Sneeze While I PEE- AlphaCat in the hat!!!

[naswashere]

wait that can happen? i never knew they were so long >>

[Steallio]

lol...

[Erredmek]

YOU are a MASTER of this shit man !!

:-)

[Mrworthless28]

mine touches the water its annoying :(

[imask8nfreak]

yeah, i had a problem with my dick touching the water too, so i got a custom toilet to fit me perfectly

[GSNSmashFan3]

4,420 people sneezed when they peed.

[pleasantcrew]

im mad im just seeing this....lmao!

[goddamnshawtsnapin3]

1st vid i saw of urs

[Sharoyuken36]

Now that's some funny shit. I give that one 5 stars

[LunaaaAlysaeo351]

epic!? I`m a very sesy girl as you will see waiting you to teach me

[RockXStarEvan]

I remember back when this was first released :)

[ttdr10]

@RockXStarEvan You're not the only one :D

[SpeedDemon2468]

Like this if you pee on the side of the toilet bowl to make less noise :D

[amdmb4]

"If this was a rap battle, I'd have the illest flow"

XD

I fucking love this dude.

[Vincrecia]

I remember watching this when I was 12. o_o

[MrRckvasquez]

dont mean to b gross or racist but the part with the dick in water? is that suppose to b some kind of black penis joke?

[ColourfulC00kies]

@MrRckvasquez It's probable not a joke.

[loveazjai]

your so funny alphacat i love you and ur girlfriends videos.. and i think its great that u guys no how to do ur own videos unless u r=edit all of hers to but who cares they always come out funny

[XweedowX]

omg i hate when the happens too... its so wet and nasty...

[jjakeyandmax]

lol that was hilarious

[JessicaAndBasil]

I remember watching this when I was like 13 lol

[Sedecrem100]

you looklike a young lionel richie!

[LabakiTurbo]

Nice poetry!

Btw, I also hate when I'm *standing* to pee,

and my d** touches the water! LOL

[Shaun71290]

@LabakiTurbo lol u must be very short

[barrhh84]

lol the last clip with the ceral is hilariouss!!!! so's the rest of the vid btw

[SuperClintEastwood]

you know what i hate? and this is really a pain. when i get dirty, and take a shower, and my dick touches the drain

[irondrumwork09]

@SuperClintEastwood LOL holy shit that was a good 1!

[Puppyluvandcupcakes]

LOLWUT

[FemmeNevrotique]

YER DUIN' IT RONG.

[eviltube1111]

1:50 best part

[lilmizswagger66]

lol hahahahahahha this is like corny but so funny

[kalani102]

I laughed my ass off wen the boy cried

[MsJulijulijuli]

?????? Wth?? Lol

Weirdest vid I watched of you!!!

[lilmisbbblgum]

i love at the end when he is cryin lololololololol

[diana2gy5]

the cock isn't long !!

[Alphalavielover11]

The end had me laffing for hours

[NikkiAbby]

LMAOOOO at the ending

[reallyreallyblackguy]

The last time my dick fell in the water I thought of this video

[Moonwalkinthruheaven]

Alphacat in the hat nursery rhyme cereal! Thanks mom!!

LOL!

[sexxibhaddgirl]

LMFAOOO

[mike952013]

lol classic

[itshammer]

i remeber seen this video featured back when it just came out .And i always wondered what it was about and never saw it until now...

[BulliedbyFather]

me too i saw this years ago

[emmisary123]

i you serious right now?!?!?! that is exactly what i was gonna say. that is crazy i was just thinking that. WEIRD

[Winxs3000]

OOO morphing lion instant like! Ooo you can rhyme lmao! Why are you freaking moving when you pee! lmao that was just asking for a clean up on Aisle ten lmao lmfao at the end that does happen to me I fucking hate it its disgusting is what it is lol

[TheFightingTwits]

@Playachips68 My nephew actually cries like that!

[Maya456781]

THE END IS FUNNY.

[dancefreak0595]

hahaha

[MusicChick0001]

"and my Beep Touches the water.."

lol

[killablack20]

lmao

[uptownbronze]

Man, dat wuz so funny! Yo piss flying everywhere! Just make sure u clean up real good afterwards. Khaled D.

