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  • 1:08 What sorcery is this? :,O

  • I've run into the 'flying' bug so many times, but it's funny each time it happens. "I'm a bird mother ******, i'm a bird"

  • If a dragon would weight a ton, it wouldn't be able to fly.

  • the thing in the wizard is a spell

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  • 1:32 Was ist das für eine Mission, die kenne ich nicht.. :O

  • 0:05 HADOUUKENN!

  • You know what bugs me about all this? ....Nevermind...xD

  • I get the flying glitch a lot

  • you play the game in french or german ??

  • @maxmanftw German

  • Man, I wish I could throw dragonskeletons around just like you :c

    I can't even fus ro dah them xD

  • @Julia1009 they fixed it?

  • @Hexaglot1 Maybe... idk :CCC

    Nooooo, I want to Fus Ro Dah them around...

  • @Julia1009 probiers hald :D so spektakulär is das ganze aber auch ned^^

  • @Hexaglot1 Ja aber trotzdem lustig... dann schubs ich ma son körper nach Flusswald xD

    Ich spiel einfach zu gerne mit Leichen in Skyrim... xD

  • @Hexaglot1 Yeah, they fix something as a glitch with the dragon skeletons but not the followers? wtf?

  • I discovered the skeleton thing can also be done with raise zombie... 1 handed

  • I used to make those stupid arrow jokes.....but then I grew up and realized that I have better things to do with my life then posting that a billion times

  • One ton? The dragon skeleton isn't so heavy XD

  • I used to be an adventurer like you but then i took a cauldron to the head

  • 1:41. You must retrieve the eyes of shneiblekar!

  • what is the 2 handed spell he used?

  • @greenshark971 fireball/bolt not sure

  • um r u french????????????????????????­?????

  • @drskate75 ger

  • that time the couldron hurt you reminded me of when i was exploring and uuthgard the unbroken died from boulders lying on the ground XD

  • WHYRIM!?

  • lol Fuiher !!

  • 2:35 cracked me XD

  • Ice shard through the head ftw. Look like an unicorn! 8D

  • why is it in German?

  • @Lawsondgage because im chinese ... oh wait

  • @Hexaglot1 xD WTF warum ist es in deutsch!!!...sprachpatch! -.- habe ich auch ^^

  • @Hexaglot1 Best response ever.

  • @TheDarkstalker11 stupid question -> stupid answer

  • @Hexaglot1 hell yeah

  • Seeing as Skyrim is pretty much the viking age, why aren't there any scandinavian language to choose from?

  • @kingofmonra 'Viking Age'? What's that? Do you mean the Medieval Era?

  • @boru1982 No, what I ment to say was, viking age. It wont let me give you a direct link to wiki, but, "Viking Age is the term for the period in European history, especially Northern European and Scandinavian history, spanning the late 8th to 11th centuries. (From wikipedia)

  • @kingofmonra Fair enough, I come from a country that has a history of Viking raids and settlements, beginning in 796 and officially ending in 1014 and I've never seen that term used. The game is difficult to estimate what era it would be set in, but i think most would agree if you're talking about western Europe, it would be the medieval era.

  • bethesda just has fuck all knowledge on how to make a physics engine

  • I had a bug where every where i went a dead dragon followed me O_O

  • @Hexaglot1 bist du Deutscher?

  • Damn Germans are spoiled, I wish the audio came in Norwegian... since the nature is just like the Norwegian one ;<

  • darf ich dir den Rat geben Skype zu beenden oder auf Abwesend zu stellen während du aufnimmst, damit man das nich immer in dem video hört?? ich hab die ganze zeit in meine Konversationen geschaut bei den ersten malen ;)

  • @ehrdi98 kann ich jetzt auch nicht mehr ändern außerdem steht ne warnung am anfang

  • 0:05 lol! I'm just going to take that dragon skeleton home

  • fire on the water- obviously dragon had a piss in it XD

  • The first one with the dova skeleton is my absolute favorite glitch it had better not be patched

  • 2:23 - about 2:32 YOU FLOPPY FISH YOU! c:

  • aika Sknebukke xD wtf german, you cant be serious..

  • 2:21 Oh yes...touch me little animals!! >:)

  • 0:27 if you want clear vision,use (i don't know the name of that shout in english language,is that you learn from Angreir before go to Paarturnax)

  • @LoredanSunstrider ah yes, nearly forgot that shout

  • @Hexaglot1 with the Dwarven Centurion Master if you stand infront of him and shoot arrows he wont attack he will simply move forwards

  • that ice shards normal

  • there wouldent be so many bugs if their play testers didnt take arrows to the knees

  • thumbs up if you just done a poo?!

  • i love germany / no żart 

  • in german, skyrim plays you. oh, wait..

  • Llorón de mierda. Si no te gusta el juego porque tiene muchos bugs, por qué juegas?

    Lo escribo bien para que lo traduzcas si no sabes español, y si sabes pues mejor.

