your so funny alphacat i love you and ur girlfriends videos.. and i think its great that u guys no how to do ur own videos unless u r=edit all of hers to but who cares they always come out funny
OOO morphing lion instant like! Ooo you can rhyme lmao! Why are you freaking moving when you pee! lmao that was just asking for a clean up on Aisle ten lmao lmfao at the end that does happen to me I fucking hate it its disgusting is what it is lol
eeww...... i never thought of that be4 LOOLLLLL that boyzzz ..."blabla" might touch the toilet water while they take a shit now u got it stuck in ma head
I remember this being one of the funniest videos I'd ever seen when I first started youtubing. I didn't remember it was Iman who did it until a little while ago.
I know what you mean 'bout the D--K Diving. Its cold isn't it. When you're old you'll have to try to keep yourself from T-Baggin' the toilet. - I hate it when I take the Browns to the SuperBowl they like to throw Lemon Color Gatoraid back at me.
I gotta hold mine back away from the front of the bowl because it touches the edge where all that nasty crust forms NASTY!! It's a light crust, but there's no fucking way in hell I want my junk to touch that shit!
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Lunage1 7 months ago
wait that can happen? i never knew they were so long >>
naswashere 8 months ago
lol...
Steallio 8 months ago
YOU are a MASTER of this shit man !!
:-)
Erredmek 8 months ago
mine touches the water its annoying :(
Mrworthless28 8 months ago
yeah, i had a problem with my dick touching the water too, so i got a custom toilet to fit me perfectly
imask8nfreak 8 months ago
4,420 people sneezed when they peed.
GSNSmashFan3 8 months ago
im mad im just seeing this....lmao!
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLLLLOOOOOLLLLOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE ENND IS SO FUNNY
lilhappy203 9 months ago
1st vid i saw of urs
goddamnshawtsnapin3 9 months ago
Now that's some funny shit. I give that one 5 stars
Sharoyuken36 9 months ago
epic!? I`m a very sesy girl as you will see waiting you to teach me
LunaaaAlysaeo351 10 months ago
I remember back when this was first released :)
RockXStarEvan 10 months ago
@RockXStarEvan You're not the only one :D
ttdr10 10 months ago
Like this if you pee on the side of the toilet bowl to make less noise :D
SpeedDemon2468 11 months ago
"If this was a rap battle, I'd have the illest flow"
XD
I fucking love this dude.
amdmb4 1 year ago
I remember watching this when I was 12. o_o
Vincrecia 1 year ago
dont mean to b gross or racist but the part with the dick in water? is that suppose to b some kind of black penis joke?
MrRckvasquez 1 year ago
@MrRckvasquez It's probable not a joke.
ColourfulC00kies 1 year ago
your so funny alphacat i love you and ur girlfriends videos.. and i think its great that u guys no how to do ur own videos unless u r=edit all of hers to but who cares they always come out funny
loveazjai 1 year ago
omg i hate when the happens too... its so wet and nasty...
XweedowX 1 year ago
lol that was hilarious
jjakeyandmax 1 year ago
I remember watching this when I was like 13 lol
JessicaAndBasil 1 year ago
you looklike a young lionel richie!
Sedecrem100 1 year ago
Nice poetry!
Btw, I also hate when I'm *standing* to pee,
and my d** touches the water! LOL
LabakiTurbo 1 year ago
@LabakiTurbo lol u must be very short
Shaun71290 1 year ago
lol the last clip with the ceral is hilariouss!!!! so's the rest of the vid btw
barrhh84 1 year ago
you know what i hate? and this is really a pain. when i get dirty, and take a shower, and my dick touches the drain
SuperClintEastwood 1 year ago 5
@SuperClintEastwood LOL holy shit that was a good 1!
irondrumwork09 1 year ago
LOLWUT
Puppyluvandcupcakes 1 year ago
YER DUIN' IT RONG.
FemmeNevrotique 1 year ago
1:50 best part
eviltube1111 1 year ago
lol hahahahahahha this is like corny but so funny
lilmizswagger66 1 year ago
I laughed my ass off wen the boy cried
kalani102 1 year ago
?????? Wth?? Lol
Weirdest vid I watched of you!!!
MsJulijulijuli 1 year ago
i love at the end when he is cryin lololololololol
lilmisbbblgum 1 year ago 6
the cock isn't long !!
diana2gy5 1 year ago
The end had me laffing for hours
Alphalavielover11 1 year ago 13
LMAOOOO at the ending
NikkiAbby 1 year ago 5
The last time my dick fell in the water I thought of this video
reallyreallyblackguy 1 year ago
Alphacat in the hat nursery rhyme cereal! Thanks mom!!
LOL!