[jamesruddock120]

ahh this is the first youtube video i ever saw :D

[barrhh84]

lol the cereal part is hilarious!!! xD

[darkangel3496133]

umm was i suppose to laugh at that???

? =[

[lilzisamazing]

LOL

[Giles4200]

my dick often touches the water when sit down on the toilet, i like deep bowl toilets, keeps my dick dry

[jesusskater1]

haha i hate that.

but when ever u take a dump all the water splashes hahaha

[DaPhenomAce]

don't u hate when u poot while u pee lol

[juquitabanana]

I can tell thats an older one, but still funny

[thamokerking]

i agreed this should have 50 stars at least =P and man nice vid xD

[AntonWalker]

why does this have 4 stars?

[dreck961]

jajHAHAHAHHAHAHAhahjSKH

[zackomilk101]

if you hold your tongue to the top of your throat, you can stop your sneeze.

[AvaWuzzHere]

LMAO the end is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!

[fallenforgc]

lol .. what? that doesnt happen to you guys? haha-

[amdmb4]

LMFAO.

you're fucking hilarious

[MMyesha10]

one that happens to me to but im a girl i cant lose mah aim

and two yo dick must be very long

[CrazyTigerr]

lmaoooo !!!!! :L :L

[Mattluvzunot]

roflmao hilarious

[rumply1]

it happens to me and its very chilly....

[temonta25]

that video is true i hate it while i peeing and i sneeze LOL

[RisingSun2007]

kik wtf, that was definitely interesting xD

[musicalbeatzz95]

LOL

[FliBsiness]

rofl your like jon dore at the end

[MoGun5z]

that happened to me, talkin bout the ....... touch the toilet water

[commiebobo]

"that" definitely happens to me... :-(

[elcsandroo]

loooooooooooooooooooool

[14pcfreak]

NO no

Alphacat in the hat nursury rhyme cereal is only for adults.

wahhhh wahhhhh

rofl lol

[quinnfap]

My dick isnt long enough D:

[TheNameZack]

@quinnfap

That's what she said.

[tamagotchiboy002]

@quinnfap can i suck you?

[quinnfap]

@tamagotchiboy002 Anytime! :D

[tamagotchiboy002]

@quinnfap LOL R u gay too

[Philosophy903]

@SICKXPIN742 i hate that, then a turd comes along and starts rubbing on ya penis, its just so annoying

[BearLove123456]

hahahaah go dacra! im right with ya

[hadaskate]

nice vid:)

[britlenke]

you are f*cking HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yvette337]

You are so funny i peed a little while watching. LMAO

[7200lightyears]

But did you sneeze?

[Weftr2na]

its been so long since i watched this video lol

[mataafa5c]

lmoa

rofl

lol

[ng416]

i sneezed when i was peeing. WORST THING EVER. god it like makes you push and just blows

[ariisbest]

i hate getting those really bad goosebumps when i pee, cuz i shake back and forth

[lala78outgoing]

haha this is funny!!! all guys go through this?? well that sucks LOL : )

[dacraZydrinker2]

man i feel sorry for guys!!!!!!

[datragicpoet]

oh my god i hate when my wang touches the water when im dumping lol

[kakelate96]

You're a tard bragging on youtube -.-

[BlaBlaJusMe]

eeww...... i never thought of that be4 LOOLLLLL that boyzzz ..."blabla" might touch the toilet water while they take a shit now u got it stuck in ma head

[sokrzy619]

hahah...the end...wow

[DgToFu]

lol

[nafan715]

HAHA the end is the best part

[ChurchlandBoy]

down comes the ziper, up goes the seat , out comes the meat!!

[xXbaconboy19Xx]

dude i always wondered what the rhyme was sappose to be lol

[SwaqqThatSingerGirl]

LMFAOOOO . YOUR DICK TOUCHED THE WATER

[KiNgOfSuPrAs]

lmao that shit happend to me on some real talk

[TGummyBears]

yea that happens to me

[ejbjpb]

I remember this being one of the funniest videos I'd ever seen when I first started youtubing. I didn't remember it was Iman who did it until a little while ago.