  • @DjFr3Wde well, and now you want to tell us that you didn`t listen to the warning at 0:00?

  • @Hexaglot1 i did... but im just stupid...

    

  • hahaha the bugs ..........this game is stupi and horrible theres is no surpise about bug.

  • @fantasticomrvolpe nice trolling

    -2/10

  • 2:30 is not a bug, is Part of the Awesome physics of Skyrim (i think)

  • what did that NPC say? the one that started talking to you twice in that bandit fort.

  • 2:01 Checked my Skype no one was there... oh it was the video.. *forever alone*

  • ok they recorded all of the speech IN GERMAN AS WELL!

    how many languages is it recorded in i would have expected subtitles only.

  • Actually skeletons are very light. Hyman skeketon weighs only 9 kg (20 lbs). That's only a fraction of the weight of a normal human. So I believe that dragon skeleton at maximum could weigh about 80 kg.

  • Oh. Du kannst deutsch. Jetzt LOLe ich noch stärker

  • Dragons need to have Hollow bones to be able to fly =p

  • who plays a game in german looool?

  • @larender u mad lol?

  • @larender ... Germans? D:

  • @larender problably a german

  • @larender people that speak germany : PP

  • @larender German people? Moron.

  • i had the ice shard bug happen to me before.. didnt go til i died

  • just been playing a while today now i cant talk to somone i need to because the guy tells me to tlk to sm1 else thn i tlk to tht person nd her says i can believe u convinced him which i havnt even done yet so yes the bugs do stop it from being a gd game coz now ive got to go back to a previous save =/

  • THe reason the dragon skeleton is light so if it died in a sum places to can get around it(I once had to skeleton blocking the path of the Mages collage)

  • xD talking to a wall is always fun. I accidently killed Fijola, so I now have .3 lbs of uselessness.

  • everytime that pip sound came, i checked my facebook and skype.

    lolz

  • i love how over half of these aren't really bugs...

  • sometimes the bones in the floor make me damage -_-

  • okay guys, i have an epic, disrespectful glitch. you put a dead body on a lever-activated bridge (the end of it) then activate the bridge and make it catapult the body.

  • @888TMONEY888 Lol I've done that before in the Ratway.

  • OH my god .... i always searching for skype messages .. :D ...

  • skyrim is a bethesda game what can we say 'bout bugs?

  • I once had a dead daugr standing and aiming at me :D

  • i would probably knock the dragon of a cliff before looting it lol

  • I have the worst bug in history....I cannot live with this

    two people out of the companions literally stalk me and force a conversation

    GOD DAM FARKAS AND VILKAS they are the dumbest brothers ever

  • Lol about half of those are not bugs

  • Dude, you do not have the graphics on highest, I promise. And why do you have the game in German? I am Swedish and I dont have mine in Swedish... Ruins the experiebce.

  • ouuuh u germans, with your silly language XD

  • i used to keep my skype on when i record my videos, but then i took an arrow to the knee...

  • i had to walk around with an arrow stuck in my head for a whole play

    it would not go awa.

    found it pretty funny!

    (try fast travelling with an arrow in you)

  • @Haakon36x You say "Heil Hitler!"

  • fuckin skype !!

  • i used to shoot dragons with Kamehameha's like you...then i took an arrow in the knee

  • I used to be a sweet roll. Then I took a bug in the knee.

  • Before watching this series and having skype. "geez I cant believe epeople are fooled by the video thinking its kype." After watchign this sries and gettign skype. "Re;axing. PH SHIT SKYPE!"

  • Damnit! Who's messaging me on Skype while I watch Skyrim Videos!!!! - Exactly what I was thinking until I realized I didn't have Skype on.

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  • junge wenn man am pc zockt ist sowas kein wunder...

  • I was about to die by a cauldron... But then i took an arrow to the knee...

  • The bugs can ruin the game :| I've had a glitch during a daedra shrine quest, followed some guy into a church and he just vanishes so I can't get through to the next part.

  • Atleast you didn't almost get killed by a footbone..

  • Skyrim is very buggy but i know some console codes that might fix some bugs when im getting it:D

  • When I watch these (hilarious) videos I kinda feel sad about not experiencing that many bugs in my version of Skyrim:(

  • Dude, I want a talking bookcase. :P

  • I thought I would never buy another Bethesda game again since FONV release. Then I buy Skyrim and yup, same problems. Released yet another game with bugs. I am more distracted by graphical glitches and not completing a quest then enjoying the game.

  • I thought it was funny when i saw the fish slapping your ass :D

  • *animals* i used to be a great swimmer, until i took an arrow to the knee

  • @Hexalot1 einige bugs sind auch nur in der deutschen version... das nervt -.-

  • 1:27 Does anyone know a solution for this dialogbug?

    I have this issue with the two companion brothers.

    It's nearly impossible for me to make the Campanion Questline.