Moonwalkinthruheaven 1 year ago 2
LMFAOOO
sexxibhaddgirl 1 year ago
lol classic
mike952013 1 year ago
i remeber seen this video featured back when it just came out .And i always wondered what it was about and never saw it until now...
itshammer 1 year ago
me too i saw this years ago
BulliedbyFather 1 year ago
i you serious right now?!?!?! that is exactly what i was gonna say. that is crazy i was just thinking that. WEIRD
emmisary123 1 year ago
OOO morphing lion instant like! Ooo you can rhyme lmao! Why are you freaking moving when you pee! lmao that was just asking for a clean up on Aisle ten lmao lmfao at the end that does happen to me I fucking hate it its disgusting is what it is lol
Winxs3000 1 year ago
@Playachips68 My nephew actually cries like that!
TheFightingTwits 1 year ago
THE END IS FUNNY.
Maya456781 1 year ago
hahaha
dancefreak0595 1 year ago
"and my Beep Touches the water.."
lol
MusicChick0001 1 year ago
lmao
killablack20 1 year ago
Man, dat wuz so funny! Yo piss flying everywhere! Just make sure u clean up real good afterwards. Khaled D.
uptownbronze 1 year ago
ahh this is the first youtube video i ever saw :D
jamesruddock120 1 year ago
lol the cereal part is hilarious!!! xD
barrhh84 1 year ago 2
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umm was i suppose to laugh at that???
? =[
darkangel3496133 1 year ago
LOL
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my dick often touches the water when sit down on the toilet, i like deep bowl toilets, keeps my dick dry
Giles4200 2 years ago
haha i hate that.
but when ever u take a dump all the water splashes hahaha
jesusskater1 1 year ago
don't u hate when u poot while u pee lol
DaPhenomAce 2 years ago
I can tell thats an older one, but still funny
juquitabanana 2 years ago
i agreed this should have 50 stars at least =P and man nice vid xD
thamokerking 2 years ago
why does this have 4 stars?
AntonWalker 2 years ago
jajHAHAHAHHAHAHAhahjSKH
dreck961 2 years ago
if you hold your tongue to the top of your throat, you can stop your sneeze.
zackomilk101 2 years ago 2
LMAO the end is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!
AvaWuzzHere 2 years ago
lol .. what? that doesnt happen to you guys? haha-
fallenforgc 2 years ago 3
LMFAO.
you're fucking hilarious
amdmb4 2 years ago
one that happens to me to but im a girl i cant lose mah aim
and two yo dick must be very long
MMyesha10 2 years ago
lmaoooo !!!!! :L :L
CrazyTigerr 2 years ago
roflmao hilarious
Mattluvzunot 2 years ago
it happens to me and its very chilly....
rumply1 2 years ago
that video is true i hate it while i peeing and i sneeze LOL
temonta25 2 years ago
kik wtf, that was definitely interesting xD
RisingSun2007 2 years ago
LOL
musicalbeatzz95 2 years ago
rofl your like jon dore at the end
FliBsiness 2 years ago
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my dick touches the water
lawrencespade 2 years ago
that happened to me, talkin bout the ....... touch the toilet water
MoGun5z 2 years ago
"that" definitely happens to me... :-(
commiebobo 2 years ago
loooooooooooooooooooool
elcsandroo 2 years ago
NO no
Alphacat in the hat nursury rhyme cereal is only for adults.
wahhhh wahhhhh
rofl lol
14pcfreak 2 years ago 3
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i hate wen i sit down to take a shit and my dick touches the water 2... its not a good feeling lol..
SICKXPIN742 2 years ago 26
My dick isnt long enough D:
quinnfap 2 years ago 43
@quinnfap
That's what she said.
TheNameZack 1 year ago
@quinnfap can i suck you?
tamagotchiboy002 1 year ago
@tamagotchiboy002 Anytime! :D
quinnfap 1 year ago
@quinnfap LOL R u gay too
tamagotchiboy002 1 year ago
@SICKXPIN742 i hate that, then a turd comes along and starts rubbing on ya penis, its just so annoying
Philosophy903 1 year ago
hahahaah go dacra! im right with ya
BearLove123456 2 years ago
nice vid:)
hadaskate 2 years ago
you are f*cking HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
britlenke 2 years ago
You are so funny i peed a little while watching. LMAO
yvette337 2 years ago
But did you sneeze?
7200lightyears 2 years ago
its been so long since i watched this video lol
Weftr2na 2 years ago
lmoa
rofl
lol
mataafa5c 2 years ago 2
i sneezed when i was peeing. WORST THING EVER. god it like makes you push and just blows
ng416 2 years ago
i hate getting those really bad goosebumps when i pee, cuz i shake back and forth
ariisbest 2 years ago
haha this is funny!!! all guys go through this?? well that sucks LOL : )
lala78outgoing 2 years ago 2
man i feel sorry for guys!!!!!!
dacraZydrinker2 2 years ago 3
oh my god i hate when my wang touches the water when im dumping lol
datragicpoet 2 years ago
You're a tard bragging on youtube -.-
kakelate96 2 years ago 2
eeww...... i never thought of that be4 LOOLLLLL that boyzzz ..."blabla" might touch the toilet water while they take a shit now u got it stuck in ma head
BlaBlaJusMe 2 years ago 3
hahah...the end...wow
sokrzy619 2 years ago
lol
DgToFu 2 years ago
HAHA the end is the best part
nafan715 2 years ago 2
down comes the ziper, up goes the seat , out comes the meat!!