[jamaicanhotboy77]

dam it happens to me too i hate that

[pepperonizombie]

hows it supposed to be real?

[HamstersHorses]

lol

[syettasotalented]

lmao dose it now?

[iallie13]

haha thats nerdy

[UtubedatShit]

I know what you mean 'bout the D--K Diving. Its cold isn't it. When you're old you'll have to try to keep yourself from T-Baggin' the toilet. - I hate it when I take the Browns to the SuperBowl they like to throw Lemon Color Gatoraid back at me.

[jiga06]

oh god i know xactly wuchu talkn bout. i have 2 put toilette paper across so it hits sumthin b4 the water. barrffff!!!! gross right?

[joyciepoo1234]

omgosh hahaha lol!!:)

[xelliexbethx]

hahhaha

[TheChunkyTyler]

It can touch teh water cuz he's black!! :D:D (no racism)

[battalioncommander08]

Im not black lol

[razven]

OMFG LOL how can it touch the water lmao :P

[DamnBerrys]

I feel your pain. But don't laugh at me. You're all just jealous that i sneeze while i pee.

[smartee16890]

lolololololololol at the mom/kid skit.

[jujukdw]

...........mine touches the water its horrible

[TheSeaOfT]

hilarious

[kiamoosh]

LMAOOO

[oxNenaxo470h9]

LMFAO!!!!

[SilencedXherO]

lmao 1:58

[1saucybtch]

THIS vid is hilarious!

[KneeCapHill]

there is always something worst

farts during sex O-o

-.-

[meiXshit]

quifs ahhahaha

[Naabsoul]

Great Video!!! Loved it

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[xxxShAwTySnApPiNxxx]

hahahaa . crack up . expecially the end LOL .

[modofosho]

I HATE when my dick touches the water lol.. no homo, real talk. i have to hold it up wen i dooky lol

[flameroller]

I gotta hold mine back away from the front of the bowl because it touches the edge where all that nasty crust forms NASTY!! It's a light crust, but there's no fucking way in hell I want my junk to touch that shit!

[modofosho]

SAME HERE!! lol i hate that shit... idk if im weird but i like to sit when i pee i feel more relaxed hha

[ItsSirNick]

Clean your toilet lol.

[ikki133]

1:32 is retarded i hate it when it happens to me

[CaptIsaak]

re-dick-ulous

[Topazkat73]

ROFL

[Ragnarok3000]

1:32 i hate it when that happens

[CaptIsaak]

god ya i hate tht shit 1:32

[xbabyvainx]

omg !

u must have a long dick !

Or in america , the water is really high :P

Well nice vid

hated the drooling bit tho

[popsqualli1]

Dude....That was Witty,Brilliant and True

Bravo!!! U da MAN

[Jrocka7x]

Seriously lol

[caga791]

rolfl the d*ck touches the water haha

[ir8mum]

LOL your re-dick-ulous

[jaimey001]

i hate when my dick touchs the water too

[ChillninderSonne16]

Beste Leben, wenn er am Schluss anfänt zu heulen xD

[goofy1083]

mmk Doctor Seusse

[aly12666]

lmao

[itchyballs57]

hahahaha these vids r awesome

[blindluv5]

lmao your dick touched the water thats too funny

[Shoppinggirl132]

LMAO

[92lipgloss]

hahaha... you're funny!

[MZmatt1]

whhaaa i want that serial

[guitarsword15]

I remember seeing this like 2 years ago

[Stvnd185]

true

[Michael13tico]

lmao "when it touces the water"

[LilMzSexiiTay]

LMAO

[liljoneastsideboyz]

classic ending

[DinosaursGoRaar]

haha, the last part is class.

[x13xHannahBananax13x]

i love this vid. keep makin them!

[Highspeedy13]

THE END WAS FUNNY

[IzaRubenfan]

that last thing made me laugh so hard XD

[MastaJay650]

lmaoo i hate that to