    Cause one of them is speaking to me with the same dialog every 3 seconds (after closing the dialog) again and again and again... Also when there are enemies right infront of us... :/

  • im a lvl 24, fought an ice wraith at like lvl 14 and still have a shard up my ass...

  • LOL! I was checking skype the whole time while watching part 1! xD Thanks for the warning this time around:p

  • Question. Have oblivion, like it. Is this a lot better? Cuz I want uncharted 3.

  • Does bugs ruin the game experience or is it possible to live with em? because this game seems pretty awsome.

  • @SomeNorwegianGuy100 most ppl don't have as many bugs as me, and even with my version its no problem to live with them

  • @SomeNorwegianGuy100 actually i find that a lot of the bugs are hilarious such as the ones shown here

  • @SomeNorwegianGuy100 Only bug for me thats annoying is you get stuck behind these little rocks or ledges

  • @SomeNorwegianGuy100 these bugs are'nt that bad i see.. some bugs are funny thg ;)) like the flying animal

  • @SomeNorwegianGuy100 During the main quest I encountered a bug which didn't allow me to move, speak, do anything else that watch around, as I was stick on a chair and couldn't get up. All that shet because the vocal files of a guy weren't in the game. lol

  • @SomeNorwegianGuy100 I encounter bugs at least once a hour. It is pretty annoying but the game is so good it still fails to ruin the game experience.

  • @SomeNorwegianGuy100 I find the bugs to be... well down right the funniest things Ive ever seen

  • @SomeNorwegianGuy100 seems pretty awesome lol this game IS awesome :D

  • dragon bones should be hollow like birds bones, and considering that al flesh and liquids from his body just insinerated into nothing, there isnt that much mass left, and fireball does a powerful explsion, not weird that the bones fly away

  • I used to cut arrows till I took fire wood to the knee.

  • I use to laugh at bugs like these, then I took an arrow in the knee!

  • ah yeah bandit fuhrer lol

  • Hei, you invented fire water)))

  • I think all flying creatures have hallow bones. Dragon bone even tho mythical, should be hallow too, if not, that fat ass isn't flying no where.

  • Lol would it make you feel anymore more awesome if I told you that dragon does indeed weigh a few tons, its just your so OP in magic you obliterate everything? That's what i told myself when I Found out this big too lmao

  • @DegorothAmon lol, very optimistic ^^

  • awww look at the cute spasing out fishes 2:30

  • Banditfuhur. i just luld

  • your playing on the pc.........

  • I keep minimizing your video, thinking someone is skyping me haha

  • 0:07  GET TO THA CHOPPA

  • are you english but playing a foreign skyrim?

  • @CallOfDutyKid05 german - german version

  • @Hexaglot1 ok

  • @CallOfDutyKid05 by the way you have very good english well done

  • @CallOfDutyKid05 thanks :D

  • Pause the video, i need to look who's talking with me at skype...

  • I'm on PC and a lot of this stuff doesn't happen for me, ever. I dont think the ice shard is a glitch, or at least it isn't one that matters, I like that it stays there like that. With the cauldron your basically shoving your foot into a heavy metal pot and then slamming the pot against the wall so it flies back at you, of course it hurts. Then you crawl up on a table under some fish and headbutt them. Everything else I agree with being a glitch, but either dont effect much or dont happen to me.

  • Technically speaking, if a dragon is to remain a creature of flight it needs to have a very light skeleton, like a chicken. It's bones would have to be hollow or something.

  • I used to think that someone was talking to me on Skype then I took an arrow in my ear

  • i recorded an epic bug like you once, then i took an arrow in the knee

  • the ice spike is no bug. It is supposed to stick in enemies, it only shatters when against inanimate objects like walls or chairs.

  • great wall bug; another perfect indicator that npcs pwn pcs:) but still funny:) love it; Daumen hoch für die gelegentlicher Lacher die ich hatte:)

  • A dragon skeleton shouldn't weight pretty much if I know anything about mythology.

  • like the beach balls in dead island.

  • I found that if you kill a dragon at winterhold college, it will fall through the floor after a few visits to it's dead body. Also, in the college's midden, there are areas where the walls go invisible and you can jump to the next 'floor' down.

  • Hey haxalot can you do me a favor? shut down skype, lol i keep thinking someone is talking to me :)

  • @lucalagalot impossible, but i will add warnings in the videos now ^^

  • @Hexaglot1 2:00 ;) love your videos btw.

  • @lucalagalot thanks too :)

  • @lucalagalot Forever Alone :D

  • I used to be an adventurer like you, than i took an arrow in the knee.

  • Even though I play many games on Xbox first, they ALWAYS have better quality on pc. It's just a fact.

    And no need to reply to me saying that you disagree.

  • Am i getting skype messages or something 2:02

  • Yes, we get it you made the video now can you remove the logo? its taking up the video

  • 3:00 you or a companion used ice shard on him, ice shards stay for about the same time as arrows its not a bug

  • ICe shard isn't a bug, it's realistic. When you kill someone with arrows they stick also right? Same goes for an ice arrow/shard.