ChurchlandBoy 2 years ago 3
dude i always wondered what the rhyme was sappose to be lol
xXbaconboy19Xx 2 years ago
LMFAOOOO . YOUR DICK TOUCHED THE WATER
SwaqqThatSingerGirl 2 years ago 10
lmao that shit happend to me on some real talk
KiNgOfSuPrAs 2 years ago
yea that happens to me
TGummyBears 2 years ago
I remember this being one of the funniest videos I'd ever seen when I first started youtubing. I didn't remember it was Iman who did it until a little while ago.
ejbjpb 2 years ago
dam it happens to me too i hate that
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ChakaBaller 2 years ago
hows it supposed to be real?
pepperonizombie 2 years ago
lol
HamstersHorses 2 years ago
lmao dose it now?
syettasotalented 2 years ago
haha thats nerdy
iallie13 2 years ago
I know what you mean 'bout the D--K Diving. Its cold isn't it. When you're old you'll have to try to keep yourself from T-Baggin' the toilet. - I hate it when I take the Browns to the SuperBowl they like to throw Lemon Color Gatoraid back at me.
UtubedatShit 2 years ago
oh god i know xactly wuchu talkn bout. i have 2 put toilette paper across so it hits sumthin b4 the water. barrffff!!!! gross right?
jiga06 2 years ago 4
omgosh hahaha lol!!:)
joyciepoo1234 2 years ago
hahhaha
xelliexbethx 2 years ago
It can touch teh water cuz he's black!! :D:D (no racism)
TheChunkyTyler 2 years ago 7
Im not black lol
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Highmaster70 2 years ago
OMFG LOL how can it touch the water lmao :P
razven 2 years ago 3
I feel your pain. But don't laugh at me. You're all just jealous that i sneeze while i pee.
DamnBerrys 2 years ago 4
lolololololololol at the mom/kid skit.
smartee16890 2 years ago
...........mine touches the water its horrible
jujukdw 2 years ago
hilarious
TheSeaOfT 2 years ago 2
LMAOOO
kiamoosh 2 years ago
LMFAO!!!!
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bullybeast1 2 years ago
lmao 1:58
SilencedXherO 2 years ago
THIS vid is hilarious!
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Naabsoul 2 years ago 5
hahahaa . crack up . expecially the end LOL .
xxxShAwTySnApPiNxxx 2 years ago 3
I HATE when my dick touches the water lol.. no homo, real talk. i have to hold it up wen i dooky lol
modofosho 2 years ago
I gotta hold mine back away from the front of the bowl because it touches the edge where all that nasty crust forms NASTY!! It's a light crust, but there's no fucking way in hell I want my junk to touch that shit!
flameroller 2 years ago
SAME HERE!! lol i hate that shit... idk if im weird but i like to sit when i pee i feel more relaxed hha
modofosho 2 years ago
Clean your toilet lol.
ItsSirNick 2 years ago
1:32 is retarded i hate it when it happens to me
ikki133 2 years ago
re-dick-ulous
CaptIsaak 2 years ago
ROFL
Topazkat73 2 years ago
1:32 i hate it when that happens
Ragnarok3000 2 years ago
god ya i hate tht shit 1:32
CaptIsaak 2 years ago
omg !
u must have a long dick !
Or in america , the water is really high :P
Well nice vid
hated the drooling bit tho
xbabyvainx 2 years ago
Dude....That was Witty,Brilliant and True
Bravo!!! U da MAN
popsqualli1 2 years ago
Seriously lol
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rolfl the d*ck touches the water haha
caga791 2 years ago
LOL your re-dick-ulous
ir8mum 2 years ago
i hate when my dick touchs the water too
jaimey001 2 years ago 7
Beste Leben, wenn er am Schluss anfänt zu heulen xD
ChillninderSonne16 2 years ago
mmk Doctor Seusse
goofy1083 2 years ago
lmao
aly12666 2 years ago
hahahaha these vids r awesome
itchyballs57 2 years ago
lmao your dick touched the water thats too funny
blindluv5 2 years ago
LMAO
Shoppinggirl132 2 years ago
hahaha... you're funny!
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I remember seeing this like 2 years ago
guitarsword15 2 years ago
true
Stvnd185 2 years ago
lmao "when it touces the water"
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LMAO
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classic ending
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haha, the last part is class.
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that last thing made me laugh so hard XD
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