost]

Babe on the left is cute

[mankon33]

Not a bad idea?

:)

[treviesm3]

i guess this is how women have their mid life crysis guys get a car and and girls um do stupied shit like this.

[eyeswideopen86]

That woman is in complete denial- men don't approach her bc they don't find her attractive or young, not bc they assume she's committed. I feel bad for her.

[taffysaur]

@eyeswideopen86 i think she's attractive.

she's not an old hag, jeez.

[eyeswideopen86]

@taffysaur I didn't call her an old hag alright but men approach women based on their looks. No one goes up to a woman bc they think she may have a great personality and men don't decide not to approach a woman bc they aren't sure if she's single. Usually a wedding ring signals whether someone is taken anyway so yeah still don't see the point of her product.

[paper33]

@taffysaur yea everyone is being horrible. So she's not incredibly young or typically 'hot' but she has a really lovely softness to her face and smile and she looks really nice and appropriate for her age. shes probably not trying to pick a hot young guy for a one night stand where he tells her shes got great tits and never calls her back- she wants a partnership with someone! shame on everybody for being so harsh on her!

[MrDeverill]

You could just ask "are you single?"

[lexichronicle2]

Following are today's exciting numbers. 3, 41, 25.2 and 9. Today's letter will be the letter Y. Cheers, bye.

[Truegeeza]

Hi Dragons we are 2 lonely middle aged women and we didnt get laid for nearly 5 years, so today we've come up with something called ting a tang, ting a tang is a brand designed to alert the males into thinking you need to get laid!

[TheCrazyPrankster]

I have completed half of my business GCSE and even i could come up with a better product trhan that piece of sh*t

[crysisbestgame]

"I was standing in a wine bar with four girlfriends.." That sentence can say a lot about a person

[ScottishHades]

'You poor sad person', that is my response when i see a wedding band.

But yeah, this product is shit.

[WoobooRidesAgain]

Not even the name is appealing. "TingerTang"? It sounds like a bloody vibrator...Which incidentally, if you wear that thing, that's about the only company you are getting.

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

These women shouldn't be on DD--they should be on Dr. Phil.

[eXPerienceyeah]

You wouldn't think people like this exist... the "dragons" I mean.

[anubhavbhrigu]

it doesn't say i am single, it says i am desperate.....

[SKYLIINED]

Im guessing theres still a job lot of these on ebay!!

[hattrickster33]

lol or..... you could just put single on your facebook...FOR FREE!

[anihilatore]

@hattrickster33 Good idea sir! xD

[Sxrule]

I would love to go on dragons den and try and sell them a time share,"Its so much more than a holiday"

[poetrhode]

i can't stop laughing. it's too funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyy.

[djbro16]

I would have to remember to take of my tingatang everytime I visited my girlfriend?? how inconvenient!

[Hopeful71]

You know what women love? Being approached by random guys, "Sooooo, you're single, let's go out tonight?" Sure, Brad Pitt is welcome but women always have the "My (fake) boyfriend wouldn't like that," story in reserve for the creepy guy. This product would remove that, leaving them with, "I am sorry but you are too ugly & creepy for my single ass to date."

[Seracinfinity]

That would never work.

[keyblade280]

she needs one cuz she is ugggly!!!!!!

[djehuty13]

They're women.

They're stupid.

and there are two of them.

The title is definately correct!

[AART21]

Duncan's laugh on 6:35!

[yaketysaks]

this is without a doubt the worst idea i've ever heard of

[goth9ever]

i can wounderfully guarantee that any twat who would wear one of those bullshit thing around to show their single, will be wearing it for the rest of their life probably. its not a turn on, its pathetic and screams depseration. it immedatly take any form of mysrery out of someone you might meet in a bar, you se someone wearing this pendant saiyng '' im single'' they will wonder why and assume your a loser because its the anti of a turn on. what a pair of fucking idiots!

[TheOneNo20]

"this is the alternative to stamping single across your head?" quality lol

[ProperBodged]

why would a mobile phone want one? o_o

Seriously speaking though, I'd sooner be single forever rather than wear one of those things, it's embarrassing :/

[huyiy]

lol it pretty much says.. or whoever will buy it is saying.. im single, desperate, please talk to me!

[ChrisL1100]

Debra is worth the least out of each of the dragons.

[badgyalbirdieakaray]

@ChrisL1100 wat dies that have to do with anything

[Luvwear]

@ChrisL1100 she still has more than you could ever have...allow it.sit down